Chapter VII. The hero is nameless
(Thank you for the reward that I blew up your brother, thank you!) )
Coldly unable to prevent himself from being slapped hard, the rib boy couldn't help grinning his teeth, wanting to be angry, and fixed his eyes, but it was Duan Zihao, a "peerless villain".
Duan Zihao seemed to be very familiar with him, and his appearance was also very kind, and he said to him: "Do you mean clubbing?" I like it! Why don't we go with us? ”
Pork Rib Boy immediately sneered: "I'm sorry, I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do tonight, hehe, next time, next time I will definitely have a treat!" "Curse in your heart, fuck your mother, why don't you stay ghosted!
Duan Zihao sneered: "It's insincere for you to say that!" ”
Pork Ribs: "How so? Seeing you, big guy, how familiar I am at first sight! ”
Duan Zihao: "But I feel that you are very unkind!" ”
Pork ribs: "I'm cold on the outside and hot on the inside!" ”
Duan Zihao: "I feel that you are very unfriendly!" ”
Rib Boy: "That's because I'm not good at expressing myself!" ”
Duan Zihao smiled: "Then show your sincerity!" ”
Rib Boy: "......"
"Do you want me to take out eight hundred yuan again?!"
Duan Zihao licked his fist with his tongue coolly, "What do you say? ”
The rib boy was thrilled.
Fortunately, at this time, Anita Mui pulled Duan Zihao's shirt and said, "Okay, thank you." ”
Duan Zihao just let the ribs go, and when he turned around, Duan Zihao asked Anita Mui: "What, aren't you afraid of me?" ”
Anita Mui said: "Why should I be afraid of you? ”
Duan Zihao touched his face and was surprised, "Wasn't I fierce enough just now?" ”
Anita Mui smiled "poof", "It's very fierce, it's okay!" "I immediately thought this man was very cute.
In fact, Anita Mui sang in a bar, to put it bluntly, she was also mixed with the rivers and lakes, no one has ever seen it, let alone a "wicked person" like Duan Zihao, even many gangsters have seen it. Because of her morality, she is even more respected by many people as "big sister".
Originally, when she came to participate in the competition this time, there would be a group of little brothers and sisters who wanted to come to cheer, but she refused, she didn't want to be seen as any different, and she didn't want people to look down on herself, and felt that she belonged to the people in the rivers and lakes, so she could only pretend to be a weak and bullying little woman.
How did Duan Zihao know that Anita Mui at this time was already a "big sister" level figure in the rivers and lakes, and he didn't need him to help at all, and he was still thinking about how to fart and have a good relationship with this future diva, maybe they would meet again in the future.
At this moment, the person in charge of the interview opened the door and summoned: "Next, the fifty-eighth!" ”
It's your turn!
Duan Zihao didn't have the time to promote friendship with Anita Mui anymore, so he hurriedly answered "arrived", then took the form and was about to leave.
At this time, Anita Mui suddenly asked in the back, "What's your name?" ”
Duan Zihao turned around and said deeply: "You call me 'nameless'!" After speaking, he didn't look back, and pushed the door in a chic way to go in for an interview.
Later, the rib boy was no longer threatening, and he couldn't help but angrily say around: "Shit's nameless! You think you're acting, and you're a hero! Fuck you, if you didn't go in fast, see if I didn't beat you to death! "Waving chicken feet and gesturing wildly.
Mei Yanfang, who was muttering "Hero Nameless", suddenly turned around and said to him: "Shut up for me!" The phoenix's eyes flashed.
The rib boy shuddered involuntarily, not understanding how the little white rabbit suddenly became so powerful.
Anita Mui ignored him anymore, looked back at Duan Zihao's back, and silently blessed in her heart: Good luck!
……
Duan Zihao pushed open the door of the interview, and when he looked inside, there was an interview contestant in front of him, and there were four interviewers sitting opposite.
The four interviewers were two men and one woman. Among them, the thin-looking man Duan Zihao knew each other, because he liked to listen to each other's singing, such as the famous "Under the Lion Rock" and "Xiao Li Flying Knife".
Although it was March, the man was still wearing a scarf around his neck, looking polite, and his head was a typical four or six points, which was very much the style of a literary and artistic youth of the Republic of China. However, if you have watched his stage performance, you will immediately break the impression of his politeness, because on the stage, he is extremely charming, and he is very charming in his dress, so he is known as Hong Kong's "generation of demon men", yes, this person is Luo Wei!
