178, funny than funny woo woo
The car sped all the way on the street in the middle of the night, and finally came to the high-end residential area where the female star was, the security here was very thorough, and a Toyota was checked for a long time before Siyuan's car, and finally the owner called to let it go.
At first, Siyuan thought that she would run into some trouble, but when Ning Qingying's Maserati opened the gate, the two security guards let her go without even looking at it.
"They don't check?"
"Maserati, is it open to ordinary people? Do they dare to check? Ning Qingying's nostrils were almost facing the sky: "Give them the guts and don't dare to check me." ”
Siyuan glanced at her: "Go back, go back, what kind of words is this." ”
Although he didn't know what he was going to do, Ning Qingying honestly reversed the car back to the gate, and then saw Siyuan roll down the window and wave to a security guard who was reading the newspaper with me: "Come on, come here." ”
The security guard was stunned for a moment, then walked to Siyuan's side in surprise and asked in a low voice, "Sir, what's wrong?" ”
"I ask you, why didn't you check the car?"
"This ......" The security guard was in pain on the spot, and he couldn't answer the phone all of a sudden, so he could only be stunned on the spot.
This wealthy community is dressed up in rich people and celebrities from all walks of life who moved from the mainland, what is Filipino, what is Ming, or those who have made a fortune in Zhuhai, Shenzhen. These people's tempers are not so good, in order to take care of their feelings, the property specially recruited management personnel from the mainland, from the property manager to the mainlanders who are security guards, they can distinguish who can stop and who can't. But today I actually met such a master......
"Do you just stop the car when you see it? What kind of work attitude is this? Is a good person to drive a good car? Do you think I'm a good person? ”
The security guard was stunned on the spot, this question can't be answered at all, whether Siyuan is a good person or not, he will have to cause trouble.
Then, I saw Siyuan babbling for a full ten minutes, and finally said seriously: "If you encounter this situation next time, do you know what to do?" ”
"Got it, boss."
Although it was obvious that the security guard had no intentions, he still let him go and rolled up the window, signaling Ning Qingying to hurry up and drive.
"What are you going to do......"
Siyuan smiled mysteriously: "You don't understand it." ”
"Then you don't understand, you can't sue me? Don't you say I'll never understand it for the rest of my life, okay? ”
"I know you well?" Siyuan frowned: "Why do you want to sue me?" ”
"Aren't you familiar? Then I'll go back and sue Sister Sù for your insult to me. Not to be outdone, Ning Qingying counterattacked: "I know she likes you." No matter how strong a woman is, this animal is. There is no IQ in this area, do you want to try it? ”
Siyuan's head was full of sweat, although he and Ning Qingyuan were only good friends, or more than friends. But it really made this girl spread rumors, and the matter was just as big. And her acting skills are not to be said. When the time comes, the pear blossoms will bring some rain. I'm afraid Siyuan himself has to wonder if he really insulted her.
"Okay......"
Siyuan was convinced: "When I was talking to him just now, I planted a vajra puppet spell for him, and I was worried that those little ghosts would run away." Therefore, planting a spell in Kun is equivalent to shrinking it in this community, and it can't run out of that door. ”
"So powerful?"
"Well, it's all one thing down one thing, as long as it's used well, even simple spells can play a strong role."
"Then will you teach me?"
"Good...... Wait, not good. Siyuan almost opened his mouth to say yes, but immediately reacted: "You can't learn." ”
Others don't know, but if this girl learns a spell, it will definitely not be a good thing, and in the end it is he who wipes his ass, and this kind of thing must not be played......
"Don't teach it."
Ning Qingying's eyes rolled a few times, and he suddenly asked mysteriously, "I remember that people like you can't lie, right?" ”
"Aang? Yes...... Oh, yes. Siyuan was also stunned, not knowing why she asked: "Some spells will fail as soon as you lie." ”
"Then you sue me, am I in good shape?"
"Good...... Okay, very. Siyuan sighed in his heart, and said in his heart, 'Here he is', after a moment of silence, he turned his head to look at the buildings around him that were already dark, trying to change the topic: "Let's go, let's go see the woman." ”
"Don't digress from the conversation." Ning Qingying smiled very treacherously: "That means you see me naked." ”
"Ah...... You took it off yourself, it has nothing to do with me. ”
"I'm going to tell my sister that you're insulting me, no, no, I'm going to have a press conference tomorrow, saying that I was raped, and then vaguely reveal a little bit of your information, anyway, I don't care if I'm a star, let's finish it together."
