The first ninety-eight attack, the live broadcast room of the female demon king
This is a change for the memory of the alliance leader, and he still owes a more justice to rush the draft
My father-in-law went to the monk's temple last night to ask for a sign, according to the signer, my father-in-law's novel has a very strong luck, and anyone who votes for a monthly ticket for my father-in-law will become more and more happy with the family from tomorrow, and move towards a happy life.
In the live broadcast screen, the masked hero is pinching Wenwen, patting her on the back to give her relief, and finally woke up the excited little girl. Countless fans watched this scene with jealousy and envy, only hating that it was not themselves who fainted. How happy would it be to be able to pinch the masked hero's hand in his own person and pat him on the back? Of course, the most important thing is the plastic katana, which is a treasure that has been on TV and has a heavy commemorative value.
Wenwen proudly held up the katana and kept showing off to the camera, and thousands of fans were drooling at the knife.
Lin Bai waved his hand at the camera: "That's all for today's live broadcast, I'm going to fight the bad guys, let's meet again in the future." ”
Avid fans reluctantly said goodbye to him, and I don't know how many girls cried and fainted in front of the computer. As soon as Lin Bai flew away, the live broadcast room exploded, and a netizen named "rich and capricious" immediately said: "Wenwen moderator, can you transfer the katana in your hand to me?" I'm bidding a million! ”
"I'm out one hundred and fifteen!"
"No, I'll give two million!"
The chat room instantly turned into an auction hall, and I don't know how many fanatical fans jumped out to compete for a plastic toy knife, and these people actually smashed the sky-high price.
Wenwen said very resolutely: "I won't sell this knife if I die, it's not a matter of money." ”
Lin Bai didn't know that a plastic knife he had casually played with could be sold for millions, and if he knew, he would definitely be very annoyed that he actually gave it away. He didn't remember until he left Wenwen's room. I forgot to ask Wenwen to hand over the "flowers" given to him by those fans, oops, more than 100,000 yuan. I'm embarrassed to ask her for the next time we meet. The problem of face is rather than give in. *Silk is very particular about this.
After returning home and changing back into his regular clothes, Lin Bai sat depressedly by the hot spring pool, frowning and remembering the missed more than 100,000 yuan.
The female demon king soaked in the pool and looked at him with a smile.
"Why are you smiling at me like that?" Lin Bai was dissatisfied.
The female demon king smiled: "If you really want that money, you will do live video broadcasts every night in the future!" Maybe you can make money. ”
Lin Bai spread his hands: "Of course I know that I can make money, some female anchors earn millions a month, how can the fame of masked heroes be greater than those female anchors, right?" I'm going to really come out and do a live stream. You may be able to make millions a month, but ...... I don't like to do this kind of thing, I'm a powerful hero, not an idol star, how can I make money in a flirtatious way? ”
The female demon king grinned: "This king is interested in doing it, not only to be a powerful demon king, but also to be an idol star, this king likes the feeling that many people like me." This king is even ready to sing during the live broadcast......" and sang as he spoke:
Who knows the secret of the music box
Who can solve the problem of the female demon king
Red Strawberry Paradise rejoices
The Tale of Roses is very much to my liking
I'm going to whisper to you
Balala is a mantra I love
The crystal slipper holds endless secrets
Babalala
……
Lin Bai was speechless, what kind of strange song is this?
The female demon king is usually lazy and doesn't do anything. But when she wanted to do something, she would become vigorous, and with a wave of her hand, Lin Bai's "alien" notebook hidden in the drawer flew to the edge of the hot spring pool. She opened it with a smile, and then found a live broadcast software and pointed the camera at herself, which is considered to be ready, but she is the only one in the live broadcast room, what about the fans? The female demon king patted her head blankly and said, "No one is coming to see it, how can you let fans know that this king is live broadcasting?" ”
"Poof!" Lin Bai rolled on the ground with laughter: "My live broadcast is because there are fan websites and Wenwen to help me publicize, so I instantly gathered a large number of fans." Do you think that if you just open a live broadcast room, someone will come? Poofhahahaha...... Laughing to death. ”
The female demon king was furious: "This king is going to capture the TV station to promote himself." ”
Lin Bai was shocked: "Don't! TV stations aren't for fooling around. ”
The female demon king flattened her mouth: "Forget it, in order to make more people like this king." Ben Wang decided to start with the website! ”
She took out the Huawei Mate7 mobile phone that Lin Bai bought for her, and dialed the number of the violent Lori: "Hey, hey." This king is a bully flower! Do you have any business of helping people design websites? Oh? Is there a business? Very good! Get me the top website, open it at any price, this king has shot a lot of advertisements, and he is rich and capricious...... Get it, preferably tomorrow...... Not tomorrow? Three days? Okay, three days is three days. ”
Hanging up the phone, the female demon king snorted and said to Lin Bai: "Look, if you have money, it's easy to do things, and the website will be there in a blink of an eye." ”
Lin Bai sweated profusely, touched his pocket, and there was a crocodile skin wallet inside, and there was only a pitiful more than 100 yuan in it, miserable! Why is that ghost woman who is too lazy like a maggot to use endless money, but she is so poor? Something must have gone wrong!
