214, a strange school
Of course, the strange thing is not over, although the future soldiers will go to patrol outer space, but this still leaves a lot of magic maniacs, although Siyuan is fortunate to see the scene of Sword Immortal vs. Iron Man in his life, but this is not an easy task.
So he can be said to be rubbing his ass non-stop these days, such as the escaped earth spirits, such as these strange varieties that suddenly appeared and couldn't let people know their names.
In terms of dealing with the earth spirit, in fact, Siyuan was somewhat unbearable, because the disaster brought by the earth spirit was really devastating, so the special case team had to deal with this matter in a very inhumane way. Under the operation of the Special Task Force and with the support of the Government, a national movement against the plague was launched throughout the country.
This led to the closure of factories, entertainment venues, and schools, and all college students were not allowed to go out of the school gates, and crowded places such as train stations began to be guarded. To put it simply, as long as there is a place with a high flow of people, all of them are sealed to death, and as long as you see a person who looks abnormal, there will immediately be a heavily armed person who will come and take that person away for isolation.
Just like the second master said, no matter how awesome the other side is, once he falls into the ocean of the people's war, then he has to lie down and be coiled by a tiger.
Of course, this is not without problems, for example, some people wake up in the morning to find that the downstairs of the community is full of military vehicles, and soldiers with loaded guns are arresting people in the vehicles. They will become the spreaders of rumors, in fact, if you calculate carefully, there are not a few people around them, but in the end they will come out to say that the army of such and such a dictatorship has destroyed humanity in order to suppress the plague and so on.
But this pot is on the back. Those who can only fight with mouth cannons will never know how many lives have been used to fill him in order to fight against this unstable and death-inducing earth spirit, and the special task force has sacrificed more than 400 people in total, and ordinary soldiers can even erect a tall monument.
However, it was not an ordinary person without a keen sense of smell, because they found that this sudden and strange plague had no precursors, and that it did not spread to foreign countries, which made them suspect that some other factors were responsible for this result, but none of these people would think in that direction.
How long this nationwide campaign will last, Siyuan doesn't know, unless the spirit of that place can be controlled or eliminated, it can't be stopped for a while. After all, there's nothing harder to find than an Earth Spirit that can hide in another dimension. Except for Zuo Mingxuan. And where does Siyuan dare to break the space now, the last time he broke the space, he was already anxious.
This time he messed up, and the brothers in the director's special case team lost a lot, and Siyuan was actually sadder and guilty than anyone else. Fortunately, everyone else can understand it. Even the second master just asked him to symbolically write a review, even if it was over. But Siyuan just can't get past himself. Traumas and fissures have already appeared in the psyche.
And seeing that his feelings were so low, the second master specially approved him not to follow up on the matter of the earth spirit for the time being, and to concentrate on getting rid of those traversers, even if he made up for it.
During this period. Chen Ming and the others comforted Siyuan a lot, and would ask him to go out for a drink almost every night. But every time he went out, he saw that the originally lively night market was now deserted, and Siyuan's mood became even heavier.
"It really has nothing to do with you." Chen Ming drank a little high again, and he slapped the table: "These brothers are all good!" I'll tell you, let's do this, just fucking head pinned in the crotch of the pants, it's not good to say that one day it's gone, you have to get used to it, and then go to see the brothers on the Qingming and winter solstice. ”
Siyuan leaned back in the chair and pinched his temples, his eyes were red after drinking a lot of wine, and his voice was a little hoarse: "I really worked hard......"
"I know, everybody knows. You try your best to be seen by others, but who can not fail a few times in your life? You should be the hero of the novel? Doesn't even the male protagonist of the novel have to suffer some setbacks? You see Yang Guo, he can only use his left hand for sixteen years. Chen Ming paused and patted his head: "My daughter-in-law was also by other men, speaking of which...... Let me tell you about my experience when I saw the Condor Heroes. ”
Siyuan couldn't cry or laugh, he knew that Chen Ming was trying to make himself happy, but some things didn't mean that he would be happy if he could be happy, but he couldn't sweep away his kindness, Siyuan, who just wanted to stay quietly, was forced to listen to Chen Ming start bragging.
"It's a huge discovery." Chen Ming wiped his nose and began to babble: "Look, Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu have been separated for sixteen years. It is written in the book that Yang is over thirty-six, and the little dragon girl is four or five years older than him, even if she is forty years old. As soon as the two met, Yang Guo said, "Auntie, why don't you look like you've changed much?" ”
"yes." Siyuan sighed and responded to him unintentionally: "Then what?" ”
"Let me tell you, if you read a novel, you have to study the author's writing habits, you can read Jin Yong...... He will always give his favorite characters a little compensation, for example, Yin Liting in Heaven and Dragon Slayer is his old man's favorite character, and he was cuckolded by Ji Xiaofu at the beginning, but what happened later? Ya insisted on doing his ex-girlfriend's daughter. So let's imagine that in fact, the little dragon girl that Yang Guo saw was not the little dragon girl herself, but the daughter of the little dragon girl and Yin Zhiping, let's call her Yin Longnu......"
