"I think of the sunset run that afternoon, the lost youth of my life. I'm X, a powerful wind of obscenity is blowing in my face! ”

"Haha! Laughed to death, who is the actor of this Wang Sledgehammer, he was originally quite handsome, as soon as he opened his mouth, Nima, the whole three views were ruined! ”

"What is a sling? Wang Da Hammer will broadcast the whole process for you, this is absolutely interpreted with blood and tears! ”

"It won't be long before I will be promoted and raised, become a general manager, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and walk to the peak of life. It's so funny! ”

In the past few days, most people on the Internet have been complaining about a trailer, and they have been amused by a silly and cute image called Wang Dazhu.

People noticed that this Wang Da Hammer is the male protagonist in the "Cleaning Little Sister and the Rich Second Generation" that became popular on the Internet some time ago, but no one paid attention to who the director was, they just felt that this trailer was simply messy, very nonsense, but there were some fatal attractions, which made people can't help but watch it and laugh!

When everyone was attracted by the name Wang Dazhui, fans from Zhang Heng's fan group created "Never Expected" post bar in Venus, and the number of posts exceeded 1,000 on the first day, so that the managers of Venus once suspected that it was a machine qì person who posted it.

Zhang Heng's fans from all over the country, after watching the trailer of "Never Expected", successfully transformed into Wang Dazhui fans, and they rushed to tell each other. They were still in the trailer, and they were pleasantly surprised to find that Zhang Heng even had a cameo!

What a trick!

Everyone was amused by the image of the Monkey King played by Zhang Heng in the play.

At this moment, the official post of Yanhai Film and Television Academy, a post called "The worst film in the history of the director department" was put to the top by the owner.

Among them, the directors who came out of the director department in previous years have been counted and the various bad films they have filmed, and several of them have been ranked.

The second worst film is Zhang Heng, who has been the focus of media attention in recent days, filmed "Flowers on the Tree", this is a bad movie It is undeniable, the results are there, no matter how dissatisfied Zhang Heng's fans are, it cannot be changed, this is a fact.

But the first bad movie is still Zhang Heng, but the name is changed "Never Expected", and the landlord deliberately mocks and introduces at the end: "Is this a movie?" Not counting, because it has fifteen episodes! So this is a TV series? Not counting, it's less than twenty minutes long in an episode!

So what is it? Short?

Please, don't insult the short film, okay? Have you ever seen such a bad short film? There is no foil, just to win attention, and there is no lower limit to the patchwork picture, and even tampering with history! ”

This kind of insult to Zhang Heng and the miniseries Chi Guoguo "Never Expected" made the fans of Tieba and Zhang Heng Tieba unhappy.

A series of denunciations in the Yanhai Film and Television Academy post bar, after Zhang Heng's fan group learned about it, tens of thousands of fans formed a group to explode, in order to stick to the country, the local students of the college were also unbearable, the two sides scolded each other, for a while, the ground killed in the post bar shook the mountains, and the sky was dark.

The deletion of the deletion of the post, the closure of the ban.

In the midst of all this turmoil, a week passed.

Finally, on this day, after all-round bombardment of the audience's audio-visual "Never Expected", it was officially launched!

……

Liu Xiaogao is a pastry chef in a four-star hotel, works leisurely, loves to watch movies, has been a VIP member in Yiku.com for a year, and has to watch movies to pass the time every day when he comes home from work.

Today is the day of the launch of "Never Expected", Liu Xiaogao, who was successfully brainwashed by the tidbits and trailers broadcast on the website, has a great interest in this so-called first hilarious miniseries in China. Knowing that today's broadcast will start, Liu Xiaogao has been in high spirits and energetic since he went to work in the morning, and he rushed home non-stop after getting off work at five o'clock.

Six o'clock in the afternoon is the time for the broadcast of "Never Expected", after Liu Xiaogao returned home, he prepared a bunch of snacks and soda from the refrigerator, then sat in front of the computer, opened Yiku.com, and clicked on the "Never Expected" promotional banner on the homepage, and directly entered the broadcast page.

The recent overwhelming publicity on the Internet, the exaggerated and weird lines, and the position of the actor have all made Liu Xiaogao's drama have great expectations, and the unusual performance method seen in the tidbits seems to make people laugh even more than Xing Ye.

Liu Xiaogao is an annual VIP member of Yiku.com, and he still has a balance of nearly 1,000 yuan in his account, which is reserved for watching good movies.

