Perhaps, when you have doubts about something, you will say "this is not scientific"; Perhaps, when you find a bug while watching TV, you will drag and drop the sentence "don't care about these details"; Or perhaps, "I and my friends are stunned" has become a mantra for you and your friends...... Are these buzzwords familiar? If you come open your mouth when you have something to do, be careful of revealing your identity, most likely you will be a violent manga fan.

Runaway comics can be traced back to 2007 when they appeared on an anonymous sticker website abroad. Subsequently, this kind of comic form, which has rough lines and poor production, which has caused countless netizens to get shot, began to become popular on the Internet, and many famous expressions and custom comic makers were born.

In 2008, Ren Jian, a freshman at Shenzhen University (also known as Hu Rensi, whose real name is not publicly confirmed), developed a Chinese version of the "Runaway Comics" web page, and set up a Chinese custom Runaway Comic Maker, which allows Chinese netizens to make their own "Runaways" at will.

In Chinese rampaging comics, the male protagonist is generally called "a certain Nima", and the female protagonist is called "a certain Nimei", and there are some new characters that are different from foreign websites, such as Yao Ming, Chen Long, Sister Feng and other topical characters, as well as Wang Nima's pets 'Wang Nima' and 'Meow Nima' and so on. This fast, simple, intuitive and interactive form of comic production quickly became popular among young Chinese netizens as soon as it appeared, and Wei*Bo, Renrenren, and Tieba became important communication and sharing platforms.

Now that four years have passed, Ren Jian has graduated, and Runaway Comics plans to start corporatization, no longer entertaining himself when he was a student.

Speaking of Ren Jian, he is also a literary geek. During college, he was a member of the Shenzhen University Drama Club and the main master of the rampant comics. But he did study auto repair. It's a science and engineering man, it sounds like a joke, otherwise how can it be called a literary geek.

forgot to say that Ren Jian's online name is "Wang Nima", and he claims to be "a person who will die if he doesn't complain".

Wang Nima is also confident in choosing to start a business after graduation, and his confidence comes from a group of loyal fans accumulated in the past four years.

On August 1, 2012, after two months of preparation. The news online talk show video program "Runaway Big Event" produced by the Runaway Comics team will be launched at 10 o'clock in the morning in the cow people\funny video area of Youdou.com.

It was 10 minutes before 10 o'clock.

Brother Xiaoying, Tang Maru, Wang Mitao and other key members of the team have gathered together, and today for them, this species may be the most important key moments in their lives.

"The Big Incident" condenses all their wisdom, and success or failure determines whether they will continue to eat instant noodles or seafood in the future.

The waiting is very painful, the atmosphere in the small workshop is relatively heavy, everyone can not calm down, and the nervous and excited mood flows in everyone's heart.

Tang Maru sat on the swivel chair and kept turning, and now even if he took the latest high-definition uncensored DVD of Long Ze Lola, he couldn't attract him; Wang Mitao leaned back in the chair and looked up at the ceiling in a daze. The index and middle fingers of the left hand are constantly buckling the chair; Brother Xiaoying stood up and walked a few steps, then walked down again, and then stood up and walked a few steps.

Wang Nyima is not here, where is he?

Brother Xiaoying was a little anxious and asked, "What did Wang Nima do, why hasn't he come yet?" ”

"Guys, it's coming!"

said that Cao Cao Cao was coming, and Wang Nima opened the door and came in, still carrying a bag in his hand.

"What are you doing? The time is almost up. ”

"Of course, there is something important, you see that I have invited a great god to suppress the array. Bless us with an instant hit. ”

The great god mentioned by Wang Nyima turned out to be a portrait of Wang Dazhui. The guy also prepared incense and candles.

"Everyone came and worshiped the great god."

Saying that, led by Wang Nima, Brother Xiaoying, Tang Maru, and Wang Mitao lined up in turn, bowing to Wang Dazhu's photo frame. Light incense.

"Wang Dazhui is on top, little brother Wang Nima, this year's twenty-three and forty have achieved nothing, fortunately they are still handsome, and everyone eats with their faces. For the sake of the king with the same surname, I am touched by the popularity of the great god, and bless the victory of "The Big Incident", my requirements are not high, as long as I am half as popular as "I Never Expected", I will be satisfied. Jing Ke stabbed King Qin, carrying two hairy legs on his shoulders! ”

"Jing Ke stabbed King Qin, two hairy legs on his shoulders!"

The others shouted this slogan together, and the time was almost over when the worship was over. At ten o'clock, the first episode of the first season of "The Big Event" was launched.

At the same time, many fans of violent comics have been waiting for a long time.

"What's wrong with this world, the price of gutter oil has risen, I bought a watch last year, how do you watch the riot, kneel and watch, warn the children not to watch the riot, 'don't complain about the dead star' Wang Nima commented on the big event"

After a few intros of popular Internet jokes, a news-like live broadcast room appeared, but the news anchor was a little weird, wearing a cartoon hood to hide his true face.

