Chapter 338: The Housekeeper's Mother
Yu Sheng lifted the bucket and stood on the edge of the well and was about to throw it down to draw water, when he saw a glimmer of light at the bottom of the well.
"Huh", the rest of my life looked at it, and I didn't see anything in the dark, but I was very sure that there was really a glimmer of light.
He squatted down and tried to shout, "Turtle Immortal, Turtle Ancestor?"
There was no movement in the well, and the rest of his life tried a few more times, and finally said impatiently: "Turtle grandson, if you don't come out and pull it down, sooner or later you will ...... one day."
"Little fish, little fish. Cao'er came out of the lobby anxiously, she pressed the ball in her hand, "Hurry up and help someone catch a bamboo rat." ”
Yu Sheng saw Qiuqiu's red eyes, snorting and panting, startled, "Took the wrong medicine again?"
"It's not that I'm taking the wrong medicine, it's that, that. Cao'er said with a red face.
"Which one?" the rest of his life was confused.
"Hey, you're young, and you don't understand what I told you, so help catch a bamboo rat and ask for a mother. Cao'er said anxiously, "Otherwise, the rat will die." ”
"Oh, I see. Yu Sheng suddenly realized, he folded his hands, "My wish is to catch a female bamboo rat." ”
Meng Po, who was drinking tea in the lobby, paused, and then slapped the table and scolded: "Fuck your uncle." ”
Just now she watched Qiuqiu eat the spring floating grass, and she didn't know what to do to catch the female bamboo rat.
The black girl sitting opposite her was stunned, and quickly got up, "Dare to scold the old lady, believe it or not, the old lady will sit on you to death." ”
Meng Po rolled her eyes, "It's not you who scolded." ”
"Oh", the black girl's anger suddenly subsided, and she sat down and looked Meng Po up and down, "Good look, I thank you for that person's uncle." ”
A dragon, Meng Po scolded in her heart, and was just about to turn around to do that disgusting thing, when suddenly her eyes rolled.
She sat down again, "Would you like to have a try?"
"I don't bully you. The black girl was looking down and counting the money in her hand, and the shopkeeper stipulated that the guy could drink a jar of Samurai wine a day, but she didn't drink it, and just sold it to others.
"Bully, hehe, a mere dragon dares to say such a big thing in front of ghosts and immortals. "Meng Po excited.
"Yo ho", the black girl slapped the table again, "You dare to look down on me, look down on me is look down on us adults, be careful I let the adults make a wish for you to sweep the thatched house." ”
She got up to go to the rest of her life to complain, Meng Po took out five cents with her hand, and weighed it in her hand and made a crisp sound, "This is the winner's reward." ”
"Brush", the black girl sat opposite Meng Po at an astonishing speed, and smiled kindly: "What do you want to compare?"
"Whoever brings back a bamboo rat from the bamboo forest in Xishan first wins, the mother. Meng Po said.
The black girl also saw Qiuqiu go in with red eyes, so she was not fooled, "If you want to compete, the winner will be rewarded at least fifty wen." ”
As a ghost immortal, Meng Po didn't do that unsightly deed, so she took out fifty wen, "Fifty wen is fifty wen, I'll count to three, everyone will move together." ”
"Three"
"Two"
"One"
At the same time, she set off, but Meng Po walked back when she went out, and the black girl disappeared in an instant.
Before the cup of tea was drunk, the black girl had already carried two bamboo rats in front of Meng Po.
"Don't look ugly, the dog is very bold, and he actually ran outside the bamboo forest and barked at the wolves. The black girl said when she put down the bamboo rat.
"I don't have to pay for one more bamboo rat. Meng Po put down the teacup.
"One more for you. The black girl pulled the fifty yuan into her arms before saying, "Anyway, I don't know which one is the mother's." ”
"Smack", Meng Po reached out to grab the fifty wen, but the black girl was prepared, and took a step back to dodge it.
"You're cheating. Meng Po said.
"My mother once said that those who achieve great things are not informal. "The black girl said that the dragon consumes a lot of money on the way to enlightenment, and he has to do whatever it takes to get money.
"Besides, you know they're not mothers?" said the black girl, hiding the money in her arms.
