Chapter 155: Chen Xiaoyao's Charm!
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"Hole cards? It's not good, isn't it just more than the number of people! I've got that too! ”
Chen Xiaoyao looked at the three disobedient gods opposite, stretched out his arms, and stretched his muscles!
Then, an eye-catching graceful figure wearing a cheongsam-style costume stood beside Chen Xiaoyao, needless to say, of course, it was Luo Cuilian.
"Husband!"
Luo Cuilian came to Chen Xiaoyao's side and said, and for her call, Zhu Gangguan, who was on the opposite side, was first very surprised and shouted, as if he had seen and heard something very incredible, and he absolutely didn't want to believe it.
"Wait! Husband?! This fairy, you just said, this, this is your husband! Is this a mistake!! ”
"Oh, yes, yes, it must be this man's name is husband, isn't it! Ahaha, my old pig knows, it must be like this, is it my old pig really smart, I know it all at once, well, yes, yes, it must be like this"
Looking at Zhu Gangguan's strong self-hypnotic appearance and the words it kept chattering, Sun Wukong directly gave Zhu Gangguan a brain meltdown!
"Oh, Brother Monkey, what are you doing here!"
"Idiot! Open your pig eyes wide and see clearly, the one opposite is a man, and his name is Chen Xiaoyao, not husband, the 'husband' just now is the name between husband and wife, nerd, have you been kicked in the head recently, and now you are getting less and less sober! ”
Hearing this, the pig was immediately stunned. And the whole person is motionless, as if the whole person is petrified!
"Hey. Hey. Nerds! Nerds! ”
Sun Wukong took his monkey hand and shook it back and forth in front of Zhu Gangguana's two eyes that were as wide as two small light bulbs, but Zhu Gangguan didn't react at all, even if Sun Wukong was pulling Zhu Gangguana's two pig ears like small fans on the side, there was no reaction at all.
"Idiot, damn it! Sorry, nerd! Sun Wukong saw that Zhu Gangguan still looked like that stone carving, and then walked directly in front of Zhu Gangguan, stretched out his pair of monkey hands, and said, "Wake up for me!" ”
Then he said. Sun Wukong used his hand to twitch the sluggish pig face of the pig.
Bang bang
The sound of the slap when the hand and face come into contact is sounded!
"Oh, Brother Monkey, stop!"
Pig Gangguan, who was 'awakened' by the stimulation of severe pain, hurriedly shouted, but—
Syllable!
An unusually huge slap sounded, and then there was a huge sound of 'bang' and 'boom' not long after, this is because the pig was directly slapped away by Sun Wukong, and then it continued to rotate 720 degrees in mid-air, and then the big pig face found the ground fiercely, and the whole person was in an upside-down posture and was still rotating violently like a spinning top, and as a result, the earth was dug out of a ravine about ten centimeters deep!
After that, because of the momentum of strength, the body of the brave man continued to roll on the ground. Finally, it took a long time before it stopped.
"Dead monkey!"
The pig that had finally gotten up didn't care about spinning the dirt on his body. The first thing he did when he got up was to rush over and grab the clothes on Sun Wukong's chest, and pull Sun Wukong's 'short' body up.
"Didn't my old pig stop just now! Why do you keep fighting! And it's still hitting so hard, what's going on!? ”
Facing Sun Wukong's ears, Zhu Gangguan roared so angrily, like the hatred of killing his father and taking his wife!
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just smoked it too coolly, and I accidentally increased the intensity!"
Hearing Sun Wukong say this, Zhu Gangguan was angry that one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas were born!
As a result, Sun Wukong continued to be embarrassed.
"Ah, seriously, my grandson hasn't smoked so well for a long time!"
"Your ancestor's!"
It is said that the Buddha also has three points of fire, not to mention the pig just hyena!
Zhu Gangguan, who was about to vomit blood by Sun Wukong, had a hideous pig face, grabbed the collar of Sun Wukong's chest with one hand and wanted to throw Sun Wukong to the ground, but Sun Wukong grabbed Zhu Gangguan's wrist instead, and instead came to an over-the-shoulder fall!
Bang!
There is a pit left by Sun Wukong on the earth, but it is just a big herringbone pit!
"Hmph, nerd, just your little bit of three-legged cat kung fu, and you still want to fall down my grandson, you can save it, I'm going back to practice for 1,800 years!"
"You deserving plague dead monkey! You wait for me old pig! ”
Zhu Gangguan, who silently crawled out of the pit, made a sad and indignant declaration to Sun Wukong, who was looking at him with disdain!
"Senior brother, second senior brother, don't fight, don't fight, the master was captured by the goblin, ah, it's wrong, it's wrong, you can hurry up and take a look, another god killer is coming!"
