Eighty-fifth, sign a contract
Thank you for my love of the night, the road to picking up the festival is extremely difficult, the clouds are clear and the valley is clear, and the millennium dream is long to reward 1oo
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There should have been no one in that dark corner, but now there was someone, no one knew how he appeared there, the man was hidden in the darkness, he couldn't see his face clearly, but said in a ruffian voice: "Flower Butterfly, can the million-dollar business still be negotiated now?" β
The look of despair on the face of the flower butterfly instantly turned into joy, Xiaobai came, he had a way to live, and hurriedly said: "I can talk!" β
"It's good to talk!"
Lin Bai walked out of the shadows, he was shirtless on his upper body, his clothes were taken off and covered on his head, covering his entire head and face, and his lower body was originally wearing a pair of floor shorts, but he was wearing a pair of red underwear on the outside of the shorts, and he was kicking a pair of plastic slippers under his feet......
That picture is so beautiful, I don't dare to look at the flower shirt!
That picture is too beautiful, Brother Pudding doesn't dare to look at it!
That picture was so beautiful that Lin Bai didn't dare to look at it himself!
There was only one person who dared to look at it, and he stared at it with wide eyes, and that was the flower butterfly. She exclaimed, "It can't be. She clearly remembered that the future soldier she sent out had a fight with this masked monster wearing underwear in the Liu family's mansion, regardless of victory or defeat, and at that time Lin Bai was sitting and singing on the old street, "She has horns on her head, and she has a tail behind her...... "The masked warrior can't be Lin Bai, and Lin Bai can't be a masked warrior, could it be that he can't be separated?"
"Nothing is impossible." Lin Bai smiled and said, "Let's talk about business first, what are you going to spend a million to ask me to do?" β
Flower Butterfly woke up, now is indeed not a good time for small talk, the people in the pudding group may pounce at any time, and now the reason why they have time to say two words is because Lin Bai's shape is too beautiful, which frightened them, and when they come back to their senses, I don't know how many steel pipes will be pumped at the same time.
Hua Butterfly said: "Please help me kill Brother Pudding and Brother Dangdang." β
"No way!" Lin Bai decisively refused: "I'm not a killer, and I never planned to be a killer, it's okay to take people's money and eliminate disasters for people, but you can't go overboard, this matter can't be discussed." β
"Then change the conditions." Hua Butterfly said: "As long as you promise to make Brother Pudding and Brother Dangdang dare not come to me again, one million will be yours." β
Lin Bai is overjoyed, there is no problem with this condition, this belongs to protecting weak girls from being bullied by bad guys, and by the way, he made a huge amount of money, which is very in line with his worldview. Just as he was about to say yes, he suddenly heard Brother Pudding laughing: "Flower Butterfly, where did you find such a thing?" Wear underwear over and a T-shirt over your head to dress up as a masked person, poof...... Poofhahahaha...... And a million to protect you? Don't laugh at my brother...... Hahahaha......"
Lin Bai turned his head to look at Brother Pudding: "Don't laugh, Yan sΓΉ, my style is also forced to be helpless, I have a last resort, you laugh at a vegetable basket?" Having said that, I don't have any friendship with Flower Butterfly, just talking about business...... Of course, you have to shop around when talking about business, and if your money is higher than that of the flower butterfly, I will help you clean up the flower butterfly. β
Hua Butterfly's face suddenly changed greatly, if Lin Bai turned against her at this time, then she really called the sky and the earth to be ineffective. Against Brother Pudding's subordinates, even if he can't win, he has the ability to commit suicide, and against Shangwanghua and Xiaobai, he can't even commit suicide, so he can only obediently become a plaything.
However, her worries were unnecessary, Brother Pudding didn't know who the masked monster in front of him was, how could he have reached a high price of one million, he reached into his nostrils and dug out, dug out a huge piece of boogers, flicked it at Lin Bai, and laughed: "Talking about business?" What right do you have to talk to me about a fool like you? Lao Tzu has almost caught the flower butterfly, and he still needs to spend money to invite you? Out of a lump of boogers, please learn two laps of dog crawling, it's almost the same, hahahaha......"
Lin Bai's body flashed back, avoiding the boogers. Turning his head, he said to the flower butterfly: "It seems that I have to take over your business." β
Flower Butterfly was overjoyed: "Okay, pick me up!" β
"Sign the contract first, lest I not get paid for my work, the integrity of modern society is insufficient, you are a famous treacherous woman, I must be careful, if I can't turn around, I will become a debt collector." Lin Bai actually took out a folded A4 printer paper from his trouser pocket, which was already crumpled and looked miserable. Pulling the A4 sheet away, you can see that the header reads: "Employment Contract"
Party A (employing unit): Flower butterfly
Party B (Hiree): Masked Hero
Party A and Party B sign this contract in accordance with the relevant laws and regulations of the state and the city, and in accordance with the principles of voluntariness, equality and consensus......
The following are various contract clause items, Dou Da's bold bold characters indicate 1oo million, Lin Bai took out a signature pen and began to fill in the most specific item, his words are crooked: "Party B guarantees that Brother Pudding and Brother Dangdang will not dare to trouble Party A again......"
