Sixty-first, Hao Lao's illness
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The rich old man snorted: "Lao Liu, it's too late for you to come, everyone is waiting for you to perform a unique job, the one I said on the phone yesterday...... Golden bell hood iron cloth shirt, hum! I don't believe there is such a thing in the world. ”
These words attracted a group of old men to respond, all blowing their beards and glaring.
Old man Liu snorted twice, turned around with his hands behind his back like a hero in a martial arts movie. Quietly took out a copper skin and iron bone from his coat pocket and stuffed it into his mouth, he pretended to deliberately carry those old men on his back, it turned out to be to cover up his action of taking medicine, only the three young people standing behind him saw it. Old man Liu was not afraid of being seen by these three people, and he also winked at Lin Bai, which roughly meant: Look at me using the medicine you gave.
Lin Bai and Miss Liu didn't have any ideas, but Qianqian was thinking in her heart: 50,000 yuan of medicine, just eat it like this? To play old man's fun? The mind of the rich is really impossible to guess.
After taking the medicine, Old Man Liu was full of confidence, strode to the middle of the small living room and stood up, took off the kung fu clothes on his body and threw them away, naked. This old arm and leg have to be taken out, it is really a little unsightly, skinny, and full of wrinkles, and the muscles are not visible, patted his chest: "Come on, bring a stone." ”
All the old men began to laugh: "Lao Liu, don't be funny, although we are playing old man's fun, we can't be too happy, be careful that you can't catch it in one breath with your eyes closed, and this life will pass as soon as you close your eyes." ”
Old man Liu knows that he wants to be ridiculed, but he doesn't care, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is a must, and he can slap his face and step on it after a while, this is the coolest routine, the old man is old and fine, and he is very good at this set, if he goes to write an online novel, it will definitely be more popular than thirty-two gongs. So he didn't talk back, but just put on a resolute face: "Bring the stone." ”
After a while, the black suit really brought the stone, and the old man slept on the ground, and the stone lay across his chest, and told the black suit to take a sledgehammer to hammer. This scared the other old men half to death, and the rich old man was the first to jump out, grabbing the hand in the black suit to prevent him from hammering: "Lao Liu, stop playing, can you still live if this hammer goes down?" I don't have many friends my age. ”
"While playing, it's useless." Old man Liu waved his hand disdainfully: "Look at my golden bell hood iron cloth shirt." ”
When people want to die, no one can stop it, and the other old men watched with tears in their eyes as the sledgehammer in the black suit fell down, and with a bang, the stone was broken in half, and the old man Liu stood up and slapped the gravel and dust on his chest, triumphant.
Just now, he looked like an old man with a sad face, but now his beard is blowing, his eyes are as wide as copper bells, and an old man almost passed as soon as his eyes were closed, so that his bodyguards hurriedly beat his chest and smoothed his breath, and only pulled him out of the ghost gate with half a ring.
This old man had indeed played with fire, and even Lin Bai couldn't help but cover his face.
"Lao Liu, your stone can't be special, right?" The rich old man has now come back to his senses, and begins to doubt the authenticity of the stone, a society that lacks integrity and reality, everything can be faked, and the old man has to report a serious and cautious attitude to play. The rest of the old men are not fuel-efficient lamps, they are all people who have been in the mall all their lives, and the thieves are so good that they immediately suspect that there is something wrong with the Tao.
Old man Liu said disdainfully: "What kind of person am I, can I fake?" You don't have a fruit knife on you, take it out and stab me, don't fake others. ”
The rich old man really took out a fruit knife, but he didn't dare to stab it, grabbed the old man Liu's hand, and carefully pricked the back of his hand, but now he can't pierce it, the back of the old skin's wrinkled hand is as hard as copper and iron. This relieved a lot, took the fruit knife with his backhand, and chiseled it on Old Man Liu's arm like a chisel, and made a clicking voice: "My God, it's really invulnerable." ”
So more old men joined, an old man on the left, an old man on the right, and an old man behind him, all chiseled on Old Man Liu with fruit knives, and the sound of clicking was like a telegram.
