Wu Zhen was dizzy by Zhang Qiusheng. Nima, my family has to drive a car for half a day? In half a day, you can drive a car from Beijing to Shandong! Wu Zhen was just about to refute, but he was suddenly shocked, no, you must not let this kid run with his thoughts. This kid has always been good at circumambulating people, and if you don't go around, you will fall into his trap.

Wu Zhen patted his head and asked calmly: "Lao Zhang, don't go around, say anything directly." We buddies can talk about everything. ”

Zhang Qiusheng continued to pretend to be pitiful: "I don't go around." I just find it too difficult to find a girlfriend. Poor childhood sweethearts who have watched since I was a child kicked me, how difficult do you say it is for me to find a girlfriend? ”

This is true. Why is this Lin Ling so short-sighted! You kicked Zhang Qiusheng, this kid doesn't matter, but now he is making trouble for us, what do you tell us to do? Doesn't that give us a headache?

Zhang Qiusheng was poor and said to Wu Zhen: "So, you have to give me another ring, I want to give it to my girlfriend." Where is my girlfriend? I'm all about this, whoever is my girlfriend will give her an engagement ring! You can't all sing husband and wife and return home, so leave me alone to be a lonely old man. ”

It's all about it. Knowing that this kid was messing around, Wu Zhen still took out his extra one and handed it to Zhang Qiusheng. I was ashamed of him in my heart, but when I took out this ring, I felt much more relaxed.

Zhang Qiusheng took the ring and said, "Yes, this thing is indeed a must-have product for home travel, murder and arson, rape, robbery and robbery." ”

Wu Zhen thought that Zhang Qiusheng would say some words of thanks next, or continue to fart and scold the two elders. But after Zhang Qiusheng put the ring on his hand, he suddenly asked the four boys without a head: "You say, if the women on the street are all over the street, what will they wear, that, what will the open crotch pants look like?" ”

Well, women, open crotch pants? The four boys didn't understand, only these two key words were churning in their heads. These two words are nothing apart, if they are combined, it will make a man's adrenaline rush and hormones surge. Nima, Lao Zhang, your thinking is jumping too fast, let's play the big shift, we didn't hear clearly, you say it again.

Zhang Qiusheng said nervously: "You say, suppose, from now on, women suddenly become popular to wear open crotch pants. You know there's no reason to be popular, and no one can stop it.

If you think about it, look at it, the white ass on the street are full of beautiful women in open crotch pants. Do your eyes bloom? Be careful, will your liver tremble? ”

The four boys involuntarily looked down the street, and the women's pants were all neat, not to mention that the open crotch pants didn't even have a small hole.

For Zhang Qiusheng's crazy or nervous behavior, Wu Zhen generally ignored it, and he couldn't talk to this kid.

But Wu Zhen ignored the three goods in the first class of high school, Li Mantun said with a smile: "If the women all wear open crotch pants, of course it is good." It's okay, let's take a small bench, make a cup of tea, sit on the road, and look at the street. ”

Sun Buwu was not far behind and said: "Yes, yes, that's called a street full of white butts." However, this is impossible, and it is impossible for women to wear open crotch pants for another hundred years of social development.

Don't dream about autumn! If you should pick up a girl, you will pick up a girl, and if you should harm a woman from a good family, you will harm a woman from a good family. You're not going to prostitute, are you? ”

Zhang Qiusheng was unhappy when he said this, and shouted: "What kind of prostitution? Am I that kind of person? My old Zhang girlfriend is all over the world, can I go to **? "Then you just said that Wu Zhen is handsome and rich, you are ugly and poor, and you yourself said that you can't find a girlfriend!

Zhang Qiusheng put on a posture that couldn't explain the reason with you people, and said: "That's to say that I don't lack a blind girlfriend, and it is really difficult to find a girlfriend who is a wife, first of all, my mother-in-law can't pass that level." ”

Wu Zhen also put on a contemptuous posture and said: "You can't find a girlfriend, so you expect all the women on the street to wear open crotch pants?" ”

Zhang Qiu said wrongly: "Why do you tell me to look forward to it? It's there right now! ”

The four boys looked up and down the street, hoping to find a woman who was even gone. No, it can't be, it's going to snow soon, and the women on the street are all dressed tightly. Japanese middle school students wear miniskirts even in winter, but women should still keep warm.

Now even Wu Zhen, an honest man, can't help it, you are teasing our buddies. Dude is so busy, I still take the time to meet you before I go home. You don't have the heart to tease us, Wu Zhen said: "Lao Zhang, don't bring this." It's okay, don't be open to buddies, there are still 10,000 years before the days when women wear open crotch pants and run around the streets. Thinking half a step ahead of others is a giant, and one step beyond is a madman. You are not one step or two, but tens of thousands of steps. Go home and wash and sleep, don't think about these things all day long. ”

Zhang Qiusheng felt that he had been wronged, and asked loudly: "There are people who sell them in the store, are there people who buy them?" ”

Wu Zhen nodded and said, "Yes, is it possible that you want to open an open crotch pants shop?" ”

