"That...... Xiaoxiao, I'll take you to a yacht after work in the afternoon. ”

Qi Siyuan, wearing a pair of long-dated glasses, stood at the desk of the most beautiful girl in the company, summoning all the courage to make this invitation.

"Laugh, yacht! People invite you to take a yacht! ”

"Smile, don't refuse someone."

The other girls in the office let out a silver bell-like laugh, but the tone didn't sound like envy, but more ridicule and ridicule.

And the woman named Xiaoxiao gently put down the Chinese jiàn clip in her hand, raised her head to look at the big boy in front of her who was not handsome or trendy at all, and frowned slightly: "Didn't I tell you?" Don't come to me during work hours. ”

"I ...... I saw Mr. Huang leave. Qi Siyuan smiled a little shyly: "Let's go play, I've been preparing for a whole week with Da Zhuang." ”

And with his almost begging invitation, the girls around him who were waiting to see the excitement coaxed:

"Go, smile, yacht!"

"That's right, people are so sincere, they all say that they want to invite you to cruise the river, and you can't say it if you don't give face."

It was said that there was really no way, and he turned his head to look at Siyuan helplessly, and after thinking about it for a few seconds, he slowly sighed: "Okay, I promise you." But I have to be home by eight o'clock. ”

"Good! No problem! Qi Siyuan nodded again and again, his excitement overflowing: "Then I'll wait for you at the door of the company after work." ”

"There you go." Xiaoxiao glanced at him coldly, and continued to deal with his work silently without extra words.

And Qi Siyuan, who was blessed by the Holy Grace, jumped on the elevator, quickly returned to the network management department to which he belonged, and showed off loudly while entering the door: "I finally made an appointment to smile!" ”

"It's not me who hits you, your precious goddess gets in a different car every Friday, and I don't know what she does at night, but I don't think it's going to be to see the stars." Qi Siyuan's only colleague didn't even raise his head, looked at Huang Wang intently, and poured a basin of cold and biting water on him by the way: "Don't count on you like this, does Porsche have it?" Does Ferrari have one? Does Bentley have one? ”

"No ......" Siyuan sat back at his desk, picked up the broken teacup and took a sip of overnight tea: "But I have a true heart!" I'm sure I'll be able to move you to smile. ”

", don't bother me watching the hair."

"Oh, then you get busy first, I'll go solder the motherboard over there."

The next whole day made Qi Siyuan scratch his liver a little, and his mind imagined the scene of a date with Xiaoxiao at night over and over again, the moon and stars were thin, the lakeside was smoky, the whispering was soft, and the warm nephrite, that hazy fantasy with a sour atmosphere made him shy, and he would often smirk out loud at work because of his red face and red ears.

Qi Siyuan, a student at a computer school, after graduation, his father, who was a worker, worked hard to get him into a large company in their hometown as a network administrator, although the salary was not high, but it was a good job in their town.

So he cherished this job from the very beginning, the first to come and the last to leave every day, he rushed to do the work that others didn't do, and he could take all the things that others didn't want to mess with.

Therefore, since he entered the company, he has been the advanced employees of Yueyue, and he has also won the appreciation of the boss. It's just that few of his colleagues like him, not for anything else, just because this guy is a dumbfounder, he doesn't say anything at all, and he can often hit the wounds that others want to hide.

For example, the company scrapped a notebook, which could have been passed by normal wear and tear, and the colleague had already reported the loss, and the supervisor had already approved it. Ke Siyuan actually did a comprehensive autopsy on the notebook, and poured out all the hard disks in it, dug up all the games, web caches, and all the evidence about the colleague's incompetence at work, and reported it to the general management department, so that the colleague was severely criticized by the general manager, and the annual performance bonus was also ruined.

Since then, Siyuan has become the plague god of the whole company, but what he does is indeed reasonable and impeccable. Therefore, the whole company, from the supervisor to the clerk, saw that he could hide if he could hide, and he could hide if he couldn't mess with him, which meant that he was safe.

Of course, he is also an important topic of conversation among his colleagues after dinner, and many people say that he has a problem with his head, and even makes up some of his jokes for fun, including the joke he has been pursuing.

