Chapter 208: The First Time
Liu Yi is a native of the Northeast, and the local drama in the Northeast is a two-person turn. He had heard a play when he was very young, and he had often heard it when he returned to his hometown over the years, and although he didn't know the name, he clearly remembered that one of them was 'like cold water pouring ice in his arms'.
That's how he feels at this moment.
Along the way, Liu Yi sighed and looked at him from time to time, feeling both shy and funny. It's just a few days late, as for the disappointment? How could she possibly understand the feelings of a twenty-seven-year-old virgin, twenty-seven, twenty-seven! Twenty-seven years old who hasn't had a girlfriend!
How many sleepless nights, how many dreams that make you blush when you think about it, when this qiē finally has a chance to come true, he refuses.
"Alas......" Liu Yi sighed again, as if talking to himself, and as if to say to Sunny, "What do you say I think, why do I ...... Alas......"
"How do I know?" Sunny snorted and said, "Regret it?" ”
"Alas......" Liu Yi sighed again.
Y pursed her lips tightly, she was afraid that she would laugh out loud if she didn't pay attention.
"Wife, weren't you okay yesterday, why did you ...... today, just so coincidentally? Just this day? How many hours? Liu Yihu looked at Sunny suspiciously, looking like Conan was possessed, and said, "You're not lying to me, are you?" ”
"What do you say?" Sunny felt angry, who would deceive people with such a thing, what was going on in his head?
"I don't think you can't, you can't run away, can you?" Liu Yi said to himself, at this time, the car stopped in the parking space Y and opened the door to get off, seeing that Liu Yi was still stunned, he went around to open the door and dragged him, and said, "Hurry up and get off, I'm so tired by plane." Yesterday I took care of you again, and I want to sleep. ”
"Sleep?" Liu Yi's eyes lit up suddenly, got out of the car, grinned, and said, "Wife, let's sleep together." You promised me. ”
"Can you promise not to break it? It's really not going to work these days, really. Sunny looked up at Liu Yi and said in a coquettish nasal voice.
"Uh-huh, you won't let me move." Liu Yi said obediently.
"It's really good, it's all yours sooner or later. Fool. Sunny tiptoed and kissed Liu, took his arm, and walked with him to the elevator. Suddenly, Sunny stopped, Liu Yi looked down at her, and said, "What's wrong?" ”
Y blushed a little, leaned into Liu Yi's ear and said something. Liu Yi's eyes widened suddenly, and he pointed to himself and asked, "You, you let me go to ......, I'm a man." Wife ......"
"To go or not?" Seeing that Liu Yi hesitated, he snorted: "You don't love me!" ”
"Wife, love me for sure. But you said this thing, it's not something I should have bought. Think about it, if I buy it, what will the cashier think of me when I pay for it, won't I become a pervert? Why don't we go together? I'm waiting for you at the door. Liu Yi tried to reason with Sunny, but he was destined to be in vain, and he didn't love her if he didn't go.
"If you don't go. I don't have a chance this month. ”
Before the words fell, Liu Yi had already run away and was crying and laughing. It turns out that it can still be like this, it seems that this trick will be used well in the future.
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The phone rang again, and Liu Yi glanced at it, it was still krysta1.
Liu Yi reluctantly put on the Bluetooth headset and connected the phone.
"Uncle, you let me go and don't answer the phone, do you want to challenge me?" I could hear that Krysta1's mood was very unpleasant, and it was full of gunpowder when it came up.
"Hehe, little girl, do you think I look like that kind of idle person?" Liu Yi casually perfunctory, bypassed the rows of shelves, and sneaked into the 'toiletries area'. Looking at the dozens of sanitary napkins on the shelves, Liu Yi suddenly felt a little confused, how to pick this thing?
Liu Yi picked up two packs of different brands and compared them, but no matter how they looked, they looked the same.
"Uncle, what are you doing?"
"Don't make noise! I'm busy. Liu Yi said angrily.
"Oh?" Krysta1's tone suddenly became playful, and he asked, "So what are you busy with?" ”
"I'm ......" Liu Yi thought about it and decided to give up the small packet, buy it once and buy it enough, who knows if the small bag is enough. Liu Yi took two different brands of large packages and said, "I'm doing real things, I'm very busy, for the sake of science, you hang up the phone." ”
"Oh?" Krysta1 couldn't help but laugh and asked, "Scientist Xi, can you tell the difference between the day type and the night type?" ”
"What can't I tell from this, it's not that I can't read, don't you see it's written here, it's ......" Liu Yi suddenly felt that something seemed wrong, why did the sound seem to be nearby? Liu Yi turned his head stiffly, almost didn't look up in fright, took a step back, and stumbled: "You, why are you here!" ”
"I came back one flight ahead of you, called Yoon-Oni, and I knew that you were back too, so I came to look for you. Why, surprised? krysta1 smiled like a fox, took the sanitary napkin in Liu's hand, and said with a sigh in his mouth: "Sure enough, it is a scientific reality, hehe......" The last "hehe" is the "hehe" of Liu Yi just now, which is vivid, so it sounds even harsher.