Old man Liu laughed: "The old man has been practicing the golden bell cover iron cloth shirt for 30 years, and he is not close to women, and now he is finally successful." ”
"Cut!" A group of old men threw down the fruit knife and returned to their seats: "Everyone knows that your wife ran away thirty years ago, and Yuanyang, who has been a turtle for thirty years, is really powerful, and the knife can't be pierced." ”
Although the old man was full of disdain, he actually admired it very much in his heart, he really had the kung fu of the golden bell hood iron cloth shirt, which was really awesome, and even looked at the old man Liu with a trace of jealousy, envy and hatred.
Lin Bai knew what was going on in his heart, but he was not interested in poking it, and he was watching it from the side.
At this time, the fierce Lori, who had been carrying a chainsaw in the corner, came over, and when she got closer, Lin Bai took a closer look, and felt that she looked cute, and her little face made people want to reach out and pinch it. But the weapon in Lori's hand is too ferocious, which always makes Lin Bai think of the Texas chainsaw massacre, so it's not convenient to pinch her face.
Little Lori flattened her mouth and said, "Grandpa Liu, let's see the invulnerability, let's try the chainsaw again." ”
These words frightened the old man Liu, although it was as hard as copper and iron after taking the medicine, but the weapon of the chainsaw was a bit excessive, it could cut all the steel bars, and the chainsaw in Lori's hand was a high-frequency vibration chainsaw specially made by Tianshu Technology, which was more terrifying than an ordinary chainsaw, and the old man Liu did not dare to let the chainsaw cut it even if he was copper-skinned and iron-clad, so he had to hide his face and leave.
Lin Bai covered his face and snickered, he really couldn't laugh. Miss Liu leaned into his ear again and whispered, "Thank you for your medicine, grandpa has been much happier since he had your medicine." ”
"Who is Lori?"
"Oh, that's the daughter of Wang Zhengyu, the boss of Tianshu Technology, although she is only twelve years old, she is a genius girl with business IQ, and she is very powerful in scientific and technological research."
Lin Bai was secretly happy in his heart: Fierce Lori, no matter how smart you are, it's useless, your father is being hooked up by a vixen in a flower skirt, will I sue you for this kind of thing? Maybe you'll have more stepmothers tonight.
The old man's music is over, and he has begun to enter the program of drinking tea, chatting, and gossiping. The rich old man seemed to have the best friendship with the old man Liu, so he came close and chatted for a while, and then asked, "Old Liu, I beg you to help me find the miracle doctor, have you found it?" ”
Old man Liu pointed at Lin Bai: "People have been invited, but I don't know if they are willing to treat you." He invited Lin Bai over to sit down, and formally introduced: "Come and get to know, this is the divine doctor Lin Bai, proficient in ancient Chinese martial arts, with deep internal strength, the ability to open steles and crack stones, Zhenyue shake mountains, and can also use internal force to cure diseases, it is simply amazing, my kung fu is taught by him." ”
This introduction was too unreliable, Lin Bai himself was panicked, but fortunately, in order to earn more repair fees when repairing computers for people in the past, he fooled people a lot, but he could barely hold on.
The rich old man's eyes were full of ecstasy, he stretched out his hands to shake Lin Bai's right hand, and said very respectfully: "I have heard the name of the divine doctor for a long time, like thunder, my name is Hao Jian, and I will do some small real estate business." ”
"Surname Hao, do real estate business?" Qianqian was startled, leaned into Lin Bai's ear and whispered: "This person is amazing, you know Longhe Real Estate Co., Ltd., right?" He is the founder of Longhe Real Estate, much richer than Old Man Liu, and Longhe Real Estate has a turnover of nearly 50 billion a year. ”
Five tens of billion? Lin Bai was so frightened that his liver was about to fly away, what is a rich man? That's what it's called! A few days ago, I was thinking about showing a few rich people to be friends, and this is a level of rich, not bad, not bad, if you can take advantage of him, it would be the best.
