Chapter 276: Xiaoyan Goes to School
As a well-known hidden cultivation family, many people are paying attention to the Murong family, and in the Murong family, the one that attracts the most attention from others is the cultivation genius Murong Liufeng, and the other is the ugly girl Murong Shuangyue.
How ugly Murong Shuangyue is, it's indescribably ugly, anyway, everyone who has seen it can't eat for three days, and Murong Shuangyue still exudes a special stench all over her body, which is similar to a rancid corpse.
Many people have only one sentence to describe Murong Shuangyue: It's a pity that it's a good name.
Liu Mubai wants to marry Murong Shuangyue, how much perseverance does this have.
Inside Jubao Zhai.
Su Wen was talking to Baolong: "This month's auction, temporarily add three drops of weak water. ”
"No problem, when bidding, it will definitely cause a sensation."
"Needless to say, the value of weak water itself, but your auction house still has to publicize it."
"I understand."
"Three drops of weak water are auctioned separately, this must be avoided."
Baolong nodded, taking note of it in his heart.
Su Wen finished explaining the matter of the weak water, pondered for a while, and said, "Is there any news of your young lady?" ”
Baolong shook his head: "No." ”
Su Wen had expected this answer for a long time, but he was still a little disappointed.
"I'll take my leave."
"Goodbye!"
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Early the next morning.
Su Wen wanted to send Xiaoyan to school, and Lu Zixuan went with him.
Jiangning Affiliated Primary School is known as the best primary school in Jiangning.
Xiao Yan didn't have any student status or household registration, but he couldn't stand Su Wen's money, Lu Zixuan just donated two million to the school, and the principal agreed to it.
Doorway.
Su Wen looked at Xiao Yan carrying a schoolbag, and felt that he still looked like a primary school student.
Lu Zixuan explained: "Xiao Yan." When you get to school, don't make trouble, listen to the teacher, and go home early after school, you know? ”
Xiao Yan hurriedly promised.
In the school's academic affairs office, Xiaoyan also needs to go through an admission procedure.
The Dean of Academic Affairs looked at Xiao Yan. Knowing that this must be a second generation, I didn't say much, so I took out the list and asked.
"Name!"
"Xiao Yan!"
"I'm talking about names, surnames and names, not your nickname." The Dean of Academic Affairs looked up at Xiao Yan.
"Big brother, what's my last name?" Xiao Yan looked at Su Wen curiously.
Su Wen was a little speechless: "How do I know what your surname is, did your ancestor say it?" ”
Lu Zixuan knew that Xiao Yan was an orphan before, so she pondered for a moment and said, "Why don't you follow my surname Lu." ”
Xiao Yan shook his head: "Although you are my sister, if you really have a surname." I'm still with my eldest brother. ”
Su Wen was a little embarrassed, and after pondering, he said, "Don't follow me, follow your ancestor!" ”
Xiao Yan understood what Su Wen meant: "Then my surname is Xiao, and my name is Xiao Yan." ”
The Dean of Academic Affairs was a little confused, what the hell was going on, just filling in a name, why did so many surnames come out.
"My name is Xiao Yan, fill it in quickly!"
"Okay."
"Is it filled?"
"It's already filled in. Below are the months and months of birth. ”
"I don't know. Can you just fill in a line? ”
The Dean of Academic Affairs was dumbfounded: "This ...... I didn't fill it in like this! ”
In the end, Su Wen said: "Do you still remember when you were picked up by your ancestor, the day after you will be your birthday." ”
Xiao Yan nodded: "Then my birth date is ......"
……
"Origin?"
"What is a place of origin?"
"That's where you're from."
"I'm from the Laoshan faction."
"What?"
"Huh. He is Jiang Ning's. ”
……
"What about the specialty?"
"Hit someone."
"No, he's good at ancient Chinese and has a lot of athletic talent."
……
"Hobbies?"
"Money, eat, Lori!"
"What?"
"Hehe, he means arithmetic, food appreciation, art appreciation."
……
"Do you have any medical history?"
"I've had a fork in the road before. Now the foundation is still a little shaky. ”
"Really angry?"
"He's joking with you, he doesn't have any medical history."
……
"What about the parents?"
"No father and no mother, you don't need to fill in this!"
"Guardian is required."
"I'm his eldest brother, this is his sister, just fill in the names of the two of us."
"That's good. Your name and contact details. ”
……
It took half an hour, and when the dean of academic affairs was about to faint, Xiao Yan finally filled in all the items.
When Su Wen came out, he kept wiping the sweat on his head, this really has to be filled in according to Xiao Yan's own way, then his resume is completely a book of heaven!
"See what class you're in?" Lu Zixuan remembered that the Dean of Academic Affairs gave Xiao Yan a student ID, and there was a class assigned by Xiao Yan on it.
"Give!" Xiao Yan handed over his student ID.
"Fourth grade, third class." Lu Zixuan said in her mouth, "Boss, go find someone and ask." ”
"Well, the boss is here to call people." Su Wen sighed.