"Hello everyone, welcome to the big event, I'm Wang Nima."

Wang Nyima's voice is very special, and there is a magnetism that attracts you to listen.

Xiaomei, the designer of the advertising agency, immediately posted a barrage comment because of his voice. (A barrage, a comment that appears directly on a video, can appear on the video in the form of scrolling, dwelling, or even more action effects, and is a short comment sent by the person watching the video.) ）

"Wang Nima's voice is good, but I guess you must be an ugly man, dare to take off your hood?"

"This voice has made me fall in love with you deeply, Wang Nima, I want to give you a monkey."

"The front row sells melon seeds, peanuts, watermelon~~"

Soon more than 10 web pages posted barrage comments, and Wang Nima in front of the computer also saw it, he was very happy, and the online comments were a good start.

According to the Liuzhou Evening News, at half past seven in the morning of April 11, when Ms. Liu was passing by a construction site, she was suddenly hit in the head by a hard object falling from the sky and fainted on the spot. When she woke up, she realized that she had been knocked unconscious by a piece of. Throwing objects from high altitudes is a bad behavior, and throwing from high altitudes is an unforgivable crime. Ms. Liu, who encountered flying, was in pain, nausea, and anger. With mixed feelings in her heart, she stumbled and insisted on going to the police station to report to the police, and the police quickly rushed to the construction site to find the boss. The boss happily compensated Ms. Liu 500 yuan. ”

"It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of since I had "". As for the origin of this hard stool? Is Iron Man? Is it extraterrestrial? Is it the of the plane bears? Or what kind of birdman poop? Unknown. We urge everyone to be cautious when passing by construction sites. ”

This news itself is strange enough, and after being interpreted by Wang Nima's complaint, it is even more humorous, and several netizens have participated in the ridicule.

"It's not Iron Man, this is superman's!"

"It's Superman, according to the urine sex of this bird's underwear. It is possible that he did the crime. ”

"Hehe~~~~"

Hehe, that's the appetizer. Next, Wang Nima made a divine adaptation of the avian influenza H7N9 virus that occurred in China before the incident, combined with the classic scene in "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance".

Mrs. Hua: "Hahahahahaha, let me tell you, the bowl of chicken soup you just drank has been poisoned by me in the world, h-7-n-9!" ”

Tang Bohu: "Hahahaha~~ Which round of the world's first strange poison got your h7n9?" It should be our Tang family's Chinese Great Tonic Pill! ”

"Nonsense, our h7n9 is made of seven different kinds of sick chickens plus sick ducks and geese for 7749 days! Colorless and tasteless, killing people without a trace. ”

"Hmph, our Chinese Great Tonic Pill is made of Sudan red. Gutter oil, clenbuterol, and melamine are configured, mixed with stool, and dead pork tastes delicious in addition to being violent! ”

"People who eat our H7N9 will have a fever and cough within 7 days, a high fever that does not go away, difficulty breathing, and cause pneumonia. Eventually, he developed acute respiratory distress syndrome and died. ”

"There's nothing wrong with it, and friends who have taken the Chinese Great Tonic Pill. Within three days, the head will be swollen, the urine will be red, and eventually the whole body will explode and die. It is really a must-have medicine for home travel, killing people and killing mouths. ”

The adaptation of this line can be said to be as wonderful as the one-day death and laughter in the movie. Wang Xu himself is afraid that he will like it when he sees it.

"Hahaha!"

Even Tang Maru, Xiao Yingge and other production staff were quite complacent about this divine adaptation, and they themselves laughed.

Then watch Wang Nima complaining about the news.

"I don't know where the grapevine came that the DPRK official has officially sent a note to the Chinese officials and people. It is not allowed to call Kim Zheng Eun by his name, but at least he should be called the head of the Kim Chief, the head of the Kim Commission, or the general of the Kim Army, otherwise he will bear serious consequences. ”

",, I'm scared to pee when I hear it. Whether the news is true or not, we have been wronged, when have we ever called Jin Sanpang's name. We have always respected Jin Sanpang, this must be fake news, don't believe it. Let's look at the next one——"

"On March 15 this year, it was a feast for the new & wave micro * blog world, because actor He Rundong distributed a micro * blog at 8:20. It adds a lot of fun to this world. Echoing the criticism of Apple's unfair treatment of Chinese consumers at the 315 party, several celebrities on Weibo released a rebellious notice against Apple at the same time that night, but He Rundong's Weibo followed at the end, which was distributed at about 8:20, which seemed very discordant. He Rundong was immediately officially defined by netizens as: a pig-like teammate. ”

The video also intercepted the content of He Rundong's Weibo blog: "He Rundong V: #315在行动#苹果竟然在售后玩这么多花样? It hurts to be a 'fruit fan'. Are you doing this right? Is it worthy of those teenagers who sold their kidneys? Sure enough, it's a big shopkeeper who bullies customers. We distribute it at approximately 8:20. ”

The last sentence was indeed very discordant when it was distributed at about 8:20, and it was questioned by netizens as the trust of CCTV's 315 party. Although it's old news, it's still interesting to listen to Wang Nima's reinterpretation.

