The second update -

With the development of human society, a new term has been invented, which is called "picking up corpses". It sounds like a scary term, but it's actually a very beautiful thing. Those men who have a heart for beauty hunting, go to a nightclub or bar when they have nothing to do at night, squat at the door and wait patiently for the opportunity.

Wait, wait, wait, if you're lucky, you'll wait until a drunken beauty comes out of the bar, vomits as she goes, walks and walks, and suddenly collapses on the side of the road and doesn't move. At this time, the man can go over, first pretend to be a good Samaritan and pat the beautiful woman's face, and ask her, "Miss, what's wrong with you?" ”

If the beauty doesn't react at all and is really drunk, then everything is OK, just pick up and go to the hotel, play around with the eighteen-like appearance, and then float away while the beauty hasn't woken up yet.

This is called "picking up corpses", and good children must not learn it.

Since the invention of "picking up corpses", men have always picked up women's corpses, but when it came to Lin Bai, this thing was reversed, and women picked up Lin Bai's corpses.

Several young actors happily carried Lin Bai to the hotel, and deliberately put Lin Bai's hand on them on the way to some more places, which was deliberately placed for reporters to see, if it happened that a reporter from a newspaper took a picture of this picture and saw the newspaper, it would not be okay if Boss Lin didn't admit it at that time.

It's a pity that the fame of these actors is so scumbag that they don't even have the paparazzi who are tracking them, and this action can be regarded as a vain.

"Oh, where are you going to carry Mr. Demon King?" The elven princess jumped to her feet in a hurry: "Put him down quickly." ”

No one understood what she said, and the actresses only saw that she was in a hurry, but they didn't know what she was anxious about.

"Little girl, this is your mistake, Boss Lin has such a big plate, you actually want to eat alone, and you are not afraid to kill you." An actress dragged it like twenty-five or eighty-thousand, and said to the elf princess: "Eating with us is the right way." ”

The elf princess's extremely limited knowledge of the Chinese language can only make her understand the limited phrases such as "eat vegetables, together", and after listening to it, she seems to understand something, oh, it turns out that these sisters are going to take Mr. Demon King to have supper, so it is inconvenient to stop it. She clapped her hands and said, "Okay, together!" I'm going to ...... too."

"The little girl is full of Tao, and she immediately agreed to eat together, which is not bad." The actresses have a good impression of the elf princess: "Let's go, let's go together, we will deliberately get the news out tomorrow, let the newspaper report that Boss Lin is extravagant, and I slept with several actresses at a time, and our names were all boarded together, so everyone hyped it up." Maybe you really like Boss Lin, and everyone doesn't have to work hard to make money by filming. ”

"Okay...... Let's eat together! The elf princess didn't understand anything, she only knew how to repeat those few broken words of Chinese language, and clapped her hands to make a happy look.

The other actresses felt a little frightened, after all, what they had to do was a bit unsightly, and everyone was still a little shy and embarrassed in their hearts, but unexpectedly, this girl who looked the most innocent was the most daring, and she could still laugh at the moment, and clapped her hands and cheered to go together, how shameless this woman is.

A group of women carried Lin Bai into the hotel, the little girl at the front desk of the hotel was scared half to death, I only saw a group of men carrying drunk women into the hotel, when did you see the situation reversed? The worldview collapsed, and there was Ariki.

The actresses threw Lin Bai on the big bed of the hotel, like a delicious dish waiting to be eaten on the dining table, and a group of diners began to sharpen their knives and forks...... Well, that is, to start untying the garment.

The elf princess and the second monk were puzzled: "Huh? Didn't you go for a late-night snack? How did you get into the strange room, and why did you take off your clothes? She babbled about the elves, and asked loudly what these women were doing, but unfortunately no one paid attention to her, and several actresses squeezed her outside, and in a few seconds she took it off, and then someone began to reach out and take off Lin Bai's clothes, and pulled at his pants.

At this point, the elf princess finally understood that these women wanted to insult Mr. Demon King. They wanted to take advantage of Mr. Demon King's drunkenness and put him to sleep...... In the kind and orderly elves, such shameless things never happen, if the elves like another elf, they will sing beautiful songs for him, weave the most beautiful wreaths for him, and collect the morning dew for him...... Elves are beautiful and simple, and the best love stories always happen.

She couldn't accept this kind of impure behavior, this kind of almost violent way to get another person, absolutely not allowed. With all her strength, she shouted, "Stop! ”

This time it was in Huaxia language, the two words "stop" were short and powerful, and anyone could understand it, and the actresses turned to look at her with a slight smile.

The elven princess stammered, "No...... No...... No...... That's it. ”

"What can't be like that? At this point, you suddenly started pretending to be pure? An actress was unhappy: "It was you who said you wanted to be together, and now it's you who says to stop, now that we're about to get it, what are you going to do?" ”

"No, no...... I mean, it can't be like that. The elven princess was in a hurry and sweating profusely.