"Stop...... Stop ......"
Siyuan really wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh, holding back his discomfort: "A good ending, why do you think so dirty?" ”
"What's dirty? Isn't that exciting? If you take care of my daughter-in-law, I will get your daughter-in-law. This is in line with the reader's taste. Another analogy, if someone suddenly rushes out and scolds you, 'Qi Siyuan, you bastard, I will be your whole family', what would you do? ”
"What can I do...... Scolded, scolded, I still killed him? ”
"Hey! That's right. It's just a nerve, right? Most people think so, after all, it's quite boring to see with nerves. Speaking of this, Chen Ming's words changed: "However, if you want to put you in the novel, you are the male protagonist." If someone scolds you like that. If you scold like now, you will scold, then the reader will definitely scold, saying that you are paralyzed and write the protagonist so cowardly, look at you paralyzed, get rid of your paralyzed garbage author. ”
"Not really, right?"
"Not yet...... When I read the novel, I saw this kind of plot and scolded directly. Chen Ming hehehe: "The plot that the big guy likes to see, that is, you see that there is a nerve that can't be scolded at you all the time, you throw him down with a punch, and then step on his face, and you have to say viciously, 'You are paralyzed to deal with me, you dare to touch the people around me.'" I'll kill your mother and burn down your house. That's cool. ”
"Isn't this two insane?"
"Hey! Why are you so unenlightened? We don't care if we're sick or not. Just ask you if you're happy? ”
"It's going to be cool...... Is it? ”
"You don't understand, you don't read novels, you know an egg. So I watched Yin Zhiping insert the little dragon girl at the time, and I tore up the book, so I sued myself. If you don't give me a happy ending at the end. Lao Tzu burns three sticks of incense for you every day. Let you die early. Chen Ming drank high, so he began to say everything: "So, start fighting." I think the little dragon girl is a pair of broken shoes. Yang Guo is one with Uncle Ben, you paralyze the garbage author dare to give Lao Tzu a pair of broken shoes? The hand is cut off for you. No, it is estimated that there are many people who are chattering, and the author is embarrassed, so he sent Xiaolongnu and Yin Zhiping's evil handicap girl to Yang, but don't say it, this great god is a great god, and the writing is a little obscure. I understand what he means, that is, Lao Tzu has changed it according to your paralyzing meaning, whether you can understand it or not is your business, Ben Nima will incense Lao Tzu again. ”
"That's ......"
"You're still not bored." Chen Ming sighed: "That's the reaction? ”
"No...... Or else? ”
"Thanks to your paralysis, you are not a character in the novel, otherwise Lao Tzu would have torn the book, how can there be a deflated protagonist like you."
Guo ...... Guo Jing. Siyuan pouted: "I think I'm better than him, right?" ”
"People have married a unique daughter-in-law, a wise and martial godfather, two beautiful daughters, the world's first godson, a city where soldiers must fight, and a long-awaited haired child outside the plug, where are you better than him? Tell me about it. ”
"So......" Siyuan rubbed his temples: "I'm really a scumbag...... Not even a fool. ”
"No, you're a little better than Duan Yu. At least Qianruo is not your own sister. ”
The two of them beeped here until the sky was bright, not to mention that after Chen Ming's toss, Siyuan's mood was really brighter, but Chen Ming's addiction to a lot of things was already drunk.
On the way home to send him home, Siyuan was also stopped by several aunts from the mother's security group, and measured them back and forth with a thermometer, insisting that their body temperature was high and they should be isolated, no matter how useless they were, they had to be isolated.
In the end, before Chen Ming could be sent home, they were taken away by the hospital's emergency ambulance, and then there was a good examination in the hospital, although there was no reason for the examination, but the doctor had to let them be hospitalized for seven days......
In the end, Ning Qingyuan came forward to get the two of them out...... It can be imagined that Ning Qingyuan's expression when he saw these two guys sitting in the isolation ward with big eyes.
"You two are too ignorant, this ......" Ning Qingyuan laughed angrily: "When is this, which one are you playing?" ”
Before Siyuan could speak, Chen Ming, who had already sobered up, pointed at Siyuan: "He...... It was him, not to say that he was in a bad mood, and pulled me to drink. You see that I am soft-hearted, and as soon as he begs me, I will go with him. Originally, I said that two bottles of beer were almost enough, but this good guy ...... There are two boxes, can you blame me? I'm a good man who has nowhere to reason. ”
"Qi Siyuan!" Ning Qingyuan frowned and shouted Siyuan: "How long are you going to be decadent!" If you want to do this again, I don't care about you! ”
After speaking, she turned her head angrily and left, leaving only Siyuan, who was messy in the wind, looking at Chen Ming stunned: "You...... Just sold me like that? ”
"Hey, there's something to say. I didn't sell you, that sister scolded, she said you were like a coquette, but if you let her know that I dragged you out to drink, Nima...... Wait, I'm going to have to be squirted by her. Chen Ming sighed silently: "This is differential treatment, just coax her later." ”
Siyuan was really speechless by Chen Ming's living treasure, and silently looked at the sky and shook his head: "How do I feel that I have achieved nothing?" ”
"You're fucking nothing. Do I have to die? Chen Ming hooked Siyuan's shoulder: "Little comrade, what about a lot of times...... The most important thing to be a human being is to be happy, are you hungry? Go to my house, and I'll give you something to eat. ”
"Who the fuck is going to eat you underneath, you pervert and don't pervert?" Siyuan glanced at him and walked away angrily.
