"Qiu Yun, you're wrong! It's gold, and it's always going to shine! When Xiao Xingchen heard Qiu Yun say that he was coal, he always had to turn black. He hurriedly defended himself.

Xiao Xingchen thought with annoyance: If he is charcoal, then it is normal for his hair to be as black as charcoal; Hair as black as charcoal is basically normal; Pubic hair is as black as charcoal, that's natural, and if you want to turn yellow and white, it's basically after the age of fifty.

If your skin is as black as charcoal, then you will become a person on the equator of the earth! Like me, it's not a big deal if you really want to go that color! As the saying goes: black black, healthy color.

It occurred to him that if one place was as black as charcoal, it wouldn't be possible! That's Xiao Erhei! The marriage of Xiao Erhei has become a well-known and popular beautiful story.

If I'm going to become a little black, it won't be good! On the night of the wedding, it poked its head out, and that didn't scare the bride into hiding under the bed? The next day, the east wanted to know, the bride took the package, did not ask for the dowry, ran to her parents' house, and was so scared that she never dared to come back!

This is the way things are in the world, and there are pros and cons......

When Xiao Xingchen was thinking nonsense, he stared at Qiu Yun's mouth, he hoped that from her mouth, he would not compare himself to coal, and the reason was also because of Xiao Erhei's story.

However, Qiu Yun said that coal is like a flower. She said that without coal there would be no civilized human beings, and she said that without coal human beings would have to go back at least three thousand years, anyway, she said that without coal is like a blooming black rose!

"Qiu Yun, I still don't want you to compare me to coal!" Xiao Xingchen said resolutely because of the trouble of his own fictional little Erhei story.

Qiu Yun didn't pay attention to her anymore, and she set her eyes on Xiaoxue. My son wants to be poor, my daughter wants to be rich, and I want to dress up my daughter as a little flower that everyone loves.

Qiu Yun called Shao Hongyu, who had been on vacation at home for a day, and asked her to buy some beautiful clothes. It's not just the coat.

Shao Hongyu asked what size? Qiu Yun smiled and told her to buy it according to her own size!

Shao Hongyu asked the ministry if she wanted to buy bras, pants and sanitary napkins? Qiu Yun couldn't stop laughing: What do you want to do with the child who is only a few days old?

Shao Hongyu was stunned: A child who is a few days old has to be as big as me in clothes, what's going on? She had to ask Qiu Yun to give her mobile phone to Xiao Xingchen, and she wanted to say a few words to him. She whispered to him about the size of the clothes? He sued her, just do what Qiu Yun said!

When Shao Hongyu heard this, she asked Yu Blind! Qiu Yun's good fate pill, why didn't he Xiao Xingchen take the good fate pill?

Qiu Yun also told Shao Hongyu that Xiao Xingchen was back, and she was the daughter he brought back. Although Xiao Xingchen does not implement the country's family planning policy, although he is suspected of violating the marriage law, the Almighty Lord said that it is better to forgive this piece of coal, because coal is always blackened!

"Qiu Yun, what is wrong with you comparing me, why do you want to compare me to coal?" As soon as Xiao Xingchen thought that his second son was as black as coal, his heart was blocked.

Qiu Yun took Xiaoxue's hand and entered the bathroom. The bathroom of Qiuyun has more than 20 square meters. Whirlpool, shower room, all kinds of heating equipment, all kinds of refrigeration equipment, TV, computer, shampoo, body soap, fully automatic toilet, you name it.

When Xiaoxue arrived at such a bathroom, her eyes were not enough.

The two of them talked, Qiu Yun was also a girl, and Xiaoxue was still a sister Qiu Yun. Because Xiaoxue had already inquired, Qiu Yun was nineteen years old and she was eighteen years old, and the difference was only eight months.

Even so, Qiu Yun heard that there was something wrong with her name, and she didn't correct it.

Xiaoxue wanted to take a bath by herself, but Qiu Yun smiled and took her hand down. She poured water on her body, washed her hair, washed her body, cut her fingernails, and cut her toenails.

Whenever Xiaoxue wants to do it herself, Qiu Yun will always smile. Xiaoxue was puzzled, and the reason why Qiu Yun laughed in her heart was: Where is the child who is a few days old and takes a bath by himself? Other children are as old as you, one can't walk, and the other can't say, a person of your age knows what a bath is? Hehe~~~

Shao Hongyu bought a big bag of clothes and came, and when she saw Xiao Xingchen coming, she was surprised and delighted. She asked him about picking snow lotus, and Xiao Xingchen told her that she would talk about it later.

Mrs. Yu Chi went down to continue playing mahjong, and she went out with a smile. Because she got a clear message from Xiao Xingchen: the poison of Qiu Yun's Good Fate Pill can be completely eliminated within three days.

Xiaoxue came out of the bath, like a hibiscus out of the water; Qiu Yun herself also took a bath, like a hibiscus out of the water; The two hibiscus walked out of the bathroom, and Xiao Xingchen's eyes were immediately insufficient!

Xiao Xingchen thought that his top priority now was to get rid of the poison of Qiu Yun and his own Good Karma Pill. Therefore, in order not to delay Qiu Yun's translation of the "Doctrine of the Magnum Bishop", he was ready to take Xiaoxue home.

Qiu Yun reproached: "What? Stars? Girl left me to take you with you? ”

"Where ......" Xiao Xingchen took the brainwave medicine emperor, and for a while, his mind was as clear as the water in the spring mountain stream, he knew that Qiu Yun was in love with Xiaoxue, and she really gave birth to Xiaoxue because of her hallucinations!

