Chapter 170: I Just Want to Spend Christmas With You
My name is Yu Xiaoyu, and I am a professional actor who graduated from the Department of Art Performance.
Although I claim to be a professional actor, but in fact it is just what people often say, the most important scenes I do are the corpse of Little Japan, because Little Japan, who dies tragically in the filming center every year, the corpse is in a line, and it can circle the earth for several weeks, and I heard that it is even more powerful than that beautiful milk tea.
So, the role of Little Japanese Corpse is very short of manpower, and this is also the role I am most likely to receive.
Of course, there is no way to cope with daily expenses by only playing the corpse of Little Japan, and only playing the same type of role will not help me hone my acting skills, it will only make my acting path narrower and narrower.
Therefore, I also do a lot of part-time work, such as playing the underworld to go to the financial company to ask for accounts, such as playing the role of a father to hold parent-teacher conferences for children, which makes my acting skills mature day by day, and I can also earn some money to supplement daily expenses.
I am confident that one day, I Yu Xiaoyu will become a real big star and will definitely be able to make a splash in the entertainment industry.
It's been almost two weeks since I've been offered a job to earn extra money, and today a friend introduced me to a job and asked me to pretend to be a little hooligan and flirt with beautiful women.
Hmph, what years have it been, and there are still men who use such old-fashioned heroes to save beauty, don't people have a little creativity now? This year, I've played the role of a hooligan and a beautiful woman seven times, but there is no real director who asked me to play such a role.
When I met the owner, I was shocked. The person who takes care of me is not a old man, but a beautiful and surprisingly beautiful woman, and my Yu Xiaoyu is also a professional actor after all. Although she is not popular, she has seen many beautiful female stars in the film and television base, but this woman is more beautiful and temperamental than that female star, and people who watch it can't take their eyes off it at all.
Although it is still a scene of a hero saving a beauty, it is the first time for me to play such a scene where a beauty invites a hooligan. That's a bit of a novelty, isn't it?
Specialized...... I want to be professional...... Although this woman is very beautiful, she once enters the role. I Yu Xiaoyu must be professional, who made me a professional actor.
The beauty has already designed the script, let me read each step carefully, and said it a few times so that I must remember it accurately. Don't make any mistakes.
What kind of person am I Yu Xiaoyu, I am a professional actor, I have played countless little Japanese corpses, and I have never been a professional actor, how could I make a mistake, beauty, you really underestimate me.
What the? Will the hero save the beauty of the actor still do some kung fu? What martial arts school you graduated from? How many years have you been a soldier? What merits have you made? Is there any Tao level?
Oh, I didn't graduate from a martial arts school, and I didn't serve as a soldier, but I was a white belt in extreme vacuum karate.
Beautiful boss. It's not that I, Yu Xiaoyu, boast about myself, in order to be able to expand in the showbiz in various directions in the future, and to be able to receive kung fu movies in the future. I insisted on exercising every day, no matter how busy I was at work, I had to run to the square at half past seven every night, and try my best to dance the square dance with the aunts for two and a half hours.
I am now the leader and coach of the square dance troupe, and I have been driving eight old ladies square dance troupes to lead the dance for them in two and a half hours. The face is not red or panting, AAA+ movements. Able to do seven in a row without panting.
Don't worry, isn't it just waiting for him to come, I'll pretend to be forced back by him and escape from the side stairs, you can rest assured, the leg strength I practiced in eight square dance troupes in a row is not fake, Liu Xiang can also run on the railing, you let him dance the square dance and try to run with me, I threw him and couldn't even eat my butt ashes.
You can rest assured, I am a professional actor, and I promise that I will not let him see the flaws.
I agreed on the details of the plan with the beautiful boss, and within two days, the beautiful boss called, and finally I had the opportunity to perform.
I can get 2,000 yuan for an appearance fee for one performance, which is a big sale for me, I have to work hard to perform well, and I can't live up to the highest appearance fee in my life.
After the identification of the beautiful boss, I observed the target from a distance, and it looked like an ordinary office worker, that is, not as handsome and stylish as a male star, and not as powerful as those strong men from the martial arts class, and I don't know how the beautiful boss could fall in love with such an ordinary guy, and he didn't hesitate to pay for someone to play the role of a hero to save the beauty, and he didn't know what virtues his ancestors had accumulated, so he could report such a good thing to him in this life, why couldn't I Yu Xiaoyu encounter such a good thing? Could it be that there are too many bad eggs from my ancestors, and I was born to pay off my debts?
Forget it, no matter what, I have to be professional, he is the actor in this scene, no matter how ordinary and ordinary he is, as long as he is the actor, I have to be a good green leaf and a good foil, which is the morality of a professional actor.
As planned, I was dressed neatly today, and the beautiful boss also lent me a set of clothes, saying that I wanted to play the role of a rich hooligan young master, and I have not yet challenged such a rogue role, and today is also the first time, I have to work hard.