"Does your daughter-in-law come at night? I still have a mission, and I don't have time to play with you too late. ”

"What daughter-in-law is not a daughter-in-law, don't talk nonsense." Although Siyuan said so, he was still very useful for Da Zhuang to say that it was his daughter-in-law: "She said she would come." ”

"Okay, I'm here to prepare dinner for you, I bought you a roast chicken in the vegetable market, it should be enough for two people, right?"

"Enough is enough, I'm embarrassed to eat it with her, let's prepare two more bottles of Coke."

The person who called Siyuan was named Da Zhuang. Although his name is cheesy, he is not vulgar at all, he is a special police officer of the SWAT team. Big tall man, thick eyebrows and big eyes, he usually likes to wear a vest to run along the lake when he is fine, and his muscles and cool big sunglasses are often accosted by girls.

Siyuan and his acquaintance is also quite bizarre, it was last winter, Siyuan was robbed when he came home from overtime, Da Zhuang happened to pass by the hero and saved the beauty, Si Yuan naturally had to invite him to have a supper, and then the more the two chatted, the more speculative they became, and finally Si Yuan even invited Da Zhuang to his house for a night.

That's it...... Da Zhuang never left as soon as he stayed, and Siyuan was also happy to have someone by his side, and in more than a year, the two of them have become close partners.

Finally, it was time to get off work, Siyuan, who usually left the company at the latest, went downstairs early today, and then came to the carport, polished his electric car, and combed his hair meticulously in the bathroom with water.

Crowds of people who got off work poured out from the gate of the company, although they were in a hurry, but the only thing they had in common was to look back when they passed by Siyuan, and then let out a knowing smile.

Waiting left and right, waiting for the people in the office building to almost run out, Xiaoxiao cautiously came out of the door, she tied up her usual loose hair, and wore a low-pressed peaked cap on her head, like a spy connector towards Siyuan.

"Hey! Laugh and laugh! Siyuan stood up from the electric car excitedly, and greeted Xiaoxiao from afar: "Here!" ”

Xiaoxiao was stunned on the spot, looked left and right quickly, and found that no one paid attention to him, he trotted all the way to Siyuan, and hurriedly got into the car: "Let's go!" ”

"Hey, good lat!"

With a reluctant smile, Siyuan hummed a little tune all the way to the suburban reservoir. And his happiness can't infect the girl behind him, he didn't say a word during the whole process, just pressed the phone tick-tock, and was afraid that the people on the road would see his appearance.

"Xiaoxiao, it's here!" After half an hour of trekking, the electric car creaked and stopped on the embankment of the reservoir, Siyuan took off his helmet and pointed to a duck boat on the water not far away: "That's it!" ”

Duck boats! That's right! It's a duck ship! The hull is made of wood, and some places have not yet had time to be painted with tender yellow paint. The slender duck neck was made of PVC pipe and all-purpose glue, while the duck head was drawn little by little with a cardboard shell and watercolor pen. Aside from the overall effect...... This duck boat is really cute.

"Coming?" The handsome Da Zhuang also happened to carry fried chicken and beer at this time, and walked in from the fork next to him, holding a cigarette, wearing sunglasses, and wearing a camouflage uniform, he made a smile full of unhappiness as soon as he appeared, and his eyes lit up. However, Da Zhuang didn't look at it from beginning to end, just handed the thing to Siyuan and turned around and pointed to the duck yacht: "The center of gravity is a little crooked, I added two tires to the lower head, be careful when you go up, don't step on it." ”

"Got it." Siyuan nodded at Da Zhuang: "You just buy such a thing?" You don't eat? ”

Da Zhuang smiled and took out a bag of steamed buns from the backpack behind him: "If you don't fight hunger, I'll eat this." Alright, let's go play. ”

Siyuan nodded heavily, then looked at the smile beside him with hopeful eyes, and said with a sincere smile: "Smile...... Be careful when you go up. ”

Go up? Xiaoxiao subconsciously took a few steps back, and the smile stiffened on her face. To be honest, she agreed to play with Siyuan in such a strange place today, in addition to not wanting to be disturbed by Siyuan again, the most important thing is that she just wants to give the boy who is chasing her a little color. So she prefers the air-conditioned leather cushions in her BMW to the ugly duck boat.

"What's wrong?"

