Chapter 304 Bet on the true colors of men
"Ah...... Otaku, are you looking for death, if you don't hide at home every day, I see you beating you once, don't think that if you invite us to come here to send duì, we will move you? If that's what you think, you're wrong. All the men heard Li Moxu humiliating them.
"I just said toothpicks, and I didn't name who it was, what are you excited about, don't you think you can't do it? Let's compare and see who is bigger, who is longer, and who is stronger. If you lose, drink three bottles of XO and two bottles of red. How about it, these bottles are tens of thousands of yuan a bottle, and drinking them will strengthen the following, haha, are you afraid? Don't dare to compare with me? Or is it more durable than me? There's no problem with this.,I've taken them all.,Haha,Bean sprouts.,Tease B.。 Yang Tianmu went crazy and said with a laugh.
"I said you boys, you can't really compare, right? Compare, go to the bathroom, don't compare in front of my eyes, I don't want to see you toothpicks. Banhua, and the squad leader said to them: "Well, this is also a good note, or else, you boys can compare with each other, and the losing bottle is better than usually playing those pokers, dice, etc., there is no novelty at all." Of course, girls can help their boyfriends get bigger, so that the comparison is interesting, not necessarily all men and Yang Gaocai's classmates. ”
Everyone is an aristocratic circle, my father does not have billions of assets, and it is not a problem to have hundreds of millions of assets, otherwise he would not go to a private university recognized by the state. The squad leader's words can be described as innovative and trendy, which is much better than playing those big talk dice in the past. In foreign countries, many gringos also play like this, and those who lose can play each other's girlfriends. But this is domestic. They didn't open - put it to this point. Lost. Just drinking, or drinking the most expensive wine.
Some of the boys and men who came to participate in this party with their girlfriends, they were really speechless when they heard the words of this class leader. Thinking that the things below me are not very good, not long or short, and thinking of having to drink two bottles of wine so much, I began to be a little afraid to ask: "Can you not gamble?" ”
"I said you wouldn't really be a toothpick, would you? Rest assured. Among the twenty boys in the field, there will definitely be someone younger than you, you can draw each other to compare, and it depends on your luck if you win or lose. A boy said to the fat man: "By the way, I heard that usually, fat people are all small dings underneath, I don't know if it's true?" ”
"Compare to whom, who is afraid of whom. Say good, if you lose. Just drink three bottles of XO and two bottles of red wine. The boy who was dazed scolded said: "I am the first to compare with you, let you know that I am fat, but the things below must be better than you, little wife, let's go to the bathroom, help me make it bigger, and let your male classmate know how good I am." ”
"Chubby, are you really? Okay, I'll help you, even if you lose, I'll help you drink a bottle. The little girl heard her boyfriend's words.
"Okay, I'll compete with you. Baby, let's go to the second bathroom together, well, otaku, you can help the two of us testify in a moment. The boy was called out by the other party.
In this way, the group of teases began to take their girlfriends to the bathroom than Little Tintin, and no one knew what they were doing in the bathroom. I only know that the two boys came out of the bathroom, and compared to the size of the door, the witness was Yang Tianmu. There is basically no need to testify for such a thing, and if you find an otaku to testify, you are afraid that the other party will be pity.
"Haha, what's the matter, I let you look down on me fat, haha, Xiaodou Yacai, I'm embarrassed to say that I'm small, haha, drink, go drink, if you can't drink, call your girlfriend to help you drink." The chubby little chubby said with a laugh.
Everyone on the field heard him laughing, and many girls looked at them, but they only saw their backs, but did not see the murder weapon in front of them.
"I said, little fat man, why is your stuff all wet and some white liquid stuff on it?" Yang Tianmu pointed to the thing above him and said.
"Hehe, brother, don't pretend, you just need to know these things, do you still want to ask?" The little fat man said with a smile.
"Your belly is so big, how do you play in it? The thing didn't go in, the belly has been hit, and it hasn't been hit by the girlfriend? Classmate, he didn't knock you into the air, did he? Yang Tianmu asked the two of them curiously.
Sweat......
"You're not very thin, I'm not going to say anything about this, say it, my girlfriend beat me, you want to go yourself, I'll go and see how this foodie drinks, haha, cool, cool today." This time, he came with his girlfriend to participate in the pie, and yes, he found his confidence in them.
The guy who loses, naturally punishes drinking, in order to be fair, this beautiful squad leader said to the boys, after the competition, you can't tell the other party's secrets, so as not to be found by the strong boys. Of course, if you have lost, you are not allowed to challenge the other party again, but you can challenge the other party again.
"Haha, exciting, exciting, you also go to compete with them, if you can't drink it, I'll help you drink it!" Some girls clapped their hands and let their boyfriends go over to talk about it.
"......" In order to please the boys who want to please their girlfriends, they can only find a goal to compete, the size is another time, it is not important to win or lose, it is important to make their girlfriend happy.
