Chapter 0249 - Husband and Wife Detective
You don't have to look closely, it is clear that it is a three-pound fish, and its belly is red, much like a big girl lying on the bed......
The peony fairy is very jealous, what is the mess of it? Fish is fish, what does it mean to make a big girl lie in it? Do you want to seduce the princess? "I'm going to kill you!"
Why does she think of this when she sees anything, what is she doing with it? Why don't you cook it and eat it!
The peony fairy pointed at it with her mouth, spewed out flames, and after a while, the fish was burned, and only the woman lying in her stomach was left, and she bit off her head first, and then ate her body, and gave me the lower half, and said, "It tastes so good!"
After eating, the fish is fish, there is nothing but the fishy smell, and in less than a minute, the heart is shaving, hugging the head of the peony fairy tightly, and kissing it deeply......
I thought she was going to struggle, but I didn't expect to be more active than me...... There was water all over it, so just lie down......
I've never fought with my wife in such a gloomy hole, and it's strange to blame this transparent fish for being so hot when I eat it!
The peony fairy couldn't wait and kept holding back......
If a man doesn't take the initiative, she's stupid...... Is there something wrong with the brain?
She deliberately shook her body and coquettishly: "It's your fault, you don't understand a woman's heart! Marrying 10,000 wives is not a big fool; why can't the women around you see it?"
I've been thinking about the Peony God in prison, and I don't know why? Her body dangled in front of my eyes......
The peony fairy is very greedy, rolling in the water, not afraid of choking to death, and can play to its heart's content......
A wife is a wife, always the same, and no other woman attracts attention in any case......
The peony fairy declared again and again: "I have become a princess, I only have a princess in my heart, and I am not allowed to look at others; I am not allowed to sniff with my nose, this kind of rotten virtue must be changed!"
I heard a "bang" outside...... Suspect someone is coming.
The big fools know it......;
Like thieves, we crept out of the cave and looked up at the sound......
It was two women, with seat belts all over their bodies, who came down from the brightest place, happened to stop next to the rock, and their voices also came out: "This is a magma stone more than ten meters long, especially like an eyed snake, with a nose and eyes?"
Another woman also voiced: "It's the most realistic magma stone-eyed snake I've ever seen, it even has a tail, how nice it would be if it could be taken down?"
The woman with a different voice said, "It's a big project, it takes a lot of equipment to do, and it's going to build a big museum......
I cursed in my heart: "A broken stone, there are also people who make up their minds...... If it was a beautiful woman, it would be different! How attractive was the peony fairy back then? I married her in a word, and I suffered a lot. ”
The peony fairy neither went into the hole nor went out, hugged my head tightly and continued to kiss......
I always thought that men were greedy, but I didn't expect women to be the same, even crazier than men......
A woman's voice came out of the brightest place: "How is it?
Then I heard a "boom, boom" sound, like an explosion.
The kissing was also affected, and the peony fairy couldn't help it, shouting at it, "Go away after you get it, what are you talking about?"
One of the women panicked and pointed her finger at us and shouted, "Ghost, ghost!"
Are they crazy? I can't tell the difference between humans and ghosts, and when I go up and kiss them, I will know that they are not ghosts!
The peony fairy twisted my cheek with her hand and scolded: "Under the eyes of the princess, you dare to be tempted by other women, see if I tear your mouth?"
There was a mess up there, and there were figures shaking in very bright places......
The two women in the cave rose higher and higher, shouting desperately, "Come on!
The peony fairy couldn't look at it, stared at it and scolded: "Neurotic! If I were a ghost, I would have to suck your blood dry!"
The two women in the cave, still a certain distance from the entrance of the cave, did not know if they heard it, and looked very panicked, and finally one of them screamed: "Ah......"
The voices of several women came from the brightest place: "Don't be afraid, there are no ghosts in the world! Don't scare yourself." ”
One of the women was bouncing on the harness, suddenly head-down, leaving only one strap hanging from her thigh, and shouted in a hysterical voice in fright: "Help-"
In the brightest place, the figure shook very much, and from time to time there were several women's voices: "Grab the seat belt, don't let go, we are working hard!"
