Chapter 6 Who Scarce You Eat
Nie Yu had a black line on his forehead, glared at Fang Hong, and said, "Do you really want me to disappear so much?" ”
Fang Hong clenched his fists and covered his mouth and coughed twice: I know you still ask?
I just thought to myself, but I didn't dare to say it.
Looking at the big bag and small bag that Nie Yu was carrying in his hand, there were vegetables, meat and condiments, it was estimated that he could stuff his own Xiaoice box, and couldn't help but shout: "Is there a mistake!" You don't really plan to stay here for long, do you? ”
"Stay on your head!" Nie Yu glanced at Fang Hong and said disdainfully: "Who cares about your kennel!" ”
Fang Hong didn't know why: "Then ...... you are?"
"That ......" Nie Yuqiao's face was hot, and she lowered her head and said, "You took me in for one night, and you healed my foot, so I want to thank you for making you breakfast before leaving."
"That's it?"
"And what else do you want?"
Fang Hong asked cautiously, "What happened that morning......
Nie Yu was stunned for a moment, and then his face turned from white to blue, from blue to red, from red to black, until dark clouds covered his face and smoke came out of his head.
Throwing the big bag in his hand, he grabbed Fang Hong's collar with both hands and roared: "What do you bastard want to say?" Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you right away? Believe it or not? ”
Fang Hongna dared to say more!
"Don't mention that again, let alone anyone else, or I'll kill you!" Nie Yu pushed Fang Hong away, lifted the big bag on the ground and walked into the kitchen, and soon there was a clangling sound of chopping vegetables inside.
"That bastard, it seems that I really wish I could go quickly, am I so annoying......" Nie Yu was chopping vegetables, but the scene when Fang Hong helped her treat her foot injury involuntarily came to mind.
The kind of concentration and rigor that is completely selfless, and the eyes that are as deep as the starry sky of the universe, this is like two people who are usually chattering with gods.
What kind of person is he?
"Ouch!" Suddenly there was a sharp pain, it turned out that the finger was cut, the wound was quite deep, and the blood kept gushing out.
"What are you doing so loudly?" Fang Hong walked in and asked.
With tears hanging from the corners of his eyes, Nie Yu raised his injured finger and said hurriedly: "I cut my finger." ”
Fang Hong complained: "Knowing that you are clumsy, don't learn how to use kitchen knives." ”
Nie Yu suddenly became angry: "Is it time to talk about this?" Get me a hemostatic patch! ”
Fang Hong looked at the wound and said very calmly: "The wound is too deep, the hemostatic patch is useless." ”
Nie Yu scolded: "The hemostatic patch is useless, is it useful for you to watch me bleed like this?" ”
"What a fuss." Fang Hong grabbed Nie Yu's hand, and pressed his thumb on her tiger's mouth, that is, Hegu acupoint, lightly a few times.
God, after only a few seconds, the wound stopped bleeding.
"Awesome, awesome." Nie Yu couldn't help but be amazed: "It turns out that stopping bleeding is so simple!" ”
"Simple your size!" Doctor Fang sneered: "Do you know that the surface is simple, but how profound the skills are inside, next time you cut your hand and try to stop the bleeding like me?" You are guaranteed to die of blood loss. ”
Nie Yu raised the kitchen knife: "Get out!" ”
Fang Hong didn't leave a word.
"Bastard bastard bastard!" Nie Yu took the dishes on the board as Fang Hong, and chopped them all together.
Chopping for a while, the suddenly injured hand was pulled over, and Fang Hong said: "That dish is not me, why are you working so hard?" ”
Nie Yu said angrily: "I want you to take care of it!" ”
"Although the bleeding of the wound has stopped, it must also be bandaged, otherwise it will be easily infected." Fang Hong said and took out a piece of white gauze and carefully bandaged Nie Yu.
The wound was quickly bandaged, tightly and firmly without being cumbersome, and even the pain was reduced a lot, and Nie Yu once again secretly admired it in his heart.
This guy is sometimes quite considerate......
Of course, it will never be spoken!
……
"Come on, let's try!" Nie Yu put a large bowl of steaming noodles in front of Fang Hong, who was burying his head in his mobile phone.
A puddle of clear soup with noodles at the bottom, two green greens bent on top, a few slices of semi-fat barbecued pork, and a fried poached egg that is slightly charred and shiny.
Just looking at the appearance, it is obvious that Nie Yu has worked hard.
Fang Hong raised his head and asked, "You did this?" ”
Nie Yu nodded and smiled: "Well, this is what I am best at, you try it!" ”
Fang Hong didn't say much, picked up the chopsticks and ate a lot.
"That ......" Nie Yu clasped his hands in front of his chest and asked a little nervously, "How does it taste?" ”
Fang Hong stopped pondering when he heard this, as if he was organizing his language.
"It's okay, just tell the truth." Nie Yu said.
Fang Hong hesitated for a moment and said, "That, I take the liberty of asking, what was your previous occupation ......?"
