Chapter 280: Thighs are not something you can hug if you want to

In this way, the question arises, how can a god who has just woken up from a deep sleep for many years become accustomed to lamps? Is there anything else possible besides being fake?

Now Hao Wen asked them about new things, which was tantamount to proving his immortal identity in disguise.

Therefore, Fang Yixiong immediately patiently explained to Hao Wen: "Back to the Great God of the Earth, this is a lamp, well, it is a tool for lighting, we call it a lamp." ”

After Hao Wen heard this, he suddenly sighed in his heart that it was not easy to pretend to be a little white! Brother is also a modern person, and he actually asked others to introduce what the lamp tube is for him, speechless! Fortunately, I still watched the time-traveling drama at the beginning, and I knew that it would not work if I didn't pretend to be a white, otherwise I would be a goof!

"Lamps? Well, it's a bit of a strange name, but it's apt, and it's tuberous. The lighting was good, and the room was brightly lit, much better than the torches that humans had used in the first place. Hao Wen pretended to say.

Fang Yixiong and the two did not express their opinions.

Hao Wen said again: "But this thing is installed on the wall, you can't take it away, it's not as convenient as the Night Pearl, you can take it anywhere." ”

“……”

Fang Yixiong's brothers were speechless for a moment, and said in their hearts, aren't you talking nonsense? This lamp is originally a household product, of course, it cannot be taken away, and once it is left with electricity, it will not light up. Besides, even if you really need it, you will bring a flashlight when you go out, who will bring a lamp? As for the Night Pearl, of course it's convenient, but how many people can afford to use the Night Pearl? Not to mention using it, most people have only heard of the name, and they have never seen what it looks like!

Of course, they are just slandering in their hearts, and if they really want to complain openly, they don't dare!

"Yes, yes, it's not as good as the Night Pearl!" The two laughed together.

"Well, your house is also well built, much better than those humans built at the beginning!" Hao Wen began to change the subject.

Fang Yixiong and the two continued to laugh together and did not express their opinions. No way, they have nothing to say, although these ancient people have created great architectural miracles, such as the Great Wall and the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang...... But on the whole, it can't compare to modern ones, and it's normal that houses are built well.

Then again, it's just an ordinary room, nothing unusual, the two of them can't be cheeky enough to boast about how good this room is, right? This Hao Wen will see more and better buildings in the future, and he doesn't have any opinions on them!

Next, Hao Wen asked about other things in the room again, and after receiving the answers, he began to talk about them again.

This process has made Fang Yixiong and the two miserable, there is no way, who made Hao Wenbiao look like a curious baby? It's strange to see anything, and you have to ask everything. To put it nicely, it's called a problem baby, and if you say something ugly, it's just a little white in life, and you almost don't understand anything.

However, Fang Yixiong and the others didn't dare to fool and deal with Hao Wen as a little white, there was no way, they couldn't afford to offend! Is God something to offend casually? Tired of living?

Fortunately, Hao Wen also knows that it is enough to stop, where you can pretend to be a little white, and definitely not if you can't pretend!

When he finally stopped, Hao Wen pretended to sigh and said: "Time flies, I didn't expect this god to wake up from sleep, it has been so many years!" And there are so many new things, this human race is developing so fast. I thought that when the god roamed the mortal world, everywhere he passed, it was sparsely populated, but I didn't expect that there are already billions of people now......"

Fang Yixiong laughed with each other, and after a while, he finally asked the question he was most concerned about: "Xiaomin Douda, please ask the Great God of Houtu, now that you have woken up, what are your plans?" ”

Well, the question was very subtle, in fact, Fang Yixiong wanted to ask Hao Wen if he was going back and forth from where, but he didn't dare to ask so directly, otherwise if Hao Wen misunderstood that he wanted to drive people away, uh, and gods, then he would be tragic.

Hao Wen knew that this was the real theme, and immediately 'woke up' from his emotion.

"Well, speaking of which, you two little dolls can wake up the god today, and you have a relationship with the god, according to the habits of the god in the past, there will be a reward! However, the original god has just woken up, his strength has been greatly damaged, and he has no long things. Anyway, this god has written down the two of you, and when this god returns after recovering his strength, he will definitely make up for it! If you two have passed away, but your children and grandchildren are still there, you and your children and grandchildren will be blessed! Hao Wen's blank check was delivered without money.

Fang Yixiong and the brothers were overjoyed after hearing this, they didn't expect that they really hit the luck today, although they didn't get that magical breath, but they got the promise of God, which is much more important! You can't buy it for any amount of money!

And the two of them also probably guessed that the magical aura should be related to Hao Wen, otherwise how could they have tossed them so lightly before?

In this way, you lose a magical breath, but you get more, which is not a loss at all! No, it can't be said that there is no loss, it should be more earning! Because they didn't lose anything at all, the magical breath was not theirs in the first place, even if they couldn't get it, at most they didn't make any money, but it had nothing to do with the loss!