Meng Po really didn't know, and as for picking it up to see it, she was even more disdainful, "That may also be public." ”
"In terms of probability, it is almost impossible for two to be both male. The black girl snapped her fingers, "I'll do the math for you." ”
After hearing the calculation that "the probability of one mother is fifty percent, and the probability of two mothers being ten percent", Meng Po carried two bamboo rats into the backyard with a cold face.
Cursing in her heart that the dragon is not a good thing, Meng Po had a headache, she thought it was caused by the delay in her wishes.
"Give. She threw the two bamboo rats for the rest of her life.
Yu Sheng looked at it, "These two bamboo rats are a little small," he looked at Meng Po, "You are also poisonous." ”
Meng Po was not angry, "You are lacking in virtue enough, don't talk about me." ”
Qiuqiu had been locked up in the firewood room, and was gnawing wildly inside, and the grass opened the door, "Don't care about the size, throw it in." ”
Yu Sheng stuffed it in, and at first there was a panicked sound of "chirp" inside, and the cat and mouse were tossing inside, and soon it was quiet again.
"Meow, meow", the black cat and the sheriff wrap around Yu Sheng's legs, they see two bamboo rats and want Yu Sheng to add food to them.
"Wait a minute. Yu Sheng said casually, and looked up to see Cao'er and Meng Po looking at him at the same time.
"You're the villain. They said at the same time.
"Go, go, nibble on your salted fish. Yu Sheng drove the black cat and the sheriff away, and went back to the well to fetch water.
Cao'er and Meng Po felt very dirty outside the door and walked away.
Before leaving, Meng Po looked back at the door and said in her heart, "Are the two bamboo rats mothers?" If not, then ......
Yu Sheng brought the water to the attic, and when she pushed the door in, Aunt Qing was dressing up.
"What are you doing outside early in the morning, it's so lively. Aunt Qing asked for the rest of her life.
A group of boring people do boring things again, and consciously draw a line between them and them for the rest of their lives.
"Ignore them, what do you want to eat for breakfast?" After Aunt Qing washed up, Yu Sheng consciously walked behind her to help her coil her hair.
"Noodles", Aunt Qing said, and at the same time motioned for the rest of her life to bun her hair at the top and braided it into two buns, so that it was lively.
For the rest of her life, she took a white flower in the vase outside and put it in the bun on the left side, and Aunt Qing's whole person became bright and pleasing to the eye.
"I'm going to make breakfast. "Let Aunt Qing wait for a while, and be busy for the rest of her life, but she was stopped by Ye Zigao when she entered the back kitchen.
"Shopkeeper, do you see if you can get the dog to bring arsenic?" Ye Zigao said.
"What?" Yu Sheng was stunned, not knowing what Ye Zigao was talking about.
Ye Zigao pulled the rest of his life to the steps of the door and looked at the field, only to see the dog being chased by a group of mountain wolves, jumping around the field and the avenue.
Listening to the cheerful barking of the dog, this fool is having fun.
"It's a great way to build your feet, and it's perfect for arsenic. Bai Xingxing stood next to watch the excitement.
"Yes, why don't we load the arsenic on the truck, pull it over and drop it, and let it be chased and tried?"
"What if I get bitten to death?" Yu Sheng was worried, and before Bai Xing could say a way, he said, "You remember to bring back the pig's head to me." ”
"Roll", the leaves are pushed high for the rest of their lives.
Bai Xingxing said: "You can let the dog go to the car, the formation is not right, let the dog get out of the car and lead away the wolves." ”
"Hey, that's good, take me. "The brunette came out of nowhere, interested in their plan to make arsenic.
The plan has been decided, and Fu Nan gets up and goes to drive.
Yu Sheng said to Ye Zigao: "Let the dog help, remember to give your jar of wood wine to the dog." ”
Maybe he learned it from Maomao, and now the dog also knows how to beg for wine.
"Dogs and pigs are good friends, so you don't have to drink. The black girl said that she was going to snatch it and sell it for money.
"Yo ho", Yu Sheng quipped, "You also have the potential to be a housekeeper." ”
The brunette is very good at grasping the main point, "What do you mean by this?"