Chapter 112: He Jiong chartered the venue to watch "People in Embarrassment"
The lights in the theater dimmed, He Jiong, Wang Han, and Dai Jun stopped chatting, and they all watched the movie quietly. But the silence was soon interrupted by laughter.
The first shot of the film is Li Chenggong, the big boss played by Wang Xu, who scolded the three employees, he was arrogant, bitter, but he couldn't be hated.
He Jiong can no longer see the shadow of Wang Dazhui from Wang Xu, he plays Li Chenggong's arrogance and meanness to the fullest, which is completely two characters with the repeatedly failed Hanging Silk King Sledgehammer.
Wang Xu successfully got rid of the shadow of Wang Dazhui, and his performance was successful.
In the sixth minute of the film, Li Chenggong encountered Niu Geng played by Wang Baoqiang, who went to Chang * Sha to collect debts, at the airport. Niu Gengren, as his name suggests, is not only honest and honest, but also exudes a stupid spirit. When he got the ticket, he asked the ticket buyer: "Is this a standing ticket or a sitting ticket?" ”
"Airplanes are all tickets!"
Niu Geng's stupid appearance made He Jiong laugh. Then Niu Geng was stopped at the boarding gate, and the salutes he brought with him, such as pots and pans, must be checked in, and a large bottle of milk is not allowed to be carried.
It is not allowed to carry liquids on the plane, and this kind of common sense problem is not to mention the cow terrier, you may not know if you have never been on a plane. As a result, the stubborn cow terrier drank a large bottle, at least four or five kilograms of milk, in front of everyone at the airport.
After waiting on the plane, the cow terrier continued to raise his stupidity, because he drank too much milk and felt uncomfortable, first called the flight attendant to come over and asked to open the window for ventilation, and then said that he would not sit down if the plane stopped for a while.
This seven- or eight-minute airport scene made the theater laugh constantly.
There are two keys to why this scene is funny. First, Wang Baoqiang played the stupidity of the cow terrier thoroughly, if it seems to be pretending to be stupid, it will not be funny. The second is Wang Xu's foil.
If there is no Li Chenggong to set off when the cow terrier is stupid, the joke is not so strong. For example, there are several details in the film, Li Chenggong happened to be standing behind the cow terrier when he bought the air ticket, he looked at the cow terrier with the appearance of a migrant worker, pots and pans were all on his body, his eyes were like looking at monkeys, arrogant, and ridiculous.
On the plane. When he saw Niu Geng coming. Hurriedly lowered his head, not wanting to see this stupid treasure. But Niu Geng did see him greet him warmly, and when he sat down next to him, Li Chenggong's expression was very exciting.
Niu Geng's warmth and kindness. Li Chenggong is arrogant. Mean streak. Together, the two form a strong comedic conflict. Without anyone, there are not so many jokes.
The beautiful thing about "People in Embarrassment" is that it is an embarrassing word, and this embarrassment falls on Li Chenggong. Niu Geng is like the plague god in Li Chenggong's life, as long as he "opens his golden mouth". There will be an accident as he said, first the flight attendant opened the window, and finally tossed until the plane reached the sky over Changsha, which made him curse because the plane was forced to return due to the heavy snow in Changsha. Li Chenggong, who had no choice but to squeeze into the hard seat car of the train, breathed a sigh of relief, but saw Niu Geng in the crowd again. The train was hit by his crow's mouth, the railway in front of him collapsed, and the car was replaced, saying that the car would die if it caught fire, and Li Chenggong, who was harmed, was unlucky all the way, making his arrogant image disappear.
The plane returned, Li Chenggong sighed that he had encountered a strange thing, so he took the train instead, and finally found his seat through the crowded crowd with great effort.
Li Chenggong finally spit out a big mouthful, but the good times didn't last long, and soon he saw Niu Geng.
"Hey, boss!"
Niu Geng called him in surprise, and now for Niu Geng's surprise, Li Chenggong's expression was crying and laughing. His expression made He Jiong laugh again.
It's not that enemies don't get together, Li Chenggong and Niu Geng's train tickets are exactly the same, and one of them bought a fake ticket. No one admitted that their one was fake, and Li Chenggong admitted that he was unlucky when he was pulling and arguing, so he took a step and made up a ticket.
"Isn't it just to make up the ticket, I'll make the ticket, but I have to make it clear, my ticket is a real ticket."
"My ticket isn't a fake anyway."
"I've already bought two tickets, now you shut up, I'll sit and you stand."
The quarrel ended here, and after a while, Li Chenggong, who thought he was unlucky, secretly checked how to distinguish a fake ticket written on his mobile phone, and now he bought a fake ticket.
At this time, Li Chenggong showed the not bad side in his heart, he couldn't wipe his face and didn't make a noise, but used the excuse of going to the toilet to let the cow terrier sit for a while.
Until this moment, the audience's attention gradually shifted from the cow terrier to Li Chenggong. The protagonist Li Chenggong did not disappoint everyone, and in the next film, he showed Wang Xu's unique cold humor. Make the audience laugh constantly.
