Chapter 59: Comic Comparison (1)
"Don't!" Erica, lying on the bed, shouted.
"Ha~ha~ha~ It turned out to be just a dream, huh, fortunately it was just a dream, but how did I get to bed yesterday... And so on... Not good... Sakuya! Erica jumped out of bed as soon as she rolled over and hurriedly opened the door.
"Damn, the door can't be opened, the power above, it's really Sakiya." Erica was now at the door of Chen Xiaoyao's room, twisting the handle of the door vigorously, but the door was always closed and couldn't be opened.
"Erica."
"Lukurazia, you came just in time, there is a ban left by Sakiya on the door, you are better at this." Erica gets out of the way for Lucurazia to crack it.
Later, Lucurazia took great pains to open the door, but when they opened it menacingly, they saw a scene that broke their hearts.
There are two white objects lying on the double bed, and the scattered clothes on the ground show that the people on the bed have no clothes, and the thin bed quilt is only slightly covered with the naked bodies of the two people above, and the original white sheets are even more messy, and some red can be clearly seen above.
When the warm morning sun shines on the two white people on the bed, it looks even more sacred and warm.
In the eyes of Erica and Lucurazia, it is tantamount to seeing a desperate scene of hell.
"Ah, good morning, Miss Erica, Miss Lucurazia." Sakiya, who had just woken up, yawned cutely, and then habitually said hello when he saw Erica and Lucurazia, but today, Sakuya's voice was a little hoarse, and as Sakuya got up, the quilt that originally covered the body also slipped off, and Sakuya's seductive delicate body was all exposed, with delicate collarbones, snow-white neck, red and swollen lips, proud peaks and two red cherries with very obvious kiss marks.
"Good morning, master, it hurts." Saki Ye whispered softly to Chen Xiaoyao, who was still sleeping, with a smile on his face, and kissed Chen Xiaoyao's cheek, but because of these actions, it touched a wound in a certain part.
"Woo woo woo woo ~ ~~" X2
Erica Lukurazia and both of them looked like orz, kneeling on the ground, although both of them are yellow flower girls, but the two of them are not idiots who don't understand anything, just the human and physical evidence at the scene and some bed scenes watched in the movie (PS: Foreign countries are very open, and the cinema is open, not as strict as our Chinese control. Like combined, it is obvious to know the outcome of the matter.
"For the first time... Darling's (dear) first time··· That's it..." X2
Erica and Lukurazia burst into tears, and Sakiya's polite smile was like a myriad of arrows piercing their fragile hearts.
"Well, why are you all here, and what are you doing here?" The sound just now also made Chen Xiaoyao wake up, stand upright, and the quilt on his body fell completely.
"Poof!" X3
"Wow! Sakiya, Erica, Lukurazia, how did you all spurt out nosebleeds! Chen Xiaoyao was taken aback by them.
"I have no regrets in this life!" X2
Erica and Lucurazia looked satisfied, and gave a thumbs up to Chen Xiaoyao with their hands, and then fainted happily, while blood was still coming out of their noses.
"Hey, Erica, Lukurazia, it's okay." Chen Xiaoyao immediately got up to pick up Erica and Lukurazia, who were unconscious, and Chen Xiaoyao's actions made Sakuya spurt nosebleeds again.
"Sakiya?"
"Master, it's okay, but I hope you'd better put on your clothes as soon as possible, master... (When you're not wearing clothes, it's just too lethal.) The latter paragraph Sakuya didn't say, it was thinking in his heart.
After some tossing and turning, the originally peaceful morning disappeared.
"Don't!" X2
Erica and Lucurazia shouted at the same time, and an hour had passed since they were awake.
"Erica, why are you here, damn it, just had a really horrible nightmare." Lucurazia first shook her head and said, fortunately it was a dream.
