67 There is no police flower
"It's you who says it's you, it's you who says it's not you, what do you mean? Is there a problem with us punishing adultery and eliminating evil? Someone shouted.
Yang Yi guessed that he was probably a little unhappy, and he wanted to give the three imposters a few more times, he smiled and said, "Isn't it all for your good?" ”
"There's nothing wrong with a few bastards, but can we beat them to death?"
"They just pretend to be the people's police, in order to defraud, even if it is illegal, it is not a capital crime, if you beat them to death, then you are deliberately killing people, and then the police will arrest not them, but you......"
Yang Yi is definitely not alarmist, these people are not the enforcers of the law, they do not deprive others of the right to life, even if they are police, they can only kill people under special circumstances.
"This ...... Is it so strict? ”
There are still many people in Huaxia who are blind to the law, and they only think that it is appropriate to beat the bad guys.
Yang Yi continued: "Can I deceive you? Forget it, let's not talk so much, let's call the police and arrest them first, so that they can't defraud. ”
Naturally, this was agreed by everyone, and no one wanted the criminals to go unpunished.
Yang Yi took out his copycat machine, which was as fast as a brick, which immediately attracted the attention of many people, he was like a contractor, holding the big brother in his hand, holding his head high, and letting go of his throat as if no one was on the phone.
"Hey, is it the Public Security Bureau? Oh, it's the Changning Police Station, yes, yes, I need help, yes, it's like this, three people pretending to be police officers were found in the cartoon town amusement park, what? Have you been alerted? Almost there? Good, good......"
The three impostors were lying on the ground like dead ashes, yes, this time it's miserable, not only did they not get the reward, but they also got people in, this is all a thousand yuan to cause trouble, the three of them want to cry without tears......
As soon as Yang Yi picked up the phone, he heard a siren that was getting louder and louder, and a Santana police car drove straight in, and in a blink of an eye, he came closer.
"What about criminals? What about criminals? ”
As soon as the car door opened, three real policemen walked out of the car with grim faces, looking for the best position to look around, and at the same time let go of their voices and shouted: "Get out of the way, unrelated personnel quickly dodge, we received a report, there is a criminal here......"
A criminal?! This is obviously not talking about the three impostors lying on the ground, and when everyone heard that there were accomplices, they were immediately shocked, and many of them were already in a hurry to leave.
Yang Yi was also taken aback, but then he figured out that the criminal in the policeman's mouth must be Ah Hua.
Because when Yang Yi was chasing Ah Hua before, in order to make way for tourists, he took out his student ID card and fooled around saying that he was chasing criminals, no wonder he called the police just now and said that the police had been dispatched, it turned out to be such a reason.
Since it was his own fault, Yang Yi naturally wanted to stand up and clarify, he never thought that he had just caught three impostors, and now he had become an impostor, but she would not say this.
"Big brother policeman......" Yang Yi shouted as he rushed towards the three policemen.
"Don't come, don't come here......," the three policemen shouted nervously, and they all pulled out their pistols and aimed at Yang Yi.
It's no wonder that the three police officers only received a call that there were criminals in this amusement park, and they didn't know what the criminals looked like, so they wouldn't let people approach them for the sake of safety.
Yang Yi stood still very obediently, with his hands held high, looking at ease, I am very honest.
Just kidding, that's a real gun, what if it goes off? Although Yang Yi was confident that he could dodge the bullet with full vigilance, who knew where to shoot if he went off.
"Three big brothers, you all misunderstood, it's me who called the police......" Yang Yi explained.
The three policemen immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and one of the older officers glanced at the other person next to him, who put away his pistol and walked towards Yang Yi.
"You said you called the police? What proof is there? ”
Of course, Yang Yi had no evidence, he was not the first person to call the police, but lying was too easy for him, he pointed to the three impostors on the ground, and said, "Look, the criminal is here, and he has been caught......"
"What?! Three people? The policeman uncle looked at each other, the power of the crowd was really strong, "Didn't you say that there was a criminal when you called the police?" Why are there two more now? ”
"That's right, I found the first criminal first, and then his accomplice appeared, so I didn't have time to tell you ......"
"Oh? So how did you find out they were criminals? The older officer looked at the three imposters on the ground, and the corners of his mouth twitched violently.
Nima, it's so miserable, I don't have any clothes, I don't have a human appearance, and I don't know what kind of abuse I was subjected to before I fell into a coma.
As early as the previous three people were beaten, their police uniforms, which were fairly well clothed, were torn into strips of cloth, and one of them even lost a side of his flower pants.
Yang Yi opened his mouth to explain: "The three of them pretended to be policemen, and they were discovered by our great people. ”
"What?! Pretending to be a police officer?! The real police uncle exclaimed, I haven't seen an impostor for many years, and today I caught three at once.
"How can you tell they're impersonating?" The older policeman questioned the crowd, while two other officers, who looked like his deputies, examined the three impostors lying on the ground.
It was still Yang Yi who answered his question, and he smiled and said, "Isn't this simple?" These three people are so stupid, and they don't know where they got the clothes, and the police numbers on them are all the same, police officer, you say, will such a stupid person in mass-produced clothes not be able to see it? ”
"Huh...... You're pretty smart......" The older officer chuckled, a big flaw indeed.
The two deputies checked it and whispered in the ear of the older officer, who nodded again and again, and then said to everyone, "Who of you beat this man?" I guess a lot of you did it, right? Then come with me to the police station......"
Into the police station? This is a stain in the eyes of many people, and no one wants to bow their heads.
Yang Yi had already guessed their reaction, and chuckled: "Sir, you are mistaken, these three people were beaten by myself......"
He naturally carried this black cauldron on his back, counting on those onlookers to dream.
"You hit it yourself?!" The older police officer was slightly surprised, but Yang Yi said so, so he just turned a blind eye.
Let so many people go to the police station, and the car brought is not enough to fit at all, anyway, the charges of these three people have been confirmed, just bring back one person to record the confession.
"Okay, come with us......"
Yang Yi nodded, he had planned to go to the police station, and the show has just officially begun, without him as the protagonist, will the play be good?
Nodding at Zhao Anyu and the others, under their worried eyes, Yang Yi got into the police car, and the three impostors were naturally arrested.
It is funny that after the three people were woken up, as soon as they saw the real police appear, most of them suddenly died, and they even made noise that they didn't want to pretend to be the people's police, but just play cosplay.
The two pairs of gloves smiled in their classic words: "If you have anything to say, go to the police station and say it......"
In the Changning District Police Station, in a room of about twenty or thirty square meters, Yang Yi sat on a cold small bench with a glass of boiled water in front of him, and the elderly police officer sat opposite.
The police officer was expressionless, took out a pen and a small notebook, and said seriously: "You don't have to be nervous, just record a confession, what to say......"
"Really don't be nervous?"
"I really don't need to ......"
Yang Yi looked worried: "What kind of police officer, you are so serious, I feel like a prisoner, I can't relax......"
"And what do you want?" The older police officer raised his head and looked at Yang Yi, what tricks does this kid want to do?
"That...... I've read a lot of urban novels, and in each novel there will be a sexy, righteous police flower, I don't know if there is a ...... in our office."
"There are no police flowers, if you have something to say, say it quickly!" The older officer struck mercilessly.