The first update——

Poor Lin Bai was so flooded by a group of old neighbors that he couldn't even figure out what color the sky was, when he entered the cave room, he was already in a state of sleep, Qianqian couldn't hold him alone, and asked Wenwen for help, and the two little girls hugged their heads and raised their feet, and carried him into the room and threw him on the bed.

It is said that there are two major joys in life, the candle night in the cave room, and the title of the gold list, but in fact, most men are drunk at these two moments, and it is really impossible to say how happy they are.

Wenwen grinned at Qianqian and said, "Okay, my light bulb should disappear on its own initiative, you should make love to your husband." ”

Qianqian said angrily: "Xiaobai is drunk like this, what do you say about being affectionate or not." ”

Wenwen smiled: "While he is drunk, you can insult him at will, how cool." ”

"You think everyone is a nymphomaniac like you?" Qianqian drove Wenwen out of the house like a fly, closed the room, and then looked back at Lin Bai, only to see him lying crooked on the bed, his face flushed, full of alcohol, and his mouth was still smashing, as if he was reading something infamous...... This sluggish face has never been tired of looking at it since she was a child, no matter how ugly the strange appearance is, Qianqian still likes it.

Sitting on the edge of the bed, gently stroking Lin Bai's messy hair, Qianqian's heart was full of tenderness. first helped him take off his shoes, then unbuttoned his shirt, ripped off the shirt that didn't match him, and then ripped off his trousers and threw them away, and the last briefs were embarrassed to rip off anyway, but Qianqian still curiously ripped off his pants and looked inside...... Oh, it turns out that the baby elephant trunk is only so small when it is not strange.

She had only seen Lin Bai's little elephant trunk when she was very young, and since the two of them grew up and were sensible, she had never seen it again, and now it seems that the little elephant trunk in her memory, which was only a little bigger, has grown up a lot.

The shouts of the old neighbors sounded outside the house from time to time, many people didn't plan to sleep tonight, they seemed to be going to eat and drink all night, Qianqian looked out of the window, and could see that the old street was brightly lit, she smiled, and then turned off the lights, pushed Lin Bai, who was sleeping a little, to the side, and then carefully squeezed to the bed, and lay down next to Lin Bai...... Actually, it's not bad for Xiaobai to be drunk, at least, it will make her not so embarrassed and shy when she goes to bed......

When the morning sun penetrated into the house through the window, Lin Bai woke up, his braincase was very painful, the next morning of the hangover, his head usually hurt as if it was about to crack, he stretched out his hand to block the dazzling sunlight, so that his eyes could barely open a little, and his hands and feet just moved a little, and he touched a soft body......

When I looked closely, the person sleeping next to her was Qianqian, her face was lying on her side facing the other side, leaving Lin Bai with just a back, but no matter which angle Qianqian's body used to face Lin Bai, he could recognize her at first sight, and he would never be mistaken.

Lin Bai's first reaction was to be taken aback: "Oh my mother, could it be that I was rude to Qianqian after I got drunk?" "But after two seconds he came to his senses, by the way, I had already negotiated a marriage certificate with Qianqian yesterday, and now she is my legal wife. The events of yesterday slowly crossed his mind, and his mind became more and more clear...... When he reached the moment of his most conscious, he began to slowly become feverish again......

The woman I love most in my life is lying beside me, what man's mind can not be hot?

Lin Bai stretched out his hand and took her in his arms, and as soon as he started his hand, he felt Qianqian's body tremble slightly, and couldn't help laughing: "Wow, Qianqian, you actually pretended to be asleep." ”

Qianqian couldn't pretend anymore, and said in a low voice: "I don't know what attitude to use to face you, so I have to pretend to ......be asleep."

Attitude? What other attitudes? They are already husband and wife, and now at a time like this, all you need is an attitude! Lin Bai didn't say a word, and directly began to pick off Qianqian's clothes and pants, and the action was like a lustful ghost.

Qianqian laughed angrily, and then propped up her body a little bit, so that the position pressed on the bed was loosened, lest Lin Bai couldn't take off her clothes for a long time.

Qianqian's delicate body Lin Bai is not a stranger, in fact, from childhood to adulthood, Lin Bai has seen it many times, but it is the first time to be able to play with it in his arms, his breathing is very short, and the blood flows quickly, in fact, Qianqian is the same, both of them urgently need each other, and they don't need too much guidance and entanglement, and the two of them naturally came to that point, however, ...... When Lin Bai's little friend had just entered a warm place...... His body shuddered, and then he retreated limply......

"What's wrong?" Qianqian Daqi.

Lin Bai smiled bitterly: "Damn, I'm too excited, so ...... I was killed in seconds! ”

The more you love someone, the more excited you will be when you caress them, and the more sensory stimulation you will get, and the result is usually ...... When you are OOXX with the person you love the most, you will have the shortest time to hold on, and when you are OOXX with someone you don't love, you will have a long time to hold on.

Unbelief? You look for a picture of a female orangutan and look at it, see if you can masturbate it......