Scheming...... This scheming is too powerful. Siyuan really thinks that the people of this Ning family don't have a fuel-efficient lamp, Lao Ning is an old fox, Qingyuan is a strong woman, and this Qingying is a scheming green tea who looks harmless on the surface but is black to the heart when she opens it, and she can even use her reputation to hack it casually, just to learn a spell?
"Why do you want to learn?"
"I want to be better than my sister." Ning Qingying gritted her teeth and said hatefully: "Since I was a child, I have never been better than her, I worked hard to become a star, she is already the head of Changning Industry, and in the end I am still managed by her." And it was supposed to be me learning spells, but my grandfather's suicide note didn't pass the spells to me, saying that I couldn't learn spells if I was fated to be robbed. I'm not convinced, the head of the previous generation was my father, and this generation should have been mine. ”
The more she talked, the more angry she became, and finally the tears of anger fell, and she followed Siyuan and sobbed while chattering.
"If that's what you're learning spells for, then I can't teach you. It's no joke to go crazy, and if you learn spells, you're bound to encounter a lot of strange things, and you can't avoid them if you want to, can you bear it? You think that the purpose of learning spells is to pretend to be strong for you? ”
Ning Qingying pursed her lips, after being sternly refused. The whole person was depressed: "Then how can you promise me." ”
"No, if you talk nonsense, you can go back to sleep."
Ning Qingying suddenly stopped talking, she was so fierce by Siyuan, she didn't make her petty anymore, but obediently followed Siyuan and got on the elevator.
"Seeing that you look so wronged, then you can be my assistant today, if you can bear it, I will consider teaching you."
"Really?"
Ning Qingying's eyes suddenly lit up with hope, and after making sure that Siyuan hadn't lied to her, the whole person was about to fly excitedly.
"What should I do?"
Siyuan didn't speak. He just took a dagger from his hand, handed it to Ning Qingying, and wiped it on her forehead with saliva.
"You're disgusting...... What are you doing! Ning Qingying wiped his forehead vigorously: "I'm sick to death." ”
"Don't rub it."
Siyuan glanced at her angrily: "I'm using my breath to temporarily open your yin and yang eyes." There are only four things that can breathe on me, saliva, blood, urine, and semen, which one do you want? ”
"It's disgusting...... Why not blood? ”
"It doesn't hurt with blood, does it?" Siyuan glanced at her: "You bite your finger and try it." ”
"Don't."
"Don't just shut up."
At this time, the elevator clanged and came to the floor where the actress lived, although it was not as high-end as the place where Ning Qingying lived. But you can have such a house in Hong Kong. That's pretty good, too.
And as soon as you enter the confines of this floor. Siyuan immediately felt a strong cold aura, and he looked around: "It's good that it came in time." ”
Ning Qingying was opened to yin and yang eyes, and he could feel some abnormalities somewhat. Saying in his heart that he was not afraid was a joke, he couldn't help but pull the corner of Siyuan's clothes with his hand.
"You're afraid of this little thing, and you're still learning spells." Siyuan didn't push her hand away, but silently mocked: "I haven't let you solve it yourself." ”
"Okay, I'm not afraid."
"I'm not afraid your hands are still shaking." Siyuan shook his head, turned around and handed her a gadget: "Take this in your mouth." ”
"I don't eat strange things......"
"Who let you eat it? Withhold! ”
The thing in Siyuan's hand is actually a stone of the Ten Thousand Soul Card, this is a special gift of the Ten Thousand Soul Card, this stone has some of the natural characteristics of the Qiang, such as suppressing evil things and not being infected by filth, it is of little use to a local tyrant like Siyuan who has the protection of the Ten Thousand Spirit Card, but for ordinary people like Ning Qingying, it is the treasure of the treasure.
However, he had an extra heart, and he didn't tell her what the origin of this amber exquisite gem was, plus this stone had an indescribable fragrance, so Ning Qingying also accepted it gladly, although it was not so beautiful in his mouth, but at least he had a peace of mind.
Walking to the door of the female star's house, the cold atmosphere was already extremely strong, so thick that even Ning Qingying, a layman, could clearly feel it.
