Chapter 110: How to Play

Chapter 110

Zhang Qiusheng is very smart and diligent in thinking, but his mind has never been used to deal with women. The women around him, from grandma to mother and sister, Erya and Lin Ling to other girls in the community, and then to the girls in the first class of high school, are all so good. He had never met such a lowly woman, and he didn't know what to do for a while. Punishing a person is nothing more than moving your hands and mouths.

Do it? This is a woman, and a man can't hit a woman anyway. Mouthful? If you talk to a woman, if you don't move well, it will become molesting women. Molesting such a woman? Zhang Qiusheng looked at this woman, her face looked like expired bread, her eyes seemed to have two slits on expired bread, and her garlic nose and a mouthful of arched teeth. Fuck, I'll go to the bathroom and throw up first.

Zhang Qiusheng comforted himself that such defective products would be picked up by foreigners, and there was no need to worry about it. It's only right to think of a way to cheat foreigners out of their money: "That, how about we draw a fist?" ”

Foreigners have never heard of this kind of play: "Guess the fist? What is this way to play? "The self-proclaimed Chinese playmaker is finally a little timid.

Zhang Qiusheng also didn't care about the argument between the girl and the pimple acne about whether the word "fist stroke" should be transliterated or transliterated, and said to the foreigner: "This kind of play is simple and interesting, and everyone can play it once you learn it." The important thing is that it doesn't require tools, so there's no possibility of cheating. ”

The foreigner looked at Zhang Qiusheng suspiciously and said, "It's not that, that scissors, rock, paper, right?" That's guessing fist. ”

Zhang Qiusheng nodded: "Strictly speaking, scissors, rock, and paper are also fist strokes, but they are too simple, and they are played by children." Here's what I'm talking about. ”

As he spoke, Zhang Qiusheng resumed his posture of standing on a chair with one foot. But this time the elbow was not on the knee, but hung in the air, and when he took a breath, he suddenly shouted: "Five leaders, six sixes, seven sevens, eight horsesβ€”"

The foreigner was startled by Zhang Qiusheng's sudden yell, and looked at the onlookers in horror, meaning that China has this kind of play? The people next to him laughed and nodded one after another. The foreigner asked the foreigner again, and she was the only one who could be trusted here.

The girl said that there was indeed this kind of play, but it was usually played while drinking, and she was punished with a glass of wine if she lost. The foreigner shook his head like a rattle: "This, this is not good, we are not drinking, and now we don't even have coffee, although it is in a cafΓ©." ”

Zhang Qiusheng's eyes were like copper bells: "Why can't it?" Jones, I think you're so stupid, let's just change the penalty for one drink to a $10,000 fine. This is one of the oldest ways to play in China, much older than mahjong. "Pimple pox, I heard the foreigner say that there is no coffee here, so I want to recommend it to him, but I am afraid of Zhang Qiusheng. If this guy is accidental, he really beats people, and they even beat the police and foreigners. It's better not to provoke.

Zhang Qiusheng patiently introduced the way to play boxing to foreigners. In the end, the foreigner shook his head and said, "No, I can't remember those tips, and besides, I don't know Chinese." Zhang Qiusheng said disdainfully: "It doesn't matter if you don't know Chinese, and it doesn't matter if you can't remember the trick." Can you count from one to ten in English? Didn't you just brag that you were a China expert? ”

The foreigner thought that Zhang Qiusheng insisted on playing this gambling method called "drawing boxing", there must be some tricks, but he couldn't be fooled. Besides, he really didn't understand how to play it until now, so he resolutely didn't play: "No, let's play it differently." On the issue of China Pass, I would like to retract what I just said. I admit that I still know too little about China. ”

Aren't Americans all arrogant? Why is this such a scoundrel? Zhang Qiusheng sighed: "Okay, since you insist, let's play it differently." This time you're up to the choosing. I'm running out of patience. "Although he made such a big detour just to paralyze this foreigner, Zhang Qiusheng really has no patience until now, he is not a patient person in the first place.

The foreigner smiled crookedly in his heart, Chinese child, you are still too tender: "Do you really want me to choose?" Well, well, I still like to play poker. You don't even know how to play poker, do you? As he spoke, the foreigner took out the poker in his travel bag. The poker, which appeared to be brand new and unpacked, was placed on the table after a few spins on the foreigner's thumb knuckle.

Zhang Qiusheng said: "Okay, just poker." But I'm going to check the cards. The foreigner made a gesture of please: "Of course." ”

Zhang Qiusheng clumsily opened the package, and then clumsily checked the playing cards. This is not pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, Zhang Qiusheng rarely plays poker, and he has no kung fu to practice all kinds of tricks. It's completely the kind of unfamiliarity with poker that people who haven't played poker before, which can't be pretended.

