The strong coaxing didn't work, and some people changed it to a soft begging: "Master, please, I really can't hold it back." Someone else complained bitterly: "Master, we have pyelonephritis and can't hold our urine, so we beg you." When you park your car, you can be regarded as accumulating virtue and doing good. ”

The driver said magnificently, "Wait a while, I'll always find a good place, right?" You can't defecate in the open, right? The driver's words are very reasonable, not to mention that the car is climbing the mountain at this time. So the travelers shut up again, but this time they finally had hope.

After the mid-90s, road construction arose across the country. If you want to get rich, build roads first. Road construction can highlight the achievements of local officials, and convenient transportation can speed up the circulation of people and materials, and it can indeed play a role in stimulating the economy. In addition, road construction is also the most convenient for some officials to embezzle. There is dirt and greed, and of course this road needs to be overhauled and repaired. To tell you a joke, which highway in China, which national highway is not soaked with the blood or tears of corrupt officials?

Like Zhang Qiusheng, the mountain they are climbing now will definitely have to dig a tunnel in a few years, and now it is just a poor winding mountain road. The car finally climbed to the top of the mountain, and the driver stopped the car and shouted, "Get out of the car if you want to get rid of it!" ”

Those who were anxious got out of the car one after another. There are also some people who want to get out of the car, but they are not worried about the luggage in the car, and look at Zhang Qiusheng and the three of them vigilantly. But if you don't get out of the car, the problem will be solved, and who knows if the driver will stop again? Dilemma, which is more important, keeping luggage or going to poop, it's hard to choose!

There was a person who looked like a cadre, and he said to Zhang Qiusheng tentatively gently: "It's convenient for the little brother not to get out of the car? After this village, there will be no such shop, and the driver may not stop from now on. Go down and make it easier? "Zhang Qiusheng and Li Mantun's tolerance is higher than that of ordinary people, not to mention that there is no convenience in the first place. And Xiaoli was very convenient just now, and now she doesn't want to get out of the car at all, it's too cold outside the car.

Zhang Qiusheng has always been more easy-going, and he listened to this person's words as well, saying: "It's convenient, it's convenient." As he spoke, he was about to get out of the car. He got out of the car himself and took Li Mantun with him: "Lao Li, go down." ”

Li Mantun shook his head and said, "What are you going down for?" It's cold outside, and I'm not in a hurry. For this elm head, Zhang Qiusheng only broke the drum and beat it heavily, and he said: "Why don't you have eyes?" Everyone in this car treats us as pickpockets, and if we don't get out of the car, we will take them tired and dare not relieve them. Why bother, being convenient with others is convenient for yourself, so go down. ”

Li Mantun shouted that he was wronged, but he still got out of the car with Zhang Qiusheng. He never embarrassed ordinary people, even if he was wronged, he only complained a few words and was done. Xiaoli knew that she was the culprit and consciously got out of the car.

I'm cāo, the driver is a pit man. After Zhang Qiusheng and the others got out of the car, they found that on the left was a steep cliff, and on the right was a black gulongdong cliff. The man is better, just standing by the cliff. The women are miserable, and they all face the cliff and expose their butts to the road.

Why don't you put your butt against the cliff? This is a national highway, although it is a winding mountain road, it is also a car traffic. The headlights illuminate the road, and the road conditions are even worse. This, everyone understands, so I won't say more.

After the convenience was over, everyone returned to the car, all the women were flushed, and the men pretended to be decent men and gentlemen. Just when everyone was feeling anxious and embarrassed, suddenly a voice sounded: "Gentlemen and ladies: good evening! ”

Except for Zhang Qiusheng and Li Mantun, everyone else only cared about the embarrassment just now. I didn't notice that there were three people in the car at some point. The one who spoke had long shawl hair and pretended to be a literary youth. The other two are bald, typical second-class goods. Both of them were holding daggers with bright lights, one in front of the train and the other behind the traffic jam.

There is no doubt that this was an encounter with a car bandit. A chubby woman couldn't help but scream. The bald head in front of the car stepped forward, and waved the dagger without saying a word. The chest of the woman's down jacket was cut five or six inches, and blood slowly oozed out and stained the red and white jacket. This is a dismount, and immediately scares everyone out of the atmosphere.

The literary and artistic young man coughed twice, and then continued: "Let's introduce it, the three of us are called Xiao Sanyi." I want to meet you today because I want to borrow some money from you. Of course, there is no repayment, haha-"

The literary youth felt that this was very humorous, and he laughed first. Laughing and smiling, he suddenly turned his face: "Hand over all the money on your body!" And women, hand over all the rings, necklaces, and earrings you are wearing! Be quick! Otherwise, the fat pig woman just now is your role model. ”

The bald head in front of the car took a big backpack, opened the mouth of the bag, and forced a person sitting in the front with a dagger: "Quick, take out all the money on your body and put it in this bag!" "The bald head in the back of the car did the same thing, except he started with the last one.