The payment method of "Never Expected" is one yuan for one episode, for fifteen episodes, and the whole drama is just a pack of cigarette money, if you have a registered account on Yiku.com, there are also preferential discounts, 9% off for ordinary members, 20% off for monthly VIP members, and 7% off for VIP members on annual fees.

Liu Xiaogao is an annual VIP member, and he only needs to spend 0 to watch an episode. 7 yuan, but only 10 after reading it. 5 yuan, which is much more cost-effective than going to the cinema to watch a movie.

Excitedly click the mouse, pay to watch, wait for the video to be buffered, and a happy tone of amusing man comes from the computer speaker.

"I never thought that it would be ...... lalalala"

Liu Xiaogao is happy, this voice has been playing in almost every corner of the Internet in the past few days, why it is popular He doesn't know, I heard that the screenwriter is a singer named Zhang Heng, his singing strength is very strong, and the songs he writes are very popular, uh, is this why this song is very popular?

The song doesn't seem to be a good thing! Liu Xiaogao turned on the soda, took a sip, held the potato chips, leaned comfortably on the computer chair, listened to the cheerful prelude while eating, squinted his eyes slightly, and began to appreciate the plot.

Episode 1: Low-budget martial arts drama.

Title subtitle: "This is sponsored by Nokoa Group!" ”

Narrator: Students, use Nokoya mobile phones, fire and theft prevention!

Liu Xiaogao was amused in his heart, thinking of the characteristics of Nokoya's mobile phone, durable, as hard as a brick, and self-defense is really good, but this advertising placement is too exaggerated and obvious!

This kind of beginning, which is different from other film and television dramas, although Liu Xiaogao can't help but complain, makes him look forward to the next plot.

In a simple thatched hut, a dull man suddenly appeared, he looked at the props in his hand, his eyes were glazed, "My name is Wang Dazhu, I am an actor, and I am filming a low-budget martial arts drama. But I rub it, it's too low-cost, right? What kind of children's toy sword is it? ”

The sword flashed.

Wang Da Hammer: "It's already this quality, and it's still flashing?" ”

The sword began to dodge non-stop.

Wang Dazhui: "Say that you are of poor quality, are you still not convinced?" ”

At this time, Enemy A appeared with a sword.

Enemy A: Hahaha! If you want to rescue the princess, uh, uh, uh, uh, step over my corpse!

Wang Dazhui: Please, can you memorize the lines first and then come up?

Enemy A: Come on! Use your trick - Jiuyang Divine Fist!

Wang Dazhui suddenly realized: It turns out that I used boxing. Jiuyang Divine Fist, it sounds so hanging. I felt a powerful force converging into both fists. My left fist was as hot as flames, and my right fist was as cold as frost.

At the same time, subtitles appeared on Wang's left and right fists.

Left Fist Subtitle: Fire Effect.

Right Fist Subtitle: Frost Effect.

Wang Dazhui: I have a big fork, what is it? I didn't even do special effects, and it was too perfunctory to type directly, right?

Enemy A: It's actually the Nine Suns Divine Fist - Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire?!

Wang Dazhui: How did you see this trick? That's a name, isn't it?

Enemy A screams: It's amazing!

Then he was bombarded with left and right fists and knocked to the ground.

……

"As the successor of Jiuyang Divine Fist, I have no regrets in my career." Enemy A is lying on the ground and vomiting blood.

Wang Dazhui: No regrets, your sister, I haven't made a move yet, I said!

Enemy A: I think of the sunset run that afternoon, my lost youth.

Wang Dazhui: Hey, can you stop thinking about these strange things?

Seeing the enemy die in a chokesome breath, Wang Dazhui sighed.

In front of the screen, Liu Xiaogao was dumbfounded, the soda in his hand fell to the ground with a bang, and they all said that the fat man has big nerves and a long reflex arc, Liu Xiaogao is a pastry chef, he has loved to eat since he was a child, and now he is 1.72 meters tall, but he weighs 90 kilograms, after he woke up, he didn't care about cleaning, covered his stomach and laughed, and tears came out.

"It's too low-cost, isn't it?"

On this day, almost everyone who watched "Never Expected" in front of the computer had a similar reaction to Liu Xiaogao, either drinking water and squirting out, or smiling with a distorted face and a throbbing stomach.

After the first episode was finished for about five minutes, the audience who laughed and cried out copied the link and passed it to their friends on social networks such as guòKK and Xinhai blog to share their happiness.

One to ten, ten to hundred, the Internet instantly set off a "king sledgehammer craze"!