"Well, I also had a terrible nightmare just now, in the dream I saw Sakiya take Darling away for the first time, and we thought that after seeing Darling's body and having excessive nosebleeds, the guide was in a coma, this terrible nightmare of shame, hehehehe."
Erica's words instantly made Lucurazia stunned, because her nightmares were the same.
"I didn't expect that you had the same nightmare as me, we are really good sisters and said, hehe, hehehe, he!"
Lucurazia said embarrassedly, apparently the two of them had been hit too hard, and even now they were hypnotizing themselves.
"Ah, you two woke up, you really scared me to death just now, just to see my body, as for being so excited!" Chen Xiaoyao walked over and said with a smile.
And Chen Xiaoyao's words instantly stopped the two voices that kept 'hehe'.
It wasn't a dream! X2
Sakiya, you bastard, how can we believe you, but you dare to sneak away! I hate you! X2
Erica and Lucurazia swore that they had never hated anyone so much.
No matter, since the first time is gone, then the second time must be mine, and neither can my sister, God blocks and kills God! Buddha blocks and kills Buddha! X2
The two of them adjusted their mentality in an instant, and immediately had a smiling expression on their faces, and then came to Chen Xiaoyao's side and held Chen Xiaoyao's arm with a very tacit understanding.
"Tonight, I'll serve Darling (my dear), okay?" X2
Erica and Lucurazia both had fierce sparks in their eyes now, and they looked like they were about to make a move.
"It's better for you to serve the master together, which aspect of the master is very powerful, and one person can't handle it at all." Sakuya's transmission clearly fell into the ears of Chen Xiaoyao, Erica and Lucurazia, because Sakuya was tossed by Chen Xiaoyao all night, and now he can't get out of bed at all, and he refuses to accept Chen Xiaoyao's treatment, so he can only use the way of transmission.
It's really so powerful that it can't be opened.
Erica and the two of them looked at Chen Xiaoyao with such thoughts, which made Chen Xiaoyao on the side a little embarrassed, but more proud, that man didn't want to last longer.
"Lukurazia Zola, witch of Sardinia, we are members of the Oriental Macchi Church, and we have come to learn about the aftermath of yesterday's disobedience of the gods, please be sure to inform us." It was a male voice, and the voice came in from the doorway, and if the mere voice was impossible to wear through the house that revealed Curazia, it was obviously a work of magic.
Although, the man was speaking in flattering words, but the tone was condescending, as if you answered me as if you were giving you grace.
Chen Xiaoyao frowned, Chen Xiaoyao loves his own women very much, and he is the only one who can beat or scold, if other inconsequential people come to have a lot of trouble, Chen Xiaoyao doesn't mind giving him a profound lesson at all.
"The Eastern Markey Church? Did you know? ”
In response to Chen Xiaoyao's question, Erica and Lucurazia both shook their heads, obviously they were not familiar with this unfamiliar name at all.
"Forget it, let them in first."
Chen Xiaoyao walked to the side of the sofa and sat down, not paying much attention to the people outside the door.
When they walked in, Chen Xiaoyao saw their appearances, no, it should be the costumes, they were wearing the kind of wide magic robes made of old fabrics that make people look like they are old and often seen in old movies, and they also have capes and hats on their heads, if they go out into the street, they are likely to be mistaken for cosplay.
And the two people who walked in were also stunned when they saw Chen Xiaoyao on the sofa.
"Ahem." X2
Erica and Lucurazia walked up to Chen Xiaoyao with a tacit understanding, blocking the gaze of the two male magicians.
“··· Ah, as I just said... Eh, you are... Erica Bluntree, you, how did you end up here? A magician who seemed to be the leader said in a panic.
"Hmph, magician, it's not a gentleman's job to call a lady by her name, and can't I be here?"
Erica elegantly sarcastically mocked the magician, not only leaving the magician speechless, but also asking the magician a further question.
