Chapter Seventy-One: Laughing and Scolding
"Variety Show 100" is a broadcast time of 40 minutes, divided into many small units, such as "hot topics", "weekly star", "singing and dancing", etc., Qing Tan was originally just one of the short units, but Shen Chong's cards are big enough, and the topic is hot, he is willing to bring Zhang Aijia to TV, and the host has a deep talk, Jiang Jixiong can't ask for it, after receiving the call, he immediately cut off a few programs that have been recorded, and repeatedly guaranteed that Shen Chong can play at will, no time limit. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Little sister, since this movie has no story, what are you filming?" Movies are a safety topic, Zhang Xiaoyan continued to ask: "It won't be like science and education films, shooting scenery everywhere, right?" ”
"Actually, it's not without a story." Shen Chong hurriedly said: "The story is that two strangers, a man and a woman, met on the streets of Los Angeles, and looked at each other very well, so they chatted, chatted, chatted, chatted for a day, and then ...... And then there was no then. ”
Shen Chong told an absurd story seriously, there was an inexplicable sense of joy, Zhang Xiaoyan was stunned at first, and then couldn't help laughing, the more she laughed, the louder she laughed, and she laughed for a while before stopping, and said: "Mr. Shen, you are talking really interesting, haha, and then there is no then, what kind of story is this?" ”
Zhang Aijia and Shen Chong have been together for a long time, and they are more accustomed to his cold humor from time to time, and their laughter is not as exaggerated as Zhang Xiaoyan's, and said: "Then the two separated." ”
"Little sister, don't blame me for the crow's mouth, your directorial debut, I'm afraid the box office is very dangerous." Zhang Xiaoyan still smiled and said: "If someone is really willing to pay money to go into the cinema to watch people chat, then I, Zhang Xiaoyan, would have become Taiwan's No. 1 movie tycoon, I dare not say anything else, I am definitely an expert in chatting, I am not tired of chatting for seven or eight hours, and I can make four or five movies a day." ”
"It's a chat, but there's something else as well." Zhang Aijia bit her lip, thought about it, and said: "Sister Xiaoyan, you think, two strangers, a strange city, meet, chat, spend a good day together, and then separate, and go their own way, I think this is very beautiful, we are in a hurry every day, and many strangers pass by, who is he?" What was he thinking? What does he like? Who does he love? Who am I in his eyes? If I stop once in a while and talk to a stranger, I may have a different perception of life and unexpected surprises, and I just want to make a movie like this. ”
"When you say that, I think the movie you made must be very beautiful, very romantic, and very beautiful." Zhang Xiaoyan was leisurely fascinated, and then asked Shen Chong: "Mr. Shen, did you think the same when you wrote the script?" ”
"No, I'm not romantic by nature, I don't think about it that much." Shen Chong shook his head and said, "I think, isn't life just about people coming and going?" On a certain day, at a certain hour, when you meet someone, you walk together for various reasons, spend a good time together, and then you are separated for various reasons, leaving a memory or a photo, and finally turning to dust, and then there is no more. ”
This time he said again, "And then there will be no then", which did not cause laughter, but made the studio silent, and Zhang Aijia clenched his hand.
"Mr. Shen is really talented." Zhang Xiaoyan quickly reacted, changed the topic with compliments, and said: "Whatever you say can make people think deeply." ”
"I'm a genius, I'm a nouveau riche with a copper smell, and I'm unbearable." Shen Chong laughed self-deprecatingly and said: "Every time I come to Taipei, there are real talents who raise their eyebrows at me, and look at me unpleasantly, this time it is even more powerful, all the people in Taiwan, whether they are talented or not, scold me." ”
Zhang Xiaoyan laughed, and joked lightly: "Little sister has a lot of fans and fans in Taiwan, and Mr. Shen should be scolded after snatching our Golden Horse Movie." ”
"I have always thought that it is a good thing that someone scolds me in the newspaper, one shows that I am famous enough, and the other can help me control my mentality, let me know that I am also an ordinary person, if no one scolds me, maybe I really think I am an omnipotent immortal." Shen Chong leaned back, his expression turned to disdain, and said: "But this time I was scolded miserably, some of the scolding is reasonable, I admit it, some of the scolding is purely nothing to do, inexplicable, I can't accept it." ”
"For example, I read the newspaper this morning, and I saw a letter from a reader, scolding me for being morally corrupt, corrupting the social atmosphere, and having a very bad influence on children. Shen Chong flicked his sleeves with his fingers lightly, and said: "I stepped on two boats, which is indeed not in line with traditional morality, but I have neither destroyed other people's families, nor harmed the interests of others, right, feelings are very private matters, as long as you can accept it and live a comfortable life, no one is in the way." ”
"As for teaching bad children, it is a bunch of nonsense, teaching children is the responsibility of parents and teachers, not my responsibility, now many parents, either smoking and drinking, or prostitution and gambling, smoking and drinking hurt the body, prostitution and gambling losers, they have made a very bad example, but they point fingers and say that I am wrong, compared with them, what do I do? I don't smoke, I don't drink too much, I don't prostitute, I don't gamble, and I don't have a good young man, why don't you learn from me? To put it mildly, I am also a person with a small career, why don't I teach them to learn from me to start a business? In my opinion, these people are like holding gold bricks and yelling, why the fuck do you have to be yellow"
Zhang Xiaoyan didn't know what to say, so she could only laugh perfunctorily.