The other man was very thin, with deep-set cheeks, a twinkling gaze, and thin lips, and according to his physiognomy, he belonged to the type that was not easy to get along with, and the sign on his desk read "Zhao Zhenqiang".
It turned out to be the guy who splashed himself with mud just now, Duan Zihao couldn't help but stare at the other party a few times, but the shocking gaze stayed on the player in front of Duan Zihao, and he didn't feel that he was a "world enemy" at all.
Duan Zihao looked at the only woman again, and suddenly felt that his eyes lit up, his eyebrows were like spring mountains and distant daisies, his eyes were like autumn water, his skin was like condensed fat, his face was like white jade, and he was lined with a little red between his lips.
She sat there quietly, like a classical beauty descending into the mortal world, gorgeous and elegant, especially her eyes inadvertently revealing an indescribable ancient taste.
Just when Duan Zihao looked at the other party carefully, the woman also happened to look this way, the two couldn't help but touch so lightly, the woman couldn't help but smile a little reservedly, but this smile was like a pear blossom blooming, and Duan Zihao almost wanted to call her name out --- "Zhao Yazhi"!
As the most popular TV actress at the moment, Zhao Yazhi's fame is definitely worthy of the title of "celebrity", especially "Chu Liuxiang" starring her and Qiu Guan is even more popular in Hong Kong and Taiwan, and her appearance of "Su Rongrong" is unparalleled. However, what made her even more popular was the "Feng Chengcheng" played in "Shanghai Tang", so that some people now see her and call her "Cheng Cheng" directly.
Just when Duan Zihao wanted to take a few more glances at Zhao Yazhi to see the difference between the real her and the TV, he was interrupted by the guy in front of him who was interviewing.
"Hello three examiners! I am the No. 57 contestant Huang Youren, my previous job was a fitness coach, and my motto in life is that it is not glorious to never fall, and to be able to get up again after every fall is the greatest glory. “
The guy in front of him is not only in good shape, but also has good eloquence.
Duan Zihao felt that other people's mottos seemed to be much stronger than his own, holding the personal resume form in his hand, thinking, should he secretly change it again? !
Huang Youren finished introducing himself, and then said: "Before I show my talent, please allow me to give a rose to the goddess in my heart, that is Miss Zhao Yazhi!" As he spoke, he magically took out a rose from his arms, and then walked handsomely in front of Zhao Yazhi, sent the flower up, and said, "May you be as beautiful and delicate as this flower forever!" ”
"Thank you, you have a heart!" Zhao Yazhi accepted the rose and smiled very gently.
Duan Zihao took a breath of cold air again, Nima, master! This sycophant is patted without a trace in the snow!
After filming the sycophants, Huang Youren thought that he had earned enough impression points, and said: "Okay, the next talent I want to perform is --- singing!" As he spoke, he suddenly turned around, picked up the prepared props from the ground, a black top hat, and a white scarf, and then turned into a ...... instantly became "Xu Wenqiang" in "Shanghai Tang".
"Wow, that's a pretty good idea!" Luo Wei praised, "Know how to touch our hearts!" ”
After listening to this, Zhao Zhenqiang nodded.
You must know that among the three people, Zhao Zhenqiang is the director of this play, Zhao Yazhi is the starring role, although Luo Wei did not participate, but Luo Wei has covered the theme song of this play in private. It can be said that all three of them have a relationship with this "Shanghai Tang", and this Huang Youren obviously wants to sing the rhythm of "Waves Running Waves".
Sure enough, a burst of familiar music sounded, and Huang Youren immediately began to sing in a straight voice---
Waves run and waves flow
Thousands of miles of waves and rivers never end
Exhausted of the world
Mix up and surging a trend
Is it joy or sorrow
I can't tell the difference between laughter and sorrow in the waves......
While singing, Huang Youren also posed in the shape of various fakes "Xu Wenqiang", sometimes putting on a top hat with his fingers, and sometimes shaking a scarf; The expressions on his face were even more colorful, sometimes frowning, worried about the country and the people, sometimes glaring angrily, smiling proudly...... In short, there are a lot of poss, which is dizzying.
Seeing this scene, Duan Zihao, who was originally full of confidence, broke out in a cold sweat on his back, just because the opponent in front of him was too strong, he was not afraid of people being stupid, he was afraid of being shameless, and it was obvious that the person surnamed Huang in front of him was a cut above himself whether it was shameless or cheap.
What to do? Can't you even get into the audition, and you will be passed directly?!
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