"Secretary General Duan?" Kong Xiangrong rolled his eyes, snorted coldly in his nose and said, "Secretary General Duan only has a woman like Bai Yadan in his eyes, how can he look down on us gentlemen?" ”

Speaking of Bai Yadan, Li Xiaoning remembered the scene in the hospital again, so he took the opportunity to ask: "Speaking of which, Bai Yadan is also an old man in the secretary's place, and he has never seen anything, why did he suddenly fall into the eyes of Secretary General Duan?" ”

Kong Xiangrong was already seven or eight points drunk at this time, and he couldn't hide the words in his mouth, and when he heard Li Xiaoning's question, not only did he not hide it, but his eyes lit up, and he leaned forward and said: "You were hospitalized a while ago, I don't know the story here, let me tell you, don't you go out and tell others." ”

"Where can I be?" Li Xiaoning patted his chest and said, "Brother, can't you believe me?" Am I the kind of guy who doesn't keep the door open? ”

"I believe in you." Kong Xiangrong nodded and said, "Although Bai Yadan is an old man in the secretary's place, she usually has no chance to get close to the leader of the secretary's level. So, she just wants to climb up, but she doesn't have a chance.

Duan Yonghong usually didn't come to the secretary's place at all, and he didn't know how his brain got into the water that day, so he ran to the secretary's place for a meeting, saying that it was to convey and implement the spirit of the instructions of the municipal party committee. ”

Li Xiaoning smiled in his heart, he knew why Duan Yonghong did this, because Duan Yonghong was trained by Liu Qifeng in the hospital that day, and he went to wear Bai Yadan's shoes, but how did it turn out to be the opposite? He filled Kong Xiangrong with another glass of wine and motioned for him to continue.

Kong Xiangrong raised his head and drained the wine in the cup, wiped his mouth, and then said: "On that day, Secretary General Duan Da can be said to be very vigorous, and severely criticized the lax attendance discipline of some comrades, the phenomenon of being late and leaving early, and having a free and loose style. He stressed the need to pay close attention to this problem, otherwise it will affect the image of our government organs, affect our work efficiency, and affect the healthy growth of our cadres.

At first, I thought that Duan Yonghong was talking about me, because I did often arrive late and leave early, but I didn't expect him to directly call Bai Yadan's name and ask Bai Yadan to make a profound written examination! ”

Hearing this, Li Xiaoning frowned and said, "This is obviously to rectify the rhythm of Bai Yadan, how did it become a white Yadan later?" ”

Kong Xiangrong sneered and said, "You also underestimate our sister Yadan." Released to ordinary people, being criticized by the leader in front of everyone, and not hiding far away? She didn't do that, and people directly took this opportunity to knock on the door of the secretary-general's office and report on the ideological work alone. Moreover, I went for three days in a row.

As for what happened in the secretary-general's office in the past three days, no one saw it, but Bai Yadan was a blessing in disguise, not only was he not punished, but he became the actual leader of the secretary. ”

After saying this, Kong Xiangrong drank another glass of wine, and said with straight eyes: "Xiaoning, I really feel worthless for you." Like me, if you don't work very hard, even if you don't get promoted, I didn't plan to stay here for long, I will have to go to the province sooner or later. But you're different, how much work you've done, we all see it, especially this time to save people, you're fighting for your life, what have you got? Half a level has not been raised. Bai Yadan, who was a person, just lay down and spread his legs, and immediately went down to 10,000 people above 10,000 people. It's not fair!

Don't think that Secretary Liu is good to you, he is good to you, why don't you take the opportunity of your great contribution to promote you? I heard that even Mayor Xue agreed to promote you to a regular department, but I was stunned and suppressed by Secretary Liu. Brother, listen to my words, know people and faces, but don't know your heart, you can't have the heart to hurt others, and you can't have the heart to prevent people. When you meet people and talk about three points, Mo Ke throws away all his heart...... "Kong Xiangrong is obviously already drunk, and he can't stop the car when he talks about slang.

Li Xiaoning was also said by Kong Xiangrong to the heart, he is also a normal person, and he also has the psychology of going to a high place, this time he only received a material reward of 5,000 yuan for sacrificing his life to save people, he didn't say it, but he was actually a little unhappy in his heart. Now that Kong Xiangrong has been reminded of the scars in his heart, he also felt a little emotional for a while, picked up the wine glass and dried it, sighed and said, "Xiang Rong, have you heard of the twelve techniques of officialdom to ascend the dragon?" ”

"What tree?" Kong Xiangrong asked with his tongue wide open.

"The Twelve Techniques of Ascending the Dragon!" Li Xiaoning said lightly, "It's about the way of officialdom promotion." It is roughly divided into two categories, one is tian hemorrhoids, and the other is the sale of turtle hand medicine. ”

Kong Xiangrong is also a top student of Renmin University, and he usually reads a lot, and he came to his senses when he heard it, "You are talking about the allusions in "Zhuangzi", but I didn't expect it to be carried forward and used in officialdom, so I have to listen to it carefully." We are now in the officialdom, and of course we must study and study the way to be promoted. ”

Li Xiaoning nodded and said, "Not bad." Both of these stories are from the Zhuangzi. Someone offered a prescription for the king of Chu, this medicine is called non-turtle hand medicine, and it can prevent frostbite when applied to the hands. The army of the king of Chu was in the south, and it was freezing to fight in the north, and the hands of the soldiers were not cracked. That's why it's called 'selling can't be tortoise'. ”

Kong Xiangrong said with a smile: "Don't talk about this tian hemorrhoids again, my stomach is already turning over the river and the sea, if you say it again, I will vomit...... It's just that I know these two allusions, so what does it have to do with officialdom? ”

