102. V28 Replacement
Outside the wrought iron fence of the Dragon Baby Kindergarten, Kuang Wuwu looked at the group of children of the same age who were stupidly grabbing leather balls and sliding slides inside, with a look of disdain.
Her eyes were fixed on one of the boys, who were being dragged by a delicate little girl with a piece of candy in her hand, apparently trying to eat it, but the boy turned his head and walked away.
"Yikes! What is that? Kuang Wuwu looked up at the cloudless sky and exclaimed in surprise.
Sure enough, the boy was attracted by her cry and turned his head to look at her.
Kuang Wuwu swept his eyes so that he turned his head and continued to look up at the sky, and the boy ran to the wrought iron fence with great curiosity, and asked eagerly, "What is in the sky?" How can I not see it? ”
"I saw a UFO just now, flashing and flashing, and now I can't see it again." Kuang Wuwu said nonsense without blinking.
The boy hung his head in frustration and looked at Kuang Wuwu at eye level, when suddenly his eyes lit up.
Kuang Wuwu was originally very disdainful of him, but now he was also attracted by his bright eyes, and couldn't help but praise him in his heart.
No wonder the little girl rushed to slap him upside down, and when his expression was vivid, he was really beautiful.
"You, I remember, you're the girl on our teacher's photographic work, do you know? You're my idol! My name is Xiang Yang, what's your name? Xiang Yang excitedly stretched out a little fat hand through the wrought iron fence, looking like he wanted to shake hands with her.
Kuang Wuwu didn't want to shake hands with him, nasty stinky boy, if it weren't for Mommy, my sister wouldn't have bothered to come and see you.
"For the sake of how much you look like me, you can call me sister." Kuang Wuwu said very arrogantly.
"Hello sister!" Xiang Yang called obediently, for his idol, of course he obeyed his words.
"Well, it's quite sensible. But I have something to do today, and I need to say goodbye to you. Kuang Wuwu wanted to be captured, so he said.
"Sister, when will we see each other again? Where do you live? Can I go play with you? Xiang Yang was so anxious that he couldn't get out of the wrought iron fence.
"Do you really want to see me again?" Kuang Wuwu said nonchalantly.
"Of course, you're my idol, and I hate to be with you every day." Xiang Yang said enthusiastically.
"Cut, who wants to be with such a stupid stinky boy as you every day? Don't bother your sister? If it weren't for making Mommy happy, my sister wouldn't bother to take care of you. "Kuang Wuwu slandered.
But on the surface, she couldn't go too far, and could only look at him in a condescending manner.
"If you want to see me, it's okay, this Saturday, I'll go to the Tiantian Up Children's Amusement Park, where there is a new fun show, called Escape Room, I just don't know if your IQ is high enough?" Kuang Wuwu said lightly, but his words were full of agitation.
Of course, she knew that for a young boy of this age, the method of agitation would work better than any method.
"I can, you'll look at me then!" Xiang Yang straightened his small chest and said loudly.
"Well, at half past ten on Saturday morning, I will go to the amusement park every day, escape from the escape room, and see you there." Kuang Wuwu nodded in satisfaction, then turned around and raised his little hand with a wave, and walked away on his little short legs.
Xiang Yang looked at her distant back, panting with excitement, and her small breasts bulging one by one.
Kuang Wuwu didn't know at all, because of his admiration for her, so that her twin brother Xiang Yang disdained all the little girls when he became an adult, until he was thirty years old, he met a genius girl, so that he would not be a bachelor for the rest of his life.
On Saturday morning, Kuang Wuwu slept enough, and when he was taken to the amusement park by Shen Qiluo, he saw Xiang Yang looking around on tiptoe from a distance, followed by two big men who looked like bodyguards.
Kuang Wuwu pulled out a pair of big sunglasses, hung them on his small face, and then swaggered over.
Xiang Yang obviously didn't recognize her, Kuang Wuwu walked up to him, passed by him, and suddenly whispered: "Shhh Room No. 3, see you or disperse! ”
Xiang Yang saw that she was dressed like an agent in a movie, and she was so mysterious, she was so excited that she trembled and winked at her very well.
Kuang Wuwu walked in first, and easily entered the No. 3 secret room all the way, but he didn't expect to wait for more than ten minutes, but the stupid guy hadn't been able to enter the No. 3 secret room, obviously stuck in the secret room in front.
Helpless, she had no choice but to sigh and go back to him.
When she arrived at the second secret room, she saw that he was stumped by the number guessing puzzle, she walked over in two steps, pressed the answer directly, and with the exaggerated rumbling sound of the door opening from the speaker, she dragged his little fat hand into the third secret room.
The reason why I chose Room 3 is because there is a small cubicle here, and the stupid child will not be able to find it.
