What is **? What is more important than how much money has been embezzled is that hundreds of millions of public money are not money, and even a cent of one's own money is bigger than a millstone. The money that has fallen into your pocket is your own, and you will never spit it out unless you have to.

The next program is written by the chairman of the Provincial Calligraphy Association on the spot. The chairman of the board of directors is already standing at the entrance of the stage and is ready to play. Two young girls, one holding a tray, one tray is an ink bottle and inkstone, and the other tray is a pen and rice paper. The male host also stood next to him, waiting for the appearance while seizing the time to memorize his lines.

The hostess didn't talk nonsense with the organizing committee, and the time to play was up. The hostess began to announce as soon as she stopped in the middle of the stage: "Next, please see this old comrade writing calligraphy." ”

Damn, what's this called? I should ask Mr. so-and-so to perform calligraphy, right? Formally, I am very happy to tell you a good news, this cultural festival, we invited a certain calligrapher. Then I brag about how awesome this calligrapher's handwriting is, how it has won awards at home and abroad, how it has won unanimous praise from some celebrities, and so on. Then I asked the calligrapher to leave a calligraphy treasure for this conference. Speak with enthusiasm and admiration in your tone. You simply let everyone watch him write calligraphy, and he is a primary school student when he is a calligrapher.

The chairman was so angry that his beard trembled, and he regretted that he shouldn't have come. If it weren't for the call from Vice Governor Wei Lianjia, he really wouldn't have come. Thinking about Wei Lianjia in his heart, he somehow wrote the word "A" in his hand.

After the word "A" was written, I looked at it and it was broken. I wanted to write, but what did I write? I panicked and forgot about it. But this "A" character is very bad, very bad, so bad that it can't be worse.

The chairman of the board of directors practiced Wei Bei, and he practiced "Zhang Menglong Tablet" more than two or three hundred times in his life, and he has already won the samadhi. Wei Bei pays attention to the deep strength and majestic gestures. Now what kind of door is this "A" stamped on paper? If you make it a single word, it's too small; If you use it as a radical, it is too centered, and you can't add other radicals next to it.

Besides, what radicals to add? Add a "bird" to become a "duck"? What should be followed by that? This pair of words should be an idiom, what idiom can be formed from "duck"?

Okay, why should I practice Wei Bei? If you practice cursive, it is better to be wildly cursive, and no one knows the words you write. Wei Bei is a top one, square and square, and he can't rely on it.

If you don't install a door for this "A", let it become a "gate", so that it doesn't take up space, and the end is still the end side. However, the idiom cannot be received behind the "gate". If you don't add a right box to it and become a "box", what idiom should be followed by it?

It must be explained that this embarrassing situation is caused by the chairman being confused, and it has nothing to do with Zhang Qiusheng and others. Zhang Qiusheng was anxious about the chairman, and after some careful consideration, Zhang Qiusheng came up with an idea: "Just write 'soft-shelled turtle is delicious'." The space for writing four words is now written in five words, which can make up for the lack of small words. Zhang Qiusheng stood far away and quietly forced these words into the ears of the chairman with true anger. He is still very face-saving for the chairman.

This sentence is too nondescript and very inconsistent with such an occasion. However, this situation is not caused by me, it is your organizers who did not organize this event well, which made me look foreign. That's the only way, it's better than poking at a loss on the table. What's more, the host said that today is just writing calligraphy, and it has nothing to do with calligraphy.

The chairman of the board of directors dipped himself in thick ink and prepared to write "fish". The male host hurriedly came up to help. How can it help? He didn't know either. The short silence just now was almost suffocating, and now he has to actively express himself, otherwise the leaders of the organizing committee will criticize him, and as the host, he will not be able to enliven the atmosphere of the scene.

The male host helped in such a panic, something bad happened, the ink bottle was knocked over, a table was spilled, and the entire rice paper was blackened. The chairman threw the pen behind his back and took advantage of the situation to step down, this doesn't complain to me, it's your host who is too.

The mayor roared at the people of the organizing committee in the background, it was a mess! What are you doing! Do you do that at work? Yes! Money, won't it be over for her! Isn't it just right to give the money of the male host to the female host? Yes! I usually don't know how to save, but I save money in my eyes!

The people of the organizing committee can only pay out of their pockets. At this time, do not spit out the food that has been eaten, and all that remains is to go to the specified place at the specified time to explain the problem.

When the hostess got the money, she immediately became like a different person, and her face was full of enthusiasm. The enthusiasm of the audience was stirred up, and the scene became more and more hot. After two or three programs, it was Chutz Lake's turn, that is, the singer who consciously scolded Ling Jing for the organizing committee.

The first to play were six men, six women, and twelve dancers, and the men wore silver-white trousers and silver-white shoulders. The woman wears silver-white shorts, revealing her snow-white legs; The top is also a silver-white shoulder, very short, and it is in the arms, revealing a snow-white belly-skin.

Knock hit, knock hit, knock hit——, twelve men and women danced hotly to the sound of passionate music.

Zhang Qiusheng looked at Chuzi Lake, who was about to appear, and like the six male dancers, he was also dressed in a silver-white outfit, except that he was wearing a pair of big headsets on his head.