"Wait, Erica Bluntree, did you really kill the god of victory, Veleslana, yesterday and become the new Campione!" The magician said in a frightened tone, as Erica's evacuating the crowd and knowing the time of the battle between the two gods had made them mistakenly believe that Erica was preparing to kill the gods.
For this question, Erica did not rush to answer, but turned her head to look at Chen Xiaoyao, until Chen Xiaoyao nodded and signaled, Erica said: "If it is, what if it is not!" ”
And Erica's turn of head just now was done in front of everyone, so the magician also shifted most of his attention to Chen Xiaoyao's hand, but because he was blocked by Erica and Lucurazia, he still focused on Erica's body.
"Welleslana is a god who has a great deal with the gods we believe in, if you really defeat you, then whether you are a god killer or the eldest lady of "Red Bronze Black Cross", in order to maintain the face of our association, even if it is to do our best in the Eastern Maki Church, I will kill you and avenge the gods."
"Poof!" Erica couldn't help but laugh at the two magicians' speeches, even Lucurazia on the side.
In this world of gods = natural disasters, there are still people who will avenge a god who does not obey, which is tantamount to an ordinary person who prevented the world from destroying Miè, and as a result, he was killed by someone on the charge of preventing the destruction of the world.
Moreover, through Guò's close observation just now, Erica clearly knew that the two magicians in front of her belonged to that kind of third-rate person, and their sect probably belonged to a sect that was unknown in name or even belonged to the evil sect.
"Is this ignorance or uselessness, Lukurazia, or you teach them!" Chen Xiaoyao had no interest in the two idiots in front of him at all, but because of their arrogant words just now, Chen Xiaoyao decided to teach them a lesson.
"Of course, my dear, I teach them a little bit well, and give them a profound and unforgettable lesson."
Lucura Zialian's steps moved slightly, and his mouth was full of pleasure! Yue's voice, for the first time that Sakuya was strong Chen Xiaoyao, Lucurazia was very angry, if it weren't for the fact that she couldn't beat Sakuya, she would definitely have a real PK with Sakuya, and now there are just two idiots and stupid people who don't know whether to live or die and take the initiative to send them to the door, how could she let it go.
"What? How dare you look down on us like this, hmph, I must teach you a lesson. ”
The two magicians immediately began to wave their fingers in the air with peculiar patterns, muttering to themselves.
"Alaala, you actually cast a spell in front of me, as an enemy, I really feel sorry for you."
Lucurazia said as she quickly rushed forward, punching a magician in the stomach, causing the magician to bend over in pain, then kicking the magician in the face, then kicking another magician to the ground before kicking him to the chest with one foot.
"Really, you must know that the traditional magician's melee ability is very weak, you don't even learn hand-to-hand combat, but you don't even need the most basic protection, but first think the attack spell, alas, even I have learned a little about karate, judo, aikido, Muay Thai and Huaxia's five bird plays, tai chi, gossip, women's wolf defense······ Although I can't fight those big knights head-on or anything, a little support is okay. ”
Lucurazia's words brought tears to the eyes of the two magicians, don't they know, but they are just ordinary magicians, basically spending their time on magic, like these martial arts, how can they have time to learn.
"So, as your senior, let me vent well... Teach it! Lucurazia had a charming smile on her face.
"I'll keep you on top!"
"Ahh
Lucurazia kicked a hard kick between a magician's legs, and Lucurazia was still wearing sharp heels.
"I'm not going to make you study hard!"
"I'll let you look at my darling with lewd eyes!"
"I'll let you sneak away! I'll make you in better shape than I am! I'll make you stronger than I am!······"
With a single word, Lukurazia kicked hard, making the two magicians miserable beyond words.
Big sister! Please, can't you just change the position to play! And you said that we are high and not good at learning, we admit it, but we just looked at your dear with praise just now, and we are saying, we are two men, how to talk about running away and figure or something! And if our strength is stronger than yours, we won't be beaten so badly by you!
The two magicians wailed in their hearts, but their voices were destined to be known only to them.