Chapter Twenty-Five: A Soak of Urine Can Rob!
"Punish me, I want to see who the dragon goddess is!"
Tang Mingqing doesn't care about other people, anyway, after experiencing a series of unbelievable things such as soul wearing, system possession, plane shuttle, etc., Tang Mingqing disagrees with the so-called god from the bottom of his heart!
After all, what he has experienced in this short period of time is much more than any god could criticize!
So when these people said what the punishment of the dragon goddess, although Tang Mingqing did not scoff, at least he did not panic.
However, after Tang Mingqing said this, the statue did not react, but the dinosaur spirits outside were fried!
"Presumptuous, dare to blaspheme the dragon goddess!"
"Stop him here! Starve him to death!"
"Hmph, in my opinion, we just need to take turns to block this place, and when the dragon girl from the upper level comes to clean the ancestral hall, we can arrest him!
It's called catching a turtle in an urn!"
Among these people, the female teacher who took the lead was more intelligent, and the other dinosaur girls listened to her and showed envy on their faces, and couldn't help but admire:
"The teacher who got the children's idiom book is not ordinary!"
"Yes, she can be proficient in some idioms, and we haven't even read a few sentences of the three-character scripture......"
These people praised the female teacher violently, and Tang Mingqing, who listened, couldn't help but roll his eyes, the group of dinosaur girls in front of him really exquisitely interpreted what is a mentally handicapped with developed limbs......
Without waiting for these people to finish speaking, Tang Mingqing couldn't help but mock:
"Hehe, it's great to know a few idioms? Lao Tzu not only understands idioms, but also understands idioms solitaire!"
"What?!"
"Idiom Solitaire?!"
"If he can really do it, then maybe this three-character scripture is really written by him......"
"Yes, the goddess of the dragon once said that only those who can score 90 points in language can write the three-character scripture!"
The dinosaur girls were amazed, and even with Tang Mingqing's pretending value, they also went up!
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and getting 1000 points!"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and getting 500 points!"
Seeing that the pretending value that had not been moved for a long time had risen to as much as 3w3, Tang Mingqing's eyes suddenly lit up, and he couldn't help but use the power of language:
"Hey, you idiots who have never seen the world, I want to ask you, your force has reached a terrifying level, why do you want to pursue something like language that only elementary school students study?"
As soon as Tang Mingqing opened his mouth, he was ridiculed by AOE, and nearly half of the people outside were so angry that they couldn't help but curse!
"Damn it, if it weren't for the dragon goddess here, we would have skinned you alive!"
"Wait and see, when the dragon girl comes, he will die an ugly death!"
Although the death was very successful, Tang Mingqing found that the death value did not rise much this time, and it only rose by 3,000 points.
"Ya'er, isn't this level of ridicule enough?"
Tang Mingqing touched his chin and glanced at the dinosaur girl outside, and then looked at the statue of the dragon goddess beside him, as soon as his eyes rolled, a bad idea came out!
"Oh, why do you suddenly have a little urgency to urinate? Hey, is there a toilet here?"
Tang Mingqing rubbed his crotch with a wicked smile, and the dinosaur girls outside were shocked!
"Hey, you, what are you going to do!"
The female teacher who took the lead in making trouble panicked on the spot when she saw Tang Mingqing doing this!
Hearing this, Tang Mingqing smiled, raised his eyebrows, and said with a wicked smile:
"What are you doing? Of course it's peeing! I can't be suffocated by pee!
If there's no place to pee here, I'll have to pee outside, so stay away!"
When the female teacher heard this, the corners of her mouth twitched obviously, and she couldn't figure out whether Tang Mingqing really wanted to make trouble, so she shouted inwardly:
"You dare! As long as you dare to walk to the threshold, I will dare to drag you out and trample on the pulp!"
As soon as he heard this, Tang Mingqing immediately burst out laughing:
"Haha, that's what you said! Ouch, people are so scared, what should I do if I'm about to pee?
Since you won't let me out, then I'll have to pee here!
When the dragon goddess blames her, don't blame me!"
When the female teacher heard this, her face suddenly changed, and she rolled her eyes angrily, but she didn't dare to speak again!
She's really false!
If Tang Mingqing just moved his mouth, the dragon girl could still talk about the past, but if this thing peed in the ancestral hall of the dragon goddess, then the dragon girl came, and the first person to be severely punished must be her!
As for the other dinosaur girls, they can't say anything shocked, since they started learning Chinese, they have learned what it means to be polite, righteous and shameful, and they have never said anything about and peeing!
Now Tang Mingqing is going to pee in the ancestral hall of the dragon goddess in front of everyone, this Nima is going to fly!
But Tang Mingqing first insulted the three-character scripture and blasphemed the dragon goddess, if they let Tang Mingqing leave, wouldn't they be beaten to death by the dragon girl one by one?
For a while, this group of people found that they suddenly had difficulty riding a tiger, which was too damn wronged!
However, at this time, Tang Mingqing took the initiative, of course, he had to die wantonly to be happy, and even at this moment, Tang Mingqing was worried that these people would let him go!
Seeing that these dinosaur girls were in a dilemma, Tang Mingqing smiled, pretending to take off his pants while pretending to threaten:
"If you don't let me go, then I'll have to be sorry!"
After that, Tang Mingqing walked behind the dragon goddess, and when the female teacher saw this situation, she was completely stunned on the spot:
"Hey, hey, hey, we're letting you go!"
When the others heard this, they discussed in a complicated whisper:
"Huh, do you really want to let him go?"
"What a hateful fellow......"
When they finally decided to let Tang Mingqing go, Tang Mingqing snorted, propped his elbows at the feet of the dragon goddess with a cheap face, and said lazily:
"I'm sorry, I suddenly think it's nice here, it's warm and clean, I think it's good to live here, and the dragon goddess is with you, what do you think?"
"What?!bastard! How dare you!"
"How dare you think like that!"
"Aren't you afraid that the dragon girl is coming!"
The dinosaur girls outside couldn't help but shout angrily, but Tang Mingqing smiled cheaply and said happily:
"Hehe, anyway, I'm barefoot and not afraid to wear shoes, I can live for a few days, unless I ......"
"Unless what?"
As soon as the female teacher heard that there was still a discussion about this matter, her eyes suddenly lit up, if Tang Mingqing didn't eat it softly and hard, she would definitely have a share in a few days!
"Unless you hand over all the jade and treasures!"
As soon as Tang Mingqing said this, there was an uproar outside! No one expected that Tang Mingqing would make such a request!
"How dare you ask for our fine jade!
"Damn it!"
"Bastard, we'll wait for the dragon girl to come!
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for continuously dying in public, and getting a total of 2w of pretending to be forced!
Their anger made Tang Mingqing earn a lot of money in an instant!
Seeing that the death value jumped from early 17w to 20w in an instant, the corners of Tang Mingqing's mouth were crooked!
Just when these dinosaur girls were expressing their positions one by one, the female teacher was really cowardly!
She hesitated for a long time, but she really took out a pile of refined jade, as well as a strangely shaped thing!
When she put things on the ground with a distressed face, the other dinosaur girls were stunned!
Only Tang Mingqing smiled excitedly, this kind of feeling of pretending to be dead in public and robbing is not afraid of being beaten!