Hearing this, Sun Wukong and Zhu Gangguan shifted their gaze to a strangely dressed strange man who suddenly fell from the sky at this moment, the compound eyes of insects and rain eyebrows are iconic features, and then on the high-style cyan clothes, the black cloak flutters in the wind.
In the holster at the waist was a steel-colored large-caliber revolver, and the feet were pierced with long black leather boots with iron nails.
This is none other than the Lord of Darkness in Los Angeles, John. Pluto. Smith, aka Anne. Charlton.
He naturally raised his head, then stepped on the footsteps of leather boots, and walked with a very natural and relaxed pace like a king inspecting his territory, under the gaze of everyone, and finally walked to Chen Xiaoyao's side.
Looking at the unfamiliar figure in front of him in black clothes and black masks, Sun Wukong frowned and said.
Ah, I didn't expect to see three god-killers in this small place at once. This is really, really unexpected. Yahh There are too many opponents, and it's quite troublesome! ”
"Oh, I got it, so I don't have to talk nonsense."
Anne's tone revealed a faint disgust, but it was a man's deep, magnetic voice.
Ah, what's going on now, I even feel troubled to pretend to be a man's voice, and I'm obviously planning to pretend to be a man.
But. Why don't you want Chen Xiaoyao to hear this voice at all now!
Anne, who was inexplicably annoyed, continued in an unceremonious tone: "Monkey King...... The gods that lurk in my homeland know my name. If you can, it's best to remember John beforehand. Pluto. The name Smith. ”
Anne gave her name and drew her steel-colored revolver.
"Oh, it's true that your strength is increasing a little accordingly, and this thing also fills my grandson's heart with a feeling of unhappiness."
After seeing the magic spear, Monkey King muttered with interest.
It really deserves to be Sun Wukong, and he immediately noticed the power of this magic gun, and Anne, who was thinking like this, glanced at Chen Xiaoyao next to her.
Obviously, I have experienced a fierce battle just now! But you can see that you haven't used all your strength, and even in the face of various unfavorable situations, your heart will never give in. Sure enough, such a person can be called a king!
Anne smiled suddenly under the mask.
For men who have no immunity to Anne. Charlton seemed to be hiding from Chen Xiaoyao. But as John. Pluto. Smith's words felt so pleasant, or envious!
Falling in love with many girls and enjoying the fun of love is the hobby of talented people, and people like them with such talents should be blessed, like those who have been shouting 'heterosexuality to death', 'love saint to death', 'long live single' and the like, they will never understand that women can never cope with the loneliness of celibacy!
(PS: I always feel like I'm laughing at the group!) )
"Okay, Sun Wukong, you see that now this is a three-on-three draw, and your hole cards are really not enough to see!"
Chen Xiaoyao said things like this, and for Chen Xiaoyao, he just told the truth.
However, Luo Cuilian, as Chen Xiaoyao's wife, cast a very dangerous gaze at this time.
"Husband, you plan to let an unidentified man who has only worked together for the first time come in with only the two of us and the two of us are together! Stupid, this is an insult and a blasphemy to my wife. Ditch! ”
It's an unidentified man, it's really a ruthless way to call him.
Anne, who was also a little jealous about the masquerade and black shawl, said quietly with a little jealousy.
"Oh, wife! Really, you obviously have a wife, but sure enough, you have a way of entrapping women. ”
"It's strange to say anything about women, and besides, you'd better say less."
Faced with Annie's somewhat resentful answer, Chen Xiaoyao covered it up very well, after all, Luo Cuilian didn't know that this person was Annie.
"That's it, anyway. Isn't there three gods on the other side as enemies, and wouldn't it be a shame if there was one less person on our side? ”
"Shame?"
Luo Cuilian, who heard this word, reacted immediately, she had a very high self-esteem, she decisively couldn't accept this word, Chen Xiaoyao knew it, and because of Luo Cuilian's reason, if she used the agitation method against Luo Cuilian, it would definitely be a radical and an accurate!
Just like now, at this time, Luo Cuilian would never say the retort that 'fighting with outnumbered people is the honor of a warrior'.
"Yes, Cuilian, think about it, if you don't prepare to fight with an army with the same lineup as the enemy, it's a matter of face."
"Yes! Admittedly, there is some truth to this. Oh well, I'll accept this build yì! ”
Looking at the somewhat cute Luo Cuilian in front of him, Chen Xiaoyao made a V-shaped finger behind his back, and then looked at Anne with such a meaningful expression with a 'plan' and 'look, it's so simple' on his face.
And Luo Cuilian on the side turned to face another god killer, that is, Anne Dao, after finishing speaking, "According to my guess, you are the king of the United States, right?" My last name is Luo. The name is Cuilian. The word is Hao. Now I will allow you to join my formation in this competition and fight alongside me Luo Hao. ”
"Ah, what a strange greeting, I, John. Pluto. Smith did his best. ”
For Luo Cuilian's arrogant invitation to fight together, Anne responded indifferently.
