Chapter 35: Counseling One of Them: Battlefield Yuan Yiye is Honest (I)
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"If I like Sayou-sensei, I will immediately confess to Sayou-sensei to pray for further development, kissing and holding hands are of course necessary, and as for the child, it must be after marriage; If I hated Sayou-sensei, I'd kick you out now, but before that I would have my sister come out of the room and cut you, plus her own anti-wolf spray; Unfortunately, I don't hate or dislike Sayou-sensei. Of course, it may be strange to say this, but at least Sayou-sensei is my friend, my friend, and the author I am responsible for, so it is necessary to have a good relationship with you. ”
"What? You ask Kumi Kayahara if he is the same as me? Is it really good to ask girls questions about other girls when you're alone with them? Girls ......"
"I'm sorry, I accidentally used 'girl' as a mantra, people always like to repeat what they repeated, just like when I scold others for being stupid, I always like to repeat the word 'stupid', just like 'Stupid Sayou is very stupid and doesn't understand things that stupid can't understand, so I aggravated the stupid situation and became a stupid man and swore that I was going to be the king of stupid people', sorry, I'm starting to talk to myself again, I'm sorry that you can't interject."
"I can understand this, boys don't like girls like me, after all, I know that my way of thinking is a bit strange, or tricky, and many people are unhappy with the opinions I put forward for this. But I won't change that, because it's what made me an editor, and it's a way for me to atone for my sins from then to now. ”
"I'm sorry, as for the atonement for any sin, I hope Mr. Sayou doesn't ask, very good, I probably just like the fact that Sayou will observe words and looks, after all, Sayou is one of the few people who is willing to listen to me, and my sister is of course one of them. I am very grateful to her, and this is absolutely impossible to deny. ”
"So let's get to the point, today's learning content, and what to do today, Chinese is not a simple science, it requires a lot of attention, and I am a little tired after saying so much, please wait a minute, I will bring the water over."
"Why do you always prefer to serve your guests something to drink instead of food? Kindness? Does Mr. Sayou also feel a little confused? I just happened to have the same thought, ah no. The same doubts arise. ”
"I've seen it before at the award ceremony, where many authors and members were provided with drinks, but no food was provided, and it was the same when I went to Mr. Sayou's house before, and Mr. Sayou took the lead in bringing out orange juice."
"I don't really like orange juice, I've never told Sayou-sensei about it, I'm sorry, but it's not to say that I hate Sayou-sensei because of this, I just want to say it. I prefer pure drinks and pure coffee to orange juice. Pure things are easy to arouse people's favor, just like Sayou teacher likes pure concealment, if you have anything unhappy, you can discuss it with me, at least make me happy. ”
"Joking, of course. Back to the point, no, it's about learning, so it should be back to the question of 'why are you serving drinks instead of food?' ”
"I think it's to keep things tidy. After all, food and drink are different, and the former is more likely to stain the table and environment, especially the kind of people who have a habit of cleanliness. But I know. This doesn't make any excuse at all, because drinks are also prone to spilling over and soiling the table and the environment, so what is the reason? ”
"Oh, it's worthy of Mr. Sayou, and he said something interesting, no, no, I mean it's a really good answer, please don't be confused about this, and by the way, don't confuse me with a certain character, the setting is completely different."
"It's a bit strange for me to say this sentence myself, but I, Battlefield Hara Yiya, am a person who can say anything, feelings, thoughts, thoughts, everything, so let's go back to the question of 'why drinks are served to guests instead of food'."
"Mr. Sayou's answer is similar to mine, but since Mr. Sayou said it first, it's a bit shameless for me to use the phrase 'similar to me'. Alas? Doesn't it matter? Then thank you so much. ”
"The answer we understand together is that because guests are people."
"Water is the most important thing for people than eating, and drinking and satisfying a lot of people's actions and thoughts. People choose to drink water when they are nervous, they drink water after talking, they drink water when they are working or resting, in short, it becomes a habit to drink water, and this is why it is the water that is prepared for the guests first. Of course, everyone's understanding is different, and we can't determine what the real answer is. ”
"So, Mr. Sayu, who I don't like or hate, can I get back to the topic now?"
"Back to topic...... That is, to start learning. ”
"By the way, the 'I'm an honest person' mentioned just now is a bit wrong, even if Sayou-sensei is my friend, I can't tell Sayu-sensei what I desperately want to know about me. The color of the clothes. ”
"Mistaken? Don't want to know? Even noble people want to know the inside of a beautiful girl. It's an instinct, a strange and funny instinct. ”
"Of course, even if Sayou-sensei turns 360 degrees and prays to me, I won't tell you, this is a girl's secret."
"Most girls are like this, obviously they will be shy to put their guilt. clothes for others to see, but still deliberately choose a colorful and very beautiful inside. Faced with this situation, I still can't understand it. No, no, maybe there are cases to show your favorite boyfriend, but that's just a few, so I think it's better than fancy inside. Clothes, simple inner. Clothes are more suitable for girls, but unfortunately, my sister doesn't seem to agree with this statement. ”
"What? Should this be a topic of conversation with people of the same sex? It's a pity.,But I don't have many friends.,And people who can listen to me are even rarer.,All Sayou teachers are rare listeners.,And the most important thing is that Sayou teachers don't hate me like this.,It's a very likable advantage of Sayou.,As an editor and the author in charge.。 ”
"Then let's start, our study meeting, you have to go to other women to study the day after tomorrow, don't get me wrong, I don't mean to be thorny in my words, all in all, let's work together in these two days, Mr. Sayou." (To be continued!)
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