Qianqian looked at Lin Bai for a while, and suddenly laughed out loud: "It's okay, don't be upset, the coming day is long, and it's okay to have a shorter time for the first time...... It will be fine later. ”

Lin Bai hit his head on the bed: "Lose people!" Men can do anything, but they can't be fast. ”

"It really doesn't matter!" Qianqian hugged Lin Bai tightly: "Since I was a child, you have lost a lot of people in front of me, what does it matter if you have more?" ”

As soon as the two of them said this, they suddenly heard a "boom" sound, and the door of the room actually fell, and a bunch of girls fell in with the door panel, stirring up a cloud of dust. Wenwen, Flower Butterfly, Miss Liu, Blood Phoenix No. 2, No. 4, Fierce Lori, Jin Qiaoqiao, Yunjuniper Flower Demon...... Even the flat-chested policewoman or something was among them, it turned out that this group of girls were all crowded outside the door eavesdropping, and when they heard the key, everyone pressed forward hard, and as a result, the door panel was overwhelmed and squeezed over......

The girls got up from the ground, patted the dust on their bodies, covered their mouths and smiled: "Ahem, don't worry about us, you go on...... Ahem......"

Lin Bai was furious: "I'm rubbing, is there a mistake?" You're eavesdropping outside? ”

Flower Butterfly snorted, "You know the custom of 'listening room', right? It is natural and reasonable for us to eavesdrop outside, and according to legend, on the wedding night, no one listens, and it is hindered. Let's listen to the room to give you face and help you have a baby. ”

Lin Bai: "......"

After Hua Butterfly finished saying a high-sounding reason with a straight face, she suddenly laughed out loud again, laughing breathlessly, holding her stomach and laughing: "I'm laughing to death, Xiaobai turned out to be a three-second man, and he foamed at the mouth as soon as he entered...... Hahahaha...... No, I'm dying laughing...... Laughing to death......"

Lin Bai's face suddenly began to turn purple, Nima, what men are afraid of is that this kind of thing is not powerful, and what they are most afraid of is that they will be known by others if they don't give their strength. At this time, he suddenly envied Long Aotian, Long Aotian in the novel is the most powerful in OOXX, the ten women of the night are not down, and he casually makes several women orgasm and can't get out of bed, one woman is not enough to serve him, he needs dozens or hundreds of women to wait together, and he can make all the women unable to get out of bed...... Long Aotian, Long Aotian, we are all protagonists, why am I not as good as you?

At this time, the stigma must be washed away, Lin Bai jumped up and shouted: "Meow, don't go, you cover the door panel, go out to listen again, I and Qianqian will come again, this time it will be long enough." ”

Qianqian was so ashamed that she couldn't see anyone, opened the zipper on the quilt cover, got herself into the quilt cover, said nothing, and said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about?" With so many people listening outside, how could they still come? You...... You get out of here...... Rise and shine! ”

"No, I have to do it again, or I'll be nicknamed the Three Seconds Man." Lin Bai screamed: "That time just now really doesn't count, now do it again, I promise to play well." ”

No one pays attention to her, Qianqian is dead or alive and refuses to come again, and the girls are not interested in listening to the room anymore, anyway, the so-called listening room is to deliberately catch the groom and the bride's troubles, and use it as a joke after dinner, now the biggest joke has been started, what is the need to listen to it again?

Wen Wen ran to the middle of the old street and stood still, laughing loudly: "Outside the nickname, Lin Bai's first wedding night, he didn't even hold on for three seconds to disarm, hahahaha......"

Fierce Lori took a gong and struck it next to her, shouting as she knocked: "In the future, please call Dad a three-second man!" The Flash! ”

"Hahahaha!" The laughter of the old neighbors came from all corners of the street.

Lin Bai felt that he couldn't live anymore, so he just wanted to find a black cloth bag to put his head in.

After a long time, the neighbors laughed enough, only to see Uncle Zhang come over and pat him on the shoulder, and said in a low voice: "Xiaobai, don't be discouraged, don't look at the neighbors laughing at you, in fact, no one really looks down on you, you know, your Uncle Zhang and I didn't last three seconds for the first time back then." ”

Old man Qi also came over and said in a low voice: "Hey, more than sixty years ago, the first time I and my daughter-in-law had that was the end. ”

Even Aunt Qin's thin bamboo pole husband ran over and whispered to Lin Bai: "Uncle, I was even more miserable back then, what happened when I first arrived at the door...... Angered my mother-in-law half to death......"

The men sighed and comforted each other, and sighed: "So, it's not your fault, it's all too innocent!" Men shouldn't be too innocent, they should spend all day drinking, soak more girls, and sleep with more women, so that they can be exercised. ”

As soon as she said this, Aunt Qin appeared with a spatula, her thin bamboo pole-like husband was suddenly scared half to death, and ran away, Aunt Qin waved the spatula angrily in the back, shouting: "Goddamn bastard, stop, there is a kind of don't run ......" R1152