First followed the beautiful boss to show her face in front of the man, and then the show finally began, we waited on the balcony, and the beautiful boss called the man.
I'm rubbing, this beautiful boss has good acting skills, standing there talking alone, but the voice is more miserable than the little daughter-in-law who was caught and thrown on the bed, I haven't done anything yet, I feel like I'm really not a fucking thing, this acting is too good, it's a pity not to go to the showbiz exhibition.
The beautiful woman was there with her mobile phone watching, and she didn't know how she installed the camera in the corridor, and soon saw the man running to the door on the roof.
The beautiful boss gave an order, I took a deep breath, shouted one in my heart, and instantly entered the role of professional actors, Ximenqing, Jia Baoyu, Edison Chen, and Pan Jinlian instantly got on their bodies.
Although I can't see my appearance now, I know that with my professional-level acting skills, my current appearance must be as much as *as much* as I am, and as filthy as I am.
There's no way, who made us a professional actor, although I am a long jade tree in the wind, flowers blooming, and cars in cars, but we don't want to act like anything, now I am a peerless great*.
Looking at the frightened appearance of the beautiful boss, my heart suddenly fluttered, this acting is better than mine, I haven't even touched my hand yet, tears are already rolling in her eyes, and professional actresses are not as fast as you.
No matter, I'm big now*, the male protagonist is about to come up, I have to catch the female protagonist before he rushes out the door.
Boom!
The time point was a little late.,The male protagonist came faster than I expected.,I'm just setting up the frame here.,The hand didn't touch the heroine's shoulder by a centimeter.,The male protagonist over there has already kicked the door open.。
Hmph, it's really unprofessional, and I can't match it with time.
Pretending to be frightened, he turned to look at the male protagonist who rushed out of the door.
Nima! Doesn't it mean it's just a karate white belt? How did he run so fast, it would have to be more than 20 meters from the door to here, how could I just turn my face and rush in front of me.
Seeing the fist enlarged in his eyes, Yu Xiaoyu wanted to dodge with his eighth-level square dance strength, but the other party's level was obviously higher than him, judging by the level of the square dance, if the other party was level eight, the other party would be the twentieth level square dance, and he also turned on the accompaniment of the subwoofer, compared to himself, he was just an eighth-level combat power scumbag with the color screen text version of the radio, how could he avoid the other party's angry blow.
Boom!
Yu Xiaoyu only felt a huge force hit his stomach, and the whole person flew up as if he had been hit by a train.
Yu Xiaoyu flew in the air, still did not forget his role, and made expressions such as surprise, horror, incredible, and disbelief to facilitate the director to give a close-up and set off the hero's mighty and domineering.
Boom!
Yu Xiaoyu fell to the ground hard, feeling his consciousness blurry quickly.
Director...... It's not the same as the script...... Ah......" Yu Xiaoyu was still thinking that the actor in the script did not have such a high combat effectiveness, but he had already fainted.
"What's going on?" Li Muleng looked at Tang Xien and the man who fell to the ground and fainted, and the man's last words made him probably understand what was going on.
"I ...... You...... Don't talk about it, send him to the hospital. Tang Xien knew that Li Mu knew how to do some kung fu, but she had seen Li Mu shoot before, and his skills were not bad, but his strength was too weak, so as not to seriously injure people or something, and Li Mu's body was not good, and he didn't run fast, so he shouldn't be able to catch up with Yu Xiaoyu, but who knew that it would become like this, seeing Yu Xiaoyu lying on the ground, his body twitched, and the corners of his mouth overflowed, seeing that he had more air in and less air.
"You...... Fooling around......" Li Mu suddenly fully understood, angry and funny, he was worried about Tang Xien in his heart, he was already in a hurry, what kind of proportion was there to start, how could Yu Xiaoyu withstand the top ten points of combat power among human beings.
Fortunately, Yu Xiaoyu's body is indeed hard and good enough, and if he changes to a big young master who really eats, drinks and has fun in the office, he may be killed with one punch.
Li Mu hurriedly called an ambulance and sent Yu Xiaoyu to the emergency room.
"You say, how can you do such a thing?" Outside the emergency room, Li Mu said with a wry smile after listening to Tang Xien explain what happened.
"I didn't expect it to be like this." Tang Xien didn't know what to say for a while, this plan was too unsuccessful.
"What the hell are you doing here? Is it fun to play me? Li Mu said with a calm face, but as soon as he finished speaking, he saw that Tang Xien's tears had unstoppably falling from his eyes, and his heart suddenly softened: "I didn't mean that...... I ......"
"Woo......" Tang Xien suddenly threw herself into Li Mu's arms, sobbing and said, "I just want to spend Christmas with you, is this also wrong?" (To be continued)
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