"Are you ready?"
"Hmm!"
She said that she was about to knock on the door, but was pulled behind by Siyuan, and after glaring at her, Siyuan kicked on the door......
But I really didn't expect this door to be so strong, Siyuan's sturdy kick, counting the physical fitness bonus of the Heavenly Eye, I'm afraid that even the car can kick over, but this door is stunned and didn't move, and his feet hurt badly.
"Such a powerful ......"
"yes...... It's pulled out......" Ning Qingying looked at Siyuan and couldn't laugh a little: "This is a special security door......
"I'm sorry, I was stupid." Siyuan sighed, and propped one hand on the door: "Green gall...... It's better for you to come. ”
Green Gall is really a good hand at dealing with anti-theft doors, and within two seconds of going online, the door that even Siyuan can't kick open is burned thoroughly, and he gets into it from the already broken door, and Siyuan immediately smells a ...... Strong, sour, eerie smell......
"What a disgusting taste......"
Ning Qingying subconsciously covered her nose: "How can there be such a smell?" ”
"I don't know, go check it out."
Hearing a noise in the inner room, Siyuan put his hands in his pockets and walked in, he already felt that there were still living things in the room, but the breath was faint, and the sound of kicking the door just now was estimated to be earth-shattering, not to mention a person inside, even a vegetative person would probably have to be kicked up.
After opening the door, Ning Qingying gasped in surprise, and then covered her mouth with a pale face, she saw that the room was full of dark shadows, and a snow-white body was paralyzed on the bed, the whole bed was soaked, her face was blue and trembling, her legs seemed to be unable to be brought together, and the blood and unknown turbid liquid flowed out of her lower body, looking miserable and terrifying.
"Harm others and yourself."
Siyuan rubbed his nose and sighed: "I guess I'm also demented when I rescued it." Xuanwu Array! ”
He propped his hands on either side of the door, and almost instantly, the walls of the entire room turned into tortoiseshells, and the imps in the room were already in their pockets before they could escape.
"I'll maintain the formation, and I'll leave the rest to you." Siyuan smiled: "Don't be afraid, just leave one other one and stab them all to death with your dagger!" Call an ambulance by the way. ”
"I ...... I'll go? ”
"Or else? I'll give you a chance. ”
Originally, Siyuan planned to persuade this girl to quit, but she didn't expect her to be quite tenacious, and she actually walked in with a dagger in both hands......
Siyuan saw her watch and shook his head helplessly, but the first time...... In fact, this is quite bold, at least not the kind of delicate little girl who screams at the sight of cockroaches and cuts her throat.
Daggers are not mortal things, although Ning Qingying has no rules, but daggers can cause strong damage to these ghosts, as long as the blade goes, these little ghosts have no ability to resist at all, and when they encounter it, they will turn into a foul-smelling sewage.
This room full of little ghosts, under Ning Qingying's crazy chopping, it didn't take long for only two or three kittens to be left and still flying around the house, dodging the chops that came at any time.
"Alright."
When the little ghost died to the last one, Siyuan stopped Ning Qingying by speaking, and after getting his information, Ning Qingying collapsed on the spot, crying and running back to Siyuan's side, and cried out on his shoulder without saying a word.
Not to mention, if you are someone who has not been in contact with it much, when you see those hideous and terrifying little ghosts, those who say that they don't tremble are bragging, and even Siyuan was scared to pee when he saw it for the first time.
Although he had been bullying Ning Qingying before, but now that she was really frightened, Siyuan couldn't bear to squeeze her anymore, and gently pressed her shoulder: "How is it?" Are you scared? ”
"No...... It's exciting. ”
Obviously, my legs and stomach are soft with tears, but my mouth is still hard, and the tearful look on my face doesn't look like it was stimulated.
"Let's go, I'll grab the rest, and you can take the girl in bed to the hospital."
"No, no...... You're going with me. ”
"Didn't you say you weren't afraid?"
"No matter!" Ning Qingying gritted her back molars: "I don't want to go alone......"
"Okay...... Siyuan sighed: "Then you wait for me, I'll put it in the bottle." Would you be interested in checking the source with me? It will be more terrifying. ”
Ning Qingying nodded vigorously: "Of course I go!" (To be continued......)