"Ignore him." Several actresses began to drill into the bed, a few small hands touched Lin Bai's chest, and gently scratched two handfuls on it, one thigh wrapped around Lin Bai's leg and glued it tightly to him.

The elven princess couldn't stand it anymore, and jumped on the bed, she was now neatly dressed, and she was the only one in the room who was dressed properly, and she also looked out of place, she pushed one of the actresses away, and shouted, "Don't ...... Touch...... He ......"

"Is there any mistake? Do you still dare to push people? The actress was upset and shouted, "This woman is in the way, beat her, strip her naked, throw her in the bathroom and lock her up." ”

"Good!" Several other actresses are also here, they have long been unpleasant to the princess, this woman doesn't know where she came from, she can be the heroine of Lao Mouzi's movie as soon as she comes, and she also has an intimate kiss scene with Boss Lin, which makes people blush when they see it, take this opportunity to teach her a lesson, don't you want to pretend to be innocent? I'll strip you naked and put you in the bathroom to see what kind of purity you can have.

Several actresses pounced together, and in their minds, cleaning up a delicate woman is not enough?

Pity...... The elven princess is really not a delicate woman, if she takes off her dress and puts on the elven leather armor and carries the elven bow, she is also a warrior who is not inferior to anyone. In the face of a group of powerless women in peacetime, it is really not too easy.

The elven princess jumped up slightly, and with just a casual jump, she was already able to reach the ceiling, and the actresses who pounced on her all passed under their feet...... As her body fell from the sky, a knife slashed at the back of an actress's neck, who snorted and fell to the ground.

The other two actresses were stunned, but before they could react, they were knocked to the ground by the elf princess. There were also two actresses in the room, and they hadn't figured out what was going on, but in front of them, three of their companions fell to the ground, and they really couldn't figure out the situation.

The elven princess pointed at them, then at the three women who had been knocked unconscious, and said, "Take them away." ”

It's a pity that she obviously wants to let people go, but the two of them don't understand, and they think that the elf princess is making a declaration of killing to them: "You will soon lie on the ground like them."

The two women screamed: "Fight!" "Pounced on them together.

A second later, the two women were also slashed in the back of the neck with a knife and fell limply to the ground.

"Well, why do you have to do this?" The elf princess sighed, and the five stripped women were knocked unconscious, and this picture was too beautiful to deal with. She thought about it seriously, just now these five people were pointing at the bathroom, oh, by the way, you can put them in the bathroom, she picked up the five women one by one and threw them into the bathroom, there was a big bathtub in the bathroom, just threw all five women in the bathtub, let her lie side by side on the edge of the bathtub, and then closed the door.

Lin Bai was still asleep, he didn't know anything, the elf princess pulled the quilt to help him cover it, looking at his sleeping face, he suddenly felt that Mr. Demon King was very handsome, he seemed to be very pleasing to girls in the human world, there would be five women who wanted to sleep with him, I don't know why, his face was red again.

After tossing for a day, the elf princess also wanted to sleep, Lin Bai fell asleep on the bed in the room, and there were five luo girls crowded in the bathroom, she really had no place to sleep, and suddenly found that there was a yellow cypress tree outside the window of the hotel, with lush branches and leaves, she was happy in her heart, pushed open the window and jumped out, and slept on the tree.

When the morning sun came in through the window, the room was golden, Lin Bai rubbed his eyes and woke up, he drank too much wine and had a terrible headache, he only vaguely remembered that he pressed a girl on a tree and kissed him after he was drunk yesterday, but he couldn't even remember who that girl was, and as for the rest of the matter, he didn't remember it at all.

I can't help but feel a little apprehensive, but don't kiss the wrong person, leave some trouble, if someone wants me to be responsible, it's over, I only marry Qianqian. Lin Bai muttered Qianqian's name while turning over and sitting up, his bladder felt a little bulging, he drank too much yesterday, and now it is normal to have a little urine, he looked at the room, it turned out to be in the hotel, there was a small door next to it, it looked like a bathroom, just go in to pee.

Lin Bai pushed open the door of the bathroom and walked in, took out his little friend and faced the urinal, and was about to release water. Suddenly, I found that there were five luo girls lying on their stomachs in the bath next to them, and the five women were all paralyzed, their eyes were closed, and they didn't know whether they were dead or alive. Lin Bai was shocked, oh my God, what's the situation? Why do I sleep in a hotel, and there are five Luo girls in the bathroom who don't know whether they live or die? Could it be that after I got drunk yesterday, I used magic to catch five girls and pose them in eighteen shapes, and then raped and then killed, and threw the corpses in the bathroom?

Oh, my God! R1152