Seeing that Xiaoxiao was reluctant to step forward for a long time, Siyuan thought that she was afraid, so he hurriedly walked to Xiaoxiao's side, stretched out his hand very kindly, and said very gently: "Are you afraid?" It's okay, I'll lead you. ”

Xiaoxiao bit her lip and took a few steps back, raised her head to look at Siyuan, and smiled coldly: "I know you are a good person, but you know that we really can't be." You often help me at work, I am very grateful to you, but that is just thanks, I agreed to come with you today, but I don't want you to be too embarrassed in front of other colleagues, but I also hope that you don't think too much, otherwise you may not even be friends in the future. ”

"But ......" Siyuan's hand holding the roast chicken hung down gently, his face full of loss: "Can't you give me a chance?" ”

"Opportunity? Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared, are you ready? I like Rodolun matcha-flavored coffee, I like Martell on the rocks, and I like creamy cigarettes, which are cheap but romantic. Do you really think a broken duck boat is romance? Xiaoxiao sighed, stepped forward to help Siyuan tidy up his neckline: "You will find a suitable one in the future." ”

After she finished speaking, she walked towards the avenue with her skirt in her hand, and after passing Siyuan's broken electric car, she went straight to a BMW, pulled the door and walked in.

Watching the BMW car drive away, Siyuan lowered his head and looked a little depressed, while Da Zhuang patted him on the back: "I'll tell you, don't bother, people like to be one-size-fits-all, who is in the mood to play slow heat with you." ”

After speaking, Da Zhuang spat on the ground, took out a remote control from his pocket and pressed it gently......

Suddenly, around the reservoir, nearly 100 fireworks burned into an almost perfect pattern in the dark night sky, blending with the burning clouds on the horizon. On the surface of the water, a gorgeous picture arranged with LED lights is also lit up, and the water and sky are intertwined into a peerless beauty that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

"Wow...... It's beautiful. ”

The fireworks festival lasted for two full hours, and near the end, Siyuan, who was almost demented, closed his mouth, rubbed his sour neck and let out a heartfelt sigh.

"You planned for two months, and I spent a month and a half pestering me with my leader to reward me with the stolen goods, if this is not beautiful, let's commit suicide by throwing ourselves into the river together." Da Zhuang took a cigarette in his mouth: "550,000 fireworks, 50,000 lights." How much is that broken BMW, it's not that I laugh at her, it's romantic and emotional, why don't you challenge the stinky tofu-flavored pizza, pretending to be the same as people. ”

Siyuan spread his hands, but he should have been sad, but he turned his head to comfort Da Zhuang: "I'm embarrassed that you have dissipated your anger and caused you so much trouble." ”

"Pull it down, you, it's all stolen goods anyway, it's about to expire when you put it, I told my boss, don't give it to me this time, don't expect me to take the initiative to help him take credit next time." Da Zhuang said disdainfully: "Go, she won't eat, let's eat!" Go get me my bag, let's have a picnic! ”

Just like that, Siyuan and Da Zhuang sat by the breezy lake, eating steamed buns, fried chicken, and beer, and had a beautiful meal.

"In the second half of the year, my sister will graduate from college, and I will introduce my sister to you." After three rounds of drinking, Da Zhuang patted Siyuan's shoulder and said proudly: "Let me tell you, my sister is just naughty, and nothing else is absolutely nothing, good looking, good temper, good character, everything is good anyway." ”

Siyuan also drank a lot, and before he could react, he nodded again and again, but after a while, he suddenly sat up straight: "You still have a sister?" ”

"Yes, it was born by a parent. Sister. ”

"You didn't tell me."

"What is there to say, it gives me a headache just thinking about it." Da Zhuang covered his forehead: "She will come to me when the time comes, just introduce it to you when the time comes, and you can't bully her if you look at your sample." ”

As he was talking, Da Zhuang's mobile phone rang, he glanced at the number, his face suddenly changed, and his demeanor became stern in an instant: "Yes!" Got it! Good! Arrive before nine o'clock! ”

After a brief reply, Da Zhuang wiped his mouth and stood up from the ground: "Let's go, let's go back, I'll pack up and go on a mission." The old rule, if I don't come back for a week, you help me sort out my relics. If you can come back, you can prepare yuzu leaves for me to get rid of bad luck, and I will treat you to barbecue! ”

"Don't barbecue this time, eat grilled fish." Siyuan was also polite: "Then I'll go back and prepare some food for you to take on the way to eat." ”

"Okay, less meat, I'm bloating these days."