Xiaoli hugged Li Mantun's arm, and her whole body trembled next to him. Classmate Li doesn't eat her tofu, so the boss is impatient. He asked, "What are you shaking?" You'll only have eight cents and two cents on you, and it's a big deal to give them all. As for being so afraid? Xiaoli trembled like a swing and said, "I, I, I am, I'm afraid." ”

Li Mantun said in a loud voice: "These little miscellaneous hairs are all stupid, what's so scary?" What he said made the car robbers unhappy. The bald head in the back of the car stabbed him with a dagger. The two bald heads seemed to be sharper than their mouths, and they didn't say anything except waving a knife when they got into the car.

But no matter how neat their hands and feet are, can they still beat Li Mantun? Before the dagger was halfway pointed, Li Mantun stretched out his hand through Xiaoli and snatched the dagger. Stand up again and punch the bald head in the face, the bald head screams backwards, and the bald head hits the back of the seat again.

At the same time as the bald head waved the dagger in the back of the car, Zhang Qiusheng jumped out of his seat and reached out to snatch the dagger from the bald head in front of the car. It was also a punch to the bald head's face, and the bald head fell on its back like the bald head behind it, and the bald head hit the car door and curled up in a ball.

Zhang Qiusheng didn't stop, punched the literary young man in the face, and then grabbed his long hair and hit his head against the railing behind the driver's seat a few times before throwing him to the ground.

A group of travelers have seen fierce ones, but they have never seen such two fierce ones. Travelers don't know whether to applaud or remain silent. The applause was to take the lead, and no one took the lead, so everyone continued to be silent.

Zhang Qiusheng didn't care whether anyone applauded or not, and ordered Xiao Sanyi to come to the aisle and kneel in front of them. Xiao Sanyi was mentally broken by the thunderous blow, and knelt down without resistance at all.

Zhang Qiusheng ordered: "Take out all the money on you, quickly!" "Xiao Sanyi was hit before he opened just now. I didn't have any money in my backpack, so I had to take it out of my body. Digging around, the three of them only had a total of 12 yuan, 5 cents and 6 cents.

Zhang Qiusheng counted the money twice, and yes, it was indeed only twelve yuan, five cents and six cents. He was so angry that he stomped his feet and scolded: "I'm cǎo Nima, you only have twelve yuan, five cents and six on you, and you dare to come out to be a car bandit?" People are car bandits, who doesn't carry a thousand children and eight thousand? Ah, what are you all plain zhì! ”

"Papa-" The soles of Li Mantun's shoes were slapped with envy. After smoking, Zhang Qiusheng slowly put on his shoes as usual, and said to Li Mantun: "I'm too lazy to take care of these miscellaneous items, I'm angry with my old man." Niu Changfeng, you can take care of it. ”

"Hey, Howler!" Li Mantun's slapping skills are always lacking in heat, and he is anxious to find a model to practice. Xiao Sanyi took the initiative to send it to the door, just because he couldn't ask for it.

Suddenly took off his shoes, "crackled-", and slowly put on his shoes. It looks like I've learned ten out of ten, but the speed just can't keep up. I tried it all over again, "crackling-", it still didn't work. And so on and so forth, and so on, and so on. Xiao Sanyi's face is like a purple eggplant, or chocolate toast.

Li Mantun still pays attention to social morality. With so many travelers waiting to drive, it's not a problem for you to be alone in endless tossing, right? But just let go of Xiao Sanyi, and he was a little unwilling. ordered Xiao Sanyi to stand up, and he himself stood up. Holding the dagger he snatched, he said to Xiao Sanyi: "What I practiced just now was to take off my shoes and slap me, and now I want to practice knife skills." There is a special point in practicing this knife skill, which is to cut the upper body of a person from the outer clothes to the inner clothes with one knife. You've got to stand up, and if you're not careful, it's disemboweling. Don't worry, we'll come one by one. ”

As he spoke, he slashed down the bald head behind the car. Then I checked again, and the padded jacket and sweater were all cut, but the cotton sweater inside was not cut. Li Mantun scolded and scolded, grabbed the collar of the bald head with one hand and cut it open. The other two did the same. In the end, there was no nonsense, and the trouser belts of these three people were cut off, and the shoelaces were also cut.

This is not creative, it is completely modeled after the way they dealt with the old black men on the way to Heihe. After Li Mantun finished this qiē, he told the three of them to get out.

The three of them walked to the car door, Zhang Qiusheng stopped them and said, "We will not change our name, we will not change our surname, we will be above board." I am the fifth son of the Xie family on Nanyang Road, and I am here to bring two antiques back this time, so I don't have time to play with you. Otherwise, I'm going to skin you! Remember my name, and you can seek revenge on me later. ”

Li Mantun also followed: "I am Niu Changfeng on the Central Plains Road, Zhongzhou found that a big bucket of Lao Tzu was going to rush to fall, and I didn't have time to toss with you." Remember my name and welcome revenge later. ”

After the little Sanyi got off the bus with difficulty, Zhang Qiusheng said to the passengers very modestly: "I'm sorry for delaying everyone's time." Master, please drive! ”

Zhang Qiusheng and their car had just driven away, and a car followed behind. This is a car bound for Shenyang, and after crossing this hill at the fork in front of it, it turns east and goes east. Xie Wuye and Niu Changfeng were both in this car, but they didn't sit together. The two of them don't cross the line, but they have to go to Shenyang to take this car. And this is the last shuttle bus to Shenyang today, and they don't have a choice.