Chapter 292: Orc Driving School Instructor
Nothing to say all night!
Early the next morning, Natalia was called up by Xing Xiaotian, this night Natalia didn't sleep much at all, she was always listening to the sound outside the tent, it can be said that she was spending her days like years, and she didn't know what was going on, after hearing Xing Xiaotian's voice, her heart suddenly settled down inexplicably, maybe because in this world, only Xing Xiaotian can communicate with herself.
Looking at Natalia's bloodshot eyes, Xing Xiaotian didn't plan to say anything, some things were useless even if she said them herself, and she was going to let her get used to them.
Today, Natalia's task is to teach Four-Eyes to drive, and of course, Xing Xiaotian also has to bring an apprentice.
As soon as they heard that Lord Xing Xiaotian was going to teach them how to control this steel giant beast, many people shouted excitedly, there are many pack beasts in Blackstone City, but the ones who can really become mounts are the three desert monitor lizards that were captured a long time ago, just by looking at the black-haired chief riding on the back of the monitor lizard every day to show off his might, you can know how much he likes that mount, and these iron beasts in front of him are taller and bigger than the desert monitor lizard, and they look more domineering, so it is not surprising that it causes competition.
"My lord, you can choose me, I have a lot of strength, and I will definitely be able to control this iron beast."
"My lord, if you choose me, I promise that I will not beat and scold this iron beast."
"Don't be blind, what do you know, this iron beast is very similar to the gold-loving beast in ancient legends, and if you want to control it, you must get the approval of this ancient gold-loving beast."
"Oh............"
A group of orcs around them made a sudden realization, and they all showed unaware expressions.
Xing Xiaotian rubbed his aching temples, then casually ordered four heavily armored kobold warriors and said, "You, you, you and you, take off your armor and get in the car with me."
On the other side, Natalia was already sitting in the driver's seat, but the whole person was so frozen there that she didn't dare to move. Because the carriage was crowded with orcs, large and small, three or four hairy heads pressed tightly to her cheek, arguing: "Squeeze to death." Can't you just go out? ”
"Why don't you go out?"
"Who's the mother brought the tomahawk, I don't know where to go?"
"You go down for me!" "You're going down."
Natalia is like a boat pushed by the waves. The pale face froze there and didn't dare to move, and in the end, Xing Xiaotian couldn't see it, so he ran over quickly and shouted: "What are you robbing here?" Give it all down to me! ”
The Fawkes, the kobold, Mrs. Wall, and even an ironclad bear man who was over four meters tall really didn't know how he managed to cram himself into it for his size.
Xing Xiaotian casually ordered two Fox and a Mrs. Wall and said, "You three get in the car, what should the others do." ”
Even if you are unwilling. These orcs could only sneer and leave, but the affection in their eyes showed how reluctant they were.
Do you want to learn to drive even as a Bear? You can't even get into the driver's seat, what kind of car are you driving?
After shaking his head speechlessly, Xing Xiaotian opened the car door and started his military truck, Xing Xiaotian and Natalia drove out of Blackstone City one after another, until they came to the gravel wasteland outside the oasis, this place is really suitable for practicing cars, drive casually, rest assured and bold, you just can't hit anything if you want to.
The summer months in the gravel wasteland are notoriously hot, and the sun-dried bodies are hot. The carriage was even hotter and stuffy, and it didn't take long for the four kobolds in the same car to stick their tongues out. Now Xing Xiaotian is not so afraid of the cold and heat, but in order to take care of them, he still turned on the air conditioner, and the cool cold air soon filled the entire carriage, making the four kobold warriors squint their eyes comfortably, looking like they were enjoying it to the extreme.
"Squeak~~Ga!"
With an irresistible surge and the sound of brakes, Xing Xiaotian finally stopped the car, but after more than ten seconds, Natalia also parked the car beside her.
Now Natalia's face is very good-looking, and the endless gravel in front of her makes her know why Xing Xiaotian doesn't defend herself. Running out of this desolate place without permission is a death, and it seems that I can only spend the past two years in this strange place.
Xing Xiaotian didn't know what Natalia was thinking. After smiling, he lowered the window and pointed to the side and said to her in English: "You go over there to teach, I'm here!" Four eyes. Look at how this woman drove this car, be careful, and learn a little bit. "The first half of the sentence is said to Natalia, but the second half of the sentence is said to Four Eyes, if Natalia has to do something to play with fire, I believe Four Eyes also knows what to do.
After pulling up the window again, Xing Xiaotian turned his head to the four kobold men who looked at him and explained in detail: "This iron beast is called a car, it has no life, you can see it as a complex tool, but this tool must be operated by a person to show its power, I will first introduce you to the most important parts of the car, this is the steering wheel, it can function to control the direction, this iron piece is called the accelerator ......"
