Chapter 283: Kidnapping Relatives (1)
"Commander, if you have other ideas, then I'll pull out these flowers now, and pick some saffron for you, what do you think?" Huang Xiaochuan saw that the army commander's face had turned cloudy, and he didn't forget to say another good word.
"Forget it, little yellow! You're doing it well, do you have your creative ideas! I like this, are we all young people, don't we care too much about traditional things! "Huang Daxiong is actually a rough man, he doesn't care about these things! As long as he feels good in his heart, he doesn't care what color these fucking flowers are!
"Alright, Commander, I'll get the bride tomorrow and ask her to worship you. When the time comes, we will have to make a hole in the house! Commander, you won't disagree, let's make a hole in the house! ”
Huang Xiaochuan saw that the army commander was no longer angry, and he dared to joke in front of Huang Daxiong again. "Haha, of course you can, it's just that don't make my beautiful girl angry, if she's unhappy and doesn't want to have sex with me, then I can't spare you, don't you hear."
Huang Daxiong really regarded himself as a groom. Now tell Huang Xiaochuan that when they make trouble in the cave room, don't go too far.
"Don't worry! Commander, we'll be measured. Huang Xiaochuan looked at Huang Daxiong and smiled. Okay, then let's rest today! You don't have to practice anymore. Tomorrow, I'm going to grab a bride. Huang Daxiong was happy, and he also gave his brothers a holiday, so that everyone could take a good rest and go and snatch the bride back tomorrow.
In this way, on the second day, Huang Xiaochuan said to Huang Daxiong: "Commander, don't worry, you are waiting at home." I'll rob you of the bride right now, and I'll make sure you succeed." Snatch your beautiful lady back. ”
"Hey, Staff Officer Huang. Otherwise, I'll go with you! I heard you say yesterday, that Li Xingxian looks like a fairy, I didn't sleep well all night last night! It's all the 'little goblin' in my dreams! I can't wait now, I want to go with my brothers. When the time comes, I will go up the mountain with the bride in my arms. ”
Huang Daxiong can't wait, he doesn't want to wait at home, how uncomfortable it is! Or a sneak peek!
"Very well, Commander. Come with us! Anyway, it's at the foot of this mountain, we just have to go first, and then, just wait there. Huang Xiaochuan knew that Li Xingxian was from Li Jiawan, and she wanted to get married, and the marriage team was allowed to walk at the foot of Wolong Mountain, as long as he waited halfway with his brothers. You will definitely be able to meet these teams of relatives.
"Hmmm! Let's go! Huang Daxiong happily took Huang Xiaochuan and dozens of his brothers down the mountain together.
They came to the place designated by Huang Xiaochuan, and then hid in the woods halfway through.
Such. After about a pillar of incense, Huang Xiaochuan and Huang Daxiong heard the sound of suona. It's "Tianxian Pei". This is a must-play tune on the way to get married and send off relatives.
"Commander, Li Xingxian is here. Ha ha. We can act. Huang Xiaochuan walked out of the woods and looked into the distance for a while. Seeing that the welcoming team was getting closer and closer, and a big sedan chair could already be seen, this began to call Huang Daxiong and them to act.
"Okay, let's do it right away." Huang Daxiong looked from the dense forest, and not far away, a team of relatives was about to come over. There is a big sedan chair in the middle, which must be sitting in the bride's sedan chair.
Huang Daxiong saw that the sedan chair had arrived, so he took his brothers and ran out of the dense forest.
As soon as these bandits saw the arrival of the sedan chair, they quickly surrounded the sedan chair. Then, point the gun at the guests who greeted them.
This sedan chair is still the sedan chair where Li Xingxian got married, and she doesn't know what happened now! Just sitting in the sedan chair, I was a little scared.
Besides, the groom Huang Shimin, who accompanied her, is now riding a tall horse with a big red flower on his body, which looks very majestic.
But he never thought that he would encounter bandits halfway through. At this moment, as soon as he saw that his sedan chair was surrounded by a group of bandits, he quickly jumped off the horse.
"Brothers, I know, you're joking with me, you must want red envelopes, don't you! Well, I've been ready for a long time, come, I have dozens of oceans here, how about giving my brothers a piece of the ocean! ”
Although Huang Shimin was a little scared, he had already thought of this. After all, this year, there was a nest of bandits living on Wolong Mountain, and he also knew it.
He knew that he might encounter bandits from the foot of Wolong Mountain, so he brought some more oceans.
Although Huangjia Village is not a wealthy place, his father is also a village head, and every month, he can also get a few pieces of cash from Liu Dacang, which can be regarded as his salary.
