119 Pretending to be forced
The fat man raised his neck and said very hard at the second-grade senior: "No ticket, what's the matter, don't you let me in?" β
If it was in normal times, it would be too late for the fat man to talk to his seniors, let alone dare to talk back, but now it's different.
Today's day,The fat man has been pretending to be forced.,I don't know what's going on.,I read a novel at home two days ago.,The protagonist in it likes all kinds of pretending to be pigs and eating tigers.,All kinds of domineering pretends.,The whole book is full of pleasure.γ
The fat man is deeply in love with that feeling, so today day, this thing wants to finish the comparison that has not been installed in the past nineteen years.
The reason why he dared to talk to his seniors like this, but he was not mindless, Yang Yi was beside him, this was one of the main masters tonight, without him, hehe, let's all go home and find my mother.
Watch the competition? Look at the shit no!
So the fat man thought to himself, Lao Tzu still doesn't believe it, so I won't buy a ticket today, and it's up to you to let you in.
The second-grade senior looked coldly at the fat man who was squirming under his nose, and he couldn't wait to slap him like a fly, fuck, Lao Tzu has been in school for two years, and no one dares to talk to Lao Tzu like this, if it weren't for the identity of the staff, I would have taken off my fucking shoes and smoked you.
The senior glanced at a few people in front of him, four men and one woman, the man had one or two handsome, and the woman had nothing to say, she was more innocent and cute than every girl she had ever seen.
He said patiently: "Classmate, this is the school's rule, and you won't be allowed to enter without a ticket......
"You're really not allowed to enter?" The fat man said.
"I really don't want to ......" The senior shook his head helplessly, and pointed to the ticketing post not far away, "Well, just buy tickets there, the five of you go over, buy it in a group, maybe you can get a discount!" β
"Damn, is your fat brother the kind of person who covets discounts?" The fat man crossed his waist, like a scoundrel, "Lao Tzu has money, and some have money......"
The senior frowned, what nonsense are you talking about when you have money and Lao Tzu, you have money to buy tickets.
There is a skill called the Prophet of Unknown, the fat man seems to have seen through the senior's heart, and hummed: "Hmph, if the fat brother doesn't buy a ticket today, you have to bring me into the ......."
"Hey, I'm not going to let you in today, are I?" The senior was also a little hard-hearted.
Damn, isn't this looking for trouble?! Dare to slash you again.
As he spoke, he glanced at his companion next to him, and the two stood at an angle on either side of the fat man.
"Classmate, this is not a place for you to go wild, drink, right? Go and go, while pretending to be forced to ......"
Another senior sniffed the smell on the fat man's body and said impatiently.
Yang Yi doesn't want to make a difference, and the matter of five tickets soon? Who here can't afford it? In addition to Lin Zhuzhu, how many girls in the 616 dormitory are poor money?
Of course, Fan Tao is an exception, people's family conditions are not good, let's help some, right?
He pushed the fat man and said with a smile: "Fat man, what are you angry with your senior?!" This is someone else's job, and it's not right for you to disturb someone else's work......"
This is a step that Yang Yi gave to the fat man, but when it fell into the ears of the two seniors, they thought that this group of people had retreated, and the two of them suddenly became even more proud, and pushed the fat man's shoulder with a sneer.
"Hey, do you hear that, fat man, your friends all said to let you buy tickets, and they have long said that you should buy them, what do you pretend to be...... Hahaha......"
Yang Yi's smile froze on his face, but he didn't expect that he didn't want to waste time but let people kick his nose in the face.
The fat man glanced back at Yang Yi and said, "Brother Yang, what do you think?" β
"I'll leave it to you, you can solve it!"
Yang Yi took a step back, hugged his shoulders and watched the fat man perform.
The fat man, like a soldier encouraged by the general, became even more arrogant, and shouted: "I repeat, I won't let you enter the ...... without a ticket."
"Don't let it!"
The two seniors said in unison.
The fat man nodded hatefully, then turned around and left: "Okay, I hope you don't beg us to come back, let's go, Yang Yi, people look down on us, let's not go and see ......"
Luo Jun, Fan Tao and Lin Zhuzhu don't know why, what's going on? How do fat people say go and go? Why did you spend so much tongue? Also, how can Brother Yang try to do it when he walks like this?
Only Yang Yi knew that the fat man had vaguely named his title, so he couldn't think of it when he looked at the two seniors.
Of course, if the two of them can't think of it, the fat man will definitely point it out more obviously.
Don't ask Yang Yi why he could guess, because this is the method he has used, the fox is fake and the tiger is powerful.
Yang Yi didn't want to turn around and leave, Lin Zhuzhu and the three of them followed behind for unknown reasons, just because the fat man deliberately slowed down, so the few people didn't walk fast.
Before he could take two steps, he heard two seniors behind him discuss.
"Hmph, the current freshmen, I really think I'm the boss, and I can't open my eyes one by one......"
"Isn't it? Luckily, the two of us did our duty, huh? No, what did that fat man just call that person? Yang Yi? This name sounds familiar......"
"yes, I think I've heard of it somewhere......"
The fat man took the conversation between the two into his ears, and the corners of his mouth hooked a smile that had succeeded in his tricks, and then he said loudly in deliberate annoyance: "Alas, I said Yang Yi, your name is not loud, no one received you when you came to fight with Senior Tao Yu, this is good, you were kicked out, right?" β
"What's this, it's a big deal, it's just right, I'm too lazy to fight with him......"
"Holy!"
The two seniors behind him exclaimed in unison, and finally came up with the name 'Yang Yi' where they had heard it, isn't this the person who Senior Tao Yu specially explained?
Today's master.
The two seniors sweated together, come obediently, don't bring it, if this one is driven away, won't Senior Tao Yu be angry and want to peel and cramp?
The two of them didn't think about it, and said in unison: "A few people stay!" β
Yang Yi and the fat man didn't think about leaving at all, and when they heard them shouting, they naturally accepted their steps.
"What? Anything else? Yang Yi said.
The fat man's performance time is over, and the next thing is up to us.
"I said that you two are also seniors, can you not be so careful? We don't have a ticket, you won't let us in, this makes sense everywhere, what's wrong, we still don't want to go? Could it be that you still want to find someone to clean up a few of us?! β
I have to say that Yang Yi's means of pretending to be forced are much stronger than those of the fat man, and in a few words, a big hat was buckled on the heads of the two seniors.
The fat man was dumbfounded, damn, it turns out that he can pretend to be forced like this.
What about pens, what about notebooks? Lao Tzu has to write it down, this is the valuable experience of his predecessors.
The cold sweat of the two seniors became even stricter, like a waterfall, wiped it, and said with a careful smile: "Classmate, is your name Yang Yi?" β
"yes? What's wrong? Yang Yi looked at the expression of an idiot, "I said you two are not sick, right?" Why do you have nothing to do with other people's names? I don't have any special hobbies! β
"No, it's not ......," the two hurriedly waved their hands and said, "We just want to ask, are you the classmate named Yang Yi who wants to compete with Senior Tao Yu?" β
"That's right, it's me!"
"Oh, it turned out to be you, please come in, please come in, Senior Tao Yu is behind. Taidu is in a hurry......"
"Really? Still no, we don't have a ticket, we can't enter, you go and tell sΓΉ what Tao Yu, Lao Tzu is not in a good mood today, let him wait for two more days......"