"I'm sick down there?" Chen Ming stood in place and blinked his eyes and said to himself, "It's okay...... I usually eat it myself, it's much worse than your family? At least it doesn't smell like a stinky foot. ”
Indulgence is indulgence, the right thing still has to be done, and now Siyuan has to work as a nanny for the gang of traversers while investigating the case, and these people are now all being hit to learn the language in a makeshift school built specifically for them. There were about 800 people who came. They are all masters with different specialties who have crossed over, and even the two red dragons guarding the door have turned into human forms, not to mention ...... Don't look at the lizard's form, it's not very good-looking, but after becoming a human, it still has a bit of the appearance of a big Yanma. No wonder their knights ask to sleep in a room with their mounts.
The 800-odd people were initially divided into 20 language classes. However, more than 200 people left early because they couldn't stand the atmosphere of the school. In the end, less than six hundred remained. It's just that these more than 600 people are busy enough...... Probably the only consolation is the little pope with superhuman mental power, he not only learns linguistics very quickly, but has already begun to read Lu Xun's "Forrest Gump" alone after three days of study. Seven days have been enough to memorize Nietzsche's writings, and in less than ten days have begun to study the Old and New Testaments, and have found 122 irrational or contrary theological theories.
This is not the point, the point is that the pope named St. Havens became a faithful follower of the little mountain god, and even knelt in front of her and said that he was willing to be her guardian knight, and asked the little mountain god to give him a surname......
However, Siyuan felt that this kid should regret it, after all, if he knew that he was given the surname Silly Roe Deer, I am afraid ...... It's really going to kill.
Of course, Li Silly Roe Deer, the Pope who was given a name by the earth spirit Li Yu, didn't seem to care about this, he followed Xiaoshan God in class every day, which made Xiao Shanshen's classmates think that her family was very pitiful, and she needed to take care of her younger brother every day while studying, for this matter, her classmates actually spontaneously donated more than 800 yuan to her, more than 50 old clothes and nearly 30 schoolbags......
When she happily carried her schoolbag home to ask Siyuan for credit, Siyuan really felt that the world was still full of love.
There is also something that makes Siyuan a little headache, that is, he doesn't know why those mages from the other world are so smart, although they are a little worse than stupid roe deer children, but the speed can also be said to be jaw-dropping, now they can not only go out shopping alone, they look like the most ordinary foreigners, but also foreigners who have lived in the Celestial Empire for at least twenty years, and even a few young and handsome magicians have actually found girlfriends. There is a guy who is proposing to Siyuan to apply for a household registration and a marriage certificate.
Siyuan really didn't dare to treat them as fools, the national teacher of the Qin State in the other world even wrote a letter of 10,000 words for Siyuan to take and pass it on to today's saints, this letter is written beautifully and meaningfully, sprinkled with 12,000 words, and even pointed out the disadvantages and advantages of current politics and the future development direction, by the way, he submitted a request to the current saint to open a sect for them and his party......
Naturally, this letter was not handed over, after all, if the current saint knew that such a group of visitors from another world had given him an ideological education class, he would probably not be angry, but the special case team would probably be ridiculed to death. Although the letter was not handed over, but the matter of opening a sect, Siyuan has this authority, after going through the corresponding procedures, Siyuan lightly got permission from the special affairs team, and took this old sword immortal from another world to choose the site in person.
When he took him up the mountain to choose a place, this old man who had always been quiet was excited like a child, and he was talking about his name or something all the way, anyway, just like the old pedants that Siyuan had seen, he had good ability but just paid too much attention to false fame.
After choosing the address, the old man told Siyuan that he must sue him on the day of breaking ground, and he had to live on the construction site as a supervisor himself, although Siyuan explained to him that he did not need to be a supervisor for a long time, but he could only lose under his repeated insistence.
Seriously, Siyuan is really looking forward to the effect of this old man's sect and sect, after all, in this era of the fall of magic, it is actually a pretty good thing to have one or two experienced guys like this old man stand up and start a sect, so even the second master is very supportive of this work, as for the corresponding supervision work, it is naturally just thrown on Siyuan......
After settling a large number of traversers, Siyuan's biggest headache came...... Because in the last class, there is such a group of thorns.
This is very similar to the scum class in a key high school, they seem out of place compared to others, although they are all human, but they are more perverse than the character of the lizard people, after all, the lizard people are very sincere to accept re-education, and become a member of the monster army of the special task force, but the people in this scum class have always been their own faces.
Fortunately...... There aren't many people in the scum class. (To be continued......)