Song Nianren couldn't bear to look at Zhang Qiusheng's clumsy appearance: "Qiusheng, if you don't want to, let me come, I haven't seen you play poker." ”

Zhang Qiusheng checked the poker seriously, and said without raising his head: "If you have money, of course you can." Song Nianren quit: "Qiusheng, don't forget that half of the $50,000 is mine." ”

"I haven't forgotten," Zhang Qiusheng continued to check the cards, and continued to say without raising his head: "Originally, we each accounted for 50 percent, but now 10,000 are already this foreigner." The 10,000 should be deducted from your share. Now I have to vote by my share, and I am the majority. Of course I won. ”

Wulian Company has prepared 50,000 US dollars for travel expenses for the five-person team, which should be considered relatively generous. It was very troublesome to carry a huge amount of dollars out of the customs, and the money had already been sent to the Soviet Far Eastern Bank, and the bill of exchange was in the hands of the team leader Wu Zhen.

Uncle and grandfather were afraid that Zhang Qiusheng's brothers would not have enough money to spend, so they privately gave each of them 10,000 US dollars. Uncle Liang Sijian was also afraid that the two of them would not have enough money to spend, so he privately gave 10,000 yuan to one person; And Liang Siqi was even more afraid that they would not have enough money to spend, so he didn't know who to ask for 10,000 US dollars for them. Liang Siqi still wanted to redeem a little more, but at that time, the country implemented strict foreign exchange controls, and she still entrusted a lot of talents to change to such a point. The foreign exchange control was not slowly relaxed until 94 years later, and it also took pity on Liang Siqi's mother's love.

Zhang Qiusheng was fast, and all this money was put in his pocket. Song Nianren has always had an easy-going personality, especially since he had already obeyed Zhang Qiusheng and had no objection to Zhang Qiusheng's behavior.

Zhang Qiusheng is not a person who arrests money when he sees it. Thinking about the 50,000 yuan travel expenses have to be paid to the overseas bank in advance, it may be difficult for the uncle and grandfather to get out of the customs with the 20,000 US dollars. Uncle and grandfather didn't know, Zhang Qiusheng, as a person who came over, knew the virtues of the Soviet customs officers, and he was wronged if he was confiscated by the Soviet customs after passing the customs of his own country. Of course, he had to grab the money and put it in the storage glove.

Later, my uncle and mother gave it again, of course, I had to grab it and put it in my gloves.

The conversation between the brothers was in Chinese. According to the tacit understanding, Zhang Qiusheng's words should be translated by Pimple, but the foreigner girl quickly translated the conversation between the two of them to the foreigner regardless of this tacit understanding.

The foreigner's heart blossomed, and even his face was full of irrepressible smiles. In this way, these two little guys have a total of 50,000 US dollars, and I also have 50,000 US dollars, but with that IOU, it is 60,000 yuan, and the strength is stronger than this cute little guy. In addition, I still have 230,000 RMB deposit certificates, can this little guy carry more than 200,000 RMB with him? Looking at the stack of passports at the bar next to the policeman, it was clear that they were going abroad. People who are going abroad will bring a lot of their national currency? The answer is impossible, and he will not let him pass if he is willing to take the customs.

Looking at the action of this little guy's card management, he is obviously a rookie. Haha, I like them so much, it's like sending me money. It seems that I'm going to play stud with him. Stud plays strength, of course, you can't set a ceiling with him, and he may not understand the importance of setting a ceiling. However, it was not too early to rejoice, for the two brothers were not strong, but they still had three companions. This also has to be stipulated that you can only bet with your own money.

Zhang Qiusheng looked at the face of the girl with expired bread, damn, I've never seen such a cheap one. If there is a national disaster, this slut may be a traitor. No, it must be a traitor. If she hadn't seen that she was a woman, Zhang Qiusheng would have slapped her in the face.

Yes, Zhang Qiusheng doesn't like to gamble, his gambling skills are terrible. But when he meets the person he has to deal with, he is still willing to gamble. He has two winning gambling skills, so he doesn't care about the girlfriend revealing his details, he just hates the behavior of this slut.

Zhang Qiusheng's winning gambling skills are, of course, compound brain remnants, and no matter how good the calculating gamblers are, after "taking" compound brain remnants, there is also a mess in the head. Zhang Qiusheng has nothing to do and likes to ponder exhaustively, and some of his Xiao Mingtang small spells that are harmful to people have now been improved and upgraded. Compound brain remnants can now not only send and receive freely, but also control various emotions such as excitement, impulsiveness, suspicion, timidity, and frustration of the person who "takes". This product has been tested on animals and is entering the stage of human clinical trials, and today this foreigner is the first volunteer to try it.

The second casino winning cheats needless to say are his clairvoyance and perverted memory. With his powerful internal strength cultivation and divine sense, he searched farther and more widely than Zhang Qiuran. A small suitcase, dozens of playing cards at a glance can be seen. Foreigners think they know Zhang Qiusheng's details, but in fact, Zhang Qiusheng knows his details even more.

The policeman faced the bar, and the two men were openly gambling, completely ignoring him as a policeman. There's no way, these people really dare to fight. Although he is a policeman, the same applies to a hero who does not suffer immediate losses? I can't afford to provoke, I hide, I can't hide, I have my back to you, I don't see it, right?

Wu Zhen sat side by side with the policeman in front of the bar and explained the cause, process, and result of the incident in detail with him. The police were waiting for reinforcements, but the phone didn't go out, not because they couldn't get out, but because they didn't call at all. When a colleague from the police station asked him to find here, who knows? Anyway, there is time, speak slowly.