For example, when the film was screened for 17 minutes, half of the train got on and off at Handan Station, which was comfortable and not crowded. At this time, three beautiful college students came up, and Li Chenggong and Niu Terrier rushed to help the three female college students put their luggage on the shelf above.
Li Chenggong looked at the three beautiful students opposite, smiled brightly, and said, "They are all beauties!" ”
One of the schoolgirls said, "Thank you, uncle! ”
"Uncle, it's too exaggerated, I'm a post-9o generation."
"Ahh The cow terrier sighed, looked at Li Chenggong and said in surprise: "Ah, boss, after 9o, you don't look like it!" ”
The three female students all laughed, it is true that Wang Xu is in his thirties with this makeup, how can he not think of the post-9o generation.
Li Chenggong said with a smile: "I went to college after 9o!" ”
"Oh, that's not too small."
The cow terrier is straightforward and fast-talking, and one sentence makes Li Chenggong embarrassed, and the idea of accosting a beautiful woman has failed. In this video, Li Chenggong showed his cold humor for the first time, and the funniest thing was that he and Niu Geng slept in a small dilapidated hotel.
Li Chenggong's wallet fell, and the Cow Terrier's money was also cheated. The two of them only have 4o yuan combined, so the two big men only have to open a single room and squeeze a bed to sleep.
At first, Li Chenggong was reluctant to sleep with the cow terrier, but in the end, he couldn't stand the cold and sleepiness, so he gritted his teeth and squeezed a bed with the cow terrier.
Cow terrier grinding teeth, snoring, talking in sleep, sleeping naked, and farting were all defeated by Li Chenggong one by one. But in the middle of the night, the cow terrier likes to roll the quilt, and the quilt is swept away alone, and Li Chenggong, who was harmed, woke up from freezing as soon as he fell asleep.
This scene where the two of them are in the same bed is full of jokes, He Jiong is out of breath when he laughs, and everyone in the movie theater is bursting with laughter. The funnier is still to come, Li successfully defeated the various skill injuries of the oss bull terrier, and was indeed disturbed by the noise from the next room, so he got up and walked out in annoyance.
Li Chenggong went to the door of the next room, knocked hard, the door opened, he was just about to fire, he was greeted by a big knife, a fierce man with a knife came out, there were two other fierce men with weapons in the room, and the three of them were practicing kung fu in the room.
"What, what's wrong?"
Li Chenggong was startled, pretended to be calm, and pretended to be stupid and asked, "Isn't this 223?"
"It's 216."
"Then I'm sorry I knocked on the wrong door, good night!"
Li Chenggong left immediately, he went back to his room in a vague way, every room in the hotel was the same, he didn't know that he went to the wrong room and slept on a single woman's bed.
The woman deliberately ran out because she lost her temper with her husband and did not go home. She also deliberately didn't close the door, just waiting for her man to come to her and coax her home.
The woman waited for her husband for a while, and slept in a daze, not knowing that there was another person in the bed.
It wasn't until the mobile phone rang that she woke up and answered the phone: "Sister, don't persuade me anymore, that person is really annoying, I have to report to him what I eat, drink, and wear every day, I'm so tired of living, isn't he going to catch the rapist, call him to arrest." It's not my fault that I look like Fan Bingbin, why does he say that I'm a vixen every day, people buy things at my counter, and talk to me a few more words, he says I seduce people, how can I seduce people?"
At this time, Li Chenggong knew that he had gone to the wrong room, and when the woman answered the phone, he was holding his own shoes and crawling on the ground, and as soon as he arrived at the door, the woman's husband came to him, so frightened that he hurriedly hid behind the curtains.
"Yo, here, I said you were a detective, and you came here so soon!"
"Wife, don't get me wrong, I'm not here to catch a rapist, I'm not worried about you being outside alone."
"Should you be at ease, I have a handsome guy hidden in this house, you know, handsome, chic, rich, the key is temperament."
"Angry talk!"
"Who is angry with you, keep your dog's eyes open, and come into the house to show me, where is the adulterer, the adulterer, the adulterer?"
"Wife, dissipate the gas, dissipate the gas."
The woman pinched her husband's ears and rummaged through the cabinets in the house, looking for the so-called adulterer. Seeing that everyone here had already foreseen what was going to happen, there was already a thick smile on their faces, because they all knew that Li Chenggong was hiding behind the curtain at this moment.
The woman reluctantly lifted the bed, opened the cabinet, and kicked open the toilet to prove her innocence.
"Wife, I blame you, I blame you." While slapping himself, the husband repented: "I'm not a person, I blame you, you are innocent, you are innocent." ”
"Wife, don't be angry. Come home, how nice it is to go home! ”
As soon as the words fell, there was a plop, and one of Li Chenggong's shoes fell out. The two couples were stunned when they saw the shoes, and then lifted the curtain cloth, only to see Li Chenggong wearing a pair of floral shorts, shrunk inside, and holding another shoe in his hand.
"I said I went to the wrong room, do you believe me?"
"Hahaha!"
Seeing this, He Jiong, Wang Han, Ou Di, Qian Feng, Xie Na, Li Xiang, Dai Jun, Shen Ling, and Wang Zulan all laughed, and even Wang Lei and Zhang Jie, who don't like to laugh very much, laughed. (To be continued!)
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