Li Xiaoning sneered and said, "Why doesn't it matter? Let me ask you, what is the reward for the one who sells the medicine of the turtle hand and the one who has a mole? ”

Kong Xiangrong thought for a moment and said, "I remember this." If you don't sell turtle hand medicine, the king of Chu will enjoy five rides; For the treatment of hemorrhoids of the king of Chutian, he has to take a hundred rides. ”

Li Xiaoning spread his hands and said, "Isn't this it." Although the turtle hand medicine is good, it is useless to the king of Chu, so he will be rewarded with five rides; Tian's ass, he is very useful, reward a hundred times, must drop! ”

Kong Xiangrong rolled his eyes, thought for a while, and said, "I understand what you mean, you mean that it is better to do practical things than to be a sycophant." ”

Li Xiaoning shook his head and said, "This is just one of the aspects. In fact, there are three meanings in this.

First, whether it is a person who sells turtle hand medicine or a Tian buttocks, it is useful to the king of Chu, and if it is useful to the king of Chu, he will be rewarded.

Second, although the turtle hand medicine is of great benefit to the country, it is not beneficial to the king of Chu himself, and Tian hemorrhoids are the opposite, which is not beneficial to the country and is beneficial to the king of Chu himself, so Tian hemorrhoids are far more affordable than selling turtle hand medicine.

Third, if a person not only knows how to make turtle hand medicine, but also can thicken the skin of Tian mole, then the future is really limitless. ”

Kong Xiangrong nodded and said, "Yes." Like Xiaoning, your previous act of sacrificing your life to save people is to sell turtle hand medicine, and Bai Yadan sacrificed himself to flatter Duan Yonghong, which is tian hemorrhoids. Listening to your words today is better than reading a book for ten years. ”

Li Xiaoning drank another glass of wine and said: "Although I have just stepped into the officialdom not long ago, I can also see that the current situation of officialdom is: if you say you can do it, you can do it, and if you say you can't do it, you can't do it." Being an official depends on the words of the boss, as for what ** centralism is actually a formality, there are not so many people on the Standing Committee who have the final say? Those who have no talent run all the way up, and those who have talent who are proud of themselves will not move. ”

"Don't you understand?" Kong Xiangrong picked up his wine glass and touched it with Li Xiaoning, and said, "Actually, it's not just our country that is so dark, it's just like that. A celebrity once said that Zheng zhì is a **, everyone wants to have a leg with her, and no one wants to admit it.

Xiaoning, if I say something, don't be unhappy to listen. Society is society, and it is rich to say that the literary point is rich, and to say that the straight point is complex, and this is especially true of officialdom. In society, we must learn to adapt to society, enhance our ability to adapt to society, and in officialdom, we must adapt to officialdom and understand and follow the rules of the game here. Otherwise, you will suffer a loss after all. ”

Hearing Kong Xiangrong's words, Li Xiaoning was taken aback, secretly blaming himself for having a brain fever for a while, and he actually said so much recklessly, and hurriedly said with a smile: "Like me, I can only sell turtle hand medicine, and things like Tian moles can't be done." And these so-called truths, in fact, are the same as those chicken soup for the soul, which cannot be believed at all, that is to say, just happy and happy.

I've also heard a joke that can be summed up in the same way, and I'll tell you about it. said that there were three people to propose, and the woman's parents asked them to introduce themselves. A said, "I have ten million; B said, "I have a mansion worth twenty million. Parents are very satisfied. Just ask C, what do you have at home? A: I have nothing but a child, in your daughter's womb. A and B were speechless and left. The important takeaway of this story: the core competitiveness is not money and houses, but people who have their own in key positions. ”

After Li Xiaoning changed the topic like this, Kong Xiangrong immediately forgot the topic of Yan Sù that the two were talking about just now, and then said: "I will also say one, say one." This is called the eight ignorances of officialdom. Say that you don't drink the leader's toast, you touch the leader's lady first, the leader walks and you sit in the car, the leader talks long-winded, the leader talks nonsense, the leader takes a bath, you take off the leader's bath, the leader picks up the dishes, you turn the table, and the leader listens to the cards and you touch yourself. ”

The two were talking nonsense, Tang Fei knocked on the door and came in, and he had to toast the two of them with two glasses of wine, so the topic naturally came to the wind and snow, and he drank until nearly ten o'clock before getting up and leaving.

Kong Xiangrong was already drunk, so Li Xiaoning had to go to the checkout by himself, but Tang Fei was scared, "Brother, are you slapping me in the face?" Don't talk about today, as long as you come here in the future, the consumption will be free. ”

Li Xiaoning waved his hand and said: "My brother settles accounts, I'm a person, I don't like to owe favors to others." I won't give you the private room fee, and the money for drinks and meals must be settled, otherwise we two friends will not do it. ”

Tang Fei had no choice but to ask the waiter to settle the bill. This meal, although the two of them didn't order anything too expensive, and the private room fee was confiscated, they still spent nearly 2,000 yuan, which made Li Xiaoning's flesh hurt for a while, but if this account was not settled, he would feel distressed.

When Li Xiaoning and the others went out, the waiter stepped forward and asked, "Fei Shao." Who is that man? Do you have so much respect for him? ”

"Xue Da Shao Niu fork, right? let him beat him into a pig's head, not only was he fine, Xue Dashao also went to a drug rehabilitation center; Two days ago, he beat the Japanese guests invited by Mayor Xue again, and Mayor Xue didn't dare to say a word; What kind of status is Fourth Master Nie in Binhai, call him a brother and a brother......"

The waiter opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it for a long time.