Zhang Qiusheng ignored Wu Zhen's sarcasm, and asked again: "Do you want to wear it after you buy it?" Is it possible to accidentally run into the street if you wear it? ”

Wu Zhen still nodded and said, "Of course." I bought it just to wear it, but did I buy a pair of pants to use as a cloth to go home? If you wear it, you may not be able to go on the street. I've seen women on the street in pajamas. ”

Zhang Qiusheng patted Wu Zhen on the shoulder and said, "That's right, it shows that your brain is still normal." If you look at the shop behind it, don't you just sell open crotch pants inside? ”

The four boys were originally facing the street and waiting for Zhang Qiusheng, so they naturally had their backs to the store. Hearing Zhang Qiusheng say this, he hurriedly looked back and saw that there was a sex toy store behind it.

To be honest, this sex toy store is much more well-behaved than the family planning or sex stores that fill the streets in China. But at that time, there were no such shops in the country, so this store shocked the boys.

There are really open crotch pants for sale, and there are all kinds of long, short, red, green, black, and purple flowers. There are so many other things that make these boys dizzy. Nima, these things can also be taken out and sold?

Damn, little Japan is really perverted. But we guys like it! If you continue to pervert, the beautiful ideal of a white ass in the city is just around the corner!

Five big boys entered the store thieves, staring at all kinds of sex toys, imagining what it would be like to use them.

Zhang Qiusheng suddenly found a fluffy thing pasted on the container, and he couldn't understand the Japanese explanation, but he could guess that it was fake chest hair. Immediately beckoned the salesperson to come over, gesturing and saying that he wanted to buy one. Then point to your back and ask if there is any back hair? The salesman nodded and said yes and bought one too.

Those four were originally just looking at the long-term knowledge, and they didn't plan to shop here. Seeing that Zhang Qiusheng actually bought two furry things, he had to ask clearly, what is the use of you buying this thing?

Zhang Qiusheng said triumphantly: "Chest hair and back hair! Think about it, will spring be far away from summer? In the summer, we are shirtless, our chests and backs are full of hair, how powerful is that, how stylish is that? These days, the little white face is outdated, and now it's cool. Our guys have fluttering chest hair, do you say it's cool? ”

Before Zhang Qiusheng finished speaking, Wu Zhen paid for one for chest hair and one for back hair. He has enough of being a little white face, and of course he will not let go of the opportunity to change his image. Li, Sun, and Song are good and don't learn, and they are the most energetic about these things that are not in tune. They all paid for one set of money.

The five of them were paying for the goods, and they were very busy. Suddenly, I heard two crisp voices, and one asked, "What are you doing?" The other scolded directly: "Phew, it's shameless!" ”

It turned out that Wu Yan and Li Xiuying came. The two of them just went into the mall to sweep the goods, and when they made the payment, they found that they didn't have enough money on them, so they ran out to find these boys to pay. only to find that the boys are all gathered in such boring stores. Of course, the two girls had to jump to their feet and scold.

Zhang Qiusheng was the first to buy, and his things had already been put away. Wu Zhen and the others were inspecting the goods, and when they heard the scolding, they immediately panicked and stuffed things into their bags. Wu Yan and Li Xiuying didn't see what they were buying, but they were definitely not buying anything good in such a store.

Wu Yan had never seen his brother so wolf. Wu Zhen, who has always been calm, was much more flustered than the three old fritters of Li, Sun, and Song at this time. Wu Yan looked at the heartache in his heart, and said softly: "Hurry up and help us pay, it's in the store next door." The boys ran out in a gust of wind and rushed to pay for the two girls.

Zhang Qiusheng also wanted to go out, but Wu Yan and Li Xiuying stopped him. Want to run? No way! The culprit is you! Li Mantun and Sun Buwu don't talk about it, they are not good things. But Wu Zhen and Song Nianren are definitely brought by you Zhang Qiusheng! If I don't teach you a lesson today, it will be difficult to get out of my heart.

However, it is too difficult to teach Zhang Qiusheng a lesson with the subtle deeds of Wu Yan and Li Xiuying. Before the two girls could speak, Zhang Qiusheng spoke first: "Why are you two stopping me?" If you want to stop it, you have to stop Lao Wu! He's the boss, and he's the one who brought us in. I am the fourth deputy leader of the five-person group, which is actually the last in the ranking. The big ones don't take the small ones to learn well. ”

Wu Yan stomped his feet angrily and scolded: "Nonsense! My brother had never been in such a filthy place before! ”

Zhang Qiusheng looked at Wu Yan with a sneer, and said, "I used to have no place for him to enter if I wanted to, and there was no such store in China, how could he enter?" Do you know where your brother has been in Russia? "Anyway, Lao Wu is not there, so he can plant as much as he wants. Old Wu, don't blame me, it's your sister who is too powerful.

Wu Yan was so angry that he stomped his feet again and again, scolding: "Release, release, let you stink, stink," Wu Yan couldn't swear, and his angry little feet stomped even more.

Zhang Qiusheng kindly helped her: "Fart, let go of your stinky shit!" Are you going to scold me for this? ”