When Yang Yi heard the fat man fanning the flames beside him, he was so angry that he jumped to his feet: "You dead fat man, I didn't expect you to be so good at stabbing knives, Lao Tzu misjudged you......"

"Hahaha, you can't blame me, who made you brag in the dorm all day long about how good you are, now it's time for you to perform."

The beautiful counselor was very satisfied with the answers of many students, patted Yang Yi on the shoulder and said, "Yang Yi, I don't know if you have thought about what program to perform?" ”

"I'll go up and dance." Yang Yi gritted his teeth and stared at the beautiful counselor.

You femme fatale, I remember you.

But the beautiful counselor misunderstood the meaning of his eyes, and her pretty face was slightly red and whispered, "You want me to dance with you?" ”

"But the clothes I'm wearing ......"

The beautiful counselor Liu Jingyi squirmed, but before she finished speaking, Yang Yi raised her hand and interrupted: "Cut, I won't let you dance blindly, you want to have no face, you want to have no figure, your waist is so thick, and your legs are so short......"

God is pitiful, Liu Jingyi is a little reluctant to say that the country and the city are overwhelmed, but she is definitely an out-and-out beauty, especially that leg.

Tightly wrapped in black stockings, outlining elegant curves, how can it not look like what Yang Yi said.

"You ......" the beautiful counselor was angry, is this still a student? It's just a hooligan!

"Hmph, it doesn't matter what you do, don't mess up anyway, mess up your military training and stand and listen to the lecture for a month."

The corners of Yang Yi's mouth twitched, and his face instantly became bitter: "Do you want to be so ruthless?!" ”

"Hmph, that's it!" Liu Jingyi flicked her long hair and waited for the high heels to go away.

Only women and villains are difficult to raise, Yang Yi finally believed the words of the ancients, it turns out that it is not only violent women like Su Lingling in the world who are difficult to deal with, but all cautious women are difficult to deal with.

The show was held on a high platform about two meters high, which was hollow underneath the high stage, which is now temporarily turned into a dressing room for the actors.

Yang Yi walked to the door of the dressing room and was stopped by two members of the student council, who identified himself before being released.

The dressing room space is not small, about 100 square meters, but it is full of all kinds of clothes, more than 20 men and women are busy choosing their favorite clothes, and a few girls are sitting in front of the mirror to concentrate on eyebrow painting.

In addition, there are several martial arts weapons stacked in the corner of the dressing room, such as wooden sticks, long swords, and broadswords, and the eighteen kinds of weapons are also complete.

When he saw these weapons, Yang Yi's eyes suddenly lit up, fuck, and he was dancing with wool, so he took a weapon and played it twice.

If you want to say that Yang Yi is the best weapon, it must be regarded as the 'judge pen', two ruler-long 'judge pens' in his hands can completely thread the needle and lead the needle, and hit the acupoints with a hundred shots.

It is precisely because of this that his name of 'judge' comes from this.

Yang Yi has always carried these two weapons in his hand, but he can't show them lightly, once he takes them out, it is very likely that his identity will be exposed, you know, he Yang Yi has killed countless people, and he is also a hot person on the bounty list.

A certain al-Qaeda once offered a high price of 100 million yuan to buy Yang Yi's head.

Yang Yi walked to the corner, selecting one after another, these dozen or so weapons are not real weapons, not to mention shoddy, and they have not yet been bladed.

But these have little to do with Yang Yi, he is not going to kill people, he is just performing a piece for people to watch.

It seems that it is still the wooden stick in the photo, the length of the eyebrows, and the radius of about three centimeters, there is no such fit.

Moreover, the upper and lower parts of the wooden stick were scraped and slippery, and there were no barbs at all.

"That's it!" Yang Yi held the wooden stick and tossed it, very satisfied.

"Hey, who are you going to fight with?" Suddenly there was a pleasant sound in my ears, like the cry of a yellow warbler, and the hollow valley sounded.

He turned to look, and the first thing that caught his eye was a delicate face with a little powder, and the crimson rouge was smeared on the cheeks, which was extremely charming.

The girl has a hair like silk satin flying in the wind, Emei like light smoke, a pair of apricot eyes like stars like the bright moon, a delicate nose, a slightly dizzy pink cheek, delicate red lips, a flawless melon seed face with shyness and affection, a tender snow skin with a strange color, a light body, and a blue heart.

She was wearing a white Hanfu, with a long black ribbon tied around her waist, black and white, incompatible, pure and pure without revealing the cunning that a girl should have, really flawless.

The girl folded her hands behind her back, blinking her big watery eyes, and her eyelashes, which were as thin as cicada wings, fluttered twice from time to time.

was stared at by Yang Yi stunned, the girl raised her cherry mouth in displeasure, and said coquettishly: "Hey, you are very rude, why are you staring at others?" ”

"Oh oh oh ......" Yang Yi woke up from a dream and scratched his head embarrassedly, "What, I was stunned to see the beauty......"

"Hee...... You're really interesting......" The girl smiled, revealing her neat teeth, "You haven't answered me yet, who are you going to hit with a stick?" ”

"That's what you say?" Yang Yi raised the eyebrow stick in his hand, "This is the prop I will perform later." ”

"What show are you performing?" The girl blinked and continued to ask.

"A Dance ......"

The girl's eyes lit up, and she looked Yang Yi up and down: "You perform dance?" But I've never seen you in a dance class at school! ”

"I'm in the second class of economics, can't I dance if I don't go to the dance class?" Yang Yi asked rhetorically.

The girl spit out her pink tongue embarrassedly: "You're right, hehe, my name is Liu Shurui, I'm from the art department, what's your name?" ”

"My name is Yang Yi......"

Liu Shurui, a cheerful little girl, wanted to say something, but the student council members outside the door suddenly poked their heads out and said, "Who is Liu Shurui, it's time for you to take the stage......

"Oh, got it, come right away!"

Liu Shurui had no choice but to apologize and say to Yang Yi: "I'm sorry, it's time for me to perform......"

"Well, then there you go." Yang Yi nodded.

The girl walked out of the dressing room with the corner of her skirt, and suddenly turned around and said, "Hey, Yang, Yang Yi, right?" Aren't you coming to see my show? ”

"Heh......" Yang Yi smiled.

Liu Shurui's show is also a dance, Yang Yi stood under the stage, watching the girl dance on the stage like a white butterfly, sometimes up and down, sometimes kicking, sometimes pressing, sometimes jumping, sometimes spinning.

The ornamentation is very high, and the skills are not bad, it can be seen that Liu Shurui's body is very flexible, and some challenging movements seem to be easy to use in her.

The audience applauded endlessly, which was praised by the audience, and Liu Shurui danced more energetically.

The corners of her skirt flew and were thrown in the air, and her steps were wrong, like a tireless gyroscopic spiral turning more than ten times.

"Okay, great!" Yang Yi applauded, and several people around him looked at him curiously, how did this girl applaud, why was it so loud.

At this moment, something happened on the stage, Liu Shurui, who had been spinning for more than ten weeks, didn't know if she was dizzy or what's wrong, and suddenly stumbled, stepped on the corner of her skirt several times in a row, and looked like she was about to fall off the high platform.

"Not good!" Yang Yi screamed in surprise, and then rushed forward as if reflexively.