Chapter III. The strongest second brother Guan
At the door of Duan Ji's fish ball shop, Duan Zihao was very sad to wear a set of Guan Gong's clothes for acting, sticking to his beard, holding a green dragon glaive knife in his hand, dressed as "Second Brother Guan", pestle at the door of his house like a mallet, soliciting customers.
"Dad, I always feel that I am a little inappropriate to play Second Brother Guan, and I lack that kind of righteousness, or you can come!" Duan Zihao said.
"Silly boy, you used to worship Second Brother Guan all day long, and you are most familiar with him, and you know the most about the roots, so it is best for you to come!" Dad Duan Jiujin excused. "Also, this dress was borrowed by me from the Cantonese Opera Troupe, I heard the head of the troupe say that this dress is a treasure that the Cantonese opera star 'Ren Jianfei' once wore, if it weren't for your father and me, people wouldn't have borrowed it at all! So be careful later, don't break it when you perform, and return it to others! ”
"How can you wear such precious clothes on me...... Dad, I think it's better for you, look at your big eyes, and you're full of righteousness, saying that you don't look like Second Brother Guan, that's simply insulting you! So I'm going to take it off anyway......"
"Take it off, you take it off! You dare to take it off and try it! Dad Duan Jiujin couldn't see that the text couldn't be done, so he came to Wu directly, "If you dare to take off this dress for me, I will pick your skin!" ”
Duan Zihao: "......?!" ”
Then he haha: "I'm just casually mentioning Jianyi, why take it so seriously!" You're angry, I'm just wearing it! ”
Duan Jiujin restrained his anger at this time, turned his head to look at the side of the street, and hurriedly urged: "Hurry up, hurry up, dance, play the big knife, the ghost guy is coming!" ”
Under the urging of his father, Duan Zihao danced the big knife very helplessly, not to mention that it looked like a tiger.
A tour group walked over with ghost guys, and several ghost guys were obviously very interested in the second brother Guan in front of them.
The team leader explained: "Look, please! Look! This is our Chinese god! The name is 'Guan Shen', also known as 'Guan Second Brother'...... It's the idol that many of us here! His face was very red, but it wasn't because he was colored, or because he was shy, but because he used to sell alcohol, so if he drank too much wine, his face would be so red......"
"Chinese wine, amazing!" A ghost guy gave a thumbs up, and then said, "I love Erguotou!" ”
Then a group of people muttered and kept taking photos with Second Brother Guan, Duan Jiujin took the opportunity: "Please inside, we have delicious fish balls--- Wairui good!" As for the second pot, there is no! There is five plus skin greatly! ”
The gang of ghosts really walked in, and poor someone was still dancing outside because there was another Korean tour group not far away.
finally shook those tourists to their own shop, and the men who let Duan Zihao beat him were also tired and snorting.
Just as he leaned against the wall to wipe his sweat, "Brother Hao, isn't it you?" "Brother Hao, how did you become like this?" But it turned out to be Ah Feng and Ah Huo, who had been following Duan Zihao.
"Pick, I don't know you, you're looking for the wrong person!" Duan Zihao didn't want to be seen by others for his embarrassing appearance.
"I can hear your voice, you are Brother Hao!"
"Yes, Brother Hao, why are you pretending to be Guan Gong?!"
"I'll do it, you can see that I'm still coming over and watching my joke?!" Duan Zi was furious, and he raised his leg and kicked the two of them.
"You're Brother Hao! Even the kicking posture is exactly the same! The two of them wept with joy.
During the period when Duan Zihao was recuperating at home, Ah Feng and Ah Huo soared in popularity in the club's Dongxing, because they accompanied Duan Zihao to single-handedly overturn the dock with Lianshun and snatch the fruit stall in Wan Chai.
"Brother Hao, now the brothers miss you very much, waiting for you to go back and lead everyone to fight the world!"
"We must rush out of Wan Chai, fight for Tuen Mun, occupy Mong Kok, and occupy Causeway Bay!"
Ah Feng Ah Huo swears and is proud.
"Go ahead, I'm not going to do it!" Duan Zihao threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stepped on it with his foot.
"Why, Brother Hao?"
"yes, why?"
"Because...... You're a big guy, I'm good! ”
"Huh?!" Ah Feng and Ah Huo, you look at me, I look at you, "The big guy is good, what should we do?!" ”
……
"You can't do this, big guy, you can't leave us alone!"
"Yes, Brother Hao, we can't live without you, we still want you to lead us out of Wan Chai!" Ah Feng and Ah Huo were about to cry.
"I've made up my mind, so you'd better go with the others!" Duan Zihao said. "By the way, tell Ding Ye for me, just say that I won't do this trick!"
"We will never betray you, one day a big guy, a big guy for the rest of your life! Whining! ”
……
Within two days, when Duan Zihao was thinking about how to be a new person and find a promising job, Ding Ye, the boss of the Eastern Star Club, became angry and said that he wanted to see him.
The big guy is hot, it's not trivial!
What's more, Ding Ye is a well-known short-tempered man on the road, and his nickname is even called "Thunderbolt Fire", and anyone who makes him angry will eat him in a cannon battle and get bruised all over his body.
Duan Zihao didn't expect it to be so difficult for him to quit the club, no wonder people often say that "being in the rivers and lakes is involuntarily".
Those movies are also acted, a certain actor wants to quit the rivers and lakes, but is chased and killed by his own family, or he will stick five knives in the chest, and he will insert himself like honeycomb coal, and he is about to lose his breath, so he asked the big guy tremblingly: "Is it okay?" The big guy looked at his wounds, as well as the blood that flowed out, and estimated that he could make a "Three Fresh Hair Blood", so he said generously: "You go, don't come back in the future!" ”
Nima, of course she won't come back, she went directly to the hospital to survive first.
Duan Zihao didn't want to have such an ending, let alone that the ceremony of quitting the group would be so bloody, so he made full preparations---
If you want to fuck me, I'll fuck you first!
In short, this group is retired!
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