September 19, 2043 A.D., a great Saturday. When I opened my eyes, I looked at my phone and it was already half past eight in the morning. When I want to get up, I feel a little dizzy and thirsty. Seeing that Brother Shen Zhe was fiddling with his mobile phone on the chair, I said, "Brother Shen, please hand me my water glass." Shen Zhe said, "You drank too much last night. I said, "It's a lot." Taking my water cup handed over by Shen Zhe, I opened the lid and drank half a cup of cold water in one go. Then, you handed the water cup to Shen Zhe and said, "Thank you, Brother Shen." Shen Zhe said: "Don't drink like this in the future, you will suffer a lot." I said, "Yes." ”

I was lying in bed for a while, and I was about to get up, when my phone rang. I picked up my phone and saw that it was Liu Yuexiao calling, and with a slight stroke of my middle finger, I connected the call. Liu Yuexiao said on the other end of the phone: "Continue, are you up?" I said, "I'm getting ready to get up, are you up, how are you?" Liu Yuexiao said: "I'm also ready to get up, I woke up and felt a little pain in my head, and I drank too much wine last night." I was drunk, so I didn't say anything out of the way. If so, please forgive me. I said, "What you said is all in your temperament, and I don't think there's anything out of the box, don't worry." Liu Yuexiao said: "I really didn't say anything out of the box." I said, "Really." I just advise you to go back to bed early and wake up. Liu Yuexiao said: "It's high, it's high, what you said last night, I can't remember how to think about it now." I said, "If you can't think about it, don't think about it, and what you say when you're drunk doesn't count anyway." Liu Yuexiao said: "No, I remember that I was hooked with you because of something." I said, "If you can't remember, forget it." Liu Yuexiao said: "No, it's about an agreement after three years, and this agreement must count." I said, "Okay, that's still valid." Liu Yuexiao said: "Continue, how to arrange it today." I said, "I don't think about it, I'll just rest in the dormitory for a day if it's okay, I'm tired these days." Liu Yuexiao said: "Well, it's okay, I'm also ready to rest today, and I'll hang up the phone if there's nothing to do." I said, "It's okay, okay." Liu Yuexiao said, "Goodbye." I said, "Goodbye." Liu Yuexiao hung up the phone.

I hung up the phone, lay in bed for another two minutes, and made up my mind to overcome all difficulties and get up and get dressed. Shen Zhe said: "Brothers, my fiancée came to see me today, and I will pick her up at the school gate in a while. In addition, I wiped the floor of our dormitory in the morning, and I was careful not to litter after going to the ground. After listening to Shen Zhe's words, Di Tengfei said: "It's only been two weeks, and my sister-in-law came to the door, Brother Shen, you are not very charming." Shen Zhe said: "It's a business trip to the provincial capital, and by the way, take a look at me." Jiang Zhu said: "Brother Shen, where is my sister-in-law in public office?" Shen Zhe said: "Running business in their family's garment factory. Chen Zhen said, "How did you two get together?" Shen Zhe said: "The two of us have been classmates since childhood, and after graduating from high school, she did not continue to take the university entrance examination, so she ran a business in their family's garment factory." I went to high school for another two years before I was admitted to our university. Jiang Dajun said: "Oh, I don't see it, our brother Shen and sister-in-law are still childhood sweethearts." Shen Zhe said: "I can't say that my childhood sweetheart, it's true that we have known each other since childhood." ”

Hearing that Shen Zhe's fiancée was coming to see Shen Zhe, the five of us hurriedly folded the quilt, got out of bed to clean up the housekeeping, and tidied up our cupboards and writing desks. I took the smelly socks that I hadn't washed yesterday and went to the water room to wash. When I returned to the dormitory after washing, I found that Brother Shen Zhe had left our dormitory. I said, "Brother Shen." Chen Zhen said: "I just received a call from his fiancée and went out." Jiang Dajun said: "Brothers, this is the first sister-in-law in our dormitory, we have to have a special welcome ceremony." Jiang Zhu said: "How can you welcome it." Xiao Di said: "You will ask, you will not think about it." ”

I said: "According to the ancient rites, when a distinguished guest comes to the door, he must have a loess mat and clean water to splash the street." Lights are lit up, gongs and drums are beaten. Loess mat road, there is no need, clean water splashes the street, Brother Shen Zhe has already sprinkled and cleaned the inside and outside of the dormitory, and now what he can do is to make a fuss about the lanterns and gongs and drums. Xiaodi said: "Yes, let's make up a three-and-a-half-sentence sentence to welcome Mrs. Sister-in-law." Jiang Zhu said: "Good way, who of us will make up three and a half sentences." Everyone set their eyes on Jiang Dajun, because except for Shen Zhe, Jiang Dajun was the oldest.

Jiang Dajun said: "Don't count on me, my language level is too low. Everyone turned their attention to Di Tengfei again, and Di Tengfei said: "I don't know how to write, I'll see if I can continue to write." Jiang Zhu and Chen Zhen got off the donkey and said, "Continue, your writing is good, you can quickly make up a few sentences." I said, "Okay, then I'll be ugly." ”

Picked up a pen and paper, sat at the writing desk and wrote: It is exactly two weeks since the beginning of school, I think about it day and night, and look forward to it, and look at Brother Shen in the dust. Welcome. If you want to say that the sister-in-law is beautiful, the willow has a thin waist and a pen stick, and her eyebrows are clear and beautiful. Pretty. When my sister-in-law came to visit, our brothers were thrilled and beat gongs and drums to celebrate. Glad......

After writing, Jiang Dajun, Xiaodi, Jiang Zhu and I distributed the lines, everyone prepared a basin, a plastic trash can, an empty shoebox and a brace for picking clothes as a percussion, tied four flower sheets around the waist, asked Chen Zhen to prepare tea, and asked Xiaodi to take out the fruits from his private collection, ready to welcome the first lady of our dormitory, Shen Zhe, and daughter-in-law to visit our room 0516 for the first time.