……
At ten o'clock in the morning, the three of them finally arrived at the door of the third class of the fourth grade.
happened to arrive at the end of class, and a female teacher came out of the classroom with a book, and Su Wen hurriedly greeted him: "This teacher, I don't know where the homeroom teacher of the third class of the fourth grade is, I have something to do with him." ”
"I'm the head teacher, I don't know what you're up to?"
"That's a coincidence." Su Wen was overjoyed, "This is my younger brother, this is the note issued by the school's academic affairs office, and my younger brother will be a member of your third class in the future, and I ask the teacher to take care of it." ”
The female teacher looked at the note and nodded: "Actually, when class just ended, the dean of academic affairs had already called, and I knew about it." ”
"Then that's fine."
"Kid, come here." The female teacher waved her hand at Xiao Yan, "Start class right away, the teacher will take you to the class, can you introduce yourself?" ”
"Introduce yourself, okay!" Xiao Yan didn't think there was anything.
Soon. Class.
Su Wen and Lu Zixuan stood at the door, and they waited for Xiao Yan to introduce himself before leaving.
"Students, there is a new classmate in our class, now let him introduce himself to us."
The students below looked at Xiao Yan curiously.
Xiao Yan carried his schoolbag to the podium, he coughed deliberately, and then said, "My name is Xiao Yan." I haven't been to school before, and I heard that there are more beautiful eyebrows in the school, so I came to make beautiful eyebrows. I don't like to cause trouble, but I'm not afraid of it, don't mess with me any of you, or I'll beat you little kids crying every day. By the way, I am still very rich, and now I am worth billions, and you will need to pack it in the future. raised. I don't mind cultivating it, but it's only for little Lori......"
Su Wen and Lu Zixuan were dumbfounded when they heard this.
Inside the classroom, the female teacher was completely petrified, and the students below looked terrified.
"Lu Zixuan, I still have something to do, so I'll go first."
"Su Wen, you are Xiaoyan's eldest brother, where do you want to go now?"
"Xiao Yan is too rebellious. I'll teach you this sister to discipline, I can't help it. ”
"Don't go. Take me with you, or let his teacher discipline you! ”
……
The two left Jiangning Affiliated Primary School in a panic.
When encountering such a rebellious student, I really don't know if Xiao Yan's teacher will be angry to death.
In the morning, Xiaoyan ate in the school cafeteria and didn't come back at all.
Afternoon.
Xiao Yan hasn't come back yet, but his head teacher's phone has called.
"Is it Mr. Su?"
"Not bad. I am, who are you. ”
"I'm Xiaoyan's homeroom teacher, and we met in the morning."
"I remember, what's the matter?"
The female teacher thought for a while and said, "I looked at Xiaoyan's family situation, including the guardian column. It's you and another lady. Now I want to ask, how much do you know about Xiaoyan's situation? ”
"Pretty much everything, what's wrong?"
The female teacher took a deep breath and said, "It's a big problem, I've never seen such a wicked student." ”
"Demons?"
"Well, in the last two Chinese classes in the morning, he used his profound knowledge to get rid of the Chinese teacher, and in the afternoon math class, he and the math teacher discussed the second-order differential equations in the two classes, and when he was out of school, he even debated with the moral teacher whether sex is good or evil."
"This kid is erudite." Su Wen was slightly proud.
"That's it, in less than ten hours, he beat fifteen male classmates, bribed all the class cadres, lifted the skirts of two female classmates, smashed two tables, and broke four chairs......
"Hey, what are you talking about, the signal on my side is not good, I can't hear it." Su Wen hurriedly hung up the phone, and then kept wiping his sweat.
After a while, Lu Zixuan came back.
The two glanced at each other, and they both deeply felt the helplessness in each other's eyes.
"I'll go to school tomorrow and donate some."
"Hmm."
When the two said this, they had an incomparably tacit understanding.
At seven o'clock in the evening, Xiao Yan finally came back.
"Big brother, sister, are you all waiting for me?"
"yes!"
"Xiaoyan, how was the first day of school?"
"It's boring, those little kids aren't fun at all."
"Xiaoyan, where did you learn the second-order partial differential equations?"
"Glo taught me when he was on a cruise, saying he started learning at my age. Didn't I always want to go to school, so I learned a little from Glo. ”
Su Wen was speechless, Ge Luo is that kind of demon, it is not strange to learn second-order partial differential equations at the age of ten, but Xiao Yan is not Ge Luo, where does he need to learn such a profound thing in the fourth grade of primary school, and now Su Wen can think of Xiao Yan's math teacher's expression at that time.
"What about the Chinese teacher and the moral teacher?"
"I was angry when I said this, the Chinese teacher said three simple ancient poems, but he said several wrong places, and in the end I couldn't see it, so I drove him away. As for the moral teacher, what he said about the inherent goodness of human nature, this is even more nonsense, human nature has nothing at the beginning, and that's what the patriarch said. ”
Su Wen looked at Xiao Yan and completely collapsed. (To be continued......) R1292