At this moment, the voice of the black female warrior came from outside: "Master! There are guests who come to visit. ”
In the past, Lin Bai's family was very small, and when someone came to visit him, he could always hear the knock on the door for the first time, but since he moved to the new old street and lived in the headquarters of the Golden Bamboo Gang like the landlord's house in the old society, his family was divided into the front yard and the back yard, as well as the garden hot spring.
Lin Bai came to the front yard to greet the guests, only to realize that the people who came were flat-chested policewomen and a fat man with a smile on his face. The expression of the flat-chested policewoman is a little weird, not as bold as she usually is, but she is a little twisted and pinched and can't let go, as if her aura is suppressed by the fat man. Lin Bai felt very frightened, what is the origin of this fat man? Can you actually suppress a flat-chested female tyrannosaurus?
The fat man smiled at Lin Bai, looking very polite, harmless to humans and animals, but Lin Bai knew that he was definitely not a simple person, this person reached out and shook Lin Bai's hand, and then said, "You are Mr. Lin Bai, right?" My name is Yang Wei. I took the liberty to visit today, mainly to talk to Overlord Flower and the masked hero about something. ”
A fat man is actually called Yang Wei? Where does it look like it's mighty? Lin Bai frowned: "The masked hero is not here, but the overlord flower is." I can call her out for you, but...... She doesn't have a good temper. I don't like to meet strangers very much, so you'd better say something that interests her, or else...... provoked her, and the consequences were very severe. ”
Yang Wei smiled and said, "Don't worry, she will definitely be interested in hearing what I want to say." ”
"Okay, I'll call her for you."
Lin Bai returned to the backyard, but the female demon king had already crawled out of the hot spring pool, and she was clear about the flowers and fallen leaves on the entire old street. Of course she knew what the fat man named Yang Wei said in the front hall, so when Lin Bai came to call her, she had already put on a bathrobe, hid her soul-soothing figure in the robe, and her long hair wet with hot spring water was casually draped behind her head.
"Who is that man?" Lin Bai couldn't help but ask.
"Soldier!" The female demon king said casually: "The people in the human world are different from the demon world, everyone in the demon world has a murderous aura, but in the human world, there is only a soldier in the human world, that fat man is with a murderous aura, don't look at him looks gentle." There are more than 100 lives in his hands, and this king can be sure that he is more powerful than the four little girls of the Blood Phoenix Squad...... But well...... No matter how powerful it is, it's just an ordinary person's Cheng dù, and it's not as good as the bullseye and the Winter Soldier. You can use any personal underwear or the Demon King Codex to beat 100 million of these fat people. ”
Lin Bai spread his hands: "I'll leave it to you to deal with, I'll use Lin Bai's identity to go out to see him, I don't want to change to meet outsiders as a masked hero." ”
The female demon king grinned and took Lin Bai's hand, and the two came to the front hall together.
Yang Wei sat on a chair in the front hall, the seat was once sat by a certain big man of the Jinzhu Gang, and now there was a fat man who looked very happy, and the flat-chested policewoman sat next to the fat man and didn't speak. It seems that she is just making soy sauce.
The Witch King walked into the front hall and naturally sat down on the central seat. That position used to be the leader of the Golden Bamboo Gang who dared to sit on it, but it was very suitable for her to sit on. As if she was born to sit there, she said to the fat man with an impatient look: "Say, what is the matter with you coming to this king?" ”
The fat man stood up and stretched out his hand to make a gesture to shake hands, but the female demon king didn't stretch out her hand, she didn't bother to pay attention to him, she didn't give a good face to anyone.
