The first 30 attack, the return of the hero

The first update -

Lin Bai is not good at comforting people, and he has nothing to say in the face of the flat-chested policewoman who is depressed. (But he is very good at comforting girls who want to give birth to themselves, feeling Wenwen's innocent girl's delicate body rubbing in his arms, he feels very happy, and he hates that there is a reporter with a camera next to him, and he is still faithfully broadcasting.) In the face of five million Shuangqing citizens, you can't turn into a wolf and show your obscene side, right? The process of giving birth to a child can't be live-streamed!

I had to cough dryly, gently pushed Wenwen away, and said with a personable attitude: "Little sister, please don't do this." ”

So the audience in front of the TV was moved again, the masked hero not only has the strength to protect the people, but also has elegant and noble feelings.

Lin Bai waved at the camera, posed in a cool pose, and then said very seriously to the camera: "Please respect yourself and don't use my signature to cheat and shoot fake advertisements, otherwise...... The evil Winter Soldier could come and kill you at any time, and it's very dangerous, so be sure to keep it in mind. ”

In his busy schedule, he did not forget to maintain his portrait rights, Lin Bai believes that in the next few days, fake advertisements will disappear, and in the future, he will be the only one who can speak for himself, shoot big advertisements, make advertising fees, and make a fortune from then on, go to the peak of life, marry Bai Fumei, and feel a little excited when he thinks about it.

In the "affectionate gaze" of the live broadcast camera, Lin Bai slowly floated. Flying into the sky like a cannonball, his yellow and red figure turned into a small black dot in the sky, hidden in the clouds. The live broadcast camera finally stopped, and countless viewers faced the TV, and the admiration was indescribable.

The hostess explained in a timely manner: "He went quietly, just as he came quietly, waved his hand, and did not take away a cloud ......"

She was obviously talking nonsense, the air flow brought by Lin Bai when he flew through the sky really swept away a cloud! It's just that no one accounts for this kind of trivial matter. Those who care about the details are stupid.

Lin Bai flew triumphantly in the sky, flew and flew, and suddenly remembered after flying for a long time. Hey? Seems to have forgotten something. That's right...... I forgot Miss Liu on the roof of the department store...... Forget it, she'll come down herself.

In fact, he was wrong, the three floors of the department store were blown up by bombs planted by the Winter Soldier, and the stairs and elevators were all useless. Miss Liu was trapped on the roof of the building. I had to call 119 for help, and it wasn't until three hours later that the firefighters rescued her from above.

It is necessary to change a woman and Lin Bai desperately, but Miss Liu feels that this is a matter of course, if he flies up to the department store in front of the audience in Shuangqing City to take her away, it will be difficult to hide her identity, and someone will definitely observe the video carefully afterwards and recognize Miss Liu. Doxing searches, and then comes to the door. The kind-hearted Miss Liu thought that Lin Bai was there to protect her. Avoid her being exposed in public before leaving her there, so not only did she not get angry, but she liked him more.

Lin Bai flew to Binjiang Road, found Miss Liu's car, changed back into ordinary people's clothes, and then walked back to the old street slowly. It was already dinner time, Hua Butterfly returned home, she had obviously watched the live TV, she giggled when she saw Lin Bai, and wrote the word "Wen" in the air with her hand, which was clearly laughing at Lin Bai for being liked by the little girl.

Lin Bai snorted and ignored her, and then smelled the smell of tomato scrambled eggs, the female demon came out of the kitchen with three plates of tomato scrambled egg rice, since the last time she learned tomato scrambled eggs from Sister Sanjin, she didn't eat hot pot, she ate tomato scrambled egg rice every day, and she had eaten it for dozens of days, Lin Bai felt that the biggest shortcoming of this woman was that she tossed hard when she had a fresh thing, and she ate Western food for dozens of days in a row, and she ate hot pot for dozens of days in a row, and now it is tomato scrambled egg rice again, Doesn't she know how to eat these things crosswise?

The protest was ineffective, Lin Bai finally compromised, sat at the table to eat, and the three of them all took the tomato scrambled egg rice bowl into their mouths. The noodles are very joyful, and the two charming beauties eat rice bowls like silk.

Lin Bai knocked on the rice bowl: "I said, is our family's food getting worse and worse?" ”

The female demon king pretended to be pitiful and said, "Isn't this what you want?" In the past, when people ate Western food, their eyes almost bulged out when they saw you, and they disliked people every day for being a woman who spent a lot of money, but now people are beginning to be diligent and thrifty, and you say that the food is poor...... Woowoo...... It's so hard to be a woman...... People finally know what it means to be a little daughter-in-law. ”

This woman actually doesn't call herself the king anymore, she calls herself "someone", Lin Bai felt creepy, it's just that, there is no reason to talk to this guy, just ignore her.

Flower Butterfly giggled beside her, she watched the excitement, she didn't speak.

