Chapter 244: Low-key and high-grade
"What the hell is going on?" Zhou Yan pretended to be casual on the surface, but in his heart, he began to call the universal scene converter: "Universal scene converter, tell me, which planet's primary school students can calculate such a problem?" ”
"Please call me Brother Universal Scene Converter, or I'll ignore you." The universal scene converter said lightly.
"Alright! Brother, why was it so good just now, but the question is so difficult now? ”
"To be a human being, you must know when to keep a low profile." The universal scene converter said earnestly: "Just now, you loaded the coins so tightly that even I couldn't stand it." ”
"But as a successful person, you must be good at loading coins on various occasions?" Zhou Yan said depressedly.
"That's right, every truly successful person has to load a coin." The universal scene converter said: "However, the coin must be low-key, and the high-end atmosphere will not arouse everyone's disgust, but will feel that this successful person is just telling the truth, and even, this successful person is too low-key......"
"You mean, what I said just now was too direct, too lacking in the posture that a successful person should have?"
Zhou Yan was not stupid, he immediately understood the meaning of the words of the Universal Scene Converter.
"Yes, it's really inappropriate to slap everyone in the face like the kind of coin you just put on the surface."
"Hmm......" Zhou Yan thought for a while and said, "But this cow has been blown out, you have to let me save some face on such an occasion, right?" Otherwise, my tall image would be completely ruined in just such a second. ”
"Now that you've realized your mistake." The Universal Scene Converter said, "That...... You apologize to the audience and do as I say. A low-key yet luxurious one-time coin. Then I'll switch the scene back for you - yes. You'll have to ask Li Yong to repeat the question. ”
"Okay, I see." Zhou Yan seemed to have something more in his heart, and now he felt a little inappropriate for what he said just now.
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"Brother Li Yong, as well as the audience friends at the scene, as well as the audience friends in front of the TV." Zhou Yan suddenly raised his head, showed the most modest smile, and said, "Before answering the question." I would like to apologize to everyone in the first place. ”
"Apologize?" Li Yong was surprised: "Why apologize?" You didn't do anything wrong. ”
"yes!"
The audience shouted in unison.
"No, I was wrong." Zhou Yan said sincerely: "Just now, my young heart, here I boldly say that the topic of Lucky Fifty-Three is too simple. ”
"For you, these topics are really easy." Li Yong nodded and said, "You are telling the truth, it is indeed not difficult to make a question in such a short time......
He smiled and said, "Of course, it's for you. For me. Even an hour may not be able to do it. ”
"Nope." Zhou Yan said: "This matter is indeed my mistake, please accept my apology." ”
Zhou Yan suddenly bowed to the audience: "Can you forgive me?" Don't forgive me. I just keep bending over and talking......"
At this time, the audience began to discuss.
"What a child! Obviously, those topics were easy for him, but in order to take into account the feelings of us, the audience, he took the initiative to apologize. It's really the four young people of New China! ”
"It's a pity that my family is a boy, if it's a girl, I have to marry him."
"Well, this young man is quite handsome, and he is humble and generous, and he has the demeanor of a man who has achieved great things. If you really have a daughter, it would be a good place to marry him......"
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Jiang Ju secretly wondered in his heart: "This Zhou Yan, why did you suddenly apologize to everyone? When something goes wrong, there must be a demon. Could it be that he didn't know how to do this question just now? Are you deliberately delaying time, or are you paving the way for your own inability to answer? ”
"Since Zhou Yan insists on apologizing to everyone, then, let's reluctantly forgive him!" Li Yong said with a smile: "Although, we don't think he's wrong. ”
"I was really wrong." Zhou Yan said with sincerity on his face: "Although my mind may be a little bit better than that of ordinary people, my luck may also be a little better than ordinary." However, this must not be used for show-off - please forgive me for not being rude. ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone immediately understood what he meant.
"What a responsible man!" Many female viewers nodded and said: "If I were seven or eight years younger, I would have to chase him - it's a pity that now I have become a yellow-faced woman......"
Many of them immediately took out their makeup mirrors, carefully observing their appearance, fantasizing about how young they looked, and whether they could be worthy of Zhou Yan.
"Sure enough, he is a good man who is knowledgeable! Blaming oneself is like blaming others, and he is really a man! ”
This is the heart of many male viewers.
Although the audience had different ideas, no matter what, everyone made the same action - applause!
The warm applause let everyone know that everyone didn't mean to blame Zhou Yan at all.
"Okay!" The universal scene converter said: "It's beautiful, this time this comparison is low-key and high-grade - you let Li Yong read the question again......"
At this moment, Li Yong nodded to Zhou Yan and said, "Okay, I believe everyone can feel your true apologies - please answer the question." ”
"Forehead......" Zhou Yan raised his head and hesitated: "Host, can you read the question again?" Just now, I was so worried about the mistake I made that I didn't hear the question clearly. ”
"Huh?" Li Yong almost didn't stand still.
Zhou Yan is really a great pen!
Didn't you hear the question clearly?
Was he kidding himself?
However, Li Yong still nodded and said, "Please listen to the question......"
At this time, the universal scene converter quickly said: "In the scene transition, three, two, one!" ”
Zhou Yan's eyes flashed slightly, and he heard Li Yong read the question: "If a strong man is holding a hundred kilograms of sledgehammer to smash a raw egg - please note that if it is not smashed, the egg is also a real egg." Excuse me, what happens to an egg when the hammer repeatedly hits the egg and hits it accurately? ”
Zhou Yan secretly wiped his sweat.
This kind of topic is what I am good at!
A 100-kilogram sledgehammer repeatedly smashes raw eggs, and the shell of the egg will of course turn into many tiny pieces, while the egg whites and yolks will turn into a slimy liquid. Several substances are mixed together, which is the state at this time.
Zhou Yan nodded: "It will turn into a mixture of viscous liquid and fine solid fragments." ”
As soon as these words came out, Jiang Shan was shocked! (To be continued......)
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Bowl arrangement......
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