Chapter 598: I'm So Naïve
"Yes, my grandmother is eighty years old, and I must go back." Nie Yu said to Zhang Judo.
"Oh." Zhang Rou suddenly realized: "The very expensive jade bracelet you bought in the jade store should be a birthday gift for your grandmother, right?" ”
"That's right, I bought it for her old man's birthday gift."
"Brother......" Zhang Rou immediately looked at Fang Hong, meaning let's go together, right?
Fang Hong lowered his head to eat, pretending not to hear.
Nie Yu immediately said: "Girl, your brother has some things, he won't go back with me, but if you want to go, you can come with me." ”
"Girl, if you want to go, go together, just be obedient and don't run around." Fang Hong said to Zhang Judo.
"Well, sister-in-law, then I will also go back to Yanjing with you, I have long thought of traveling there!" Zhang Rou said excitedly.
……
Nothing happened one day, eleven o'clock in the evening.
Before going to bed, Fang Hong planned to go to his bedroom to get a mobile phone charger, and then go to Nie Yu's room.
Bu Xinyun rarely "occupied" his bedroom tonight, but he thought that Nie Yu would leave Suizhou and return to Yanjing tomorrow, so Fang Hong still planned to accompany Nie Yu with her tonight.
Actually, maybe it's because I'm used to it, and when I think that Nie Yu will leave tomorrow, I'm really a little reluctant......
said that Fang Hong took the charger and was about to go to Nie Yu's room when the window was suddenly opened from the outside, and the figure flashed, and Bu Xinyun, who was dressed in sexy red pajamas, jumped in lightly from the window.
"Giggles, Xiao Fang, I'm here." Bu Xin Yunjiao smiled, went directly to Fang Hong's bed, lying on her side with her hands on her cheeks, and looked at Fang Hong with a pair of wonderful eyes, and the whole person showed an extremely tempting demeanor.
"What are you doing here?" Fang Hong said in a sneer.
"Didn't Miss tell you? You saved me, and I'm going to come over tonight to repay you. Bu Xinyun said tiredly.
"Please, don't show up in my sight in the future, it's already a reward."
"Oh Xiaofang, how can you talk like that? People are serious this time! Bu Xinyun said angrily.
"You think I'm kidding?" Fang Hong glanced at Xinyun and raised his feet to leave.
"Forget it." Bu Xinyun shook his head helplessly: "Xiaofang, you are good at everything, but you are too incomprehensible, since this is the case...... Then I'll just be more direct! ”
Bu Xinyun's left hand raised two fingers in the middle of the index, and between the two fingers, there was a red, thin, square gadget.
Fang Hong: "......"
As if shooting an advertisement, Bu Xinyun read with that fiery red lips and extremely tempting voice: "Duris ultra-thin passion suit, high quality, stronger and more confident, dynamic design, full of youthful vitality, young feeling, fashionable atmosphere, give you and your lover a surging experience, desire, desire, immortal, desire, death...... Plus, it's safe and accident-free! ”
Fang Hong's forehead hung down a large row of thick black lines: "......"
Bu Xinyun licked her fiery red lips and shook the gadgets in her hand: "Don't hesitate any longer, young man, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold!" ”
“X!” After being stunned for a long time, Fang Hong finally couldn't help but burst out: "You crazy woman!" In the past, I only thought you were fooling around and didn't care about you, but this time you still want to play, really, don't you? ”
"Haha......" Facing Fang Hong, who was embarrassed and angry, Bu Xinyun was not only not afraid, but laughed wildly: "Xiao Fang, you are so cute, so cute!" Haha......"
After laughing for a while, Bu Xinyun put the gadget on the table next to the bed, and then looked at Fang Hong playfully: "Whether you take this step or not, it's up to you to decide, Miss will leave tomorrow, I hope you two don't have any regrets." ”
"......" Fang Hong was stunned again, I'll go, this crazy woman has been doing it for a long time, it turns out that this is what it means!
"Don't get me wrong, my prince tonight is the ninth brother." Bu Xinyun smiled and waved at Fang Hong, and then his figure flashed, and he jumped out of the window.
"Neurotic, keep this thing for you and your ninth brother to use......" Fang Hong stepped forward to pick up the gadget and threw it out of the window with disdain: "Lao Tzu has always been in vacuum!" ”
……
When Fang Hong pushed open the door of Nie Yu's bedroom, the light was still on in the bedroom, and Nie Yu was sitting in front of the dresser, burying his head in writing something.
"What are you writing about?" Fang Hongdao.
"I'm going to write you a guide to living alone." Nie Yu replied.
"Living Alone...... What the hell is this? ”
"Aren't I leaving tomorrow, all the miscellaneous things at home will be handed over to you for the time being, I'm worried that you won't be able to handle it, so I'll write you a strategy in advance, so as not to make a mess when you arrive." Nie Yu said as he wrote.
"Cut!" Fang Hong was a little disapproving: "I'm such a big person, can't I even take care of myself?" ”
"Will you? Do you know where your underwear and pants are in the closet? ”
Fang Hong shook his head, he really didn't know that Nie Yu usually cleaned it up.
"Well, the meat and fruits in that market are cheap and fresh, you know?"
Fang Hong shook his head again, who would care about these things!
"Do you know that domestic garbage should be dumped there, and there are all kinds of daily necessities, so how can you not buy fakes?"
Fang Hong could only shake his head again.
"Also, how will you pay the utility bills? How to pay gas bills, TV bills, broadband bills, and property fees, will you? ”
Fang Hong: "......"
"I can remind you that I only have enough money for you for one month, and by the next month, you will have to do it yourself."
"Hey, can't you just charge more at once? You don't have the money to tell me! Fang Hong finally found a reason to express his dissatisfaction.
"Hehe, I don't." The corners of Nie Yu's lips hooked a sly arc: "In the next month, either you will run to pay the fee by yourself, or you will go to Yanjing to rob me back, of course, if you dare to find another woman to help you, I will definitely not let you go!" ”
"Okay, then I'll sneak downstairs to your house, and you'll climb down with a rope, and I'll pick you up below." Fang Hong joked.
"Okay, it's a deal." Nie Yu stretched out his little thumb very seriously.
"Can you stop being so naïve?" Fang Hong couldn't cry or laugh.
"I'm just so naïve."
Fang Hong was helpless, so he had to pull his little thumb with Nie Yu.
"It's a deal." After Nie Yu finished speaking, he casually tore up the piece of paper full of words.
"Why did you tear it up after you wrote it?" Fang Hong asked.
"Forget it, it's better not to write, and when you make a mess, you'll know how important I am." Nie Yu said with a smile.
"When did I say you don't matter." Fang Hong muttered.
"Okay, let's stop talking about that." Nie Yu got on the bed and gently rubbed Fang Hong's shoulder in the back, and his thoughts flew back to before: "Time flies so fast, I have known you for more than half a year before I know it." ”
"yes, it's been more than half a year." Fang Hong was also quite emotional. (To be continued.) )