Chapter 0075 - Blowing Big
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Fu Tian and Huang Shaohan, Wu Xucheng, Gao Xuya, Nie Li and Di Cheng, who was nicknamed "Dakan" by them, all grew up together, they were born in the same expensive private hospital, lived in the same wealthy area, and grew up whistling at Yanjing chicks together.
He knew that these friends around him were quite disgusted with Di Cheng, but he never isolated Di Cheng, because when he was a child, Di Cheng was the first to stand up and help him, and no matter who did anything to him, Di Cheng never hesitated.
It is because of Di Cheng's righteousness that Fu Tiancai has always regarded him as a brother, no matter how capable he is, Fu Tian has never exposed him and given him a step.
And Nie Li has always been unhappy with Di Cheng, just because Di Cheng has always tolerated him with Fu Tian, the more he blows, the more unreliable he becomes, and he blows all the big things, and he can listen to it as a joke at first, but the more he listens to it, the more impatient it becomes.
Because some of the was too big, Nie Li had always suspected that Di Cheng's behavior was treating them as fools. Therefore, even if Fu Tian always gave Di Cheng the steps, he always wanted to expose him, he just wanted him to be ashamed of himself and ashamed of his behavior.
But Di Cheng never seemed to be ashamed of his words and deeds, but the more Nie Li didn't believe him, the more he tried his best to prove that what he said was true, so the two of them formed a vicious circle.
Since they met a few afternoons, whether it was afternoon tea or dinner, the two of them have never stopped bickering.
That's why he brought them to this nightclub in Yanjing City where it is easiest to find sexual encounters, and in less than half an hour, they were surrounded by all kinds of beautiful girls in hip-length skirts and open-breasted small bandeau skirts.
For a guy who came out to go to a nightclub at the age of twelve, drinking is naturally not a problem, Di Cheng took a sip of the wine in the wine glass, and slapped the wine glass on the table: "Nie Li, it's not me who blows to you, my brother met a ruthless man in Australia, I dare to guarantee that he is definitely a hundred times better than the dragon fighter you said!" ”
"You're really endless, in addition to talking all day long, can you come to something practical, what ruthless people, bring it out to show the big guys." Nie Li cut off: "Before bragging, make a draft, think about what the name of this ruthless person you said?" ”
"His name is Xiong Zhouzhou, and he is a killer!" Di Cheng's expression was very rich: "When he was on a mission in Australia, he was tricked, and when he had no way out, he directly broke into my house!" ”
Boy! The killer is blown out, Fu Tian smiled helplessly, if this grandson continues to blow like this, it is estimated that a few beauties around him will flash directly because they are too nonsense, and he will not be thinking about what to find tonight, and I am afraid that he will not have the opportunity to take the girl to the hotel. I really want to remind him that if he is smart, he should shut up early, and he will regret it when the time comes, and there will be no place to cry.
"Hey, a killer came in, what are you doing?" Gao Yunya couldn't help but squirt out a sip of wine, although he was also very annoyed that this guy was bragging, but it wasn't to the point of Nie Li, but when he heard this, he really couldn't help but want to bury him a few words, which was a bit too: "You didn't take a brick and shoot that killer to death?" ”
"That's a serious fierce man, he wants my life, and I don't even have a chance to take the bricks." Di Cheng said: "Don't believe it, listen to what I tell you!" That night, I took an Australian ** home for the night, and just about to arrive**, I was interrupted by him. It scared me on the spot, and I thought it was my girlfriend who came back! ”
Nie Li was really shocked when he heard it: "Then you won't be impotent?" What's the matter, is it a root cause of the disease now? Do you want our Yanjing girl to treat you tonight? Come on, if you don't lift it, no one really wants to go back to the hotel with you, our Yanjing girls don't like to waste time with waste, and they are all macho men present. ”
Di Cheng ignored Nie Li's sarcasm and continued: "People are killers, what can we do, we will do whatever he tells us to do." Guess what, he actually told me to close the door and come back and continue to do what I had to do with that a**. And he hid in the closet next to my bed! Oh I'll go, I thought this guy was not going to have some voyeurism and asked us to do it! But he has a gun in his hand, and I have no choice but to do it. ”
His words were listened to as a joke by everyone present, Fu Tian and several people were squirting wine, and several girls were also laughing and laughing, completely unable to close their mouths.
Nie Li wondered if this guy was really using his life to be funny? Didn't Di Cheng think that he was bragging, but that he was just expressing his sense of humor? If he thinks so, then well, Nie Li admits defeat.
"What's so funny! It was the first time I had sex with a girl in front of someone else, and I still have a shadow! Di Cheng said with a serious face: "You know, within half an hour, someone broke in again, and this time it really scared me." Five men in black came at once, all with guns in their hands, and when they came to my room and saw that I was doing that kind of thing, they ignored me, went directly to other rooms to look around, and left quickly without saying anything. ”
This ...... It's really too much of a shootout movie, right? Alas, the master and the fierce man still need to hold a gun? Du Tian smiled bitterly, if it is a master like Brother Yun, he will not know how to use a gun, their fists are more reliable than guns.
"That's when I knew that those people were here to hunt down the killer hiding in my closet." "The reason why he asked me to continue was because he knew that if his pursuers came here and saw that we were still continuing in bed, they would quickly judge that he was not in this room, and he would be able to escape this fate." ”
"You're so smart, why didn't you see that you reacted so quickly when you were a child, this can be deduced?" Huang Shaohan covered his stomach and smiled: "You are too calm and calm, it stands to reason that with your guts, you should have been scared to wet the bed, right?" Hahaha! ”
It is not difficult to see that the friends are amused by Di Cheng's blowing bull, but Di Cheng is getting more and more serious: "I'm really not joking!" Xiong Zhou Zhou is really a killer! After the man who was chasing him left, I didn't hear any movement in the closet, and I thought I had just had a dream, and the dream was too real......"
"If the dream is really so real, it must mean that you are addicted to drugs!" Fu Tian finally spoke: "Although it is not difficult to get some marijuana abroad, it is better for you to touch those things less." ”
"I'm that kind of person!" Di Cheng said: "I haven't touched those things, you are my ancestor Zhendong Xiao Mo, I won't rely on Lao Tzu's ability to take drugs and cheat my father." Of course, this was not a dream, I stepped forward and opened the closet door, and I was shocked! I'll it, my closet is full of blood! That scene scared me! ”
When he said this, Di Cheng's face was really a little palpitating.
"......" Everyone was speechless for a while, this joke is too big, right?
"He's hanging by a thread and he's lost too much blood." Di Cheng said: "My heart was soft at the time, so I called and invited a private doctor to my home, gave him first aid, and gave him a blood transfusion or my blood, we have the same blood type." After he woke up and knew about this, we became brothers, and he said that I had a life-saving grace for him, so no matter what happened to me in the future, he would be the first to stand up and help me solve it, because he gave me that life! ”
"Finished blowing?" Nie Li interrupted Di Cheng's bold words in confusion.
Di Cheng rolled his eyes: "I also tell you, this time I came to Huaxia, and Xiong Zhouzhou also came with me." I'll let you meet you another day, so I know if we're telling the truth! Come! Drink! ”
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