Chapter 193: Sophistry
Li Mantun heard Zhang Qiusheng talk nonsense like this, and said with a smile: ", is there anything in this world that you are afraid of?" Go, go! Zhang Qiusheng's head shook like a rattle, and he would rather die: "Really, I'm really afraid of the police, so you will spare me." When I was a child, I cried a lot, and when I cried, my grandmother used the police to scare me, leaving me with a psychological barrier. Go ahead! Li Mantun saw him doing this, and he had no other choice, so he walked to the police station alone.
Of course, Zhang Qiusheng was not afraid of the police, but he was unwilling to deal with people in the government. He just wants to be a common man in peace, he doesn't bully others, and others can't bully him. There were only a few packs of cigarettes in the gloves, so I happened to buy a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of Coke at the door of the small store, and borrowed a bench from the boss. I smoked and drank water in the small shop, and I didn't even bother to listen to the movements in the police station. Will the Yanai from the capital suffer?
Zhang Qiusheng ate and drank quickly, and a bottle of Coke was drunk for him in one go, and he bought another bottle. As soon as I opened the cap of the bottle, I heard Li Mantun framing Lao Gu in the police station. This is not that Zhang Qiusheng deliberately used internal force to eavesdrop, but that Li Mantun spoke a little loudly, and his own sense of hearing was sensitive.
I only heard Li Mantun say: "Director Zhang, you can prove it, you asked us to follow you, are we honestly following you?" Along the way, you advised us to learn well, but did we reply with a word? Yes, we take your old lessons seriously. And that Xiao Li, ah, no, I should call you Brother Li. Brother Li, do you prove that when you asked us, did we honestly not resist at all? ”
Zhang Qiusheng was a little amused when he heard this. You Li Mantun, on this cold day, look at the people Xiao Li is honest, and deliberately lead people to lie on the cold terrazzo ground. This Xiao Li's stomach is not very good, and I am afraid that my stomach will be uncomfortable at this time.
Zhang Qiusheng only listened to Xiao Li asking: "When I asked you, what were you doing on the ground?" "It seems that there is such a big incident in the institute, and Zhang and Xiao Li rushed back.
Li Mantun said in a heartfelt manner: "The design of the interrogation room in your office is unreasonable. If you are a police officer who asks me on behalf of the country, you should sit higher than me, which shows the majesty of the country. But you're shorter than I am, and so are your chairs. And the bench for the prisoner is very high, how can the prisoner be taller than the policeman?
So I'm kneeling, I'm not kneeling to you, I'm kneeling to the country. But you also knelt down with me. I can't afford this, Comrade Li. I'll just have to lie down, I'm always shorter than you, right? But you also lie down. I don't know what you mean, I can only lie on my stomach and dare not get up. ”
Li Mantun said as if he was so timid and pitiful. The person next to him knew that he was talking nonsense, but he couldn't reply for a while.
Zhang Qiusheng couldn't help but release his divine sense to see what kind of quibble Li Mantun was. I saw Xiao Li's face pale, holding his stomach with one hand, nodding and shaking his head for a while. Li Mantun said to Xiao Li again: "Big brother, I didn't scold anyone during the whole process, right?" Didn't say a bad word, did you? There was no act of resistance, right? Li Mantun asked, and Xiao Li nodded.
Li Mantun said to everyone: "You see, it turns out how honest we are. We didn't commit anything, and if we wanted to enter the police station, we would honestly enter the police station, and if we wanted to be interrogated, we would honestly accept interrogation. Have we done our duty as a citizen?
Don't you want to think about it, why are we so honest? Because Director Zhang and Brother Li are good policemen, they are serving the people wholeheartedly, so we are very honest. Li Mantun's words were decent, like answering questions in a political exam.
The general may have been accustomed to seeing the unreasonable people in the yamen, and when he saw Li Mantun so pitiful and reasonable, he didn't believe it a little. But the policemen in front of them did not refute, and seemed to acquiesce. The general took off his hat and scratched his scalp and put it back on, and the other two officers also took their hats and scratched their heads and put them back on. I don't believe it, but I have to believe it.
Li Mantun generously stated: "It's a pity that Director Zhang and Brother Xiao Li are too busy, and they didn't explain that they went to another task before they finished the matter." And then things changed dramatically. Li Mantun pointed at Lao Gu and said, "As soon as Brother Li turned his back, he put us in prison. ”
Lao Gu immediately retorted: "That's not a prison, it's just a detention room." Legal literacy does not understand all nonsense. Li Mantun said to a middle-aged man with a beard and a majestic beard: "Director Zhou, he doesn't even understand the Criminal Procedure Law, even the Law on the Protection of Minors, and he goes around saying that others are legally illiterate, do you think it's ridiculous?" ”
Although several classmates of the Li family did not come on the first day of school, the events of that day have always been circulated among the classmates and talked about with relish. In particular, Mr. Liang tried his best to protect the students and make them unforgettable for life. Among them, how Mr. Liang cites the Criminal Procedure Law and the Law on the Protection of Minors is also a topic that students often mention.