Nie Yu's chin was raised slightly, and her beautiful eyes were watery and full of encouragement: "Hmm, hmm." ”
"Yes...... Is it a breeder? ”
"Huh?" Nie Yu didn't figure it out for a while, but after chewing a few times, he finally came back to his senses. I couldn't help but be angry and angry from my heart, snatched the bowl of noodles with my hand, raised it high above my head, and scolded: "You bastard, you mean that what I cook is not eaten by people, right?" If you don't hit me, I'm going to die, isn't it! ”
Seeing that the bowl of noodles full of Nie Yu's monstrous anger was about to smash at Fang Hong with the overwhelming momentum of Mount Tai, someone outside the door suddenly shouted: "Xiao Fang! ”
As soon as he heard this voice, Fang Hong's head ached.
The visitor was a middle-aged woman with a yellow curly head and a bucket-like figure.
Absorbing the memories of the previous owner of the body, Fang Hong knew that this person was his landlord, and the purpose of coming here was not to urge rent or increase rent, and there was no third thing.
The problem is that Doctor Fang is now in a state of almost pennilessness!
"Aunt Zhang, what kind of wind blew you here?" Fang Hong smiled.
No way, under the eaves of people, I have to bow my head.
At the same time, I secretly sighed that the nest qi I had suffered in the past few hundred years was not as much as in the past few days!
Seeing that an outsider came in, Nie Yu also put away his temperament temporarily, put the bowl down, and then took Fang Hong's chopsticks and ate it himself.
While eating, he also said angrily: "Whoever is rare you eat, who is rare you eat!" ”
"Hey, that's ......" Fang Hong wanted to remind Nie Yu that he had eaten, but he was a little afraid that the girl would soar again.
Doctor Fang is an out-and-out machismo, and he was scolded by a little woman in front of outsiders, and he was very faceless.
The charter woman glanced at Nie Yu, who was eating noodles with her head down, and was secretly surprised in her heart: This girl is so beautiful, is she Fang Hong's new girlfriend?
Immediately, I felt that this idea was too ridiculous, how could Fang Hong get such a beautiful girl? If he really had this ability, he wouldn't be dumped by his previous girlfriend.
Maybe it's a relative or a friend......
"Xiaofang, you have to pay last month's rent." The charter wife gets straight to the point.
"There's no mistake." Fang Hong was a little surprised: "Didn't you pay it on the 15th of every month?" It's only the 8th today. ”
At first, he thought that the charter wife came to notify the rent increase, so that he still had some time to make money, but he didn't expect her to collect the rent directly.
"Changed it, changed it to No. 8." The charter lady is quite resolute, and she has the posture that you will leave if you don't rent.
Fang Hong's face was embarrassed, although he was sometimes domineering, he was by no means an unreasonable person, renting someone's house, paying rent was a matter of course, and he couldn't be a scoundrel.
Besides, he didn't bother to do it!
"Also, after paying the rent for the previous month, you have to pay the rent for the next month in advance, and the rent must be increased by 100%, because you change the house into a medical hall without authorization, then it will become a commercial use, and the rent will naturally be higher, of course, if you don't rent, I welcome it, I will give you a week to move out, you decide." The charter lady said in one breath.
Fang Hong smiled coldly: "Aunt Zhang, hearing you say this, it seems that you are not only here to collect rent, but also sincerely want to drive me away!" ”
The charter wife's face suddenly became a little unnatural, and she laughed dryly and said: "What do you say, Xiaofang, Aunt Zhang is a small owner, relying on some rent to eat, you are now opening a medical clinic to make a lot of money, and it is understandable for me as a landlord to take some benefits." ”
In fact, the charter wife came to collect the rent in such a hurry because she heard some rumors.
Director Li of the neighborhood committee will send Fang Hong to a psychiatric hospital at any time!
Once this is true, the kid will be sent to a mental hospital, and who will she go to collect the rent from? Let's start first, how much can you collect!
Fang Hong saw that the charter woman was determined to ask for money, so he said: "Aunt Zhang, your face is flushed, your forehead is sweating, and your voice is high-pitched, this is a terminal disease, and it is quite strict, I will prescribe a prescription for you, you only need to take it for a month, to ensure a complete cure!" ”
The implication is that I will help you prescribe a prescription for treatment, and you can slow down the matter of collecting rent.
Rao is like this, Fang Hong also feels that he has lost his job and arrived at home, not to mention that this surname Zhang is just an ugly woman in the market, just talking about the remuneration for opening this prescription, compared with the millions of dollars in his previous life, it is simply ridiculously cheap!
The dragon swims in shallow water, the dragon swims in shallow water!
"What menstruation, what disease?" The charter wife was confused.
Fang Hongdao: "It's what modern people call menopausal syndrome." ”
"Pounce!" Nie Yu almost spit on Fang Hong's face.
Due to the misunderstanding of Chinese people's cognition, menopause is often labeled as an old aunt, with a strange temper, and unreasonable trouble, so patients often speak to others.
However, when Fang Hong pointed out her own illness, the chartered wife was really surprised, of course, she would never think that Fang Hong's medical skills were high, she would only think that Fang Hong happened to be right.
Want to fool the old lady? Hmph, you're peeing your pants when my mother is calculating others!
"Hehe, Xiao Fang, Aunt Zhang has other things to do, I don't have time to talk here, you better pay the rent first."
Hum! Don't even accept it? What an ignorant fool! Fang Hong was helpless, in his previous life, he was rich as long as he wrote Zhang Fangzi, and now he finally realized the taste of a penny that is difficult for a hero.
Is there any mistake, could it be that Lao Tzu also fell into the streets one day?
"How much? I'll hand it over. Nie Yu suddenly raised his head and said.
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