Xing Xiaotian took the trouble to explain to the four kobolds, and after the introduction, he would ask random questions, and if he couldn't answer it, he would be slapped on the back of the head, not because his education methods were too rough, but because he found out through continuous summaries that corporal punishment was indeed the best way to deepen the memory of orcs.
"Step on the clutch and ignition...... Yes, yes, that's it, steady, don't be nervous, right......"
When Xing Xiaotian was learning to drive, he heard the coach say this: "Driving is the simplest craft in the world, give the dog two bones, and the dog can drive." ”
Facts have proved that the coach's words are still very forward-looking, and now these four kobold people are skillfully driving this military heavy truck under the guidance of Xing Xiaotian, and at the moment when the speed is raised, the kobold driving the vehicle will often howl with excitement, and Xing Xiaotian will be annoyed.
As time passed, the four kobolds drove more and more decently, and later Xing Xiaotian even had to scold and kick them to drive them off the driver's seat, and they were all addicted to driving.
On the other hand, Natalia's side seems to be gradually getting on the right track, and a whole morning has passed, except for Xing Xiaotian, who is a little bored, everyone has gained, and even Natalia is no longer that nervous look, presumably she understands. Since I have been sitting in a car for so long without an accident, there will be no accidents in the future.
With Xing Xiaotian's greeting, the two military trucks were put together again. In the drifting dust and smoke, Xing Xiaotian pulled down the window and said lazily: "I'm hungry." I'm teaching them in the afternoon, let's go eat first. ”
To be honest, Natalia had a little bit of fear and a little bit of anticipation for the food here, because she didn't know what would be served later, whether it was a big plate of bugs or a plate of broken hands and feet.
Thankfully, Natalia's fears didn't come true. Far from being terrible, the food was hearty, with a platter of seven or eight fruits with crushed ice, a large bowl of vegetable salad, a whole roasted lamb on a burning charcoal fire, golden potato cakes on an iron plate, tomato soup and bacon, which would be sumptuous even in the modern world, let alone in this strange world.
There weren't many diners around, but they were all dressed in extremely fine armor. It's very different from ordinary orcs, even if Xing Xiaotian doesn't say it, Natalia can see it. This is a very high-end pie, the kind that belongs to the top of this power.
After letting go of the burden in her heart, Natalia also had a great appetite, and she ate a lot of seemingly ladylike food, especially her bold amount of alcohol won the favor of Black Hair, Alpha and others.
After the welcome party, Xing Xiaotian even took everyone to sleep for a while under the shady poplar tree.
Xing Xiaotian just wants to send a signal to Natalia with his actual actions, in fact, there is nothing wrong here, if you want. You can even go for a swim in the river and change your clothes, for the same kind. The punishment is very generous.
By the time I practiced again in the afternoon, there would be not two, but ten. And there were four passengers in each car.
What reverse? What ramp to start? You don't have to learn anything, as long as you can drive the car away, the rest of the things will naturally help Xing Xiaotian to complete.
Just when everyone was practicing, a human riding a Bactrian camel came to the edge of the car park, and the human who appeared here swaggeringly, and there was only Zhao Liang in the entire Blackstone City several times, and after handing over the car to a practicing Wolf warrior, Xing Xiaotian opened the car door and walked towards Zhao Liang.
Before he could get closer, Zhao Liang turned over and jumped off the hunchback, then rubbed his hands and smiled at Xing Xiaotian: "Lord Xing Xiaotian, my Mr. Xing, I really didn't say you, we are all sons and daughters of China, don't look at the face of the monk and see the face of the Buddha, why can't you lose your fellow countryman, how about getting me a car?" ”
Get one for you too?
In fact, it's not impossible to get one for Zhao Liang, the streets of Blackstone City were built very wide by Xing Xiaotian, and there is no problem even with two cars in parallel, but it is easy to give him the illusion of a gentleman who can be bullied by agreeing to him so lightly.
After thinking about it for a while, Xing Xiaotian rubbed his chin and said to Zhao Liang: "It's not impossible to get one for you, but you have to be affected, and all the vehicles will be modified for me!" ”
"Huh? All changed? Zhao Liang immediately showed a bitter expression.
"What are you? If you don't give you a car, you don't change it for me, if you don't change it, you try it, and you are rewarded with a car, do a good job, how about I get you a Daben? ”
If Zhao Liang still had a little resentment in his heart at the beginning, then after Xing Xiaotian's two sentences were finished, he had no resentment, Xing Xiaotian said it very bluntly, don't you have to work if you don't give you a car? It's good to be able to get you a car, so hurry up and get your thanks.
"Hehehe, understand, understand, don't worry, no matter what you want to change, I will change it for you."
"That's right, you listen to me tell you......" As he spoke, Xing Xiaotian took out a long knife from the storage ring, and then drew a sketch on the ground, Zhao Liang thought about it from time to time, or nodded with a bright eye. (To be continued)
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