She imagined herself to be my person, and therefore, my daughter, in her mind, naturally became her daughter. Since this is the case, how can there be any reason not to "bring" her?

Xiaoxue saw that Qiu Yun was so beautiful, so young, and so kind. knew that she had taken the Good Yuan Dan, and also knew that her hallucinations were stricter, so she was also willing to stay and serve Qiu Yun temporarily.

Xiao Xingchen knew that Xiaoxue was a smart girl in ice and snow, and Qiu Yun handed it over to her, so he was naturally relieved!

In Qiu Yun's opinion, she wants to take care of her daughter Xiaoxue; In Xiao Xingchen's eyes, it is natural for Xiaoxue to take care of Qiu Yun.

Xiao Xingchen and Qiu Yun said goodbye. Qiu Yun was taken care of by Xiaoxue, and he took Shao Hongyu home.

Shu Ruifen, the mother who was holding the book in her hand, kept smiling when she saw her son.

Xiao Xingchen's smile at his mother is always a bit fake, because his mother used to be an unsmiling person. He was surprised to take the book in his mother's hand and saw that it was the first draft of "The Doctrine of the Almighty Bishop" translated by Qiu Yun.

At this time, Xiao Xingchen understood that his mother was practicing the "Doctrine of the Almighty Bishop" indiscriminately!

When Xiao Xingchen arrived at his fourth floor, he immediately asked Shao Hongyu to call Leng Ye.

Leng Ye ran with sweat on his head, and brought the mud from his feet in the green belt to the red carpet of Xiao Xingchen's house. He hurriedly took off his shoes and went to the hallway to clean up the mud. Then I found a vacuum cleaner to suck up the mud left by my feet on the carpet.

"Master Leng, how is the medicine refining?" Xiao Xingchen is most concerned about his own brainwave medicine emperor.

"It's good, it's the same as the last time!" Leng Ye blinked and said very confidently.

Xiao Xingchen thought about it, his brainwave medicine emperor was really too important! I won 12 million by gambling on stones, why not scatter my wealth? To whom do you scatter your wealth? First of all, his two employees: "In this way, I will give each of you a bonus of 10,000 yuan this month!" ”

Leng Ye's little eyes were stunned for a while, and suddenly waved his hands and said, "No, no!" You just gave a bonus for the Chinese New Year, how can we ask for money again? Director Xiao, if you want to give us another money, we will be upset! ”

Sure enough, Leng Ye's usually slightly dark face turned pale at this time, and a few beads of sweat rolled down his forehead.

"I can't ask for this money!" Shao Hongyu said firmly. She has a point of view that what she owes to others always has to be repaid! Xiao Xingchen gave 10,000 yuan today, and when the moon came out, he asked you to touch him, do you touch him well, or don't you touch him? He told you to take off your pants, did you take them off well or not?

People say that the sun falls into the west ravine, let him kiss enough, what is that? That's a husband and wife!

"Director Xiao, my salary is high enough; I got such a high bonus before the Spring Festival, and several women in the community were so jealous that they scolded me for scolding Huai! ”

"The deep-barrel-faced woman and the Daini again?"

"It's not! The woman with a deep bucket face surnamed Xu, after you found out that she had a bad disease, left in the last few days! That Dani sold her house and went to make a fortune somewhere! I felt that the women were scolding me right, and I really wanted to communicate with them, but they all turned into squinted eyes, and I looked at those squinted eyes and felt scared......"

"Lao Leng, don't say it!" Xiao Xingchen listened to him pulling and pulling, and he pulled some woman's squinted eyes, and there was no logic at all! Originally, I was going to talk about the way of logic, you got a bonus, and suddenly you became rich, you must think about some things, for example, go to the shampoo room and find a young lady, the young lady must be indispensable...... Forget it: "Hongyu, you say, why don't you want a bonus?" ”

"From the Ancient Way: No Reactive Power ...... No Waste"

Shao Hongyu's words just began, Leng Ye squeezed his eyes twice and said: "Yes, yes, yes, I feel the same way with Hongyu, and I also mean this!" ”

"Old Leng, you don't want to cross it! Let me tell you, what eyes do you say. Call Shao Hongyu to say, you cross again! Xiao Xingchen felt that time was pressing, so he said to Leng Ye unhappily.

"Director Xiao, I'm not talking about eyes, I'm talking about slanted eyes...... Actually...... Leng Ye wanted to respectfully affirm that the eye and the squint eye are two completely different concepts: the eye, which usually refers to the organ of an animal that can see far and clearly. For example, human eyes, cat's eyes, monkey eyes, mouse eyes are inch-light, and dog eyes look at people low. And the eyes, a bit like the suspicion of lesbians.

"Oh, I said I'm cold, don't say it if you don't say it! If you say that Shao Hongyu is going to be hearted! "Xiao Xingchen wants to do the right thing now, but the more he wants to do the right thing, the more Leng Ye cares about it, he is annoyed!

"What do I care about?" Shao Hongyu from Xiao Xingchen's words. Suddenly I thought of my own eyes: one nose, but two nostrils, two ears and two eyes are normal, and one mouth is also an eye. When I think of the eyes below, there are many eyes, like a sandblasting gun—full of holes, and thus, my face is as red as clothes.

Trouble, trouble, trouble! Leng Ye saw that Shao Hongyu's face was blushing like that, and he cried out in his heart! I have also read Lao Tzu's Tao Te Ching, isn't Lao Tzu called Wu Wei? His own nonsense is purely promising. Promising and not punished by nature?