Pulled Xiang Yang into the cubicle, listening to his exclamations and praises along the way, Kuang Wuwu was happy in his heart, and suddenly felt that it would be good to have such a stupid boy in the family, so that her godfather always stared at her with disgusted eyes, and her mother always looked at her with the eyes of monsters.
"Sister, why don't we continue to escape and stay here?" Xiang Yang asked cautiously.
He knew that his IQ was indeed too far behind the one in front of him, so he naturally didn't dare to show half of it in front of her.
"Would you like to play an adventure game?" Kuang Wuwu rolled his eyes and said mysteriously.
"Yes, yes." Xiang Yang nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
"To play this game, you have to not go home for at least a week, do you dare?" Kuang Wuwu continued to seduce and bewitch him, like a hunter, waiting for the silly prey to step into his trap step by step.
"Huh? After not coming home for such a long time, aren't my dad and my grandpa going crazy? Xiang Yang hesitated.
"Since you don't dare, then forget it, I'll find someone else to play." Kuang Wuwu said without care.
"Hey, sister, I didn't say I wouldn't dare, I was afraid that my father and grandfather would send someone to arrest me back, and the game would not be able to be played at that time." Xiang Yang was immediately anxious when he heard that his position would soon be replaced by others.
"I have a way to get them not to arrest you, but only if you want to pretend to be a girl, do you want to?" Kuang Wuwu said with a wicked smile.
"Huh? Playing as a girl? Xiang Yang hesitated again, he is a little man, how can he pretend to be a girl?
"What? Do you look down on girls? Then I won't play with you anymore. Kuang Wuwu's face immediately sank.
"No, I don't look down on girls, I just pretend to be. But I'm afraid I won't look like it, what should I do? Xiang Yang immediately reacted, his idol was a girl, how dare he look down on girls?
"Don't worry, I'm sure I'll make you look a lot like you." Kuang Wuwu said confidently.
A quarter of an hour later, Xiang Yang, who had been stripped of his underwear from the inside out, reluctantly changed into Kuang Wuwu's clothes, and Kuang Wuwu naturally changed his full outfit.
Then, Kuang Wuwu took out a girl's wig set with a ponytail and put it on for him very quickly, and he put on a boy's hair cover with the same hairstyle as him, and finally, hung the big sunglasses on his little face.
Although Xiang Yang was a little reluctant, he was more excited, and this mood was the kind of excitement unique to a child who suddenly did something that could be hidden.
After the two walked out hand in hand, Kuang Wuwu whispered in his ear: "The most handsome man over there, do you see it?" He's my godfather, you just walk over and call your godfather, and he'll take you back to my house. ”
"But my two bodyguards are staring, won't they notice that we have been replaced?" Xiang Yang was terribly worried.
"Do you look at me like you're looking in the mirror?" Kuang Wuwu took two steps back and said.
Xiang Yang stared at her carefully, almost screaming.
This is clearly a copy of himself, it's exactly the same as looking in the mirror, not to mention a bodyguard, even if my father sees it, he may not be able to tell it.
"Sister, you're like a magician!" Xiang Yang was so excited that he almost jumped up.
"Shut up, you can't call me sister, now, the two of us go over, and then separate, find a family member, don't show your feet, otherwise I won't play with you in the future." Kuang Wuwu swept over with an eye knife, and Xiang Yang hurriedly reached out to cover his mouth.
"Okay, I promise to complete the mission!" He said as he put his ear to her.
"Remember, next Saturday, Chamber Three, see you there." Kuang Wuwu whispered.
"OK, you can put a hundred hearts." Xiang Yang straightened his small chest again.
Kuang Wuwu was very depressed, didn't he know that his action looked so childish? But she still has to pretend to be him for a week, thinking that she has to learn from his stupidity this week, she doesn't know how awkward she is in her heart.
Trying to make a cheerful expression, Kuang Wuwu walked towards the two bodyguards in a drag and manner.
On the other hand, Xiang Yang's steps were also very twisted, probably because he was always worried about being recognized, and he walked with his legs between his legs, which looked very funny.
Fortunately, the twins originally had many similarities, for example, at this moment, Xiang Yang, who was extremely nervous in his heart, subconsciously rubbed his index finger with his thumb, Shen Qiluo saw it, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: This thing of blood is really magical.
Kuang Wuwu was followed by two bodyguards left and right, with an average distance of no more than fifty centimeters, and she couldn't help but wail in her heart: Please, two big brothers, do you know? The distance within 80 centimeters is intimate, and the distance is there? I don't know you well?
However, there is a great advantage to having a bodyguard to follow, no matter what you want, as long as you look at it a few more times, someone will buy it back immediately and hand it to her respectfully.
So, for the first time in his life, Kuang Wuwu was finally able to eat Häagen-Dazs on the road generously.