Thanks to Sanshan and Ershui for rewarding 588, waving a sword to break off love for rewarding 2oo, Yunqi Qinggu and a bag of pepper for rewarding 1oo

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Not long after the ferocious Lori left, lunch time came, this is the time when the sun is the most poisonous, the outdoor temperature is at least 4o degrees, the iron sewer cover on the street is hot, and the egg is divided into fried eggs. Shuangqing City is not only known as the fog capital and the mountain city, but also has a title called the furnace, which is listed as one of the three major furnaces in the Yangtze River Basin.

It's so unreasonable to have so many changing cities, you are either a mountain city, a fog capital, or a furnace, but you can't take all three, right? Do you want the people of Shuangqing to live? There is an old saying that "poor mountains and bad waters produce bad people", Lin Bai finally understood that his awkward personality was caused by Shuangqing City, not that he was bad, but that the water and soil that gave birth to him and raised him were wrong.

He stuck out his tongue in the air-conditioned house, like a listless dog.

The female demon king is still under the sun, this product is a person who doesn't know how to be hot, so she actually picked up her Huawei mate7 mobile phone and made a call to Aunt Qin's hot pot restaurant.

"It's a dad, it's only one street away, can't you open your throat and roar? Make a call to the basket. Lin Bai roared angrily: "Don't you need money to call? ”

The female demon king smiled and said: "This king likes to talk on the phone, and the Ming of the human world is really amazing." ”

The second-generation Aunt Qin couldn't believe her ears when she received the call: "Are you sure you want to eat hot pot?" ”

"Yes, I'm going to eat hot pot, just like usual, bring it over and put it on the side of the street."

The second-generation Aunt Qin suddenly went crazy: "Who will eat hot pot in the sun in a high temperature of 4o degrees?" After eating, I will go to the hospital. ”

"It's okay, I can't get into the hospital."

The female demon king is very confident in her body, once when she was fighting with the lava dog, the opponent splashed hot lava on her, and she didn't go to the hospital. Everyone is like a ghost, and this king can even eat magma.

There is no reason to talk about this so-called woman, the second-generation Aunt Qin brought a hot pot with tears in her eyes and put it under the sun, and the female demon king ate happily there alone, and the old neighbors of the whole street were sweating. Lin Bai even ate five ice creams, but he couldn't suppress the heat in his heart.

The old neighbors finally knew why Overlord Flower was able to defeat the Jinzhu Gang in a row, and could they eat hot pot like this?

A slender woman walked over at the corner of the street, if you don't look at her breasts, she is definitely a first-class beauty, but unfortunately it can't be seen by looking at her breasts, the plane is taking off and landing there, so flat airport, only flat-chested policewomen have such perfect flat chests, other women can't. She walked to Lin Bai's house and saw the female demon king eating hot pot in the sun, and immediately gasped, not daring to look more, for fear of seeing herself as a psychopath, she hurriedly rushed into Lin Bai's house, blocked the air outlet of the air conditioner and blew for five minutes, before calming down.

"The sequelae of genetic modification are really terrifying." The flat-chested policewoman patted her heart and said: "On this hot day, she actually wears a black leather coat to eat hot pot, how much psychological trauma does she have to suffer to do it?" ”

"Leave her alone and get down to business." Lin Bai spread his hands and said, "Why are you coming to me?" ”

The flat-chested policewoman straightened her face: "It's not a big deal, I've been saving money for three months, and I finally saved another 5,000 yuan to buy a plump breast, fat buttocks." ”

Lin Bai covered his face: "Can you save money and do something more promising?" ”

The flat-chested policewoman said bitterly: "I can't help it, I'm going to have a class reunion in a few days, I went to participate last time with a pair of big breasts, and I can't go with a flat chest this time, right?" The before and after impressions should be consistent......"

If a person tells a lie and deceives the people around him, he needs more lies to make up for it, and then the loopholes of the lie will get bigger and bigger, and eventually crush a person. The flat-chested policewoman is now on this road of no return, and she doesn't know when she will fall. It must be an inspirational story to sing and cry about.

Lin Baiqi said: "The average person's class reunion only opens once in a few years, or even once in a few decades, and you come once every few months?" ”

The flat-chested policewoman said seriously: "Do you know the three major elements of the class reunion? ”

"I haven't heard of it."

"The first element, there is a classmate who has a crush on me. The second element is that there is a classmate I have a crush on. The third element, which combines the first two. As long as any of these three elements can be satisfied, the frequency of class reunions will increase, and vice versa. The flat-chested policewoman said triumphantly: "Last time I showed off my beautiful breasts, so people fell in love with me, for me to meet the first one, for them to meet the second one, the class reunion will be interesting." ”

The fruit orange that Lin Bai had just drunk into his mouth squirted out, spraying all over the table. I used to pity this woman for using all the money to buy medicine, and she looked desolate, but now I know that she is not desolate at all, and the person who really deserves sympathy is Lin Bai, who sympathizes with her.

took out the medicine and took away her 5,000 yuan, Lin Bai hurriedly wanted to get her out, but the flat-chested policewoman was not in a hurry to leave, so she sat in front of the air conditioner and blew the wind: "Don't be so stingy, is it easy to patrol the streets in a high temperature of 4o degrees?" Let me sit in the store for a while before I go out, you often have some underworlds, female killers and other things here, and I can count as an office here. ”

"Hell, Lao Tzu is an innocent, serious computer repair shop, female killers may occasionally have them, but the underworld definitely doesn't!" Lin Bai is categorical.

