Reflections on the youth of the chaotic youth 44
"When you sing about wine, life is geometric. For example, the morning dew is bitter in the past. Suddenly remembered these ancient poems of Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei, and felt a lot of emotion in my heart. On September 30, 2043, at 9:50 p.m., we returned to our dormitory from the girls' dormitory. A man opens the door to the dormitory and closes the door. I think, in this life, we can never know what will happen in the next moment, let alone tomorrow and the accident that will come first.
After picking up toiletries from under the desk, washing up in the water room, returning to the dormitory, closing the dormitory door, changing into pajamas, and preparing to climb into the bed to rest. At this time, I heard a knock on the door of the dormitory. Wearing slippers and pajamas, I came to the door and asked, "Who?" The voice of a middle-aged woman outside said, "Classmate, I'm the aunt in charge of the dormitory, do you have a flashlight, borrow it." "I opened the door of the dormitory and found Aunt Gold Tooth standing outside the door. I said, "Is there something wrong?" ”
Aunt Jinya said: "Little classmate, the sewer pipe in the water room is blocked, I want to borrow a flashlight." I said, "Oh, yes." "Aunt Goldtooth, stand at the door and wait. I turned back to my desk and flashed the flashlight to Aunt Goldtooth. Walk outside the door and hand the flashlight to the aunt. Aunt Gold Tooth said, "Can you take a picture for me?" I said, "Okay." "Walk with Aunt Gold Tooth towards the water room. As soon as I left the dormitory door, I closed the door casually. I heard the door of the dormitory slam, and I immediately reacted, it was broken, and my room card was locked in the room. "Oops, I'm locked out of the gate." Aunt Goldtooth was also startled, and then calmed down. Comforting me, I said, "Find other classmates." I said, "The rest of the students have gone home." ”
Aunt Golden Tooth also looked helpless, and said while looking sorry: "It's all my fault, if I hadn't borrowed the flashlight, you wouldn't have been locked out." I said, "It's okay, I'll open the sewer with you first." ”
When the two of them came to the water room, I illuminated Aunt Jinya, who used a rubber drawer to aim at the mouth of the sewer pipe, and pushed it hard a few times to extract some sundries from it. Aunt Gold Tooth put the debris in the trash can outside, and when she came back, she kicked it a few times, and the sewer slammed, and the water flowed down, and the sewer opened. Aunt Goldtooth said to me, "I'm causing you trouble." I said, "Hey, what should I do, my phone is locked in my dorm room." ”
The aunt said, "If you use a mobile phone, I have it here." "Auntie pulled out her own vintage phone from her trouser pocket, a slippery phone I wouldn't use. I took my phone, looked at it and said, "I won't use it." Aunt Goldtooth said, "What do you want to do?" I pointed to the small advertisement posted on the door of the water room by the Public Security Bureau for filing and unlocking, and said, "You can dial this number, and it says that it will be there in ten minutes." "Aunt Goldtooth, dialed 730...... and hand it to me when it is connected.
I said, "Hey, hello. I'm from Room 0516, Boys' Dormitory Building No. 11, Communication University, my name is Yang Zaixu, I've been locked out by myself, you guys should come over quickly. The other party said, "Okay, we'll send someone right away, please wait." I said, "By the way, you can just come here, this phone is not mine, I borrowed it." The man said, "Yes." "I hung up the phone and I returned the phone to Aunt Goldtooth. The aunt said, "It's okay, I'll go first." I said, "Go away." "Seeing that Aunt Gold Tooth was about to walk to the corner of the corridor, I suddenly remembered that I didn't have any valid documents on me, and the locksmith came to ask me for documents, what should I do. So he hurriedly shouted: "Auntie, please wait a while, give me a certificate before leaving." ”
Aunt Goldtooth had already reached the landing of the stairs and hurriedly stopped. Auntie smiled and said, "Okay." Aunt Goldtooth, turned around and went back to the corridor on the fifth floor.
Waiting for the arrival of the locksmith, my aunt chatted with me and said, "Little classmate, your surname, where is your family from?" I said, "My surname is Yang, and my family is from Liaoxi Province." The aunt said, "How old are you this year?" I said, "I'm 20 years old." The aunt said, "I heard that your Liaoxi Province is very rich." I said, "Not many people are rich, and most people in this society are not too rich." I followed up and asked, "Auntie, where are you from?" Aunt Jinya said: "I am from the Central Plains, and my home lives upstairs above the family building of our school." I got a job looking at the dormitory and made some pocket money. ”
After a few minutes of small talk, I heard the sound of a motorcycle downstairs from far and near, and heard downstairs in the dormitory. The aunt said, "The lockpicker must be here." I said, "It's so fast." But after waiting for a long time, I didn't see the lockpicker come up. Aunt Gold Tooth was in a hurry and dialed the phone. The aunt directly said to the lockpicker: "Hey, you are Yang Xiu who opened the lock." He said, "Yes." The aunt asked, "Are you riding a motorcycle?" He said, "Yes, but I didn't find Building 11." ”
Aunt Goldtooth repeated the location of our dormitory to him on the phone, asking where he was. Aunt Unlock said, "You go north, I'll go downstairs to pick you up." Aunt Goldtooth greeted me and said, "I'll pick him up, you don't have much to wear, just wait upstairs." I said, "Thank you, Auntie." Aunt Goldtooth trotted downstairs.
Three minutes into it, a person with the appearance of Jiangsu and Zhejiang came from the staircase. The medium-sized man in his thirties, carrying a tool kit, staggered up to the fifth floor. I said, "Here comes the master." The lockpicker said, "I made a mistake just now, so I came late." I said, "It's okay, just open the door to my dorm room first." ”
The locksmith looked at the big iron door of our dormitory, took out a tool, and unscrewed the door mirror. Put the outer half of the door mirror on the kit. With a finger stab, he pushed the inner half of the door mirror into the dormitory. Then he took out an arm-shaped ** from the kit. I look at this **, it is a stainless steel tool, the thickness is as thick as the little thumb, and the front paws are three very hard steel wires.
The locksmith put the ** through the hole in the door mirror and aimed it at the doorknob. With a slight exertion, the door opened, and my hanging heart finally landed.
I walked into the dormitory and handed the half of the door mirror to the locksmith. The locksmith installed the door mirror neatly, and I smiled and said to the locksmith: "Thank you, master, how much is it." The locksmith said: "Don't worry, you find the door card, I'll try, this is the relevant regulations of the public security department." The door card was handed to the locksmith, and the locksmith checked the door card on the spot, handed the door card to me and said, "It's okay, I have checked it according to the regulations, you can pay 50 yuan." ”
I said, "Fifty dollars, that's too much." The locksmith said, "Fifty has taken care of you." It's already after ten o'clock, and according to the regulations, it should be eighty yuan, and if it is after twelve o'clock, I will have to pay a hundred, and I also work for people, so there is no way. "I took fifty dollars out of my wallet and handed it to the locksmith. The locksmith collected the money, handed me a discount card and said, "In the future, with this card, you can get a 10% discount on unlocking and changing locks." I said, "Okay, thank you." "The locksmith left, and I closed the door.
My three-day meal expenses have been wasted like this, and I regret it very much. Thinking about it from another angle, this door lock is an object to prevent gentlemen from villains. In this way, no matter how strong the door lock is, if it is in the hands of a technician, it can be opened in only three to five minutes. It seems that the construction of the legal system and the construction of creditworthiness are very important, and it is also very important to cultivate people and gentlemen to love money and take it in the right way.