299 How to use cucumbers!!

Yang Yi was dumbfounded, Mrs. ...... That's, right? This kind of situation can only appear in novels, and it happened to me.

Looking at the beautiful counselor Liu Jingyi with tears streaming down her face, Yang Yi opened her mouth to explain something, but she felt that no matter what she explained, it was pale, and maybe kneeling down and admitting her mistakes was the right way!

But when the milky white liquid flowed to Liu Jingyi's mouth, she actually stretched out her tongue and licked it in a daze, but in the next second, she suddenly woke up and couldn't help but vomit in her heart.

Nima, this is ...... This is......

She didn't want to say anything, so she hurriedly rushed to the sink and rinsed it with her hands, and her little face was about to lose her skin, red and red, and her mouth didn't know how many times she had washed it, and she still felt extremely disgusting.

"Vomit...... It's so dirty......" The beautiful counselor Liu Jingyi frowned into the word 'Sichuan', glared at Yang Yi hatefully, didn't say anything, and stomped away.

Yang Yi was a little surprised, he was ready to withstand the anger of the thunder and rain, why did he leave?

In fact, after experiencing such an embarrassing thing, Liu Jingyi was naturally annoyed, and even let the liquid flow into her mouth, which made people feel uncomfortable thinking about it.

But what can she say, everything has happened, and besides, Yang Yi is still bare at the moment, who will be more faceless if he stays?

Liu Jingyi is not stupid, she can only swallow this breath secretly, wait, the old lady will definitely take revenge!

Looking at the little brother who was already lying on his stomach, Yang Yi slapped it, and said hatefully: "You are really good at picking the time, this is over, I don't dare to sleep tonight, in case Liu Da Beauty gives you ...... with scissors."

Yang Yi was shocked, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible, according to Liu Jingyi's temper, he didn't get angry, this must be the calm before the storm, we must be aware of precautions and be prepared for danger in times of peace.

After taking a shower, Yang Yi sneaked out of the bathroom, and when he saw the quilt that had been made on the sofa, he couldn't help but feel warm in his heart, but hurriedly shook his head.

This is a trick of the enemy, the purpose is to make us let our guard down, it seems that she has sharpened the scissors to shine.

One night, peaceful, Yang Yi silently endured the torment of time, and finally relaxed when the day was almost dawn, go to sleep, I still don't believe that Liu Jingyi cut it for Lao Tzu!!

He was obviously overwhelmed, this sleep was very peaceful, Yang Yi woke up when the sun had climbed overhead, he hurriedly washed up, and was about to go to the cafeteria for lunch, when the door squeaked open.

It was no one else who came in, of course it was the beautiful counselor Liu Jingyi, the two looked at each other, and they could feel the embarrassment in each other's eyes, last night...... It's crazy!

can be made into a love action movie.

Yang Yi didn't know what to say, but Liu Jingyi asked as if she was fine, "Are you awake?" Let's go, go grocery shopping with the teacher! ”

"Grocery shopping? What to buy? Yang Yi was puzzled.

"Of course, it's grocery shopping and cooking......"

"Damn, you want to cook for me?" Yang Yi was shocked, he didn't want to poison me.

Liu Jingyi nodded and said, "Yes, thank you for saving me twice yesterday, so I decided to cook myself!" ”

"Just kidding, you know how to cook?" Yang Yi was very unconvinced, "Also, can your pot still work?" I just looked rusty! ”

The beautiful counselor Liu Jingyi couldn't help but blush, and said angrily: "How can it be as serious as you said, I just bought it when school started, how can it rust if I haven't used it yet, just wash it later!" ”

The two walked side by side on the campus of the school, talented and beautiful, handsome and beautiful, they couldn't see the relationship between teachers and students at all, but it made people feel that they were a couple, and occasionally a few students from the second class of economics had eaten and passed by, all of them looked at Yang Yi with a gloating look.

This kid must have made a mistake again!

Yang Yi snorted disdainfully and glanced at them, hmph, the young man thinks too much, it is the teacher who wants to cook for me personally, do you have such treatment?

There are many students in the university who like to rent a house outside, so unconsciously several streets around this neighborhood are very prosperous, and there is everything!

"What do you want to eat?" Walking and walking, Liu Jingyi suddenly asked.

Yang Yi was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Whatever, I'm not a picky eater, as long as the amount is large!" ”

For Yang Yi, who can eat bloody fresh meat raw when doing tasks overseas, it is already very good to have food to eat, how can there be anything picky and not picky.

"Hmm...... Then let's make a spicy chicken, mapo tofu, cumin mutton, and ......" Liu Jingyi thought about it and said a few hometown dishes.

Yang Yi hurriedly made a gesture to make her pause: "Okay, okay, why do you do so much, just the two of us, what a waste of time, oh, another vegetarian dish!" ”

"Then shoot a cucumber!" Liu Jingyi said.

As she spoke, she pulled Yang Yi to an aunt's vegetable stall and asked, "Sister, how do you sell this cucumber?" ”

"Cucumbers? Eat or use? "Auntie is not shocked, and she is endless.

Yang Yi didn't jump a little when he heard it, Nima, Auntie is really tough, this is just a mess.

Liu Jingyi blinked, as if she didn't understand what her aunt meant: "Cucumbers can still be used?" ”

"Of course, let me tell you, many women come to me to buy cucumbers, yes, this is it!" The aunt said, holding a cucumber that can have a baby's arm and said, "It's like this, it's best to use, and you can eat it when you run out!" ”

Yang Yi's eyes widened instantly, he took a deep breath, and interjected, "Can you eat it when you run out?" Are you sure? ”

"Of course!" The aunt patted her chest and said, "I have experienced it myself, and I will never fake!" ”

Nima, Yang Yiting's cold sweat was about to come down, and he hurriedly pulled Liu Jingyi away: "Let's go, let's change places......"

"Hey, don't go......" Seeing that the customer was leaving, the aunt was very unhappy and said, "Girl, don't go, the cucumber is not satisfied with me and the eggplant, and the green pepper is fine......"

Yang Yi pulled Liu Jingyi and ran wildly, not wanting to stop for a moment.

After walking a long way, Liu Jingyi shook off Yang Yi's palm and said coquettishly: "What are you doing, didn't you see me shopping for vegetables?" ”

"You're buying groceries?"

"How not?"

"Do you know what it means to be able to use cucumbers?"

Liu Jingyi blinked, shook her head and said nothing, Yang Yi looked around, in case someone was eavesdropping, and leaned into Liu Jingyi's ear and whispered to her how to use cucumbers.

Liu Jingyi's breathing was heavy when she heard it, her little face was red, she was a shy mess, and she whispered: "Phew, you know a lot, don't tell me this, disgusting!" ”

"I'm nauseous? I don't know who talked to my aunt for a long time just now......" Yang Yi said if he wanted to die.

"Oh, you're going to die, people don't know!" Liu Jingyi angrily pinched Yang Yi's arm.

He glanced at him and took the lead.

Shameless, lewd, you can't be with him anymore, or you'll become impure!

After grinding for more than half an hour, and finally buying all the ingredients, Yang Yi was as tired as a dog, carrying a plastic bag full of hands in front of Liu Jingyi, panting and saying, "I said...... How can you buy it so much? ”

"Didn't you say a lot of money? Then buy a little more......" Liu Jingyi said with a brisk footstep and a smile.

"Then why do you go shopping for groceries like shopping, wandering around?"

Liu Jingyi spit out her little fragrant tongue and said, "Hey...... Something went wrong......"

"Your uncle!" Yang Yi couldn't wait to slap her to death!