Sure enough, compared to Luo Cuilian, who is in her 200s, Anne, who is only 24 years old, is more like an adult. Chen Xiaoyao, who watched the interaction between the two of them, thought so.
"Okay, now, Chen Xiaoyao here is my husband Luo Cuilian, and John Luto, an ally. Smith, it's the same number as you and your juniors now. ”
"Hah! Wait, is it going to start now, can you wait a little bit! ”
The pig on the side hurriedly shook his pig head, so strongly refused.
"Hmph, in that case, let's go to war!"
This is Sun Wukong's bold words.
"Senior brother, I beg you. Are you just waiting, waiting. It's just a one-click, really just this one."
At this time, Zhu Gangguan held Sun Wukong's hand like a little daughter-in-law, and then twisted and pinched the posture of a little daughter, looking at Sun Wukong pitifully, so that Chen Xiaoyao, Luo Cuilian, and Anne on the side frowned, and the others were similar.
"Idiot, that's enough, what a system to pull and pull! If you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go! ”
Sun Wukong directly shook off Zhu Gangguan's hand, and then jumped a few meters away with a rub, it seems that he is also disgusted by Zhu Gangguan's appearance!
"Actually, Brother Monkey, my old pig, my old pig fell in love with the god-killer named Chen Xiaoyao on the other side, so Brother Monkey, can you not fight!"
Zhu Gang said very loudly, and the sheep's voice made Chen Xiaoyao retreat quickly, and then did not forget to put Luo Cuilian and Anilla away.
And Sun Wukong, who heard what Zhu Gangguan said, looked as if he had been eaten a fly and was disgusting and wanted to vomit!
"Nerd, I know, that person named Chen Xiaoyao is very beautiful, completely more beautiful than the goddess in my mind, even I am very reluctant to start, but ah, the other party is a god killer, so nerd, your dream can only be said to be a dream! It won't happen! ”
"Eh, wait, Brother Monkey! You just said that Chen Xiaoyao is very beautiful, even more beautiful than the goddess in your mind, so let me ask first, the goddess in your mind has not changed! ”
Pig Gangguan seemed to have heard the news of the end of the world, and showed a frightened look.
"Isn't this nonsense, of course it hasn't changed!"
Sun Wukong nodded affirmatively, and then Zhu Gangguan's face was not an expression as if the end of the world had come, but an expression that the world had been ruined!
Oh my God, isn't the world ruined!
This monkey actually said that human beings are beautiful, and they are even more beautiful than the goddess in the monkey's heart, the female monkey with long black hair! Oh my God!
"Hmph, I said, my grandson's vision is a thousand times better than yours, who is beautiful and who is not beautiful, my grandson sees it clearly, although Chen Xiaoyao's vision is a little worse, and he will choose some such ugly people as his wife and lover."
As he spoke, Sun Wukong pointed his finger at the women around Chen Xiaoyao and Luo Cuilian.
"But ah, even if people's vision is a little worse, it's a pity that you still don't deserve to be a nerd, so you better save it, don't daydream, you have to be more like me and Senior Brother Sha, beautiful and beautiful, don't sit still! Do you say yes, Senior Brother Sha! ”
As he spoke, Sun Wukong pointed his finger at the quicksand god on the side, but the quicksand god did not answer Sun Wukong, but kept looking at Chen Xiaoyao, and then the whole person was stunned.
"Senior Brother Sha, Senior Brother Sha? Senior Brother Sha! ”
"Ah, ah, senior brother, what are you telling me to do, I didn't hear it clearly just now!"
And such a result is naturally self-evident.
"Hahaha, senior brother, you just praised the third child, as a result, hahahahaha"
Zhu Gangguan smiled very proudly, and said that he was very happy for Sun Wukong, who was slapped in the face.
"Forget it, I'll clean you up later, Senior Brother Sha, we just said that we are going to fight with Chen Xiaoyao and them, it's no problem!"
Sun Wukong showed a sinister expression and stared directly at the quicksand god.
"Well, this me, senior brother is actually me"
Facing the quicksand god who is spitting and spitting, Sun Wukong also knows, it seems that he is also very opposed to fighting Chen Xiaoyao!
"Ahhh Brothers of one heart! Its profits are broken! ”
Sun Wukong directly plucked two long golden green hairs from the back of his head, and then stuffed these two hairs into their mouths directly when Pig Gangguan and Quicksand God had no time to react, and the hairs turned into liquid in their mouths and entered their respective bodies.
"Ah, this"
"Senior brother! You" (to be continued......)