Hao Jian rubbed his hands and looked at Lin Bai with a little hot eyes: "Divine doctor, Lao Liu and I have been old friends for more than ten years, and we are definitely our own people." It's just that there is a small problem on the body that can't be cured, can you see if you can help...... Well, it's to help me get a cure, and the cost is definitely easy to talk about and negotiate. ”
Is there a fee? Of course it is to be cured! Lin Bai didn't ask him what kind of illness he was, anyway, he couldn't understand it, he didn't rely on technology to treat his disease, so he casually asked, "Is your illness worse or lighter than Liu Lao?" ”
Hao Jian's disease is diabetes, and the condition is very serious, now you have to inject a large amount of insulin every day, otherwise something will happen, of course, this disease is not a small problem, it is a very strict serious disease, the most depressing place is that diabetes cannot be cured, no matter how much money you spend into it, it is in vain. This disease tortures people, people don't dare to eat this, and they don't dare to eat that, if they eat a little wrong, they will have to go to the hospital, but they won't directly kill people, compared to the old man Liu's terminal cancer, it is far worse, so he didn't dare to be presumptuous in front of the divine doctor, so he could only say obediently: "It's much lighter than Lao Liu's disease." ”
"Lighter than Liu Lao's?" Lin Bai was depressed in his heart, Liu Lao is just a cold, you are less sick than Liu Lao, how can I ask for money? Forget it, for the sake of the annual turnover of 50 billion, you can't collect too little, so I pretended to look at Old Man Hao for a while, pretended to reach out and take the pulse, and said casually: "Cough!" I have already diagnosed your illness, and it is indeed a minor illness, alas, it is worse than a cold. Then 300 yuan, let's say okay first, don't bargain, it's up to you whether you can cure it or not, but I will immediately throw away my hand and leave after bargaining. ”
"Three...... Three hundred? Hao Jian was a little dumbfounded, the blood sugar tester he carried with him was more than three hundred yuan.
Old man Liu hurriedly came over from the side and said: "The divine doctor is high and bright, the living Buddha in the world, he doesn't like to talk about money to cure the disease and save people, just collect a few copper coins to be a festive, Lao Hao, don't stare, the last time God healed my illness, he only received five hundred yuan, and your illness is three hundred for three hundred, if it is cured, just bring some souvenirs to the divine doctor to express your intentions." ”
Hao Jian now understands that it is not a problem to charge less or no medical fees, just go back and wait for the cure to send someone to give a heavy gift, it seems that the divine doctor does have an ancient style, unlike the current hospital before collecting money before entering, and patients who do not have enough money to pay a deposit will directly carry the patient out of the door.
The rule of the divine doctor is to only charge a few hundred yuan to treat people, if the cure is to let the patient give some afterward gifts, I heard that the ancient divine doctors treated people like this, Hao Old Man immediately smiled and said: "Okay, just three hundred." ”
After talking about the price, of course, he had to start treating the disease, but Lin Bai didn't dare to put on human underwear in front of them, and suddenly his mind moved, he thought of a demon trick, and said with a smile: "Then please prepare a small room, hang a curtain in the middle, I am on the curtain side, Hao Lao is on the other side, and the curtains are better." ”
Old man Liu: "......"
Hao Jian: "......"
The old man was stunned for a long time, he really didn't understand what this meant, and after a long time, the two old men thought of something, the ancient imperial doctor treated Niangniang, and he wanted to hang a curtain in the middle, hanging the silk to diagnose the pulse, which was amazing, and the doctor Mo Feilin would also do this? I didn't dare to ask this, for fear of making myself appear ignorant, just like Lin Bai didn't dare to ask Miss Liu what kind of foreign wine she had in her hand not long ago, it was all out of an inferiority complex and lack of confidence.
After all, this is the headquarters of Tianshu Technology, and the two old men can't mess around on someone else's territory, so they have to find the ferocious little Lori to help, although the little Lori is young, but the person is capable, and quickly prepared a small room for conversation, hanging a curtain in the middle, Lin Bai walked behind the curtain alone, leaving the two old men and two girls here, and the little Lori also came to see the excitement, but was not allowed to go behind the curtain, and also stayed here.
(My father-in-law's recommendation votes are too few, and I was so miserable to be beaten into a chrysanthemum, so I asked for a recommendation vote)
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