Flower Butterfly couldn't cry or laugh, oh my God, is it necessary to sign a contract for this kind of thing? How dare I rely on you and Overlord Flower? Unless you don't want to live anymore.
Brother Pudding and a group of flower shirts also looked at it, what kind of monster is this Nima? Doesn't he look at the atmosphere around him? Actually pouting on the ground and writing the contract, when we are clay sculptures?
Brother Pudding snorted coldly and glanced at his subordinates around him.
So Lin Bai felt the wind in the back of his head, and it seemed that something was running towards the back of his head.
The divine ability had already moved, so the sneak attack behind it was not a problem for Lin Bai, and after moving half a step to the left, he saw a steel pipe slashing across the place where he was standing just now like a slow motion on TV, and behind it was a hideous face in a flower shirt.
Lin Bai kicked back and kicked the flower shirt away: "I'll rub it, Lao Tzu is talking about a big business of one million, I have never talked about such a big business in my life, you actually interrupted?" Cutting off people's wealth is like killing your parents, and I will fight with you. Although he said that he was going to fight with him, in fact, the man was already paralyzed on the ground, and he was kicked by Lin Bai's strange feet, where could he still get up? flew a few meters away and hit the earthen wall of the alley, and the whole person was as soft as mud.
Lin Bai didn't look at the life or death of the goods, pouted his ass and continued to write the contract, seven or eight steel pipes waved behind him, and there was a watermelon knife in the middle, Lin Bai took a step to the left, one step to the right, one step forward, and suddenly took three steps back, it was simply a Ling Bo microstep, all the attacks failed, this time Lin Bai didn't care about kicking them, just thinking about writing hard, in a sword and sword shadow, the masked Mr. Hero dashed the enemy's attack, and at the same time wrote the contract with the same words as a dog crawling, this picture moved people to tears.
With great difficulty, Lin Bai filled out the contract, and then put the pen and paper on Hua Butterfly's hand: "You are in this place...... It is Party A's name signed on the back. β
Hua Butterfly actually didn't want to sign like a teaser, just wanted to say, "Master, the concubine really doesn't dare to pay the bill", but she was afraid of angering Lin Bai and not helping her, so she had to sign obediently, and then someone finally came back to her senses and slammed the steel pipe at Hua Butterfly, Lin Bai kicked the person to the wall and hung it: "Lao Tzu just said, no one is allowed to interfere with the big business of one million." β
"The kid is too arrogant!"
"Kill him, kill him!"
Countless watermelon knives and steel pipes waved over together, at least dozens of them, but as soon as everyone saw the flowers, Lin Bai and the flower butterflies were gone, it turned out that Lin Bai pulled the flower butterflies and jumped on the roof next to them with a fast degree, which was so fast that the flower shirts didn't even have time to blink. Moreover, if you can still jump from the flat ground to the roof of the house with a person, how strong do you have to be on your feet?
All the floral shirts looked up at the roof, dazed.
Finally, after the last stroke of Flower Butterfly's signature was written, she exhaled the turbidity in her chest heavily, and the nervousness only disappeared completely at this time, and she was relieved. She knows that she is now an immortal golden body, and she has seen Lin Bai's picture of the future soldier in the surveillance video, which is not something that humans can do at all, once she has his protection, no one in Shuangqing City can touch her hair.
The three temperaments of confidence, calmness, and elegance instantly returned to her body, and she once again became the flower butterfly that came out of the rain curtain with a small flower umbrella. Sitting on the roof, holding his knees with his hands, letting the wind take the long and drifting horizontally, like a girl in a flower skirt sitting on a small hillside during an outing, she was leisurely, and said to Brother Pudding with a smile: "Little Pudding, from today onwards, you'd better stop beating my idea, otherwise you will die a miserable death." You see, I have a contract in my hand, and whoever messes with me has only one way out. β
"Fart!" Brother Pudding was furious: "Get that ghost woman off the roof, and by the way, cut up the masked fool for me." β
Lin Bai stood on the roof and proudly waved the contract in his hand: "Hahaha, Lao Tzu's first big business in his life was negotiated, one million, hahahahaha, Lao Tzu is not rich now?" Hahaha......"
There is an old saying that "the villain has the ambition, and the language is incoherent", and the current Lin Bai completely responds to this ancient saying, and portrays the four words incoherent to the fullest. Hua Butterfly couldn't help but remind him: "Signing the contract doesn't mean that you have earned money, you have to fulfill the contract to get money." β
"Oh, yes!" Lin Bai patted on the door of his head, it was too early to be happy, the so-called performance of the contract, of course, was to "ensure that Brother Pudding and Brother Dangdang would not dare to find trouble with flowers and butterflies", to complete this guarantee, there would generally be several methods, such as "persuasion".
Lin Bai has always thought that he is very good at persuasion and education, so as soon as his body shook, he reached the position where Brother Pudding's body was extremely close, and the flower shirts in front of Brother Pudding were all unblocked, but he didn't have time to stop it. I could only see Lin Bai flash in front of Brother Pudding, dig a booger out of his nostrils, and paste it on his face: "Well, this is what you wanted to do to me just now, no way, I'm stingy and vindictive, I have to pay you back now, and then talk about business......"
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