Li Mantun continued: "Whether it is a detention room, a detention center, or even a prison, it is a place where people are detained. How to distinguish the name, it is the same for us ordinary people, they are all locked up and lost their personal freedom, what is this not imprisonment? You're embarrassed to say that others are legally illiterate. Saying that you are involved in the political and legal system with a relationship, has you been wronged? I just can't guess if it's your mother or your lover's relationship. ”
Xiao Li is honest, but he is different, and suddenly interjected: "His mother is over 60 years old, and she lives in the countryside of Jiangbei, so she doesn't know what the relationship between the people in the city is?" Don't talk nonsense. ”
Li Mantun sighed, shook his head again, and said: "It's still Lao Zhang's guess right, this guy is smart, I can't catch up with him in my life." So, is this the relationship between your lover and trust? This sentence was said on the face of the old man. Lao Gu was so frightened that he took a few steps back before shouting: "You little red guy, blood spews people, blood spews people." ”
Li Mantun still shook his head and said to Lao Gu: "Scold when you open your mouth." No su zhì ah, no su zhì. You don't have much ability, you lack cultural literacy or anything, and it is understandable to rely on the relationship between your wife to find a way, which is called making the best use of your materials and making the best use of people. It's just that for leaders, after all, your lover belongs to someone else, and you always don't cherish it so much. ”
Li Mantun pointed to the general and said to Lao Gu: "Uncle Ping knows that I was born as a cattle herder in the countryside. If you want to beat someone else's cow, you always beat someone else's cow, and if you want to ride, you can ride someone else's cow, and your own family is reluctant. Therefore, you should cherish this hard-won job and think about the hard work of your lover whenever you want to do something bad. For example, if you want to be corrupt and take kickbacks, think about the pain of your wife being treated as a cow and a horse by the leader, and think about it-"
Lao Gu listened to Li Mantun more and more unspeakable, jumped eight feet high in anger, and scolded: "Nong rubs the mother's little red guy, Xiao Qi San, Nong is corrupt, Nong eats kickbacks, and Nong's wife entrusts the leader!" ”
Li Mantun was not annoyed, and still said with a smile: "I don't have a job, and I don't have a chance to take kickbacks if I want to embezzle." But I'm a taxpayer, and I'm a share of the money you've embezzled, so I'm going to talk about you. Also, I don't have a wife. ”
Although Li Mantun's words to tease Lao Gu did not have a single dirty word, the content had great room for imagination. All the people present were adults, all of them with strange faces, but none of them interrupted his nonsense. The general took out a handkerchief and kept wiping his head, and Director Zhou kept pouting his nose. Everyone else has their own expressions,
Only Lao Gu shouted: "Why do you say that I am corrupt and eat kickbacks?" You hand over the evidence to me, or Lao Tzu will sue you for slander. "Although I already know that Li Mantun is the son of a high-ranking cadre, I can't take care of it now. Some other words are left aside, this corruption is not a joke, and it must be relied on to the end.
Li Mantun heard Lao Gu say this, nodded and said, "Okay, very good." I will give evidence to the leaders and leaders. So saying, he went to the detention room, and everyone followed him, not knowing what he was going to do.
When I arrived at the indwelling room, the broken bed had been lifted up and stood crookedly against the wall. Li Mantun sat down on a bed and slapped the column a few more times, but found nothing unusual. I changed the bed and sat down, and the edge of the bed immediately bent, and the heels of the two beds were cocked. Li Mantun said to everyone: "Look, this bed is a fake and shoddy product, right? ”
Everyone didn't see how much strength Li Mantun used, just sitting so plainly, the edge of the bed bent. There is indeed a problem with the quality of this bed, which is the unanimous conclusion of everyone present.
Old Gu opened his mouth and closed it tightly, he had nothing to say. Li Mantun had something to say: "Uncle Ping, you saw it. It's such a fake and shoddy, he didn't frame me for breaking it, and he came up and beat people. ”
Li Mantun looked at the people present in turn, and then said: "This old man can't do it, he hit me, I didn't fight back, I just blocked it with my hand, and he fell." Then he hit me backwards and framed me for beating him.
That means that if he hits me, I can only stand up straight and let him hit, and I can't even use my hands to block my instinctive reaction. He fell, even if I attacked the police. He didn't fall, so I had to keep him fighting. Li Mantun took a sharp breath and scolded: "I**, is there such a cheap errand in the world?" When Lafayette of the Qing Dynasty was in power, there was no such beauty difference. Now that the republic is republic, someone can get it by relying on a wife who is like a small family with a rotten brick! These words can be said to be full of righteous indignation and majestic.
Director Zhou asked Lao Gu with a calm face: "How much did you buy this bed?" This matter can be checked financially, and there is no denial, Lao Gu whispered: "Three, three hundred!" Li Mantun said, "Huh? Three hundred for such a broken bed? I think it's 80 at most, and it's still a high-quality product. Alas, I don't know how many beds there are and how many kickbacks I have eaten. ”