There are always things in the world that people can't understand and can't be inferred by common sense.

The beautiful reception smiled brightly: "Little brother, do you think you have the ability to learn all the theoretical foundations of driving overnight?" Many people need to study for half a month, or even longer! ”

"Questions?"

"No problem." The beauty smiled: "If you sign up now, I will have a commission." I'm just worried about ......"

"Don't worry, help me get my name." Zhou Yan took out the fee of one hundred and eighty yuan for the theory test and handed it to the reception beauty: "Where is the exam?" What time? ”

"Come to the driving school before half past eight tomorrow morning, and we have a special car to take you to the Municipal Traffic Management Bureau for the test."

“ok！”

Zhou Yan quickly filled out the registration form and went home directly.

"Wanwan, will you be able to change the scene in the theory exam tomorrow?"

On the way, Zhou Yan asked.

"Don't call me Wanwan!" The Universal Scene Converter said angrily: "No problem, it can be converted into a bicycle driving theory foundation test." ”

"But......" Zhou Yan scratched his head: "Although I can ride a bicycle, I have never learned any theoretical basis for bicycle driving?" ”

"No problem." There is a sense of relief in the voice of the universal scene converter: "What theoretical basis do you think you need to learn to ride a bike?" ”

"Balance, brake, pedal." Zhou Yan suddenly understood something, and said happily: "Could it be that the exam is such a question?" ”

“youareright！”

When I got home, of course, the whole family had a happy meal, and my father also bought a bottle of six-year-old song from Jiucheng Laojiao.

"Good wine!" Dad smiled and said: "It's still stained with my son's light, for so many years, I have never dared to buy such a hundred yuan of wine - the bulk white hotel at the entrance of the alley regards me as a regular customer." ”

"Virtue!" The mother smiled and said to the father: "Now that my son has been able to earn money, when he graduates from college, what kind of good wine do you want to drink?" ”

"You don't have to wait to graduate from college." Zhou Yan said seriously: "In a few days, my contract will be signed by the starting point, and I will be able to receive my salary every day - you also saw yesterday that the salary can be 200,000 yuan a day, and you can buy it if you want to drink Moutai!" ”

Zhou Yan said proudly, feeling that his waist had never been so straight!

Yes, it is the wish of every child to be able to use the money they earn to honor their parents!

Except for the gnawing old people.

"Son......" The father looked at his son meaningfully, and said with a smile: "You are eighteen years old and have graduated from high school. It's already an adult, a man, a big man! ”

He nodded and said, "Man, you should drink!" Come on, Daddy will pour you a drink......"

Adults, men, big men!

Zhou Yan only felt a sense of pride surging in his heart, yes, now he is no longer a little boy, he has grown into a man, a big man!

Isn't it good for a man to hook up?

The boy should drink 300 cups of booze!

"Thank you, Dad!" Zhou Yan took the wine glass and drank it all: "Yes, my son is an adult and a big man!" ”

"What big man?" Mother angrily and funny knocked Zhou Yan's head with chopsticks: "Even if you are eighty, you have to call Mom when you see me!" ”

"Still." Mom nodded and said, "Eighteen, you can drink some wine." ”

"Son!" Dad's eyes suddenly lit up: "Let's make a fist!" ”

Punching is a kind of drinking order in Jiucheng, where two people stretch out their palms at the same time, stretch out any number of fingers, and guess how many fingers the other party will stretch out, and then report the sum of the expected number of fingers of the two people in their mouths.

The one who guesses correctly wins, and the one who guesses the wrong one drinks as a punishment.

"Dad!" Zhou Yan exaggeratedly shouted: "I won't!" ”

"No, you can't learn." Dad smiled very happily and said, "What does a man in the wine city look like if he can't make a fist?" ”

"Okay!"

"Please, please!"

This is the wine order, and the people of Jiucheng will shout such a voice before punching, and my father stretched out five fingers and shouted: "Seven! ”

Zhou Yan stretched out three fingers and shouted, "Eight! ”

Dad drank the wine in the cup a little depressed and said, "Luck! Come again......"

"Please, please!"

Dad stretched out a finger and shouted, "Five! ”

Zhou Yan stretched out a finger: "Two! ”

Daddy loses, drinks.

"Please, please!"

"That's not right!" Dad scratched the back of his head: "This kid is the first time to punch, is he so powerful?" ”

"Of course, how good my math is!" Zhou Yan is right, punching is actually a mathematical game.

Guess how many fingers the other person will have, and expect the other person to guess how many fingers they will have.

"I wasn't bad at math when I was a kid...... Dad said depressedly, "Come on, go on!" ”

……

More than half an hour later, my father was already drunk, and he muttered, "This kid is so powerful!" Come again......"

"Husband, don't be ashamed!" The mother said angrily: "Even our son can't play, you're drunk!" Let's sleep! ”

Mom forcibly dragged Dad to the dormitory and told him to rest.

"It's so dangerous...... Zhou Yan secretly wiped a cold sweat: "Fortunately, Wan Wan helped me change the scene......"

It turned out that when the two fathers and sons drew fists for the first time, Zhou Yan asked the universal scene converter to change the scene.

This time, Zhou Yan was doing a math problem.

- Dad stretched out five fingers and called seven, you need to stretch out? A finger, called? To win?

Zhou Yan quickly filled in the numbers 3 and 8.

- Dad stretched out a finger and called five, you need to stretch out? A finger, called? To win?

1、2。

Addition within ten, for Zhou Yan, this is not a matter!

At this time, my mother settled my father, added a bowl of rice to Zhou Yan, and said, "Son, have you considered going to any university?" ”

Zhou Yan didn't have time to answer, and his mother said to herself: "I think the hatching university is good-the point is, people say that even if you are bad in the exam, they will accept you!" ”

Hearing this, Zhou Yan finally understood why his father would let himself drink today!

It turned out that this was a discussion between Mom and Dad to let me go to Hatching University!

Knowing that his temper is more stubborn, if he says so, he probably won't agree.

Punching or something, in fact, I wanted to make my head confused after drinking some wine, and accidentally promised them to go to hatching university.

Hehehe......

Zhou Yan smiled, but he didn't break it, looking at his mother's eyes, he said very seriously: "Mom, I won't go to the Hatching University......"

At this time, he keenly noticed that there was a trace of disappointment in his mother's eyes.

"But you don't have to worry." Zhou Yan said calmly: "My college entrance examination results will definitely surprise you!" ”

"Son!" Mom smiled bitterly: "What kind of score do you think you can get in each exam for half an hour?" Can you still get a perfect score? ”

Zhou Yan only takes half an hour for each exam, of course his mother knows.

"It's really not necessarily ......" Zhou Yan suddenly laughed, he stood up, walked behind his mother, and said calmly: "Sometimes, miracles happen - it's like I will be signed by the starting point company to become a platinum god writer." Are you right? ”

“……”

Faced with her son's statement, the mother could only nod helplessly.

However, in the mother's heart, there was suddenly a strange thought - "The son said so surely, can he really get a good score in the college entrance examination?" ”

However, the idea was quickly rejected by herself.

This is outrageous! How is this possible?

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