The fat man was not angry, he retracted his hand with a smile, and then said sternly: "Let me introduce myself first, I, Yang Wei, the leader of the Huaxia Dragon Group, a national AAAAA-level agent, I heard that the Overlord Flower and the masked hero are both agents of the Dragon Group, I don't know why I don't know your deposit." ”
When he said this, Lin Bai suddenly sighed in his heart: "Oh, my mother, the main master has come to the door." ”
The female demon king laughed: "It turned out to be this thing." ”
The fat man pointed at the flat-chested policewoman and said, "Interestingly, you not only forged your identity document, but also helped this female police officer forge a copy, and she even thought it was real for a while." That document is really like the real thing, and I can't see the slightest false image in the hands of the genuine team leader of my dragon group, if I hadn't been in charge of the operation of the dragon group, this kind of document must be signed and stamped by me, and I would have been deceived by that document, and I thought that the dragon group really added a new policewoman, and the damn signature was exactly the same as my signature. ”
The female demon king sat still, looking up to the sky and snorting.
The flat-chested policewoman is a little embarrassed, after all, she is a police officer trained by the state, and the fact that she is engaged in fake articles is out of her acceptance.
The fat man said: "I immediately started a detailed investigation, and after investigation, it was found that Mr. Lin Bailin was no problem, he was an authentic Chinese citizen from head to toe, with birth certificates, parents, relatives, and neighbors. But something is not quite right with you, you don't have a birth certificate, you don't have parents, you don't have neighbors, you don't even have medical records from childhood to adulthood, you haven't been to school, you haven't been to work, your file is blank...... You are like a person who pops out of a crack in a stone, if someone tells me that you are the Monkey King, I may believe it. ”
Lin Bai shrugged at the female overlord: "Look, I just said, the fake will be revealed one day, how are you going to solve it?" ”
The female demon king looked at the fat man with a smile and said: "There are two ways to solve it, one is to kill people and kill this person named Yang Wei, and then forge a new text jiàn, just say that this king is the new leader of the dragon group." The second is to change his memory, so that he thinks that there is indeed a person in the dragon group......"
When she said this, the fat man was startled, and hurriedly waved his hand: "Hey, don't say what to do with me in front of me like this, okay?" It's so brutal! Since I'm here today, I just want to solve the problem, not to toss you. ”
"Oh? Is it to solve the problem? This king thought you were here to ask for sin! The female demon king smiled: "If you don't show the attitude of this king, you think that this king is easy to bluff, what dragon team leader, national AAAAA group agent, who are you going to bluff?" ”
The fat man's face was embarrassed, and he just started to report these words, just to shock the fake, but he didn't expect the opposite effect. Coughed dryly a few times, a fat face turned red, and after a while, he said: "Okay, I'm sorry for the attitude just now, but it's always wrong for you to forge a national document, and my tough attitude in this matter is also for the dignity of the country, please understand." ”
The female demon king smiled and didn't speak, if she hadn't been worried about the good life in the human world, she would have slapped this kind of guy who came to find fault with her to death. But if she does this, she will no longer be able to live in Lao Cai, and it is likely that there will be something like the army coming, although she is not afraid, but a peaceful and peaceful life will be goodbye from now on, which she is unwilling, so she has been patient to listen to this fat man's nonsense.
The fat man smiled bitterly: "Actually, we have long known that you are fakes, but your combat effectiveness is too strong, after the man-eating flower incident, the upper asked me a few times, our officialdom in China pays attention to deceiving the upper and lower to save trouble, so I said to the upper and lower that you are indeed the genetic modification warriors of the dragon group, fooling the above, and then pretending not to know your storage, covering your ears and stealing the bell, trying to get by." But this time, the masked hero is playing big, and he really can't get mixed up. Recently, he killed people in Fusang and New York in succession, and dozens of people were killed at once, which attracted protests from Fusang and Millican...... Now the news is on the air at this time. ”
Lin Bai turned on the TV, and sure enough, a set of international news was playing on the TV, and the middle-aged aunt host of CCTV appeared on the screen and said in standard Mandarin: "A few days ago, there were two incidents in a row, and the masked hero suddenly went abroad and went to the world...... has killed some bad guys in Fusang and Mi country, for this matter, our domestic fans are naturally applauding, but the governments of Fusang and Mi Li Jian don't seem to appreciate it, the following is the attitude of Fusang and Mi Guo ......" (to be continued)
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