"Bring it to me!" Liu Yi was annoyed and ashamed, and he also let go, holding a pack of sanitary napkins in one armpit, looking generous and righteous, and said: "What's wrong with I just bought it, buy it for my girlfriend, no?" ”
"Oh Oni." krysta1 nodded clearly, glanced at the two packs of sanitary napkins that Liu Yi bought, reached out and took a pack on the shelf and handed it to Liu Yi, and said, "Sunny Oni is suitable for this, and the blue pack you took is not suitable." ”
"Really?" Liu Yi was stunned for a moment, couldn't help but be curious, and asked, "What's the difference?" ”
"Look here, it's said that the butterfly wings are good for ...... Suitable for use at night. ”
"Oh, I see." Liu Yi suddenly realized, it turned out that this thing was designed to look so strange, not just for the sake of looking good.
"Look at this sign again. Its selling point is the thin shaping ...... And it's not very visible, so it's suitable for daytime use. ”
"Yes, yes, it makes sense." Liu Yi nodded in agreement.
"Look at this ...... again"
krysta1 was about to speak, when suddenly an impatient voice of an aunt sounded behind him: "Teach your boyfriend to go home and teach." Get out of the way! ”
The two hurriedly apologized, and the aunt took two packs of sanitary napkins and put them in the shopping cart, glanced at them, and muttered, "I'm young, and I have a lot of fart." ”
Seeing the aunt go away, Liu nodded krysta1 brain. Said: "I'm young, and I have a lot of. ”
"Yikes! Uncle, didn't you listen very carefully just now! ”
"You're hallucinating, when have I ever cared about this kind of thing. Here, take all these packets. This is the money, and the rest will buy you a lollipop, I'll wait for you at the door first, and come out quickly. "Liu Yi took two packs of 'butterfly wings' and 'thin shaping' that krysta1 said just now and stuffed them into her arms, and then handed her a few 10,000 won, and the person ran away without a trace.
"You come back to me! Yikes! When did I promise to buy it for you! Krysta1 stomped his feet in anger and threw the sanitary napkins and money in his arms to the ground, but suddenly felt the gaze of people nearby. Immediately felt hot on his cheeks, picked up everything he threw on the ground, and trotted to the checkout.
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City gates. Liu Yi waited for a while, and krysta1 finally came out, with a lollipop in his mouth and a black plastic bag in his hand.
"Hard work, hard work, whatever you want to eat in a while, I'll treat you today." Liu Yi took the plastic bag in Krysta1's hand. Familiar patted her on the shoulder.
"Uncle, you're too picky. After the money was paid, it was really only enough to buy a lollipop. Not a single point. Krysta1 crushed the lollipop and chewed it with a creaky sound.
"Is this basic math good? You can't even do such a simple addition and subtraction, do you? ”
"I'm ......," krysta1 snorted, "Of course I will, but I won't be as slamming as you are." ”
"Then I'll pay you 10,000 won, so it's not a shame, right?"
"Wait a minute." krysta1 suddenly ran two steps to the side of the garbage can, spit out the lollipop stick and threw it in, then ran back and spread his hand in front of Liu Yi's eyes, and said coquettishly: "Give money!" ”
"Look at your money fan, I'm embarrassed to call me stingy." Liu Yi took out his wallet, but there happened to be no 10,000 won in his wallet.
"How about I give you 8,000 won first, why don't you get a 20% discount for the first time?" Liu Yi was reluctant to have 50,000 won in his wallet, so he scraped together the change and negotiated with krysta1.
"Uncle, is my labor in vain? I'm a big trend IDO1 now, how can 8,000 won be possible, 10,000 won must not be less. ”
"Ouch, I'm still proud, I knew that eight thousand was good, and ten thousand was too expensive." Liu Yi put the change back in his wallet, took out a 50,000 won and handed it over, krysta1's eyes suddenly lit up, and he reached out and was just about to pick it up, Liu Yi took the money back.
krysta1 didn't comply, stomped his feet and said, "Uncle, don't you dare to be so stingy!" ”
"You don't give me a discount for the 10,000 won, but you expect me to give more? Do you have the money to find me? ”
krysta1 took out his pocket and said, "The wallet is in the car, I don't have a penny, uncle, give it to me, uncle......"
krysta1 began to be coquettish, Liu Yi was immediately defeated, and without making any resistance, 50,000 won was snatched by her.
"You owe me four times, and I can call you four times." Liu Yi emphasized that krysta1 should not be given a chance to cheat.
"Got it, slam the door." Krysta1 narrowed his eyes and smiled, pointing the brand-new 50,000 won at the sunset on the horizon, as if to distinguish the authenticity. Liu Yi suddenly fell into a trance, and took krysta1 as a jes private ca. Krysta1, like her sister, is a bit of a 'cold face', but her smile is very warm.
"Is there anything special about your sister lately?" Liu Yi asked casually.
"Special?" krysta1 thought for a moment and said, "Do you want to start boxing again?" ”
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Taking the elevator to the ninth floor, krysta1 has to go to meet Yuna first, and say that he will come back when he has dinner. Liu Yi wished that she wouldn't come, of course he wouldn't stop her.
Press the password, open the door, Liu Yi lowered his head to change his slippers, and said, "Wife, I bought sanitary napkins, I'm amazing." I also know that the butterfly wing is a night type, and the thin shape is a daily type, and I bought two packs of each, which is enough for you to use for a few days, and it seems that you don't need to buy it next month. ”
As soon as Liu changed his shoes and looked up, he was suddenly stupid.
How many people! (To be continued)
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