It is clearly said that there is no underworld, but there will be it immediately.

The curtain of the door was lifted, and the flower butterfly, dressed in a flower dress, rushed in with a wolf. In fact, she usually has a temperament like a butterfly, and she doesn't look like a wolf like this, but after seeing the female demon king eating hot pot at the door, even butterflies have to be planted on the ground, and she is no exception. ”

Lin Bai: "......"

Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive, I don't know who knows this sentence, it's quite artistic!

The flat-chested policewoman jumped up and put her hand on the holster at her waist: "You still say that there is no underworld?" What is this? ”

Lin Bai covered his face with his hands.

Hua Butterfly glanced at the flat-chested policewoman and said with a smile: "It turns out that there are policemen here!" I heard that you recently caught Brother Dangdang, successfully rescued a large number of hostages, and made outstanding achievements, and have been promoted to the captain of the criminal police. Tsk, I'm going to call you Captain Zhou in the future. ”

"Don't be hippie with me." The flat-chested policewoman said angrily: "Arrest you and go back and lock you up for life." ”

The flower butterfly stroked the back of the buttocks with her hands, making the flower skirt close to the buttocks, so that the skirt would look smoother when sitting down, and would not be messily sitting. Her movements were unhurried, and she was not intimidated at all: "Come less, I haven't committed any crimes, and I don't accept the evidence to sue me." ”

The flat-chested policewoman was dumbfounded, this woman was very troublesome, her hands and tails were very clean, and she couldn't catch the slightest handle. To deal with her, you need to be a brother or a brother pudding, and if you don't reason with her, you can directly hack her to death with a knife. Once you have a law with her and put out evidence, you can't do anything about her.

"I'm here to fix the computer, don't stop Xiaobai from making money here." Hua Butterfly smiled and handed the laptop to Lin Bai: "You said, no matter if you are a good person or a bad person, it is your god to come to your store to repair the computer, but you can't talk and don't count." ”

Lin Bai has to admit that repairing the computer is related to his livelihood, and he can't be sloppy. Although life and computer repair have become more and more incompatible in recent days, people must not forget their roots, and what they should do cannot be ambiguous. After checking it, this laptop is fine, it's just that Indos is broken, format the C drive, and reinstall the system to get it done.

Lin Bai was about to take the disc out of the drawer, when Hua Butterfly suddenly stretched out his hand to block him, and said with a smile: "There are policemen here, don't take the pirated disc out, beware of being caught because of piracy, and then tortured into a prison for a lifetime, I have a genuine disk." After speaking, he really took out a genuine iodns installation disc and put it in Lin Bai's hand.

The flat-chested policewoman only felt dizzy for a while, and the woman ...... It's really leaky, the police are using piracy, and the ghost will arrest you for this reason.

So Lin Bai sat in the middle of the system, with a policeman sitting on the left hand side, and an underworld sitting on the right hand, this is called the double heaven of ice and fire, and ordinary men really can't enjoy such treatment.

Lin Bai actually looked very handsome when he repaired the computer, because men become handsome when they work hard...... Of course, this is only limited to the picture seen in the eyes of women, and men feel that each other is ugly whenever they look at men. The two women looked at Lin Bai's left and right side faces, and after a while, they really saw that they were famous.

Hua Butterfly stretched out her hand and wiped it on Lin Bai's face: "There is a root stuck to your face with sweat, I will help you take it off." ”

The movements were very gentle, Lin Bai was a little useful, and he felt very cool.

The flat-chested policewoman snorted coldly: "I understand, you came to curry favor with Overlord Flower and Xiaobai, what is your shady purpose?" Do you want to use them to help you? I have to warn you, don't take the good citizens into the underworld, or I'll take you in prison for the rest of your life." ”

Flower Butterfly covered her mouth and grinned: "You are definitely not popular with men." ”

"I'm rubbing, why did you suddenly talk about this?" The flat-chested policewoman slapped the table angrily: "And I haven't said it right, I'm popular with men, and I'm going to have a class reunion in two days, and several old classmates are salivating at me." ”

Hua Butterfly sneered: "People who have little contact with you may be fascinated by your beautiful face, and when they contact you for a while, they will find that you are a boring woman, and they will all leave you at that time." If you don't believe it, you can attend a few more class reunions, and when they get acquainted with you, tsk...... This class reunion won't be able to start. ”

The flat-chested policewoman was shocked: "Really? How can I correct it? ”

"God knows if it's true or not, I'll just talk nonsense and play with it."

“……”

Lin Bai really had nothing to say to these two neurotic women, raised his eyes to look on the street, and suddenly saw Qianqian pushing the door and walking in.

(Bow your head and ask for a recommendation vote, and recommend a novel written by a friend, called "The Great Porcelain Master", which tells the story of a porcelain master who makes porcelain, makes money from foreigners, and makes money for girls, which is very good.) ）

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