The next piece of news is also very interesting.

"In the Dehattan region of northern India, a 21-year-old woman has five husbands, all of whom are brothers, and it is known that in this Indian village there is a custom that a woman should marry both of her husband's brothers when she gets married. Isn't this a bundle? ”

Wang Nima's bundling made the news change from strange to humorous, "But this girl said happily that I feel that compared to other wives, I have received more attention and more love." "The following is Wang Nima's interpretation again." Her five husbands waited for her to turn over the cards every day, and the woman would choose a different man to sleep with each day. That's five days a week, with two days off! ”

The world is so big that there are no surprises, and the last piece of news has something to do with Wang Nima herself.

"In the past two days, the well-known actor Liu Ye fell in love with grabbing the sofa in the new *Langwei* Boli, I don't believe in evil, so I used the rampaging comic official V to post a comic, claiming that if Liu Ye appeared and forwarded this Weibo*blog. I'll eat a pound of dog food. Hmph, it turned out that Liu Ye really came, and he sent a very ambiguous expression, alas"

After Wang Nima sighed, he had an extra bag of dog food by his side.

He is not the saddest thing, a female netizen named Dongfang Mushroom Niang does not believe in evil, so she posted a micro* blog, which reads: "Hmph, what is it to grab the sofa." If Liu Ye comments on me, I'll eat. ”

As a result, the girl cried, because Liu Ye really came.

This news ridicules actor Liu Ye, he is also a wonderful person, an out-and-out micro * Bo sofa control, he squatted at noon to grab the micro * Bo sofa has been successful repeatedly, and previously posted a micro * blog to discuss the basic skills of grabbing the sofa:

1. Hands should be anxious and eyes should be fast, and hands should not tremble because of excitement. Peace of mind is key.

2. When you see the sofa, you must not be soft. Don't be humble, if you hesitate for a moment, the sofa is someone else's, and you only have room for hatred.

3. Put the sofa bench and so on in advance, and Pinyin will have a memory, such as sfbd. This saves time.

4. After grabbing it, be sure to sprinkle your own flowers, show your tsundere to your heart's content, and be angry with others. ”

"Alas!" Wang Nima sighed as she picked up the dog food and ate it. "I really can't help you. It's too naughty for you not to come. Well, let's take a look at some news briefs. ”

"Net-easy news, Liu Xiang and others are questioned about seeing a doctor for free for life or being paid for by taxpayers - Wang Nima's sharp comments, have you still put Yao Ming in your eyes?"

"Hong Kong media news, the giant panda is actually extinct, all by virtue of the recognition - you are trolling me."

"21cn News, American man was sued by a neighbor for laughing too loudly - destined to be lonely for a lifetime."

"Xin*Huawang news, oil prices are going to rise again - don't care about these details."

"New * Lang Entertainment News, the male students of Taiwan * Bay University organized a group to provide free sexual services for female students - Cao Cao."

"Youfun.com news, research says that handsome men are 22% more paid than others - fart, so why am I so low."

Jing Ke stabbed King Qin, carrying two hairy legs on his shoulders!

This episode is over.

"Whew~~"

Wang Nima sighed, he felt good about the whole show, and now it depends on the results.

After the webpage is refreshed, the total number of VODs is displayed at 1200.

There were 1,200 people on demand just after the broadcast, and the start was good, and after an hour the number was 56830.

"Yay~~ We succeeded!"

"Wang Nima, we succeeded!"

"Peach, Marru, we succeeded!"

Wang Nima, Brother Xiaoying, Tang Maru, and Wang Peach shouted and jumped happily, venting their joy to their heart's content.

The figure of 50,000 is a success for their young and immature team, and they did not expect much from their first attempt to make an online video, and their goal was to get two or three thousand hits an hour, 100,000 hits in 24 hours, and 500,000 hits a week.

Now it's 50,000 hits in an hour, exceeding their expectations, and they're successful.

"Brothers, it seems that we don't need to eat instant noodles in the future, let's go eat in the restaurant at noon and celebrate our success?"

"That must be celebrated, go!"

"Wait a minute! Before leaving, worship the great god again. ”

"Wang Nyima is right, a little more good luck of the great gods!"

So Wang Nima, Brother Xiaoying, Tang Maru, and Wang Peach worshiped Wang Da Hammer again, and this time their attitude was much more respectful.

Later, when they went to the restaurant to eat, they still kept their mobile phones in their hands, refresh them at any time, every more click, every additional comment could make them excited, and as of 5 o'clock in the afternoon, the total number of on-demand views of "The Big Incident" exceeded 200,000. (To be continued, please search, the novel is better and updated faster!)