"In fact, I think that now those people in Taiwan who scold me, ninety percent of them, are eager to move all the money in Taiwan into the house, and then put all the beauties in Taiwan into the house, lie on the pile of money and sing every night, and live a life of absurdity, but they have no ability, they can't do it, and I am young and golden, hugging left and right, so they are jealous of me, take me out, jealousy is a poison, can make people hot-headed, the corners of the mouth salivate, so they take what they have no ability to do, as their own moral character, full of psychological superiority, Pointing fingers at me, the more I scold, the more pleasure I feel, and I really think I'm a decent gentleman. There is an old saying that a mouth full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, a belly of men and women prostitutes, I think they are all such people. ”
"So for this kind of person, I just have four words." Shen Chong raised his middle finger at the camera and said, "Get out of here."
Zhang Xiaoyan had never encountered such an unscrupulous and open-mouthed guest, and he didn't know how to deal with it at all, so he had to look back at Jiang Jixiong, Jiang Jixiong was also embarrassed, but he still made a gesture to continue recording.
"Sister Xiaoyan, don't be nervous, I just came to my emotions just now, just vent it." Shen Chong laughed and said, "This is a video, not a live broadcast, it will be cut." ”
"Yes, Sister Xiaoyan, he often talks nonsense, and I am sometimes stunned by him." Zhang Aijia smiled and said, "What he just said, you can treat him as if he was talking to himself." ”
"Mr. Shen is really temperamental, chic and uninhibited." Zhang Xiaoyan lowered her head and fiddled with the topic card, recalled the topic before this paragraph, and then asked: "Mr. Shen said that there is a great talent scolding you, who is he referring to?" ”
"Li Aoluo." Shen Chong touched his forehead and said: "Yesterday I read the "China Times", he said that I took abuse as affection, fake romance and really obscene, seemed to be sincere and hypocritical, generous on the surface, secretly harbored evil intentions, I was in a cold sweat when I saw it, Chen Lin wrote an essay to scold Cao Cao, after Cao Cao read it, his head wind healed without medicine, and he praised the essay like an arrow, I see his ability to scold people, no worse than Chen Lin. ”
"This Mr. Shen doesn't have to mind." Zhang Xiaoyan smiled and comforted, and said: "All famous people in Taipei have been scolded by him, and they have not been scolded, which means that they are not famous enough." ”
"I don't mind, he scolded very rightly and insightfully in some places." Shen Chong changed the topic, and with a look of displeasure on his face, he said: "But it's just that he scolds me, why bother to involve IVIA, this is not the demeanor that a man should have." ”
Zhang Xiaoyan didn't know what to say, so she had to laugh - Li Ao said very harshly in the newspaper, comparing Zhang Aijia to a princess who was close to her, a victim of a marriage between politics and money.
"I think Li Ao has a prejudice against my eldest master." Zhang Aijia put his hand on Shen Chong's lap and said: "Li Ao has never seen Allen, he doesn't know him at all, he just relies on his imagination and makes a lot of nonsense in the newspaper, I don't like it very much." ”
"Then every time Mr. Shen reads the newspaper, what is his reaction?"
"He laughed it all at once, and never said anything unpleasant."
"Then Mr. Shen really has a stomach."
"A businessman who can't make money is not a good businessman, a literati who doesn't complain, not a good literati." Shen Chong said with a smile: "Everyone performs their duties, I make money, and he complains, it's all his duty, so there is no need to be angry." ”
"It's just that he scolds everything else, and it's a bit too much to catch my feelings and scold." Shen Chong then said: "Those moral gentlemen scolded me, and I put up with it, Li Ao himself has a much richer history of romance than me, what qualifications does he have to scold me?" He said that Ivia made peace for money, so I asked him, when he has a girlfriend, he goes to chase Hu Yinmeng, is it considered greedy for beauty? Does it count as pedaling two boats? After catching up, he sent his ex-girlfriend to New York with NT$100,000, and exiled his old love with money for the sake of a new love, what kind of behavior is it? ”
"I read a report in the newspaper that Li Ao once said that he loved his ex-girlfriend 100 percent, and after meeting Hu Yinmeng, he said that he loved her 1,000 percent, I don't know what is the upper limit of his love?" Shen Chong sat up straight with a smile and said, "You want to sing on "Variety 100", right?" Is there a guitar here, Ivia and I sang a song to Li Ao. ”
Zhang Xiaoyan was overjoyed and hurriedly said: "Yes, we even have a band here, what song is Mr. Shen going to sing?" ”
"The band doesn't need it, I wrote my own songs." Shen Chong took Zhang Aijia's hand and said, "I play the guitar accompaniment, and she will sing." ”
"Variety 100" has an exclusive small stage, after the guitar was delivered, the staff moved a chair and placed it in the center of the stage, Shen Chong sat on it, tried playing a few times, nodded to Zhang Aijia standing in front of the microphone, and began to play......