However, as a person with ideas, Fang Yixiong planned to earn more, only to see him say: "The Great God of Houtu is in a hurry to restore his strength? I wonder how Xiaomin might be able to help? ”

Yes, Fang Yixiong is going to hug his thighs!

Hugging your thighs is a particular thing! Thighs are not what you want to hug, you can hug if you want!

First of all, Hao Wen is a god, Fang Yixiong is a mortal, and the identities between the two are extremely unequal! In this case, the problem is big! Hao Wen can make Fang Yixiong a treasure if he takes out anything casually, but all of Fang Yixiong's belongings may not have anything that can make Hao Wen look at it, this is the gap!

Let's say you want to hug the thigh of a gangster brother and want to be a little brother to someone, but you have to be useful too, right? If people want to cut people and grab land, will you fight? No? What's the use of that? Is it used for errands? But are you still short of errands? A lot of people who want to help run errands don't have a chance, why should the opportunity fall on you?

Fang Yixiong is like this at the moment, there is a huge gap between him and Hao Wencun, although if he directly shouted that he wanted to hug Hao Wen's thigh, Hao Wentie would definitely agree immediately, but he didn't know!

There is a huge gap between Fang Yixiong and Hao Wencun, not to mention filling the gap directly, but at least it must be closer! If he felt that he wanted to hug his thighs, he would at least make Hao Wen feel that he was useful!

Hao Wen is now in a hurry to recover his strength, so he needs something that can allow him to speed up the recovery of his strength, if Fang Yixiong can help solve this problem, then he will be useful to Hao Wen, and the gap between them will be shortened in an instant. In other words, Fang Yixiong is qualified to hug Hao Wen's thigh, and he is definitely at the top of the ranking!

What do you mean by that? It's hard to buy a thousand dollars, I need it! Otherwise, how can there be a saying that only buy the right one, not the expensive one?

Hao Wen is the buyer at the moment, and Fang Yixiong is the right 'goods'!

In fact, whether an actor can play well or not has a lot to do with what kind of person he plays against him!

Fang Yixiong is obviously a person who can play a good opponent's role, after listening to his words, Hao Wen suddenly smiled, and said in his heart that he had been busy for a long time, isn't it your words?

Although Hao Wen wanted to say directly to Fang Yixiong, do you want to hug my thigh? Just say it, I'll definitely say yes!

Of course, that's just thinking about it! If you really want to say that, Hao Wen is not an excellent Oscar actor and director!

You have to eat the rice one bite at a time, and you can't eat hot tofu if you're in a hurry!

"Help?" Hao Wen first asked rhetorically, and then said: "Well, it's hard for you two little dolls to have a heart, but if you want to be able to help this god, it is estimated that it will be difficult!" ”

Then, Hao Wen lowered his voice, but deliberately muttered in a volume that Fang Yixiong and the others could hear clearly: "Now that this mortal environment has been destroyed, there is almost no spiritual energy, not to mention other treasures containing spiritual power. There are billions of people in this mortal world, so how can you two brothers help......"

The meaning of the words is that there are so many people in this mortal world, even if there are any useful treasures, it is estimated that they have already been found by others, how can it be the turn of the two of you?

There is also a subconscious meaning in the words, that is, if you have more people, then there is still some hope, what can be done with two people? It's useless!

Of course, Hao Wen did it on purpose, he knew that the Fang family was huge, but he had to say this, it was nothing more than wanting Fang Yixiong to take the initiative to say it, so that he would naturally 'know'! Then next, he can judge that the two brothers Fang Yixiong are useful, and he can accept them as junior brothers.

Fang Yixiong and Fang Yishan are both smart people, they immediately understood, and they immediately breathed a sigh of relief, when they listened to the first half, they all thought that Hao Wen was going to reject them, but they didn't expect that things would turn around immediately, and things would take a turn for the better.

After the relationship, the earth god thinks that we are too few people to help, so let's talk about it earlier! We have a lot of family!

After the two quickly glanced at each other, Fang Yixiong said, "The Great God of Houtu thinks that we are too few people to help you?" It's all to blame on Xiaomin, Xiaomin forgot to tell you before, Xiaomin is actually the patriarch of a family, don't dare to say anything else, this manpower is still more! ”

After finishing speaking, Fang Yixiong secretly scolded himself for being really confused! If any advantages are not actively exposed, how can others know? It's the same as selling something, if you don't explain the use and advantages of your product to the buyer, how will others know? If you don't know, why should you buy you?

After scolding himself, Fang Yixiong was secretly glad again, and said in his heart that it was good to hear the muttering of the great god, otherwise he wouldn't know what he was wrong with, and he almost wasted the opportunity!

Fang Yishan also helped beside him: "That's right! Our Fang family still has a lot of manpower, and it is also a small power, so I dare not say that I am busy, but a small favor should still be able to help you grow old! ”

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