Chapter 10 Soul Detention Software
"You're not calm anymore, I just said that, and you replied so many sentences, and you still weren't calm." Li Yunfeng leaned against the door leisurely, watching her wash clothes, which was really exciting.
"Young and strong, China must also be very good, emitting a 5,000-year-old magnetic field, accustomed to winning later, and saying to concede, with infinite dreams and hopes to fly like a dragon" The clear mobile phone ringtone suddenly sounded, Li Yunfeng couldn't help but sigh, this girl set up a ringtone so positive.
As soon as Sunshine heard that the phone was ringing, she hurried to the living room to find her mobile phone without even wiping her hand, Li Yunfeng rushed over, grabbed her mobile phone first, raised it above her head, and said with a smile, "Whose phone is so important?" Look at what you're anxious about! ”
"My classmate's. If I don't answer the phone, he'll just call 110! Sunshine jumped up, snatched the phone from his hand, and when he saw that it was really Wu Tong's, he quickly called him back.
"Sunshine, you don't believe me?" Li Yunfeng was a little hurt when he heard her say this.
"You have to have a sense of self-protection, you can't trust strangers, you can't talk to strangers, didn't your teachers teach you when you were a child? There are so many bad people in society now, of course I have to be vigilant. Now, of course, I'm pretty much sure you're not a bad guy or a liar. Sunshine put away his phone, stood on tiptoe, patted him on the shoulder, nodded heavily, indicating that I am very relieved and trusting of you, and then turned around and went back to the bathroom to wash clothes as if nothing happened.
This is the happiest afternoon Li Yunfeng has had in 30 years, the sun not only washed his clothes, but also cleaned up his house, which is more professional than a part-time worker, he looked at this girl running around happily, and felt a little mixed in his heart.
The clear water rushes into the transparent glass, and the green crescent-shaped tea leaves float up elegantly and then slowly settle, reflecting the afternoon sun, which is extraordinarily beautiful. Li Yunfeng put down the teapot and beckoned Sunshine to sit down beside him.
The sun answered, shook it off, threw the rag in his hand to the washing machine accurately, wiped his hands, and ran into the bedroom. In the afternoon, the sun shone unscrupulously on the windowsill and the desk, and she closed half of the curtains and dragged a chair to sit beside Li Yunfeng. Li Yunfeng was fiddling with his laptop, and Sunshine saw him open one folder after another, and then send it to the same mailbox.
"These texts are all the souls I collected, and every once in a while I will send a batch to the underworld, and after the review is passed, the bull head and horse noodles will send them to where they should go." Li Yunfeng clicked on a text with his hand, and the sun really saw a translucent ghost like a picture swaying in it, and next to the picture, there was a brief introduction to the ghost's life, the cause of death or something.
"Huh? It's all so high-tech now? It's not the same as what I see in ghost movies. She couldn't help but be a little amazed, took the mouse, and tried to click on a few more, all of them were ghosts with empty expressions and pale faces, the difference was that the colors were dark and light, and the stature was tall and short.
"The principle is the same. There is my charm seal in the computer, like this save key is equivalent to the ghost suppression charm, and the send key is equivalent to the death charm; Don't press the delete button and throw them in the trash, they'll easily run away! ”
"I think these ghosts live in capsule apartments, is it because the computer doesn't have enough memory?" Sunshine looked at the densely arranged Wen jiàn in the clip, and was a little dizzy.
"I didn't make them into compressed texts, just enough to be worthy of them. They're not honest like that, and my computer crashes all the time, and I play games as slow as a snail. Li Yunfeng smiled, handed her the teacup in his hand, Sunshine took a sip and took a sip, a fragrance soaked into his heart, although the taste was light, it was much better than the taste of bottled green tea.
"Brother, you said that you have more than 2,000 years of things in your mind, do you feel weird? Is there a little bit of a thousand-year-old demon mentality, and when you are used to seeing life and death, you feel that human life is worthless, or that life is meaningless? Sunshine asked casually as she clicked on the pictures with interest.
"Your statement is inappropriate, we are not thousand-year-old demons, at most we can only be regarded as unlucky Taoist priests who have cultivated for thousands of years and have not had the opportunity to become immortals. The imbalance in my heart will be a little, for example, I have a thousand years of cultivation in my mind now, but I only have the strength of a thirty-year-old man, and when I encounter something, I will have a sense of powerless collapse. Fortunately, my memory has an automatic filtering function, which will forget the bad luck and sadness of the past, so I have always been silly and silly. ”
"You're saying we still have a chance to become immortals?" Sunshine turned his head and was once again carried away by the surprise. I thought in my heart that if I really became an immortal, then my parents would not be able to follow him, and the chicken dog would ascend to heaven!
Li Yunfeng nodded, "Theoretically, this is the case, but if you really want to let go of the worldly qiē and forget your love and hatred, none of us can do it." Can you leave behind your parents, relatives, and friends in this life, and your brothers in this world, and never see each other again, never recognize each other again? ”
"Only the unthinkable, nothing can't be done! Color is emptiness, emptiness is color! When I'm done with the exam, you can teach me to cultivate. "Sunshine is optimistic.
Li Yunfeng was noncommittal: The little girl is still thinking about the exam, let it go, it's easier said than done.
"That's what Buddhism says, and what we Taoists often say is: Tao is Tao, very Tao. I really have to give you some common sense of Taoism when I have time. ”
"It's not a rush. I just need to know that our Taoists are very powerful! Do you think, apart from our ancestors, which other ancestors dare to call themselves Lao Tzu! There is also a very powerful one, Zhang Jiuling Zhang Tianshi, counting it, we are earlier than him. Sunshine raised her head proudly and said with confidence. He glanced casually at the computer screen and was stunned.
"Brother! Elder brother! These two ghosts, these two ghosts" She fussed and pointed to a man and a woman who were entangled happily on the screen and shouted: It's really not suitable for children, these two ghosts don't look at the occasion, why do they broadcast live in front of outsiders!
"Don't you have any dormitories for men and women? Then you're too irresponsible, wouldn't it be troublesome to make a whole little ghost? Do you collect bull head horse noodles? ”
Li Yunfeng looked at her, and his mind was suddenly full of black lines: What did she open up! Before he had time to think about it, he quickly closed the page at a lightning speed, and taught her with a straight face: "They are controlled by my ghost charms, and it is impossible for them to run around." Moreover, ghosts are the existence of the soul body, and these wandering spirits have no spiritual power, and without a medium, they cannot touch each other. As you saw just now, they are all translucent now, and only when they get to the underworld will they become what they look like in the human world, and then they drink Meng Po soup, forget about their past and present lives, and turn into the six realms of reincarnation."