Lin Bai was very unhappy, turned his head and glared at the flower butterfly: "Flower girl, have you found a good place to live?" You won't continue to occupy my room tonight, will you? ”

Hua Butterfly pursed her mouth: "People went to make bait for you today, lured out twelve black-clothed soldiers to kill them, where is the time to find a house?" I'll have to stay in your room tonight. ”

Accurate! Very unpleasant!

Lin Bai slapped the table angrily: "Tomorrow you get up and go to find a house, it is a small matter to destroy the Hydra Legion, and it is a big matter to vacate my room, this is a major matter related to the happiness of my life, it is much more important than the peace of the world and the safety of the universe, you will do it for me as soon as possible tomorrow." ”

Hua Butterfly pretended to be pitiful and said, "You don't like people sleeping in your bed so much? ”

Lin Bai suddenly showed an obscene smile: "If I also sleep in bed, I won't hate it, or you will think about it, and you won't have to look for a room tomorrow after thinking about it." ”

Hua Butterfly spread her hands: "I'd better go find a house, if I promise to come down, you will run away instead, I am such an understanding woman, of course I don't want to pit you." ”

Lin Bai: "......"

Well, the essence of my lustful heart and lustless guts has been completely exposed, and even the "general" like the flower butterfly dares to tease me, ya! If it weren't for the fact that I didn't want to waste it casually, I would definitely clean you up, and when I was not a virgin, you would try to tease me again, and put you in a position like eighteen in minutes.

Of course, you have to turn on the TV when you eat, every channel is replaying the battle during the day, over and over again, some current affairs critics are scolding the police for being incompetent, some people are supporting the police, some people are praising the bravery and fearlessness of the policewoman, but some people criticize her for having courage but no strength. There are different opinions, and each has its own opinion...... Brain-dead experts and professors are scurrying up and down, stirring up the wind and rain.

There is a criminal psychologist chattering on TV: "The gangster named the Winter Soldier is obviously poisoned by violent movies, and the name he gave himself is exactly the same as the villain in "Captain America 2", he is imitating crime, which shows that the film industry must clean up, these damn movies are instigating everyone to become violent criminals, and I build yì From now on, movie theaters can only play films with healthy and uplifting ideological content such as "Little Tadpole Looking for Mother", "Nine-colored Deer", and "Avanti". ”

Lin Bai raised his middle finger at the TV and said seriously: "Should I go and beat up this expert, so that I can increase some evil power." ”

Hua Butterfly clapped her hands in approval, this underworld woman is a lawless, and she will fight when she hears about beating people.

However, the female demon king, the source of evil, was not interested, and snorted: "Will you have trouble with the crickets in the grass?" It doesn't matter how much he makes a fuss, just don't hear it. ”

Well, this is also a kind of king's elegance, which is worth learning from Lin Bai. A superior person must have a superior mentality, don't be casually fighting with the scum, there is no need for this. For example, after the thirty-two father-in-law's "Overlord Flower and Xiaobai" became popular, some people sprayed his novel on the Internet as garbage, and said that the father-in-law was stupid, but the thirty-two father-in-law didn't bother to pay attention to them, write how to write, how to live, rich is capricious, oh, you can be capricious without money.

After dinner, Hua Butterfly took the initiative to wash the dishes, although she is an underworld, she is very hardworking. Lin Bai was a little unclear, whether it was the lazy good people who made a great contribution to the world, or the hard-working underworld who made a great contribution to the world, this question involved philosophy, and it was quite difficult for the illiterate. After thinking about it for a long time, Lin Bai came up with an answer, anyway, his contribution to the world is definitely not as great as that of Hua Butterfly, and he doesn't seem to have done anything before he gets the ability.

The police and the military came to the door, and that happened in the most lively and prosperous area of the city center, so the police and the military could not be nervous. They couldn't find the masked hero, but they could find the Overlord Flower, so they came to talk to the Overlord Flower and wanted to ask what the Winter Soldier was and if there were any clues. Ask the masked hero again who he is, and if you can ask him to come out and help the police solve the case.

The female demon king casually forged a few copies of the "confidential text", fictitious an international terrorist criminal organization, and coaxed this group away, Lin Bai admired her ability in this area so much, he didn't dare to expose his dual identity, if he was entangled by the police and the military, his life would definitely become a mess, even if he wouldn't be caught and locked up, but he definitely couldn't live like an ordinary person on the old street.

After exposing her strength, the female demon king can still live a chic life, thanks to her magic of casually disguising Wen Jiàn, Lin Bai really wants to learn that thing early, so he must work harder to learn the demon language.

After it got dark, the female demon king and the flower butterfly went back to the second floor to sleep. Lin Bai was about to lie down on the chair in the living room, when he heard the sound of the guide cane knocking on the door, opened the small door, and the female daring man stood at the door. She said to Lin Bai in a deep voice: "Come with me somewhere, there is something I need to talk to you about." (To be continued!)

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