"Grandma's, compare that toothpick with me, or you three compare with me, and I'll pick the three of you one by one. Lost, I drank three times. Yang Tianmu had already seen the three boys unpleasantly and said.
"Otaku, are you serious? Do you really want to compare the three of us? Okay, let's accompany you, don't be a skin when the time comes, little wife, come and blow it with my mouth, and I'll let him know what an artifact is. The three men who were named pointed at Yang Tianmu and scolded.
"You two can play for me, too." Yang Tianmu said to the two girls' school girls.
"Okay, you can do whatever you want, let's go into the bathroom." The two of them said with a smile when they heard Yang Tianmu's words.
In general, there are two bathrooms in high-end places, but this super-high-end hall has three, because it can accommodate more guests. There are too many guests and too many drinks, and it is inevitable that they will run into the bathroom and vomit, one for three, if Yang Tianmu enters a bathroom. Then there will be someone outside. Unless there are two of them in the same room. In order to solve this problem. Yang Tianmu decided to get it outside and let the three of them go into the bathroom.
"Let's get it outside, the three of them are inside." Yang Tianmu said to the two beauties Quan Xiaohua.
"Ah, yes, yes, but I can only use my hands or my mouth, and I can't give you that." The two of them said.
"Done. Come on, just kiss and you can get bigger. ”
Yang Tianmu turned his back to them, so that everyone couldn't see their murder weapon, and all they saw was a beautiful woman squatting in front of this otaku, and the other was kissing Yang Tianmu.
After a while, three boys came out of the bathroom, and the two girls' school girls also avoided it, leaving the four boys there to go at a higher cost than the men. As a result, when the three boys saw Yang Tianmu's capital, their jaws almost fell to the ground. Looking at his own things again, he looked dejected.
"Haha. How about it, on this point, Douya Cai also dares to compare with me, let me go to the bar, it's better to drink to death, haha, happy,. Yang Tianmu said with a very proud look.
"No, I'm going to fight you for a long time." They guys were not convinced.
"I know you said that, okay, how do you compare, you won't let us compare in the same room, do you dare your girlfriend?" Yang Tianmu knew that they were not convinced.
", of course it's a room comparison, otherwise who knows if the other party is cheating, as for my girlfriend, you don't have to worry, you're still worried about your girlfriend." They said.
"My girlfriend doesn't matter, don't you just take a look, but if you say good, if you lose, drink double, drink with your girlfriend." Yang Tianmu said to the three of them.
"Cheng, I don't believe you can fight for two or three hours." The three of them nodded.
Men can lose their capital, but they can't lose their true colors, so the four of them asked their girlfriends to fight in a room for a long time. The screams were drowned out by the music outside, leaving two bathrooms for other boys to compare, and the girls were playing big talk.
Half an hour later, two men and women came out of the room, the woman's face was red, the man's breath was undecided, he looked unconvinced, picked up the wine on the table, and drank it with a grunt. While drinking, he scolded Yang Tianmu and the two women, saying that if it weren't for the fact that the two women were so active and made men drunk and dreaming of death, he wouldn't have lost so quickly.
Forty-five minutes later, another couple of men and women came out of the rest room, and the so-called rest room, most of which were reserved for some men and women who had sent duì here. After this pair of men and women came out of it, they didn't scold Yang Tianmu, they could only say that they were really inferior to others, especially in terms of moves, Yang Tianmu all took out his arm strength, hugged each other's thighs, and held them high to play. Now they can only pin their hopes on the last classmate, hoping that the other party can suppress Yang Tianmu's combat power.
"Paralyzed, when did this otaku become so powerful, this time he really threw it into the guy's house." They grabbed the wine on the table and drank it and said, "Little wife, this time I have also burdened you." ”
"It's okay, just drink it, anyway, these are imported expensive wines, don't drink them for nothing. After ...... finished speaking, he picked up the wine on the table and drank it.
"Tell me, is that otaku really that powerful?" The male and female classmates next to him gossiped and asked questions around the two of them.
"Well, don't bet with him on this, that thing is really not ordinarily big, and it has the capital of American black. I just don't know if the combat power is really that strong! They whispered to their classmates.
About an hour or so, the third boy and his girlfriend appeared, looking dejected, knowing that the two of them also lost to Yang Tianmu. Then Yang Tianmu laughed and appeared in front of them, saying that they were not only bean sprouts, but also said that they had kidney deficits, and they would be successful in a few clicks. said that their faces were not good-looking, but they couldn't say anything about Yang Tianmu, so they could only pick up the wine and drink it.
"Drink, drink, I'll see if you can get up tomorrow!" Yang Tianmu laughed and looked at them like bears and said, thinking to himself: "His grandmother, Lao Tzu has money now, drink you to death." (To be continued......)