Chutz Lake came on the field and shouted, "Hello friends——! With this greeting, the audience resounded with enthusiastic cheers. Chuzi Lake shouted even more nonsense than Zhang Qiusheng: "Friends on the left, hello——! The audience on the left let out an earth-shattering cry and a woman's scream.

"Friends on the right, how ——! you are" The audience on the right also let out an earth-shattering cry, and the same cries of women were sandwiched.

"Hello friends in the middle, you ——!" The cries in the middle are relatively small, and there are no women's screams. A large part of the middle is VIP seats, mainly provincial and municipal leaders and cadres of the city's organs. These people are more reserved and old-fashioned, strict and less passionate.

Knock hit, knock hit, knock hit——, Chutz Lake twisted to the rhythm of the music, stretched his arms and kicked, jumped, split, and swirled. Stretch your arms and kick your legs, jump again, split again, and spin again.

Zhang Qiusheng and his classmates all looked at Chuzi Lake with wide eyes. They wanted to see if this guy was practicing internal kung fu, or simply a cultivator who had entered the Tao with martial arts, otherwise it would be impossible to sing with such a large amount of exercise.

Zhang Qiusheng looked at it twice and concluded that Chuzi Lake was purely here to dance and had no intention of singing at all. The reason why he plays the brand of a singer is probably that singing is more expensive than dancing. Zhang Qiusheng trusted his judgment and turned to go backstage.

If it's a backup dance, this dance is very good. If it's pure dance, it's called stinking. Li Mantun originally didn't plan to harm Chuzi Lake, because Zhang Qiusheng had already gone backstage, and there was no need for him to draw more snakes if Zhang Qiusheng made a move. However, he couldn't help it, this kind of dance was repeated repeatedly, and he was annoyed by the lack of novelty, and Li Mantun moved his fingers a few times towards Chuzi Lake, which was jumping violently.

Several people didn't negotiate in advance, and Sun Buwu, Han Guanyang, and Hua Hanzhou couldn't get used to seeing Qiuzi Lake so blindly, so they all moved their fingers a few times at him and those companions.

The strange phenomenon came out, there was only an accompaniment in the stereo, and there was no singing voice. Chuz Lake didn't know it, but he was still jumping and jumping, his lips opening and closing as if he was singing hard.

There was a bit of commotion in the audience, and Chutz Lake was clearly lip-syncing. But fans insist that there is something wrong with the audio equipment, and there is nothing wrong with being a fan once, but there is no cure for fans to be brain-dead.

An even stranger phenomenon came out. Chuz Lake began to undress. first took off the silver-white shoulder on it, and threw it off the stage in a very chic manner, causing a burst of screams from fans. took off his silver-white pants again, and threw them off the stage in a very chic manner, which still caused a burst of excited screams. Finally, he took off his autumn pants and threw them off the stage, the posture was still so chic but no one screamed, and Chuz Lake now only had a pair of briefs left - a slit bouncing on the stage.

What didn't make fans scream was that not only Chutz Lake only had one pants left, but also those male backup dancers. There were two male backup dancers with briefs that were too old and loose at the waist, and the two of them had to lift the briefs up with their hands from time to time as they bounced.

Sun Buwu still has a bottom line, and he didn't let those female backup dancers take it off. But these female backup dancers were like knocking on something, bending over, supporting their knees with their hands, shaking their heads desperately, as if they would not stop until they threw their heads off their shoulders.

Vice Governor Wei, who was sitting in the middle of the game, stood up, this show can't be watched anymore, it's too messy, it's too disrespectful, and it's too embarrassing.

Vice Governor Wei sighed with infinite emotion. Over the years, many prefectures and cities have held this festival and that festival. But there is no city that can compare with Qilin, and there is no place that can compare. The Vulcan Cultural Festival in Qilin is called magnificent. A dance "Fire Baby" shocked the whole province, and Vice Governor Wei was moved to tears at that time. Some places have to be served, Li Huiyuan and Fang Jinzhong's work ability really has nothing to say.

And today's Baba Opera Cultural Festival is not even as good as the unit's party, but the money spent is more than five times more than the Qilin Fire God Cultural Festival. Vice Governor Wei did not rest in Huichong, and went back to the provincial capital directly after leaving the venue.

Mayor Hui Chong knew that Vice Governor Wei was angry and ordered the security guards to go up and take Chuz Lake down. What a Mingtang! The performance fee was deducted, and they dared to make a fool of themselves and sent it to the court.

Ling Jing's agent decided to hold a press conference at the hotel where they were staying, and issued a statement about Ling Jing's unwarranted cancellation of the show. Wu Yan agrees with him, and thinks that there will be another fan meeting and sing two songs to show his strength at the meeting.

Wu Yan is young, and his personality is not afraid of heaven and earth. Brokers can't do it, this is clearly scolding, and it is stimulating the market.

Wu Yan is the chairman of the board of directors, and in the good years of the group, he is Lan Bowan, and even Liu Ping has to implement the decisions he makes. But not among his classmates, Sun Buroll yelled at Wu Yan: "What are you singing?" The best way to show your strength is to release the movie. Is it interesting to engage in all this nonsense? ”