The woman hanging from the seat belt howled like a pig, and the sound was very scary......
The peony fairy couldn't see it, and with a wave of the fairy method, a ray of light went up, flashed, and took the woman out of the cave......
"Oh, God, is there really a ghost?" said the brightest place where several women's strange voices sounded.
This distraught us both and prepared to fly up......
I stared at the peony fairy's face, and the light coming down from above was different, illuminating her little face like a big cat......
She pointed at me and said, "You are like a coal digger, with only your eyes and teeth showing your true colors, and the rest of the place is darker than a beggar......
I panicked and drilled into the hole before I remembered, how could there be water in such a high hole?
The peony fairy scolded me for being stupid! The water came down from above;
I can't tell her, I only show tenderness when it's sweet, and I can't even say anything else, I don't know where she was fascinated at the beginning, but I was willing to be a pick-up man......
The peony fairy is not as savage as Sister Feng, and her movements are very man-like, and she pressed my head tightly to the water's edge......
The light from outside the cave reflected my face in the water, and it was that virtue......
The peony fairy laughs at others, never laughs at herself......
Help me get clean...... This is really like being a wife......
However, she didn't admit it, and had to say: "Princess, you must serve the princess obediently like a woman, this is the obligation." ”
There are always bubbling in the water, one bigger than the other, sometimes in a bunch......
I stared at it with my fiery eyes for a long time, and I didn't understand what it meant. Are there fish in the soil?
The peony fairy has a different opinion: "According to experience, some fish will drill into the soil, don't believe in picking it out to see?"
The first time I saw this happen, I asked her to figure it out right away.
The peony fairy looked for things everywhere: in addition to the rotting sticks, it was to pull garbage, and only there was a messy branch on the wall of the cave, which was dragged for a long time, and the branches and leaves were removed, and the bubbling places were poked with it......
This thing is useless at all, anyway, my body is very dirty, I went down and picked it with both hands, it felt like a big stone, and I shouted in a hurry: "Help!"
The peony fairy is not as stupid as me, and uses the fairy method to turn the tree stick into a crowbar, automatically find the right place, and pry it up hard......
The bubble turned into something black, revealing a sharp corner......
I hugged it tightly with both hands and pulled it out with all my might, and with great difficulty, I saw a rectangle, covered in mud......
She was very patient and washed it little by little, and found that this pattern was the most exquisite peony picture.
The box is carved with peony flowers everywhere, one meter long, fifty centimeters wide, and twenty-five centimeters high, which is very heavy!
Heavy physical work, can only let me ......
She's pointing fingers and directing from the side; should it be like this, shouldn't it be like that?
I'm tired of listening! "If you have the ability, take it yourself!" What are you doing moving back with a broken box?"
The peony fairy was not polite, I didn't know the strength of the come, picked it up and put it on my back and said, "Let's go!"
"Oh my God!" this seemed to weigh a thousand pounds, and it couldn't stand up to my waist.
She shouted like a ghost, "Hurry up, the more you stay, the heavier you get!"
It was dripping water on my back, and it was very uncomfortable! Carrying this damn shit, I walked out of the hole step by step......
The peony fairy bullet flew back, rising higher and higher, and shouted at the brightest place: "Hurry up!"
I carried this thing on my back, and I couldn't fly up after a few bullets, so I was holding back a hot sweat and asked, "No, okay?"
The peony fairy came down from above, grabbed my hand tightly, and pulled hard......
I flew up and struggled upward, almost unable to hold on, and the sweat on my head was dripping down......
The peony fairy used both hands to get it......
I collapsed at the door of the cave, lying directly on the semicircular lid of the peony box, my brain dizzy and almost exhausted......
She was fine, and she was still saying cool words on the side: "I just finished being a husband, my body is very weak, and I haven't eaten, so I'm going to fall apart!"
My opinion is quite big, and I keep nagging......
The peony fairy didn't want to answer me, and shouted into the air for a long time, until the blue light appeared, and the ostrich beast was standing......
It was the first time I had moved something so heavy that I didn't want to move it at all......