"Good scolding, hahaha, how can you hype up if you don't scold me!"

Song Quede was drinking tea, while watching Wei*Bo in a leisurely manner, his face was comparable to the city wall, and when he saw Wang Dazhu's scolding sticker, he not only didn't care, but was complacent, thinking that his new film was hyped up now.

At the same time, Song Quede guessed others with his own thoughts, wondering if Wang Dazhui was also taking the opportunity to hype?

Anyway, Song Quede was looking forward to arguing with the new film this time, so he snapped a long Weibo blog: "Zude never dares to discriminate against gay, as long as they don't endanger the society, as long as they abide by the law, we should maybe give them some tolerance." If the director uses "power" for personal gain, and uses the name of the actor to ** some young men who are not deeply involved in the world, will it be a little selfish to do so? "If the beast is called on the premise of ensuring family harmony, it is understandable to occasionally have a few boyfriends, but if the male protagonist of every drama has to sleep with him, it means that he has degenerated into a ** and hooligan * hooligan, and all the "beast lang" who has been ruined by him will sue the people's court for the beast, and he should be punished by the law!

Called the beast, as a famous director, Zude reminds you to be self-disciplined and stop the precipice in time, Wang Da Hammer is the same as you, he was raised by his father and mother. ”

Song Quede was complacent about his micro-blog, and thought, "You are still a little young!" But soon he realized that he had met a master.

It turned out that in less than 1o minutes, Wang Dazhui also returned a few high-level micro * blogs -

"Ah, Brother Zude, how to say it, just congratulations, he can still say that he has persevered until now, he can still talk every day, and he can post something, which shows that he is very optimistic about life. What he said was replaced by a random person, he was beaten to death a long time ago, but they (referring to Song Lack and Liu Xinda) are still like this, we all have to look at it with a peaceful mind, don't discriminate, what they say and do, everyone will support it! Because this is a pleasure, that is, the purulent transformation of the central nervous system of the parvovirus, clinically called two, let him go......"

"Zude is too selfless about his work, pay attention to his body, you don't belong to yourself, your body belongs to all the drivers who caused the accident. In addition, when going out, be sure to wear a lightning rod to prevent accidents. One day, when we are struck by lightning and crushed by a car, and we scoop the corpse into the basin with a spoon, we will be sad. ”

"Poof~~"

Comrade Song Quede's face that he could withstand continuous fire from a 2o-mm machine gun was also pierced by the sentence 'You don't belong to yourself, your body belongs to all the drivers who caused the accident', and he couldn't help but spray a sip of tea on the keyboard.

He was really a little angry, and without thinking about it, he thought about a micro-blog: "From Sister Furong's "S Dance" to Li Yuchun's "Neutral Beauty" to Yang Ernamu's "Big Red Flower", and then to today's Wang Da Hammer, which of these clowns who specialize in vulgarity is not a flash in the pan?"

Maybe Wang Da Hammer can be popular until the end of this year, because in addition to this Wang Da Hammer will pile up jokes and repeat spoofs, what else will he do? Does he have acting skills? Please, a dead fish face from beginning to end, is this called acting, he has never been to the acting department, the Ministry of Culture has recently stipulated that he must be examined, I think he will probably not be able to pass the exam and should be laid off.

The bubble blown by Wang's sledgehammer will burst in half a year. Zude believes that the topic characters created by this fast-food bubble culture must wither quickly because of the lack of roots, and Wang Da Hammer will be the second Daolang in the entertainment industry, the second Yang Ernamu! ”

Wang Dazhui only replied with one sentence: "Brother Zude, dare to bet, if I can be popular this year, you will eat Xiang live broadcast?" ”

There was silence for a while

Because it is not only Song Lackinge, but also the majority of netizens with magical powers were stunned for a moment, everyone heard 'live broadcast eating Xiang' again!

"Nima, what does it mean to eat Xiang, seek connotation?"

"I don't understand, ask for connotation?"