This yellow village, what's the matter, has some money more than ordinary people. Now that his son is married, he has also spent a lot of money. This time, he asked his son to go to greet his relatives, and also told his son to bring more money, because, everyone knows that there is a nest of bandits on Wolong Mountain, if there is no money, then if you run into them, it will be troublesome.
But if you have money, it should be easy to do. Because, these bandits just want money. All you have to do is give them some money, and they'll let us go."
What Daddy Huang thought of, naturally Huang Shimin thought. Therefore, this time, Huang Shimin specially brought dozens of pieces of Xian Dayang, just to send these bandits.
Now Huang Shimin has distributed the money to Huang Daxiong and them. Huang Daxiong saw that it was dozens of pieces of the ocean, and he accepted it unceremoniously.
"Ladies and gentlemen, now that we have given you money, can you let us go!" Huang Shimin didn't know Huang Daxiong. It just feels like he's the leader of these dozens of bandits. He also thought that this Huang Daxiong was just the little leader of Huang Daxiong's subordinates on Wolong Mountain!
Although everyone knows that there is a nest of bandits on Wolong Mountain, the leader is called Huang Daxiong. But no one has ever seen Huang Daxiong. Because every time Huang Daxiong asked his brothers to rob, he didn't go himself, but just asked others to do it. So, although everyone knows his name, everyone really doesn't know what he looks like.
Now Huang Shimin does not know Huang Daxiong. He only thinks that Huang Daxiong is a small boss, give some money, and he will let them go.
"Haha, okay! It's okay to let you go! Just promise me one condition. Huang Daxiong looked at Huang Shimin with a wicked smile.
"What conditions! Although the military master said, I will definitely promise you. If I don't have enough money, I can go home and get some more. Huang Shimin didn't care about it, and wondered if it was these bandits who thought he was giving less money!
"Haha, there's a lot of money, we don't just want money, we also want one thing, I don't know, if the bride is willing to give it to us!" Huang Daxiong still looked at Huang Shimin with a wicked smile.
"What, what!" Huang Shimin was already a little nervous.
"I just want the groom's sedan chair, I don't know if you want to!" Huang Daxiong pointed to the sedan chair beside him and smiled at Huang Shimin.
"Flowers-sedan chairs! How can this work! Master Jun, we are greeting relatives, what's the matter if there is no sedan chair! Don't let my bride go back! ”
Huang Shimin already had a premonition that the situation was not good, but he still pretended not to understand what Huang Daxiong meant. "Haha, groom officer, you still pretend to be foolish for me, don't you? Well, I'll get straight to the point! Master Jun, I don't lack silver, now the ocean, I also have a lot of money on the mountain! Master, what I lack is a woman! You see, I'm in my thirties, but I haven't touched a woman yet! I heard that the bride of the groom official looks good! I don't know, can I give it to the military master! ”
Huang Daxiong relied on his own guns and people, so he naturally spoke very impulsively, and did not take Huang Shimin in his eyes at all. He saw that Huang Shimin was pretending to be confused for him, so he gave Huang Shimin a direct answer.
"Master Jun, I can't help it! How can this bride let her come and go! It's not a thing. No, no! Lord, look, let's change the conditions! As soon as Huang Shimin heard Huang Daxiong's words, his heart beat a drum, he was a hundred unwilling, but he didn't dare to offend these bandits, so he quickly begged Huang Daxiong to change another condition.
"What's the matter, do you think that I, Huang Daxiong, are not worthy of your bride! What are you, just the son of a village chief, what am I, I am a military commander, much more than your old man's officer. ”
Huang Daxiong saw that Huang Shimin was unwilling, and asked him to change to another condition, so he directly said his identity.
"Ah, it turned out to be Commander Huang! I, Huang Shimin, are really 'eyes but don't know Mount Tai'! I've made amends for you. Huang Shimin said as he bowed deeply to Huang Daxiong. Then he said: "You are the commander of the army, what a noble status! My bride is just a country girl, how can she be worthy of you! You should find a lady who is everyone's best daughter! ”
"Haha, you kid, you can really talk! It's just that it's useless for you to bring me these high hats. I'm a fucking military commander, but I'm self-appointed. When he was under Liu Cannon's command before, he was a big army commander and was in charge of tens of thousands of people! Now! Damn, he can only be regarded as a small army commander, only a few hundred people! ”
Huang Daxiong didn't want to listen to Huang Shimin say these nice things to himself, he was tired of hearing these compliments for a long time. What he thinks about now is just Li Xingxian, a woman he hasn't met yet, but he heard that she is very beautiful.
"Commander Huang, whether you are a big army commander or a small army commander, anyway, my bride looks really a little sorry for everyone, you still let me marry her! If you marry her, you won't be able to sleep at night. Huang Shimin saw that Huang Daxiong still didn't let him go, so he had to say that his bride didn't look good. (To be continued......)