"The people of Heilongjiang came to condole, and by the way, I asked if Xiang was a god?"

"Prostitutes, go and see, Wang Da Hammer's sticker * bar has been posted with connotation."

Many netizens quickly refreshed Wang Da Hammer's post*, and sure enough, a connotation post appeared-

Once upon a time there was a man named Li Xiang, who spoke amazingly, and one day he roared at the sky: "I'm a piece of!"

Not long after, he roared at the sky again: "Ever since I became a piece of, no one has dared to step on my head again!" “

This is the story of the great military god Li Xiang when he was a child, children, do you all know what it means to eat Xiang now?

"I'll go, I understand, Song Dazui is waiting for you to eat Xiang live!" Netizens laughed and coaxed, but Song Quede didn't know if he had flinched, he didn't want to fight, and Wei*Bo didn't reply as if he had disappeared.

So all kinds of remarks such as being seeded, not daring, going to eat Xiang were sprayed out by netizens, Song Lackinge's post * bar was swiped by ridiculed netizens, and the post * bar was turned over and over again, and it wasn't until the afternoon of the next day that netizens were still unsatisfied.

After this farce, Song Lackinge's post * bar lost more than half of the netizens, the Wei* blog fans lost nearly 150,000, and the original only 6o million fans left only 450,000.

A week later, Song Lackinge's micro-movie was released, although it earned enough eyeballs, but no one bought it, this guy's reputation stinks anymore, it's okay to play with anything else, or don't play movies.

Of course, this stinky is a little strong who can't be killed, and after a few days, he will be alive and kicking like nothing, except that he doesn't want to talk about words related to eating Xiang and a qiē and Xiang.

Song Qide is the loser, then Wang Da Hammer is the final winner of this scolding battle, and the number of Weibo fans increased by 3o in the following week, reaching 11o million.

However, Wang Da Hammer is not a good one, and there are also points lost.

Some netizens said that Song Quede and Wang Da Hammer on the bar this time are really a joy in the world. I don't know if this is the hype that the two have been plotting for a long time, but the two are at most a little joke in the lives of the people, one is more vulgar than the other. Of course, you will judge who is more vulgar than whom.

There are also media comments that it shouldn't be really scolded or hyped, I don't know if I don't scold, it turns out that Wang Dazhui still has this ability, and there is not a single dirty word in the thousand-word blog post, but Song Lack is scolded to the fullest. I don't know if this is a hype that the two of them discussed in private, so that Er and the others thought they had watched a good show. But it is worth noting that the two of them, as public figures, opened fire on the Internet, which not only polluted everyone's facial features, but also misled teenagers, which is really undeserved.

Wang Xu naturally laughed at the above remarks, he was not angry, if the other party deliberately splashed dirty water, he would scold him directly.

There are judgments, and there are strong ones.

Called the beast on a micro * blog: "Some people question that "Wan" has no meaning except for the entertainment function, and I want to refute this, "Our country has not had a correct entertainment mentality for a long time, and many post-80s generations have grown up in dogmatic education, always asking: 'What's the point of this?'" Why is it meaningful, it makes you feel, and that's the biggest significance. As long as it doesn't break the law, why should it be meaningful? I don't mean anything, I just mean the opposite. ””

He Jiong also made a strong Weibo blog: "For us who are under a lot of pressure, a good look, interesting and funny drama is the greatest significance." Half an hour of news broadcast every day purifies the mind and is elegant, and it is enough to do it once! ”

expressed his gratitude to Wang Xu for the support of his two friends, and at the same time, he also ended this turmoil with a micro-blog: "My name is Wang Dazhu!" Fortunately, I was thoughtful and made a name before the fire, and it won't be long before I get promoted and raised, become a general manager, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and walk to the peak of my life. ”

Soon Wang Xu's words came true, and he walked on the first small peak of his life, on June 5, 2o1o, Wanhe Tianyi received the income in May.

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